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Hey hows it going bros my name is

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pewdi- -fake pewds- pewdiepie

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pewdiepie, please -pewdiepoop- what? WHAT DO U WANT stop.

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-fake pewds- hey pewdiepie -pewds- stop! I'm doing my intro.

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this is my show

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hows it goin- -please please- shut da fuck up

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no no

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-its super cool-

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ok no, i'm not turning around

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there is only 2 things in this world that would make me turn around and looks what behind me.

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#1, Donald Trumps penis

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#2, a fucking toad

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*weird heaven like music plays*

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pewdiepie2: well, well, well

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pewdiepie2: felix

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pewdiepie2: look what we have here

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pewdiepie2: today is your lucky day *death*

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a toad

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*light from da heavens hits poodiepie*

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you got a toad?!!?!

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You got a toad!

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OH :o

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Thats aMAZINNN

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Thank you fake pewdiepie

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C'mere <3

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*awkward hug*

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Wait, wait pe- pewdiepie could you film

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this for me, I wanna interact with the toad

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Thank you fake Felix

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for give- you knew how

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heartbroken I was when

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Ainsley left me

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RIP

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A toad

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Thank you ^-^

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Now I'm not fucking touching that shit tho

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*robot voice* Touch it you faggot

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*Normal* No you touch it

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*robot voice* No, No, No, No, No, No, No

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*LOLS*

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Okay fine

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I'll play with slippy  ;-)

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Alright guys we bought a toad

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I don't know why

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I think this a terrible idea

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But he's in here

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His name is slippy

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I've never touched him before

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Ah

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You wanna be gentle

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And make sure

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Slippy.. is he there

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Is he there?

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Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy

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Okay

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Alright

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I'm terrified of this toad

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I'm legit scared

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Even looking at it

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Cause you don't know

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It looks calm right now

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Alright

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It could - slippy could attack

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At any moment

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Why am I such a fucking pussy?

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He looks calm

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Bunch of random 'ohs'

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You see that?

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He moved

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He's a little scared

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Don't go -

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He will attack

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*Naruto Music Plays*

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*Pewdiepie being a wimp*

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I'm so fucking scared o.o

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I'm such a pussy

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Jesus

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*Baby Voice* Hey slippy how you doing? Slippy

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Let me just say hello to you slippy

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Oh

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Hey how you doing slippy?

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He's smelling me o.O

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Look at his nose

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Hey Slippy

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He feels like sandpaper

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Oh my Gawd

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Why am i -

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*LOLS*

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What - *manly pewds activates*

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I'm not scared

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Okay

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I'm not scared

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You think I'm scared?

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Look - look I'm not scared at all

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lol sure

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*Dramatic music*

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Hey Slippy

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Would you mind if I touch you?

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*Dramatic Music*

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He's nice

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Hey

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He's pretty chill actually

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Oh

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Hey don't jump into

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Slippy don't kill yourself ;-;

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Look at him

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Hey Slippy

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Okay he's calm

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Good boy

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*here come dat boi*

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Good boy Slippy

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*OH SHIT WADDUP*

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Good Boy. He's cool

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I've never held one before

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So this is a Cane Toad

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They can get huge

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And they live for like

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10 - 15 Years

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Oh! (Slippy makes a break for freedom) hEY

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Slippy

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It's like holding a cheeseburger *ok wtf*

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It really is

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It's really weird

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So they do bite

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They have a really strong jaw

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So I - Wanna be careful

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But he's pretty chill

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I like him

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This is cool

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How you doing slippy?

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I faced my fear today guys

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So we're going to give Slippy a voice

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*ribbit*

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*Slippy's scream*

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He's really cool

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Cameraman: Why did you get a toad?

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Cuz I'm scared of them

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I figured that an animal that I don't like

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Would be the perfect pet

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For the Pewdiepie channel

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He's really cool

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I really like him

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Alright, well

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Slippy is now a member of the family

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Ainsley rest his soul *god bless*

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I hope he doesn't get too big

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Lets show some footage of big they can get

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Also if you lick slippy

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I have to wash my hands now

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Cause he's venomous

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So if you lick -

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If I wanna you know get that Pewdiepie on

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Just lick him...

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Cameraman1: He's venomous?

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Cameraman2: as in poison or hallucinogen?

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*Pewdiepie* hallucinogen

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Cameraman1: Really?

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Cameramman1: We gonna party tonight

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You guys like the name slippy?

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So I thought Slippy would just be

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Like the coolest most original idea

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For a frog

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No one else has ever named their

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frog Slippy

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So I just thought it would be like

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A really cool original idea (100%)

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Cameraman: Why do you have a skull in there?

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Cause Slippy

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Is a warlock?

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*here lies the skull of Ainsley*

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Cameraman: oh

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*laughter*

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We'll get a better house for him

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And he'll get more accustomed

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And slippy will hopefully live a long

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happy life together will Felix and friends

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*Starfox music*

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Alright well thanks - for watching

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Leave a like for

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all the toads in the world

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Now I will -

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BROFIST!

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Hope you enjoyed the video :)

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*undertale music*