WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-CA 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.360 Hey how's it going bros? my name is 00:00:02.360 --> 00:00:03.300 PEEWDI- *fake Pewds* pewdiepie 00:00:03.300 --> 00:00:05.300 Pewdiepie, please *Poopiepies* What? Stop. 00:00:05.300 --> 00:00:07.300 *Female voice* hey Pewdiepie! *Pewds* stop! I'm doing my intro. 00:00:08.300 --> 00:00:09.300 This is my show. *Sure is pewds* 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:11.700 How's it goin- *Please. Please* Shut the fuck up 00:00:11.700 --> 00:00:12.500 No. Nope 00:00:12.600 --> 00:00:13.600 *it's super cool * 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:15.600 Ok no, I'm not turning around 00:00:16.300 --> 00:00:20.000 There's only two things in this world, that would make me turn around, and look at what's behind me. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.000 Number 1; Donald trumps penis *What?* 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.000 Number 2; A fucking toad. 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:26.000 *Weird Heavenly music plays* 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.000 Pewdiepie2: Well, well, well. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 Fake Pewds: Felix 00:00:30.300 --> 00:00:32.000 Fakie: Look what we have here! 00:00:33.500 --> 00:00:35.600 2diepie: Today is your lucky day! *Death* 00:00:36.300 --> 00:00:37.600 A toad.... 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:39.600 *A heavenly beam shines on the Pood* 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:41.220 You got a Toad?! 00:00:41.220 --> 00:00:41.720 You got a toad!....... 00:00:43.580 --> 00:00:44.080 Oh.... 00:00:46.140 --> 00:00:47.100 That's... amazing.....? 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:48.620 Thank you fake Pewdiepie! 00:00:48.620 --> 00:00:49.120 C'mere..... 00:00:52.900 --> 00:00:54.900 Wait, Pewdiepie. Could you film? 00:00:54.900 --> 00:00:57.700 This is for me. I wanna film the toad. 00:00:57.700 --> 00:00:58.980 Thank you fake Felix. 00:00:59.440 --> 00:01:01.180 forgive- you knew how, 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:03.220 heartbroken I was when 00:01:03.220 --> 00:01:04.260 Ainsly left me (;-;) 00:01:06.380 --> 00:01:06.880 RIPERONIS 00:01:09.540 --> 00:01:10.040 A toad 00:01:11.660 --> 00:01:12.300 Thank you. 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:17.380 Now, I'm not fucking touching that shit though! 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:19.900 *A strange voice from the heavens* Touch it, you faggot. 00:01:20.860 --> 00:01:21.600 *Normal* No! You touch it! 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:23.600 *Strange Voice*No, No, No, No, No, No, No 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:24.700 HAHAHAHAH... 00:01:25.720 --> 00:01:26.360 Okay. Fine 00:01:26.360 --> 00:01:27.800 I'll play with Slippy. (probably) 00:01:28.540 --> 00:01:30.460 Alright guys...... We bought a toad. 00:01:30.800 --> 00:01:31.840 I don't know why. 00:01:32.060 --> 00:01:33.560 I think this was a terrible idea. 00:01:34.320 --> 00:01:35.360 But, He's in here. 00:01:35.980 --> 00:01:38.220 His name is Slippy (Not totally sure) 00:01:38.220 --> 00:01:39.920 I've never touched him before. 00:01:41.180 --> 00:01:41.680 Ah..... 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:42.340 You wanna be gentle. 00:01:44.080 --> 00:01:44.960 and make sure, 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:47.500 Slippy is either- 00:01:47.500 --> 00:01:48.300 Is he there? 00:01:48.620 --> 00:01:49.120 Hey! 00:01:50.020 --> 00:01:50.520 Okay. 00:01:51.260 --> 00:01:51.820 Alright 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:54.040 I'm terrified of this toad. 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:54.840 I'm legit scared. 00:01:55.220 --> 00:01:56.420 Even looking at it. 00:01:56.420 --> 00:01:57.300 'Cause you don't know. 00:01:57.460 --> 00:01:58.700 It looks calm right now. 00:01:58.700 --> 00:01:59.200 Alright. 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:00.700 It could- Slippy could attack, 00:02:00.700 --> 00:02:01.580 at any moment. 00:02:01.860 --> 00:02:03.500 Why am I such a fucking pussy? 00:02:03.740 --> 00:02:04.620 He looks calm.... 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.600 Oh... x2 00:02:07.600 --> 00:02:08.180 You see that? 00:02:08.180 --> 00:02:08.740 He moved... 00:02:08.740 --> 00:02:09.640 He's a little scared. 00:02:09.640 --> 00:02:10.200 Don't go- 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:11.360 He will attack. 00:02:14.220 --> 00:02:15.880 *Music begins playing* 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:17.500 *Poods being a pussy.* 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:18.520 I'm so fucking scared! 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:20.240 I'm such a pussy. (Yes. Indeed you are) 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:20.740 Jesus. 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:23.600 *Goochie voice* Hey Slippy! How you doing? Slippy 00:02:23.940 --> 00:02:26.140 Let me just say hello to you Slippy! 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:29.260 Oh 00:02:31.740 --> 00:02:33.420 Hey, how you doin' Slippy? 00:02:35.620 --> 00:02:36.740 He's smelling me. 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:37.340 Look at his nose. 00:02:37.720 --> 00:02:38.440 Hey Slippy. 00:02:38.440 --> 00:02:39.800 He feels like sandpaper! 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:41.420 Oh my God! 00:02:43.820 --> 00:02:44.380 Why am I- 00:02:45.440 --> 00:02:47.400 *Small bit of insane laughter* 00:02:49.300 --> 00:02:49.800 What- 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:50.740 I'm not scared. 00:02:50.740 --> 00:02:51.240 Okay? 00:02:51.380 --> 00:02:52.680 I'm not scared. 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:53.840 You think I'm scared? 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:55.040 Look. Look, I'm not scared. 00:02:55.040 --> 00:02:55.540 At all. 00:02:55.760 --> 00:02:56.960 *Dramatic music envelops your ears* 00:02:57.420 --> 00:02:58.140 Hey Slippy! 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:00.340 Would you mind if I touch you? 00:03:00.980 --> 00:03:05.700 *More dramatic music covers your ears* 00:03:05.700 --> 00:03:06.340 He's nice... 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:07.020 Hey. 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:08.980 He's pretty chill actually! 00:03:09.500 --> 00:03:10.000 Oh... 00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:11.440 Hey! Don't jump in. 00:03:11.440 --> 00:03:11.940 Slippy, don't kill yourself. 00:03:12.220 --> 00:03:12.940 Look at him! 00:03:14.100 --> 00:03:14.820 Hey Slippy! 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:16.640 Okay. He's calm. 00:03:17.040 --> 00:03:17.600 Good boy! 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:19.440 Good boy Slippy! 00:03:20.480 --> 00:03:22.160 Good boy. He's cool 00:03:22.500 --> 00:03:23.780 I've never held one before. (We can tell) 00:03:23.980 --> 00:03:25.340 So, this is a Cane toad 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:26.780 They can grow huge 00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:28.640 And they live for like: 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:29.840 10 to 15 years. 00:03:31.440 --> 00:03:32.880 Oh! (Slippy makes his great escape) Hey! 00:03:33.200 --> 00:03:33.700 Slippy. 00:03:33.700 --> 00:03:35.120 It's like holding a cheese burger 00:03:35.700 --> 00:03:36.500 It really is! 00:03:36.940 --> 00:03:38.140 It's really weird. 00:03:38.160 --> 00:03:39.120 So they do bite. 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:40.160 They have a really strong jaw. 00:03:40.440 --> 00:03:42.100 So, I want to be careful. 00:03:42.440 --> 00:03:43.760 But, He's pretty chill. 00:03:44.100 --> 00:03:44.740 I like him. 00:03:45.860 --> 00:03:46.400 This is cool! 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:48.580 How you doin' Slippy? 00:03:49.220 --> 00:03:50.900 I faced my fear today Guys! 00:03:51.660 --> 00:03:52.940 So, we're going to give Slippy a voice! 00:03:56.020 --> 00:03:57.200 *Glass-breaking shriek* 00:03:57.380 --> 00:03:58.240 He's really cool! 00:03:58.240 --> 00:03:59.780 *Background dude* Why'd you get a toad? 00:03:59.940 --> 00:04:01.180 'Cause I'm scared of them. 00:04:01.620 --> 00:04:04.400 I figured, that an animal that I don't like, 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:05.340 would be the perfect pet, 00:04:05.500 --> 00:04:07.260 for the Pewdiepie channel. 00:04:07.600 --> 00:04:08.720 He's really cool! 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:09.920 I really like him. 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:11.080 Alright. Well, 00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:13.200 Slippy is now a member of the family! 00:04:13.200 --> 00:04:14.980 Ainsly, rest his soul. 00:04:15.200 --> 00:04:16.480 I hope he doesn't get too big. 00:04:16.540 --> 00:04:19.260 Let's show some footage of how big they can get. 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:21.080 Also; if you lick Slippy- 00:04:21.080 --> 00:04:22.680 I have to wash my hands now. -.- 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:23.860 'Cause he's venomous. 00:04:23.860 --> 00:04:25.300 So if you lick- 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:27.620 If I wanna know you get that PewDiePie is on, 00:04:27.780 --> 00:04:28.900 Just lick him..... 00:04:30.520 --> 00:04:32.200 *Dude in the background* He's venomous? 00:04:32.440 --> 00:04:34.580 *Background dude* As in poison or hallucinogen? 00:04:34.580 --> 00:04:35.440 *Pewds* Hallucinogen. 00:04:35.440 --> 00:04:36.120 *Background* Really? 00:04:36.740 --> 00:04:38.840 *Background* We gonna party tonight 00:04:39.180 --> 00:04:40.900 You guys like the name Slippy? 00:04:40.980 --> 00:04:42.820 So I thought: "Slippy would just be, 00:04:42.820 --> 00:04:44.440 Like, the coolest, most original idea ever." 00:04:44.440 --> 00:04:45.540 For a frog. (Its a toad) 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:47.720 No one else has named their 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:48.520 frog Slippy. (IT'SA TOAD) 00:04:49.220 --> 00:04:50.700 So, I just thought it would be like, 00:04:50.700 --> 00:04:51.660 a really cool, original idea! 00:04:54.640 --> 00:04:56.140 *Backgrounder* Why do you have a skull in there? 00:04:56.220 --> 00:04:57.100 'Cause Slippy 00:04:57.280 --> 00:04:58.480 Is a warlock.....? 00:04:59.380 --> 00:05:00.500 *Background* oh..... 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:02.260 *Maniacal laughter* 00:05:02.260 --> 00:05:03.740 We'll get a better house for him, 00:05:04.200 --> 00:05:05.620 and he'll get more accustomed. 00:05:06.060 --> 00:05:07.760 And Slippy will hopefully live a long, 00:05:07.760 --> 00:05:10.080 happy life together, with Felix and friends. 00:05:10.980 --> 00:05:15.000 *Upbeat tune* 00:05:15.280 --> 00:05:17.360 Alright, well, thanks for watching. 00:05:18.060 --> 00:05:19.420 Leave a like, for 00:05:19.540 --> 00:05:21.220 all the toads in the world. 00:05:22.040 --> 00:05:22.760 Now, I will - 00:05:23.320 --> 00:05:25.020 BROFIST!