WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 ("It's A Gangster Party 2") 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:03.000 (Tumigil ang kanta at kumatok sa pinto 3x) 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.000 (Binuksan ni PewDiePie ang pinto) 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:07.870 Kamusta! Mabuti na dumating kayo! Pasok kayo! 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:10.679 Ito ang aking "setup tour" 00:00:10.680 --> 00:00:11.880 Sa wakas, ito na. 00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:14.700 Dito, ang pambihirang whiteboard, kung saan 00:00:14.700 --> 00:00:20.039 ko nilalagay ang pinakamahalagang impormasyon. Bilang isang Youtuber, kailangan ko maging "organized" 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:23.039 at isulat ang mga kailangan kong gawin 00:00:24.630 --> 00:00:26.300 Teka, wag mo 'tong kunan 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:30.980 Dito ako nagdadasal kay Odin. 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:32.000 Tatlong beses araw-araw 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:35.800 Pahingi po ng mas maraming subs, Odin. 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:41.420 Basurahan 'to 00:00:42.980 --> 00:00:44.980 Uy, mukhang may regalo tayo! 00:00:47.060 --> 00:00:50.060 Edgar! Anong ginagawa mo doon? 00:00:50.940 --> 00:00:53.660 Gusto niyo pa? Tuloy pa natin yung tour 00:00:53.660 --> 00:00:55.960 Michael, kamusta yung Diamond Play Button? 00:00:55.970 --> 00:00:57.970 Maganda! Ano sa tingin mo? 00:00:58.620 --> 00:00:59.700 May dumi pa dun oh 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:02.960 Gusto ko polido yan 00:01:03.120 --> 00:01:05.260 Kung may dumi yan, umalis ka na 00:01:06.660 --> 00:01:08.660 si Michael ay Romanian 00:01:08.660 --> 00:01:09.780 00:01:09.780 --> 00:01:12.640 Halika!...Huwag kang mahiya! 00:01:13.740 --> 00:01:15.820 Putangina, yun oh 00:01:17.180 --> 00:01:21.900 Parang ginuhit ng bata itong panels pero ako gumawa nito! 00:01:21.909 --> 00:01:26.140 Astig nga eh, may personality yung kwarto kaysa sa 00:01:26.140 --> 00:01:27.250 walang disenyong pader 00:01:27.250 --> 00:01:30.280 Di ko alam, gusto ko 'to! Tangina mo! 00:01:31.869 --> 00:01:38.069 Yun oh, ganito mag-record ang lalake at yung mga paa namin- 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:40.659 Pwede mag-squats kung gusto mo 00:01:40.659 --> 00:01:43.659 Kaya ang ganda ng pwet ko 00:01:43.659 --> 00:01:53.350 Parang wala akong sinusuot! Walang wala! Walang wala! Walang wala! Walang wala! (tumatawa) 00:01:53.350 --> 00:01:55.420 May shock mount yung microphone ko 00:01:55.420 --> 00:01:58.640 Hindi siya yung pinakamaganda pero di mo kailangan ng sobrang gandang microphone 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:00.120 at least, kung hindi ka si PewDiePie 00:02:00.130 --> 00:02:03.130 Basta makasigaw ka lang, yun lang kailangan mo 00:02:03.130 --> 00:02:06.970 XLR 'to kaya dumadaan dito 00:02:07.540 --> 00:02:09.519 Di ko nga alam kung paano gamitin 'to eh 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:15.400 Tapos ang dalubhasang mouse pad ko! 00:02:16.880 --> 00:02:19.620 Nahanap ko rin ang pinakamaliit na keyboard sa buong mundo 00:02:19.620 --> 00:02:21.100 Oh wow! 00:02:21.100 --> 00:02:23.100 ah! 00:02:23.100 --> 00:02:27.520 Ngayon makaka relax na din ako 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:29.420 Anong lalaruin ko ngayon? 00:02:29.420 --> 00:02:32.360 Ito beauty light ko... 00:02:33.090 --> 00:02:36.540 Ginagamit 'to ng lahat ng beauty gurus para gumanda sila 00:02:36.540 --> 00:02:38.560 Di ko kailangan pero... 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:39.380 Yung camera... 00:02:39.380 --> 00:02:40.280 Ay Canon... 00:02:41.060 --> 00:02:42.620 Na may shotgun mic sa taas nito. 00:02:42.620 --> 00:02:44.180 So incase na mag kamali ako... 00:02:44.180 --> 00:02:46.020 At hindi ko na record ang aking sh*t. 00:02:46.160 --> 00:02:49.520 Ito ay isang Life Saver... 00:02:49.540 --> 00:02:50.680 Tignan mo yung setup. 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:52.440 Tanginang sobrang GANDA!!!! 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:54.780 Kapag nasa camera. 00:02:54.860 --> 00:02:57.300 Sabihin mo na sa akin na gusto mo ng ganitong setup baby. 00:03:04.020 --> 00:03:05.940 Okay.... 00:03:05.940 --> 00:03:07.940 Ang aking mga headphone 00:03:08.540 --> 00:03:09.680 Wireless... 00:03:09.680 --> 00:03:11.680 So incase na gumagawa ako ng mga videos 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:13.380 Pwede akong gumalaw galaw. 00:03:13.380 --> 00:03:14.720 Kaya kong pumorma. 00:03:14.720 --> 00:03:15.360 Kaya kong... 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:17.360 Sipain yung pader kung gusto ko. 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:18.360 Pero ayoko... 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:21.980 Kaya kong pumunta dito. 00:03:22.100 --> 00:03:23.320 Kaya kong mawala... 00:03:23.320 --> 00:03:25.140 At hindi mo alam kung bakit. 00:03:25.140 --> 00:03:26.480 At alam ko kung anong iniisip mo. 00:03:26.480 --> 00:03:28.060 "Lahat ng ito ay mukhang maganda Pewds." 00:03:28.060 --> 00:03:31.620 "Pero anong itsura kapag nasa behind the scenes?" 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:32.800 Oh boy! 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:34.120 Marami akong ipapakita... 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:35.220 Sundan mo ako. 00:03:35.460 --> 00:03:36.880 Handa ka na ba? 00:03:36.880 --> 00:03:38.460 Parang hindi ka pa handa. 00:03:38.460 --> 00:03:40.380 (Pinakita ang mahiwagang kabinet) 00:03:40.440 --> 00:03:41.840 Oh!!! 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:43.300 Oh!!!! 00:03:43.300 --> 00:03:45.100 Yang organisasyon... 00:03:45.100 --> 00:03:46.760 Oh!!! 00:03:46.760 --> 00:03:48.100 Oh, halika dito. 00:03:48.160 --> 00:03:49.360 Halika dito... 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:50.280 Tignan mo ito. 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:51.700 Lumalabas sila 00:03:51.700 --> 00:03:53.770 Lahat ng uri nito ay mayroon ako. 00:03:53.770 --> 00:03:55.840 Oh my god napaka linis... 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:56.600 B*tch 00:03:56.680 --> 00:03:58.840 Tama ka diyan, Akala mo ako'y isang maruming tao. 00:03:58.920 --> 00:04:01.540 Ako'y isang napaka malinis na tao. 00:04:01.540 --> 00:04:04.040 Itong lalaki ay malinis katulad ng isang motherf*cker 00:04:04.300 --> 00:04:05.320 Brad anong ginagawa mo? 00:04:05.320 --> 00:04:06.140 Halika! 00:04:06.140 --> 00:04:06.960 Kailangan mong sumabay. 00:04:07.640 --> 00:04:09.540 Kailangan nang makita kung anong nandito... 00:04:09.700 --> 00:04:11.640 Alam kong mausisa ka. 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:13.320 Katulad ng isang bata sa pasko. 00:04:13.320 --> 00:04:15.400 "Anong nasa loob ng pakete Papa Pewds?" 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:17.400 "Higit pang pinecones ngayong taon Papa Pewds." 00:04:17.460 --> 00:04:19.500 Ok, so ito'y isang server kabinet. 00:04:19.700 --> 00:04:22.740 Andami kong console at computer... 00:04:22.740 --> 00:04:24.740 Kable ay putanginang kalat kalat. 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:26.120 Ah... 00:04:26.320 --> 00:04:30.520 Halina't mag rooooooooooooooooo... 00:04:31.200 --> 00:04:32.500 sa putanginang yan. 00:04:33.220 --> 00:04:37.000 ililink ko lahat ng aking specs sa descriptions. 00:04:37.280 --> 00:04:39.200 Kasi alam ko maraming may pake... 00:04:39.260 --> 00:04:41.700 At maraming hindi alam kung anong pinagsasabi ko. 00:04:41.760 --> 00:04:42.900 Pero kailangan mong malaman... 00:04:43.060 --> 00:04:46.960 Na ito ay isang Astig na computer at sobrang bilis. 00:04:47.860 --> 00:04:49.060 Xbox sa itaas... 00:04:49.060 --> 00:04:50.200 Gamecube... 00:04:50.200 --> 00:04:51.920 Meron ako lahat. 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:53.500 Kaya kong ilagay lahat. 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:55.600 Kaya kong ilagay kung gaano kadami gusto ko. 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:57.260 At isinasara ko tuwing gabi. 00:04:57.260 --> 00:04:59.100 Para walang makakagalaw nito. 00:04:59.100 --> 00:05:01.100 Lahat ng kable, Maayos. 00:05:01.100 --> 00:05:03.500 Dumadaan sa isang tubo. 00:05:03.500 --> 00:05:04.870 Dumadaan diyan. 00:05:04.870 --> 00:05:06.000 Mukha talagang maganda... 00:05:06.700 --> 00:05:07.400 Tama ka diyan! 00:05:07.400 --> 00:05:07.960 Tama ka diyan!! 00:05:07.960 --> 00:05:09.200 Tama ka diyan!!! 00:05:09.200 --> 00:05:12.720 Ngayon, problemado ito para sa isang nakatayong table na may kable 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:14.300 nang nakadikit. 00:05:14.300 --> 00:05:15.100 Pero... 00:05:15.100 --> 00:05:17.200 Mukha namang nagawan ko ng paraan. 00:05:17.580 --> 00:05:18.460 Meron kang orasan! 00:05:18.460 --> 00:05:19.280 Yan ba'y orasan? 00:05:19.280 --> 00:05:20.440 Yan ay isang orasan 00:05:20.440 --> 00:05:21.760 Yan ay isang malaking pwet na orasan. 00:05:21.880 --> 00:05:23.440 Para malaman ko kung anong putanginang oras na... 00:05:23.440 --> 00:05:25.300 O para malaman ko kung gaano katagal na ako nag rerecord. 00:05:25.300 --> 00:05:26.400 Anong oras na ngayon? 00:05:26.620 --> 00:05:27.240 Ngayon ay, ah... 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:28.100 Eh. 00:05:28.100 --> 00:05:29.500 Tignan natin dito... 00:05:29.500 --> 00:05:30.200 Ngayon ay 15 00:05:30.200 --> 00:05:32.740 ... 00:05:32.860 --> 00:05:33.760 Hoy, Brad... 00:05:33.780 --> 00:05:34.860 Nakita mo na ito? 00:05:34.860 --> 00:05:36.200 Ang mga LEDs!!! 00:05:36.200 --> 00:05:36.700 f*ck 00:05:36.700 --> 00:05:37.300 Kaya kong palitan lahat... 00:05:37.380 --> 00:05:37.880 Anong gusto mong kulay? 00:05:37.880 --> 00:05:39.300 Anong paborito mong kulay b*tch? 00:05:39.300 --> 00:05:41.000 Slam! Buksan yang sh*t na yan. 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:41.500 Meron kang... 00:05:41.500 --> 00:05:42.320 Babaeng kasama... 00:05:42.400 --> 00:05:43.440 Sabihin mo yung line na iyon... 00:05:43.460 --> 00:05:43.960 Ooh!! 00:05:44.060 --> 00:05:44.740 Siya'y mag lalaway. 00:05:45.780 --> 00:05:46.820 Woow!!!! 00:05:46.860 --> 00:05:48.340 Pasko na ngayon Baby... 00:05:48.420 --> 00:05:49.500 Mayroon akong sendiment na kandila... 00:05:49.500 --> 00:05:51.160 Mayroon akong Christmas lights... 00:05:51.200 --> 00:05:54.000 Si Father Christmas ay darating ng maaga sa bahay ni Papa Pewds. 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:54.660 Michael!!! 00:05:54.660 --> 00:05:55.160 Michael: yah ... 00:05:55.160 --> 00:05:56.100 Maglinis ka lang diyan!! 00:05:56.100 --> 00:05:57.760 Anong sinabi ko sa iyo? 00:05:57.760 --> 00:05:58.260 Michael: ... 00:05:58.260 --> 00:06:01.160 Linisin mo lang yang Diyamanteng Play Button. 00:06:01.700 --> 00:06:04.400 Kapag may nakita pa akong dumi diyan... 00:06:04.900 --> 00:06:06.420 Tatawagin ko ang Youtube... 00:06:06.420 --> 00:06:08.420 At ikaw ang responsable. 00:06:08.420 --> 00:06:11.660 :( 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:13.300 Ginagamit mo ba yung bleach? 00:06:13.400 --> 00:06:16.300 Ngayon lumabas ka na dahil ako ay matutulog. 00:06:18.260 --> 00:06:20.860 Zzzzz 00:06:21.080 --> 00:06:25.060 :'( 00:06:25.060 --> 00:06:26.600 "Nakalimutan mong gawin yung outro" 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:28.490 Noong nagsimula ako gumawa ng videos. 00:06:28.490 --> 00:06:30.300 Nandito ako sa putanginang maliit na lamesa. 00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:32.100 Hindi ko naman mailagay ang aking keyboard. 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:33.530 ... 00:06:33.530 --> 00:06:34.300 Nagawa ko mga kaibigan!!! 00:06:34.300 --> 00:06:35.400 Nakarating ako sa wakas!!! 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:37.000 Natanggap ko na ang aking pangarap na setup. 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:37.720 Hindi, pero sa totoo lang... 00:06:37.720 --> 00:06:39.000 Mula noong kami'y na kicked out. 00:06:39.060 --> 00:06:42.460 Gusto ko talaga nang setup yung gustong gusto kong magkaroon. 00:06:42.460 --> 00:06:43.600 At... 00:06:43.600 --> 00:06:46.600 Napaka sayang gawin iyon, pero mas masaya ako sa ikinalabasan. 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:48.280 So sana na gustohan ninyo. 00:06:48.280 --> 00:06:49.400 kung Oo, Mag iwan kayo ng Like. 00:06:49.500 --> 00:06:51.400 At tulad ng dati... 00:06:52.380 --> 00:06:54.080 Manatiling astig mga kaibigan. 00:06:54.180 --> 00:06:55.720 Naglalaro ka din ng Pokemon Go? 00:06:56.140 --> 00:06:57.500 Babae: Nang nakita namin na nilalaro ninyo. 00:06:57.500 --> 00:06:59.500 Ahh 00:06:59.840 --> 00:07:00.980 May nahuli ka ng maganda? 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:02.480 May drowzee sa likod mo 00:07:02.540 --> 00:07:05.220 Magkaparehas na pokemon ang nakikita namin. 00:07:05.300 --> 00:07:07.080 Nakita natin lahat ng parehas na pokemon. 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:08.600 Ito'y sobrang Astig!!! 00:07:08.760 --> 00:07:10.300 PJ: Kung ito'y totoo o parang... 00:07:10.400 --> 00:07:12.240 Pewds: Parang yung pokemon ay nandiyan lang. 00:07:12.740 --> 00:07:14.880 Ngayon ay na bunggo tayo ng kotse. 00:07:15.420 --> 00:07:17.880 Okay, ngayon ay pupunta kami sa seafront para mangisda. 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:19.500 Baka makakita ako ng... 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:20.100 PJ: Magikarps? 00:07:20.100 --> 00:07:22.100 Pewds: Oo Magikarps...