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("It's A Gangster Party 2" plays)

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(Music stops and knocks on door 3x)

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(Felix opens the door)

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Hey! So glad you can make it! Come on in!

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("It's A Gangster Party 2" continues) This is my setup tour.

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It's finally happening.

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As you see right away,
there is this dope ass whiteboard, where I

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keep all my most important information. Being a Youtuber, I have to be organized

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and make sure I write down what I have
to do.

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(Pewds draws a pe**s) Wait, don't film this.

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This is where I pray to Odin.

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Three times a day.

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Please give me more subs, Odin.

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It's a trash can.

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Oh, It looks like we've got
a gift!

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Edgar! What are you doing there?

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You ready for more? Let's keep the tour
going.

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Michael, how's the Diamond Play Button doing?

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Michael: It looks good! What do you think?

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You missed a spot.

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I want that shit polished and clean.

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If you miss a spot, you're out.

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Michael is Romanian.

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Follow me!... Don't be shy!

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Hell yeah, motherfucker.

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These panels look
like, a toddler drew them, but they were done by me!

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I think it looks pretty cool, it gives
the room a bit more personality instead

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of a normal wall.

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I don't know? I like it, alright? Fuck
you!

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Oh yeah, baby. This is how real men
record and their goddamn feet-

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Can do squatting if I want.

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How do you think I maintain this great
ass?

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It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
*echos* Nothing at all! (x4 then laughter)

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Got my microphone on a shock mount.

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It's not–It's not the best one, but you
don't need a great microphone,

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at least if you're not PewDiePie.

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As long as you can yell in it, that's all
you need, baby.

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It's an XLR, so it goes to this–goes
through this little baby right here.

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I honestly don't know how it works.

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Got my sweet ass glorious mouse pad!

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I managed to find the tiniest keyboard out there.

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Oh, wow, ah...now I can truly relax.

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Oh, what should I play today?

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Got my- my beauty light...

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The ring light. All the beauty gurus use it to look good.

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I don't need it, cause I'm good but...

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A camera, it's a Canon, with a shotgun mic on top of it, so in case I fuck up and I didn't record my shit,

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this one is a lifesaver. (x2)

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Look at the setup though. That looks fucking dope as fuck on camera!

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Tell me right now you wish you had this setup, baby.

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Alright!...My headphones...

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They're wireless, so, in case I'm making videos, I can move around.

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I can do shit, I can kick the walls if I
want to. I don't want to though...

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I can move over here, I can move over here.

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I can disappear and you wouldn't even
know about it. Now I know what you're

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Now I know what you're thinking...

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"This all looks very pretty Pewds, but
what about how does it look behind the scenes?"

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Oh, boy. I've got a lot to show. Follow me.

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Are you ready for this? I don't think
you're ready for this.

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(Dramatic choir music plays)

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Oh!

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OH!!!!

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THAT ORGANIZATION! OH!

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Oh, Come over here, right.

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Come over here. Look at this.

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They go OUT.

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I got all kinds of shit.

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Oh my god, and it's so neat and tidy,
BITCH!

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That's right, You thought I was a dirty
hoe...

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I am the cleanest motherfucker.

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This guy is clean as a motherfucker.

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Brad, What are you doing?

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Come on, you gotta keep up.

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It's time to check what's inside

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I know you're curious

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like a little kid on Christmas.

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"What's inside the package, Papa Pewds?"

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"More pine cones this year, Papa Pewds?"

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Okay, so this is actually a server cabinet.

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I have so many consoles and computer cables, It's fucking everywhere...

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Uh...

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(Keemstar impersonation) But let's get right,

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... into that shit.

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I'm going to link all my specs in the description, cause' I know a lot of people care.

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and I know a lot of people have no idea what I'm talking about...

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But all you need to know is: this is a bomb ASS computer

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and it is FAST.

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Xbox above, Gamecube...

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I got em' all, alright?

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I could fit a bunch..

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I could fit
as many consoles in there as I like.

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And I lock it at night so no one touches ma' shit.

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All the cables--nightly--

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goes into one PAP.

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goes right in there.

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And it looks nice as fuck.

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Yeah, that's right, that's
right, that's RIGHT.

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Now, it was kind of a problem having a standing desk

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with the cables being fixed,

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but... I think, uh, I did a pretty good job.

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Brad: You gotta' clock.... Is that a clock?
Pewds: That is a clock.

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That is a huge ASS clock so I can know

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the fucking time of how long I've been
recording and shit.

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What is the time today?

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It... Ummmm, ehhhh, let's see here it's....

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15, and, uh....

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Hey Brett, have you seen this shit?
The LEDs.

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I can change the....

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What color you--

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What's your favorite color, bitch?

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SLAM THAT SHIT ON.

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You ever had–have a girl over, you say that line,

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oOoOoOo she be drippin'.

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WHOOOOA!!

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It's Christmas, baby!

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I got the cinnamon
candle,

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I got the Christmas life,

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Father Christmas comes early in Papa Pewd's house.

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Michael, keep polishing!

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what is--
what did I tell you?

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Keep polishing the Diamond Play Button!

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If I see one more little
smudge on it...

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I'm going to call YouTube, and have you
responsible.

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Are you using the bleach?

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Now get out 'cause I need to take a nap.

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(squats)

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(from corner)
You forgot to do the outro....

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Alright, I when I
started making videos,

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I was literally on this tiny fucking
table.

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I couldn't even fit my keyboard on it.

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so-

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I made it guys!
I fucking made it!

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I got my dream setup.

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No, honestly, since we got kicked out,

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I really wanted to make
the set-up the way I really, really wanted

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and, uh,

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It was really fun to work on it and, uh,
I'm, I'm just very happy with it.

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So, I hope you bros enjoyed watching.

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If you did, leave a like, and as always...

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Stay awesome, bros.

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Are you playing Pokemon Go, too?

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I think it's because we saw you do it, haha!

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Ya' catch anything good?

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There's a Drowsy behind you, dude.

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Pewds: We see the same Pokemon!
PJ: Yeah....
*Michael mumbling nonsense*

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We found the--all the same Pokemon! This is so cool!
*everyone ignores Michael*

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PJ: This is, it's as if it's real or something.
Pewds: It's almost like the Pokemon is there...

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Now it just got hit by a car!

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Kay, we're gonna go to the seafront to do some fishin'.

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maybe I'll find some

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PJ: Magikarps?
Pewds: Magic Harps

