Hey how's it going bros? my name is
PEEWDI- *fake Pewds* pewdiepie
Pewdiepie, please *Poopiepies* What? Stop.
*Female voice* hey Pewdiepie! *Pewds* stop! I'm doing my intro.
This is my show. *Sure is pewds*
How's it goin- *Please. Please* Shut the fuck up
No. Nope
*it's super cool *
Ok no, I'm not turning around
There's only two things in this world, that would make me turn around, and look at what's behind me.
Number 1; Donald trumps penis *What?*
Number 2; A fucking toad.
*Weird Heavenly music plays*
Pewdiepie2: Well, well, well.
Fake Pewds: Felix
Fakie: Look what we have here!
2diepie: Today is your lucky day! *Death*
A toad....
*A heavenly beam shines on the Pood*
You got a Toad?!
You got a toad!.......
Oh....
That's... amazing.....?
Thank you fake Pewdiepie!
C'mere.....
Wait, Pewdiepie. Could you film?
This is for me. I wanna film the toad.
Thank you fake Felix.
forgive- you knew how,
heartbroken I was when
Ainsly left me (;-;)
RIPERONIS
A toad
Thank you.
Now, I'm not fucking touching that shit though!
*A strange voice from the heavens* Touch it, you faggot.
*Normal* No! You touch it!
*Strange Voice*No, No, No, No, No, No, No
HAHAHAHAH...
Okay. Fine
I'll play with Slippy. (probably)
Alright guys...... We bought a toad.
I don't know why.
I think this was a terrible idea.
But, He's in here.
His name is Slippy (Not totally sure)
I've never touched him before.
Ah.....
You wanna be gentle.
and make sure,
Slippy is either-
Is he there?
Hey!
Okay.
Alright
I'm terrified of this toad.
I'm legit scared.
Even looking at it.
'Cause you don't know.
It looks calm right now.
Alright.
It could- Slippy could attack,
at any moment.
Why am I such a fucking pussy?
He looks calm....
Oh... x2
You see that?
He moved...
He's a little scared.
Don't go-
He will attack.
*Music begins playing*
*Poods being a pussy.*
I'm so fucking scared!
I'm such a pussy. (Yes. Indeed you are)
Jesus.
*Goochie voice* Hey Slippy! How you doing? Slippy
Let me just say hello to you Slippy!
Oh
Hey, how you doin' Slippy?
He's smelling me.
Look at his nose.
Hey Slippy.
He feels like sandpaper!
Oh my God!
Why am I-
*Small bit of insane laughter*
What-
I'm not scared.
Okay?
I'm not scared.
You think I'm scared?
Look. Look, I'm not scared.
At all.
*Dramatic music envelops your ears*
Hey Slippy!
Would you mind if I touch you?
*More dramatic music covers your ears*
He's nice...
Hey.
He's pretty chill actually!
Oh...
Hey! Don't jump in.
Slippy, don't kill yourself.
Look at him!
Hey Slippy!
Okay. He's calm.
Good boy!
Good boy Slippy!
Good boy. He's cool
I've never held one before. (We can tell)
So, this is a Cane toad
They can grow huge
And they live for like:
10 to 15 years.
Oh! (Slippy makes his great escape) Hey!
Slippy.
It's like holding a cheese burger
It really is!
It's really weird.
So they do bite.
They have a really strong jaw.
So, I want to be careful.
But, He's pretty chill.
I like him.
This is cool!
How you doin' Slippy?
I faced my fear today Guys!
So, we're going to give Slippy a voice!
*Glass-breaking shriek*
He's really cool!
*Background dude* Why'd you get a toad?
'Cause I'm scared of them.
I figured, that an animal that I don't like,
would be the perfect pet,
for the Pewdiepie channel.
He's really cool!
I really like him.
Alright. Well,
Slippy is now a member of the family!
Ainsly, rest his soul.
I hope he doesn't get too big.
Let's show some footage of how big they can get.
Also; if you lick Slippy-
I have to wash my hands now. -.-
'Cause he's venomous.
So if you lick-
If I wanna know you get that PewDiePie is on,
Just lick him.....
*Dude in the background* He's venomous?
*Background dude* As in poison or hallucinogen?
*Pewds* Hallucinogen.
*Background* Really?
*Background* We gonna party tonight
You guys like the name Slippy?
So I thought: "Slippy would just be,
Like, the coolest, most original idea ever."
For a frog. (Its a toad)
No one else has named their
frog Slippy. (IT'SA TOAD)
So, I just thought it would be like,
a really cool, original idea!
*Backgrounder* Why do you have a skull in there?
'Cause Slippy
Is a warlock.....?
*Background* oh.....
*Maniacal laughter*
We'll get a better house for him,
and he'll get more accustomed.
And Slippy will hopefully live a long,
happy life together, with Felix and friends.
*Upbeat tune*
Alright, well, thanks for watching.
Leave a like, for
all the toads in the world.
Now, I will -
BROFIST!