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S K R A T T A  D U

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Förlorar du, mannen.
OUH,   U A O H

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30% percent off GFUEL,

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if you enter the code "PEWDIEPIE".

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At the checkout, only for a limited time.

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*Damn i am actually really good at this*

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Fr*cking do this guys, we are checking out
this new thing, the rule is very simple.

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Skratta du, förlorlar du.

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If you want to accept this challenge,
then all you have to do is very simple.

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Smash like on this video.

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Go buy the entire stock of GFUEL [Sponsorship 100]

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But, you get 30% percent off so you can buy 30% more.
If you enter the code "PEWDIEPIE"

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And you have to say "PEWDIEPIE"

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When you enter the code.

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Now without further a do.

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If you have done this, we can move on.

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Lets, fr*cking do this, lets just

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A U G H  *explosion*

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"It has to be a god damn clue somewhere."

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"Its probably is staring in my face."

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"This kid is going to die, and I'm going mad at circles!"

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Basically youtuber acting. *Chuckles*

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OH   "All packed and ready to go"

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"What are you talking about?"

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*Chuckles* "The investigation is over, we know who did it. "

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"We no longer need your services anymore, Norman." *laughs*

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"So you can ride your files all way back to Washington."

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"I'd be lying if I said I was gonna miss ya."

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Incredible  "The investigation isn't over. You have absolutely nothing on Mars."

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OH

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I wish there was more of these.

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They're so good.

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When you don't want to do homework but physics is forcing you down into the chair.

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*laughs*

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Why is that funny? Jesus Christ.

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Me when thinking if I should eat the last slice of pizza now or save it for later.

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*laughs*

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That's where that meme is from!

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I've seen it all the time.

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You see this stupid screenshot.

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Right.

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*laughs*

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Should I eat it now or later?

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But, if I eat is now it's going to be hot and delicious.

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I can save it for later as well.

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But, if I eat it later then it won't taste as good.

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But I'm really not that hungry now.

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Aw, geez!

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Oh my gosh! It looks like I'm already failing this challenge.

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Hurry up! I must replenish my health with GFUEL.  [again Pewds?]

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Oh wow!

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All my health is back! Thanks Brad!

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[That's what I thought.]

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I like how Brad

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*laughs*

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Brad. Brad was the one that told me about GFUEL.

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He's been wanting to get sponsored by GFUEL for so long.

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*laughs*

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And in comes Pewdiepie! AYE Enter the code "PEWDIEPIE"!

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You're not getting any GFUEL, Brad.

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Oh, I'm not getting any GFUEL.

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I'm not getting any GFUEL.

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Me

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I'm not getting any GFUEL.

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I'm not getting any GFUEL.

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I'm not getting any

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GFUEL

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ME

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COOME ON MAN

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Oh my god, yes.

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This-This clip.

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"That's the cutest f*cking thing I've ever seen in my entire life."

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*yelps*

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*laughs*

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Wha- no one warned her about this?

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Seriously?

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What a bunch of a**holes in the chat. *laughs*

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So good.

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Why is she crying before?

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*laughs*

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Everyone has been pointing out how she sounds exactly like a car alarm as well. So good.

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*the girl yelping*

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Moving on guys. How are you doing?

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Don't care. Let's keep going.

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*sad music* "Can I say it just once before I go?"

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"ye-yeah bro"

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"Thanks my n-"  *sad music*

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yea- *Gasps*

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NOO

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AAHAA

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AAH that's so sad

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Can we sound like a car alarm. Now that's actually sad.

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*the girl yelping*

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Woah

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Woah what the fr*ck.

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AA It keeps going.

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WHat

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Okay that's pretty epic.

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Does he have a twin or am I stupid? I can't tell.

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No no no no no

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It's a- It's a- It's a mirror. Its like a mirror- the. It's like a mirror trick.

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I don't know- I'm pretty smart. So the way they did it was like with mirrors. I don't know if you heard of those.

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But that's how he did it, basically. There's not many of him or anything like that

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Good joke. Okay- aa *laughs*

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I'm really not do too well on this challenge.

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It would seem that it's time to GFUEL up, boi.

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*gulping noises*

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Bet you're jealous now, Brad. hah Who's got a GFUEL sponsorship.

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HAhe

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Cry more, Brad. All though, to be fair, Brad. You just gotta enter the code "PEWDIEPIE"

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and you get 30% off.

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That's a great deal!

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That's a good deal.

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Not saying the n-word for an entire minute challenge.

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Oh damn

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"But it was clear that pain hadn't receded at all and the doctor offered up up a suggestion." *chuckles*

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"Let's go to the hospital."

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"That was-"

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"-unbelievable.

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*chuckles* "You look a lot like a man now though. Just so you know."

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*laughs* That's  how you become- *laughs*

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"I grow an extra testicle."

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It's the phase we all have to go through to finally grow up and become a man.

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What is he actually doing. I'm so confused.

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* deep voice* "This my voice, one day in California.

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Oh god another one of these. "Ooh what's up dude. Two weeks in California."

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Okay let's get to it.

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"Haha Hope you have a great day eh."

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Alright.

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"This is my voice two years in California." *girly voice*

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"IT IS MA' AM! IT IS MA'AMAaa"

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*laughs*

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YEess!

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I mean no. That's horrible.

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*chuckles*

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I feel like it's only funny if you seen the reference and I'm not showing the reference.

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Moving on. "Hit or miss."

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"I guess the never miss huh"

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*Pewds and the guy gasps*

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"You gotta boyfriend?"

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"I get he doesn't kiss ya."

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Oh my god!

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"He'll find another girl and he won't miss ya"

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This is fake sadly. Wow, really?

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Must be some kind of genius.

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"Self-explanatory drinking fountain."

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Wait sorry. What did he say?

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"Self-explanatory drinking fountain."

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Self-explanatory drink fountain.

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"Take one." Take one, okay.

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*choking on water*

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*laughs*

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I love the gorilla laugh. HAoh It actually worked?

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*Laughs*

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*Gorilla laugh

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*laughs*

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See this is what I'm talking about

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memes and tik tok were all invented to hold the progression of humanity.

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Instead of coming up with useful ideas that progress humanity forward.

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Instead, we come up with this kind of stuff.

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*chuckle*

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For the sake of memes.

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*Gorilla laugh*

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Okay listen to me guys. Gotta put on my tin foil hat.

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Memes was created by aliens.

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Sounds crazy?

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It was created to hold the progression of mankind so that aliens that lives far up in galaxies far away.

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Have time to  reach us and invade us. So by the time the reach us, our technology has not advance at all

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because all we did for a hundred billion years was make meme instead.

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Think about it.

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Shroud gets called out by Pewds.

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"That's me watching Pewds"

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"YEess"

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I wish I could see both of the shots at the same time

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*clasp*

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"HEY SHROUD! HIT SUBSCRIBE GOD DAMN IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

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"I got you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was  subscribed on my other seven accounts"

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That's great.

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*laughs*

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HEY SHROUD! SUBSCRIBE IN YOUR OTHER ACCOUNTS! GOD DAMN IT!

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WHAT YOU CALL YOURSELF A GAMER! HUH

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I'll keep checking in.

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"I-love-you!"

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Awh I've seen this

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"No-thank-you"

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Aye look, who found the video of me confessing to Marzia for the first time? [oof]

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*laughs the pain away*