Hey hows it going bros my name is
pewdi- -fake pewds- pewdiepie
pewdiepie, please -pewdiepoop- what? WHAT DO U WANT stop.
-fake pewds- hey pewdiepie -pewds- stop! I'm doing my intro.
this is my show
hows it goin- -please please- shut da fuck up
no no
-its super cool-
ok no, i'm not turning around
there is only 2 things in this world that would make me turn around and looks what behind me.
#1, Donald Trumps penis
#2, a fucking toad
*weird heaven like music plays*
pewdiepie2: well, well, well
pewdiepie2: felix
pewdiepie2: look what we have here
pewdiepie2: today is your lucky day *death*
a toad
*light from da heavens hits poodiepie*
you got a toad?!!?!
You got a toad!
OH :o
Thats aMAZINNN
Thank you fake pewdiepie
C'mere <3
*awkward hug*
Wait, wait pe- pewdiepie could you film
this for me, I wanna interact with the toad
Thank you fake Felix
for give- you knew how
heartbroken I was when
Ainsley left me
RIP
A toad
Thank you ^-^
Now I'm not fucking touching that shit tho
*robot voice* Touch it you faggot
*Normal* No you touch it
*robot voice* No, No, No, No, No, No, No
*LOLS*
Okay fine
I'll play with slippy ;-)
Alright guys we bought a toad
I don't know why
I think this a terrible idea
But he's in here
His name is slippy
I've never touched him before
Ah
You wanna be gentle
And make sure
Slippy.. is he there
Is he there?
Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy
Okay
Alright
I'm terrified of this toad
I'm legit scared
Even looking at it
Cause you don't know
It looks calm right now
Alright
It could - slippy could attack
At any moment
Why am I such a fucking pussy?
He looks calm
Bunch of random 'ohs'
You see that?
He moved
He's a little scared
Don't go -
He will attack
*Naruto Music Plays*
*Pewdiepie being a wimp*
I'm so fucking scared o.o
I'm such a pussy
Jesus
*Baby Voice* Hey slippy how you doing? Slippy
Let me just say hello to you slippy
Oh
Hey how you doing slippy?
He's smelling me o.O
Look at his nose
Hey Slippy
He feels like sandpaper
Oh my Gawd
Why am i -
*LOLS*
What - *manly pewds activates*
I'm not scared
Okay
I'm not scared
You think I'm scared?
Look - look I'm not scared at all
lol sure
*Dramatic music*
Hey Slippy
Would you mind if I touch you?
*Dramatic Music*
He's nice
Hey
He's pretty chill actually
Oh
Hey don't jump into
Slippy don't kill yourself ;-;
Look at him
Hey Slippy
Okay he's calm
Good boy
*here come dat boi*
Good boy Slippy
*OH SHIT WADDUP*
Good Boy. He's cool
I've never held one before
So this is a Cane Toad
They can get huge
And they live for like
10 - 15 Years
Oh! (Slippy makes a break for freedom) hEY
Slippy
It's like holding a cheeseburger *ok wtf*
It really is
It's really weird
So they do bite
They have a really strong jaw
So I - Wanna be careful
But he's pretty chill
I like him
This is cool
How you doing slippy?
I faced my fear today guys
So we're going to give Slippy a voice
*ribbit*
*Slippy's scream*
He's really cool
Cameraman: Why did you get a toad?
Cuz I'm scared of them
I figured that an animal that I don't like
Would be the perfect pet
For the Pewdiepie channel
He's really cool
I really like him
Alright, well
Slippy is now a member of the family
Ainsley rest his soul *god bless*
I hope he doesn't get too big
Lets show some footage of big they can get
Also if you lick slippy
I have to wash my hands now
Cause he's venomous
So if you lick -
If I wanna you know get that Pewdiepie on
Just lick him...
Cameraman1: He's venomous?
Cameraman2: as in poison or hallucinogen?
*Pewdiepie* hallucinogen
Cameraman1: Really?
Cameramman1: We gonna party tonight
You guys like the name slippy?
So I thought Slippy would just be
Like the coolest most original idea
For a frog
No one else has ever named their
frog Slippy
So I just thought it would be like
A really cool original idea (100%)
Cameraman: Why do you have a skull in there?
Cause Slippy
Is a warlock?
*here lies the skull of Ainsley*
Cameraman: oh
*laughter*
We'll get a better house for him
And he'll get more accustomed
And slippy will hopefully live a long
happy life together will Felix and friends
*Starfox music*
Alright well thanks - for watching
Leave a like for
all the toads in the world
Now I will -
BROFIST!
Hope you enjoyed the video :)
*undertale music*