WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.500 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:01.400 Kamusta mga kuya! XD 00:00:01.400 --> 00:00:02.700 Ako si PewDiePie! 00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:03.200 Pekeng Pewdiepie: Pewdiepie (wadapak?) 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:03.700 00:00:03.700 --> 00:00:04.300 ano? 00:00:04.300 --> 00:00:04.940 plis 00:00:04.940 --> 00:00:05.540 bes! stahp! 00:00:05.540 --> 00:00:06.420 hoy pewdiepie! 00:00:06.420 --> 00:00:07.780 ginagawa ko yung intro ko uy! 00:00:08.340 --> 00:00:08.840 show ko ito! 00:00:09.500 --> 00:00:10.200 Kumusta na kayo?... 00:00:10.560 --> 00:00:11.060 "pills! pills! pills!" 00:00:11.060 --> 00:00:12.300 PUTA! Tumahimik ka! 00:00:12.300 --> 00:00:13.080 Pewds: Hindi! Hindi! 00:00:13.220 --> 00:00:13.820 Cardboard Pewds: Astig kaya neto! 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:15.460 Hindi ako tatalikod! 00:00:16.020 --> 00:00:20.000 Dalawang bagay lang ang magpapatalikod sa akin! 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:21.500 Una: Etits ni Donald Trump 00:00:21.880 --> 00:00:23.680 Pangalawa: Isang putanginang palaka! 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:27.520 well... well... well... 00:00:27.520 --> 00:00:28.020 Felix... Tingnan mo! 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:31.900 Etits ni Donald Trump! 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.900 napakaswerte mo ngayon! 00:00:36.260 --> 00:00:37.040 ISANG PALAKA! 00:00:39.380 --> 00:00:40.700 May palaka ka? 00:00:41.500 --> 00:00:42.500 May palaka ka! 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:44.280 *OH!* 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:48.380 ASTIG! Maraming salamat Pekeng Pewdiepie! 00:00:48.940 --> 00:00:49.660 halika 00:00:50.500 --> 00:00:51.500 *eksena ng panggagahasa* 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:53.700 teka sandali... 00:00:53.820 --> 00:00:55.840 Pekeng Pewdiepie bidyuhan mo nga ako! (lol ano raw? XD) 00:00:56.440 --> 00:00:57.200 hahawakan ko yung palaka! 00:00:57.820 --> 00:00:59.060 salamat pekeng felix! 00:01:00.480 --> 00:01:04.640 alam mo naman kung gaano ako na-heart broken noong PINATAY ko si Ainsley! :'( 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:07.220 *PUSHER! Extra-judicial killings! ahuhuhu* 00:01:09.700 --> 00:01:10.280 isang palaka 00:01:12.060 --> 00:01:12.560 salamat 00:01:14.780 --> 00:01:16.300 tangina! ayoko yang hawakan! 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:19.800 tangina! hawakan mo! badiiing!!! 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:21.340 hindi ikaw yung humawak! 00:01:22.080 --> 00:01:23.280 ayoko! ayoko! ayoko! 00:01:25.380 --> 00:01:26.920 Ugh! sige na nga! 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:28.180 lalaruin ko na si slippy 00:01:28.840 --> 00:01:30.000 guys bumili kami ng isang palaka! 00:01:30.960 --> 00:01:31.900 hindi ko alam kung bakit 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:36.000 dapat hindi na namin 'to ginawa pero nandito siya 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:37.240 Ang pangalan niya ay Slippy 00:01:38.220 --> 00:01:39.360 hindi ko pa siya nahawakan 00:01:40.740 --> 00:01:42.740 easyhan ko lang 'pre 00:01:43.880 --> 00:01:46.000 dapat si Slippy 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:48.180 bes andito ba? (2x) 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:49.140 heyyy... mukhang maayos 00:01:50.460 --> 00:01:50.960 ok 00:01:51.600 --> 00:01:52.100 ayos! 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:55.140 takot ako dito sa palaka 00:01:55.840 --> 00:02:01.540 *bes takot sya sa palaka yun yung sinasabi nya* 00:02:02.160 --> 00:02:03.580 bakit ako isang puke? (lol wut?) 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:09.240 chill lang sya bes pero aatack na yan! nagpapalakas lang 00:02:10.100 --> 00:02:11.580 aatake na yan! 00:02:17.480 --> 00:02:20.160 takot ako at isa akong puke 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:21.100 Hesus! 00:02:21.900 --> 00:02:23.940 musta ka na Slippy? 00:02:35.860 --> 00:02:36.740 inaamoy nya ako 00:02:37.020 --> 00:02:37.520 tingnan mo yung ilong (pango!) 00:02:38.600 --> 00:02:40.080 para syang liha! 00:02:49.320 --> 00:02:51.780 tangina tol! hindi ako takot! 00:02:51.980 --> 00:02:55.400 tangina hindi nga ako takot! 00:03:05.820 --> 00:03:06.320 easy lang sya pre 00:03:07.720 --> 00:03:09.060 cute nya kaya! 00:03:10.500 --> 00:03:12.500 Slippy huwag kang magpakamatay! 00:03:14.440 --> 00:03:15.180 hey slippy! 00:03:17.220 --> 00:03:17.840 mabait na bata! 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:22.200 astig sya! 00:03:22.780 --> 00:03:24.060 hindi pa kasi ako nakakahawak ng ganito e 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:25.260 isa itong CANE TOAD 00:03:25.860 --> 00:03:26.360 nalaki to pre! legit! 00:03:28.780 --> 00:03:29.960 *life span info* 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:33.480 *Ina! Tulungan mo ako! Pinagsasamantalahan ako dito!* 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:36.420 Para ka lang humahawak ng cheeseburger 00:03:38.300 --> 00:03:39.880 Nangangagat yan! (parang ex mo) 00:03:41.300 --> 00:03:43.160 ingat ka lang bes 00:03:43.940 --> 00:03:45.020 pero mahinahon lang naman sya 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.020 hinarap ko ang aking kinakatakutan ngayon (anu raw? XD) 00:03:51.640 --> 00:03:52.820 Tulad ni Ainsley, bibiyayaan ko siya ng boses 00:03:56.020 --> 00:03:56.960 *MATANGLAWIIIIIIIIIIIIIN* 00:03:57.540 --> 00:03:58.180 ang cool nya pre 00:03:58.480 --> 00:03:59.140 Brad: Bakit ka kumuha ng palaka? 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:01.400 kasi takot ako sa kanila 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:07.320 Kasi yung mga hayop na ayaw sayo, balang araw magkakagusto rin sayo (parang crush mo lang) 00:04:08.020 --> 00:04:08.520 ang astig nya talaga (nth time) 00:04:10.180 --> 00:04:10.680 ayos 00:04:10.700 --> 00:04:11.200 well 00:04:11.660 --> 00:04:12.900 Kapamilya na si Slippy! 00:04:13.400 --> 00:04:14.760 R.I.P Ainsley milabs! numero Uno m4p4gm4h4l! 00:04:15.440 --> 00:04:16.400 sana hindi na sya lumaki! (parang pagmamahal ko sa kanya) 00:04:17.640 --> 00:04:19.380 *bes ikaw yun oh!* 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:23.660 bes may lason si Slippy parang ikaw! 00:04:24.460 --> 00:04:29.560 Kung ayaw mo nang mabuhay sa mundo, Slippy is there to help <3 00:04:30.840 --> 00:04:33.160 may lason talaga sya bes, parang ikaw lang talaga! 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:38.920 *turn up wid Slippy! May droga! Patay sim Slippy kay Duterte! lul!* 00:04:39.640 --> 00:04:40.580 Gusto nyo ba ang pangalang Slippy? 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:45.680 Akala ko si Slippy na ang mag-aahon sa atin sa hirap 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.920 Walang iba, ako pa lang ang may palakang Slippy 00:04:49.780 --> 00:04:52.520 Ako lang! Original ako! wohooo lul! 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:55.680 Bakit ka may bungo ng isang pusher dyan sa aquarium? 00:04:56.300 --> 00:04:58.500 Kasi naglalaro ng DOTA2 si Slippy! nooob!! 00:05:02.240 --> 00:05:04.000 mag-aaply pa ako sa pag-ibig housing para kay Slippy 00:05:05.520 --> 00:05:10.080 At sana mabuhay si Slippy nang matiwasay kasama si Felix at mga kaibigan! 00:05:15.520 --> 00:05:16.020 ayos mga tol! 00:05:16.300 --> 00:05:17.400 salamat sa panonood! 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:20.540 like mo tol! para astig! 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:25.560 Boss Brofost oh!