WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:07.420 --> 00:00:09.080 S K R A T T A D U 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:11.940 Forlorar du, mannen. OUH, U A O H 00:00:11.940 --> 00:00:13.680 30% percent off GFUEL, 00:00:13.680 --> 00:00:16.480 if you enter the code "PEWDIEPIE" 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:19.240 At the checkout, only for a limited time. 00:00:19.240 --> 00:00:20.580 *Damn i am actually really good at this* 00:00:20.580 --> 00:00:25.420 Fr*cking do this guys, we are checking out this new thing, the rule is very simple. 00:00:25.420 --> 00:00:27.020 Skratta du, fΓΆrlorlar du. 00:00:27.180 --> 00:00:31.740 If you want to accept this challenge, then all you have to do is very simple. 00:00:31.740 --> 00:00:33.320 Smash like on this video. 00:00:33.760 --> 00:00:37.120 Go buy the entire stock of G FUEL 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:43.580 But, you get 30% percent off so you can buy 30% more. If you enter the code "PEWDIEPIE" 00:00:43.580 --> 00:00:45.920 And you have to say "PEWDIEPIE" 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:47.640 When you enter the code. 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:49.020 Now without further a do... 00:00:49.160 --> 00:00:51.560 If you have done this, we can move on. 00:00:51.680 --> 00:00:55.000 Lets, freaking do this, lets just 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:56.000 A U G H *explosion* 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:59.140 "It has to be a god damn clue somewhere." 00:00:59.140 --> 00:01:01.080 "Its probably is staring in my face." 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:04.360 "This kid is going to die, and I'm going mad at circles!" 00:01:07.720 --> 00:01:10.020 Basically YouTuber acting. *Chuckles* 00:01:13.900 --> 00:01:15.580 OHHH "All packed up and ready to go?" 00:01:17.060 --> 00:01:18.820 "What are you talking about?-" pewds- tEH 00:01:18.820 --> 00:01:20.920 "The investigation's overrr we know who did it" pewds- tEHHEH 00:01:20.920 --> 00:01:23.960 "We no longer need your services anymore, Norman..." 00:01:23.960 --> 00:01:27.240 *dramatically* "So YOU can ride your FiLes all the way to WASHingtoN" 00:01:28.740 --> 00:01:31.460 "I'd be lyin' if I said I was gonna miss ya" 00:01:31.460 --> 00:01:36.160 "The investigation isn't over you've got absolutely nothin' on Mars" 00:01:36.160 --> 00:01:38.140 *felix laughs at Norman's face lookin' all angry and sh*t* OHHHH 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:39.680 I wish there was more of these 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:40.620 they're SO good 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:45.280 *he's reading the comment do it yourself* 00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:48.120 πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ "hhhhhhhh" 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:50.420 *music* 00:01:51.240 --> 00:01:53.640 why is that funny?? Jesus Christ... 00:01:53.800 --> 00:01:59.040 Me when thinking if I should eat the last slice of pizza now, or save it for later. 00:02:00.020 --> 00:02:02.400 πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 00:02:02.820 --> 00:02:06.420 THAT's WHERE THAT MEME IS FROM I'VE SEEN IT ALL THE TIME 00:02:06.460 --> 00:02:08.380 ya see the stupid screenshot 00:02:09.260 --> 00:02:09.980 right? 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:13.520 hEh.. should I eat it now or later? 00:02:14.300 --> 00:02:15.820 but.. if i eat it now... 00:02:15.820 --> 00:02:17.740 it's gonna be hot and delicious *thinking intensifies 00:02:17.740 --> 00:02:19.340 I COULD SAVE IT FOR LATER AS WELL 00:02:19.340 --> 00:02:20.400 ..but if I eat it later 00:02:20.580 --> 00:02:22.340 Then it wont taste as good. 00:02:22.620 --> 00:02:24.860 But im not really that hungry now. 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:28.740 Oh jeez. Oh my gosh it looks like I'm already failing this challenge. 00:02:29.340 --> 00:02:31.780 Hurry up I must replenish my health 00:02:31.780 --> 00:02:32.660 with G-Fuel 00:02:32.780 --> 00:02:33.280 *sound of Christianity* 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:37.060 duooon duun swaaaaa 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:37.740 ah 00:02:38.380 --> 00:02:40.640 OH WOW, ALL MY HEALTH IS BACK!!! 00:02:41.060 --> 00:02:42.620 Thanks, Brad! πŸ‘ 00:02:42.620 --> 00:02:45.560 *Music* 00:02:45.700 --> 00:02:47.000 I like how Brad. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 00:02:47.820 --> 00:02:48.520 BRAD 00:02:48.640 --> 00:02:51.280 Brad is someone who told me about G-Fuel 00:02:51.700 --> 00:02:55.380 He's been wanting to be sponsored by G-Fuel for so long. 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:57.960 eh. AND IN COMES PEWDIEPIE! 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.760 aYEEE< Enter the code "PEWDIEPIE" 00:03:00.760 --> 00:03:03.240 YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY G-FUEL, BRAD. 00:03:07.500 --> 00:03:16.320 i'm tired of doing subtitles. sorry. send help and g fuel 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:24.570 man. Oh my God yes this 00:03:23.180 --> 00:03:23.920 oh my god yes 00:03:24.810 --> 00:03:27.810 in clay. That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my 00:03:38.390 --> 00:03:40.740 But no one warned her about this 00:03:41.150 --> 00:03:44.100 seriously. Budget I in the chat 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:46.000 room so good. 00:03:47.670 --> 00:03:49.510 Why you should crying before everything. 00:03:54.630 --> 00:03:57.390 Everyone's been pointing out how she sounds exactly like a 00:03:57.390 --> 00:03:59.010 car alarm as well. So get 00:03:59.790 --> 00:04:02.670 Moving on guys. How are you doing. Don't 00:04:02.670 --> 00:04:03.840 care. Let's keep going. 00:04:04.050 --> 00:04:06.420 Can I say it just once 00:04:06.990 --> 00:04:07.830 before I go 00:04:10.420 --> 00:04:11.110 yeah bro. 00:04:13.850 --> 00:04:16.040 Thanks. One day 00:04:18.300 --> 00:04:18.690 now. 00:04:21.380 --> 00:04:21.910 Aha 00:04:23.270 --> 00:04:25.070 Aha that's so sad. 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:29.120 Can we sound like a car alarm. That's actually 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:29.500 sad. 00:04:32.260 --> 00:04:35.110 Whoa. Whoa. What the free. 00:04:37.020 --> 00:04:37.950 It keeps going. 00:04:40.740 --> 00:04:41.640 Okay. I was pretty. 00:04:45.580 --> 00:04:47.500 Was to have a twin or am I stupid. I can't tell. 00:04:51.970 --> 00:04:54.680 No no no no. Night it said it's a mirror. 00:04:54.910 --> 00:04:57.580 It's like a mirror. It's like a mirror 00:04:57.610 --> 00:04:59.950 trick. I don't know. I'm pretty smart 00:05:00.400 --> 00:05:03.220 so the way they did it was like mirrors. I know if you 00:05:03.220 --> 00:05:06.190 heard of those but that's how he did it basically. That's 00:05:06.190 --> 00:05:08.380 not like many him or anything like that. 00:05:09.100 --> 00:05:12.100 Good joke ok. I'm not really doing too well on 00:05:12.100 --> 00:05:14.920 this challenge. It would seem that it's time to 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:17.120 go if you like. Boy 00:05:19.570 --> 00:05:22.500 you're jealous now Brad up who's got a fuel sponsor 00:05:22.510 --> 00:05:23.000 ship 00:05:23.620 --> 00:05:26.210 High crime more bright 00:05:26.410 --> 00:05:26.630 Hello. 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:29.620 To be fair Brad you just got entered the code PEWDIEPIE 00:05:29.670 --> 00:05:31.090 you get 30 percent off. 00:05:31.660 --> 00:05:34.480 That's a great deal. That's a good 00:05:34.480 --> 00:05:37.390 deal. Not saying the n word for a higher minute 00:05:37.390 --> 00:05:40.340 challenge but it's clear the 00:05:40.340 --> 00:05:41.890 pain hadn't receded at all. 00:05:42.610 --> 00:05:45.440 And the doctor offered up a suggestion. Let's go to the hospital. 00:05:47.380 --> 00:05:47.980 That was 00:05:49.150 --> 00:05:52.140 Unbelievable. You look a lot like a man now. 00:05:52.730 --> 00:05:55.160 The serum comes from testicles. 00:05:56.050 --> 00:05:58.780 It's the face that we all have to go through to finally 00:05:58.780 --> 00:06:01.860 grow up and become a man. What is he actually doing. 00:06:01.880 --> 00:06:02.960 I'm so confused. 00:06:02.960 --> 00:06:05.460 This is my boys. One day in 00:06:05.470 --> 00:06:08.470 California. Oh God. One of or two weeks 00:06:08.580 --> 00:06:11.640 in California. Let's get up. Hope you have a great day. 00:06:11.880 --> 00:06:14.480 All right. This is my voice. 00:06:14.950 --> 00:06:16.540 Two years in California. 00:06:19.740 --> 00:06:22.290 Yes yes yes 00:06:23.520 --> 00:06:24.160 yes. 00:06:24.580 --> 00:06:26.830 I mean no. That's horrible. Hit it. 00:06:27.820 --> 00:06:30.490 I feel like it's only funny. But you've seen the reference and I'm not showing the 00:06:30.490 --> 00:06:32.820 reference. Hey man I. 00:06:35.980 --> 00:06:38.830 You got a boyfriend. Oh 00:06:38.830 --> 00:06:41.650 my God. Yeah I got in girl. 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:45.100 This is a fake sadly. Wow. Really. Must 00:06:45.100 --> 00:06:47.880 be some kind of genius self-explanatory 00:06:47.890 --> 00:06:48.520 drink found 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:52.350 Right. Sorry. What are you saying self-explanatory drink 00:06:52.400 --> 00:06:55.070 found self explanatory 00:06:55.710 --> 00:06:58.200 drink fountain. Take one. 00:06:58.380 --> 00:06:58.850 Okay. 00:07:05.530 --> 00:07:08.490 I love the gorilla laughter. Oh it actually works. 00:07:16.740 --> 00:07:18.030 This is what I'm talking about 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:22.230 means and ticktock were all invented 00:07:22.590 --> 00:07:25.290 to hold the progression of humanity instead of 00:07:25.290 --> 00:07:27.840 coming up with useful ideas that 00:07:27.840 --> 00:07:30.840 progress humanity forward. Instead we come 00:07:30.840 --> 00:07:32.010 up with this kind of stuff 00:07:34.500 --> 00:07:37.410 For the sake of means. OK. Listen 00:07:37.410 --> 00:07:40.410 to me guys you're gonna put on my tail tinfoil hat means 00:07:40.870 --> 00:07:43.160 was created by aliens 00:07:45.230 --> 00:07:46.040 Sounds crazy. 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:49.640 It was created to halt the progression of 00:07:49.640 --> 00:07:52.640 mankind so that aliens that live far 00:07:52.640 --> 00:07:55.580 off in Dallas and in galaxy far far away have 00:07:55.580 --> 00:07:58.250 time to reach us and invaders. 00:07:58.520 --> 00:08:01.100 So that by the time they reach us our 00:08:01.100 --> 00:08:03.980 technology has not advanced at all because all we 00:08:03.980 --> 00:08:06.560 did for a hundred billion years was making the means 00:08:12.510 --> 00:08:15.430 Think about it. There's sand each other the world really 00:08:15.470 --> 00:08:18.420 gets called that paper. So let be. I 00:08:18.420 --> 00:08:21.130 just want to be happy. Trust me watching 00:08:21.750 --> 00:08:24.290 my show like on this video yes I 00:08:24.340 --> 00:08:27.270 abuse that would help me out a lot. Thank you very much for 00:08:27.270 --> 00:08:30.120 watching. Make sure. I wish I could I'm in a video 00:08:30.350 --> 00:08:33.090 of this and become a sponsor. And you can see 00:08:33.090 --> 00:08:36.030 that and it and that's it for me for now. Thank you guys 00:08:36.030 --> 00:08:37.050 so much for watching. 00:08:37.350 --> 00:08:38.320 I'll see you guys at 00:08:40.190 --> 00:08:42.860 home leaf. You guys were what I was fifty seven thousand 00:08:42.860 --> 00:08:45.470 subscribers. Jay is this all right. 00:08:46.130 --> 00:08:48.970 I'm famous some beads video. I 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:51.930 did it. I did it. We made it. We sure 00:08:51.950 --> 00:08:53.420 I hit subscribe. 00:08:53.450 --> 00:08:55.690 God damn me I got to do what I do. 00:08:56.090 --> 00:08:59.060 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was subscribed on my seven other accounts. 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:02.930 That's great. A shroud. 00:09:03.260 --> 00:09:06.140 Subscribe on your other accounts. God damn it. What do you 00:09:06.140 --> 00:09:07.670 call yourself a gamer huh. 00:09:08.360 --> 00:09:09.210 I'll keep checking in. 00:09:12.140 --> 00:09:13.340 I've seen this. No. 00:09:16.180 --> 00:09:19.280 Hey. Look who found the footage of me confessing to mercy. 00:09:19.380 --> 00:09:21.520 The first time they hit you like Pac 00:09:21.520 --> 00:09:24.920 U like pac-man? U know what PAC stands for? 00:09:24.980 --> 00:09:28.040 Program and control his program a control man. 00:09:28.060 --> 00:09:31.060 The whole thing's a mataphor. He thinks he's 00:09:31.070 --> 00:09:33.620 got free will but really he's trapped in a maze 00:09:33.980 --> 00:09:34.940 in a system. 00:09:35.270 --> 00:09:37.850 All he can do is consume. He's pursued by 00:09:37.850 --> 00:09:40.820 demons that are probably just in his own 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:42.080 mind. 00:09:42.380 --> 00:09:44.880 He had a girl up with that line in a club. 00:09:45.690 --> 00:09:46.470 Mm hmm mm hmm. 00:09:46.670 --> 00:09:49.670 You better believe you'll be swimming in push boy. You'll be getting 00:09:49.670 --> 00:09:52.640 so much push you can make a jackass out of puss. You can 00:09:52.640 --> 00:09:55.520 make a whole fashion clothing line out of puss that 00:09:55.520 --> 00:09:58.100 so much puts you beginning. It's either that or hit or miss. 00:10:00.870 --> 00:10:03.800 There it is. There it is everywhere. The 00:10:03.800 --> 00:10:04.700 car alarms. 00:10:10.770 --> 00:10:13.630 I don't care what people are going 00:10:13.630 --> 00:10:16.490 for him for life but cry fine 00:10:16.490 --> 00:10:19.430 make. I get riling you up 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:20.370 scary. 00:10:22.640 --> 00:10:25.460 That's the worst sense noise I have ever heard. 00:10:26.980 --> 00:10:29.770 And the 00:10:29.840 --> 00:10:32.840 really the passion into the voice acting incredible. Well I 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:34.200 clearly forgot about your life. 00:10:34.250 --> 00:10:37.150 Will this challenge again. Oh God what do I 00:10:37.150 --> 00:10:40.070 do. I see someone a million 00:10:40.070 --> 00:10:41.750 miles ahead backwards. 00:10:42.500 --> 00:10:45.350 It looks like I'm out of 00:10:45.590 --> 00:10:48.380 fuel. Oh gosh darn it I'm gonna die. 00:10:48.860 --> 00:10:51.560 Okay guys. Pay is going to die. But 00:10:51.560 --> 00:10:54.500 remember all you have to do to save his life is 00:10:54.550 --> 00:10:56.030 by all these March and 00:10:59.050 --> 00:11:01.430 jet fuel only for real gamers shroud. 00:11:03.060 --> 00:11:05.880 You can't have this okay about shroud doesn't have a 00:11:05.880 --> 00:11:08.760 g scientist. That's it for us. Get that. 00:11:09.630 --> 00:11:12.500 See you tomorrow for another video. What's he 00:11:12.510 --> 00:11:14.750 got to upload then. Can't wait to find out. 00:11:15.300 --> 00:11:17.940 Geez I see. I'll see you tomorrow guys. And as 00:11:17.940 --> 00:11:20.850 always remember to keep dancing and 00:11:20.850 --> 00:11:22.080 smile. 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:25.520 πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 00:11:25.520 --> 00:11:27.520 Enter CODE: PEWDIEPIE