What is my worst video?
OHOHOhohohooho
(Talks to self) All of them!
Thank you!
Shut up
Shut the FUCK up
How-
DARE you
It's more like a common knowledge
That I've made a lot of garbage-ass videos
(Talks to self) But you still do!
Shut up, what did I say?!
When did you all become so SASSY?
Every FUCKING time the comments are so sassy!
Can I make self-deprevating jokes without everyone joining?
It's too much man!
My worst videos...
Let's talk about that...
*realises that this is probably a bad idea*
Well this might be a runner-up guys, I feel it already!
*random applause*
Hey, what's a video that should not, whatsoever, have 35 million views?
Oh YEAH that's Flappy Bird!
This was supposed to be a "3 free games with Pewds"
So I started playing Dumb Ways To Die
Being the greedy Swede that I am, I changed the title to Flappy Bird
And BAM you got 32 million views
Let's watch
"Oh I got it"
"Theeere we go"
"This is probably gonna take a while"
"Fuck youu"
You know what, this actually isn't that bad!
Painfully unfunny, oh absolutely, but it's not THAT bad
Come on-
Shut up, okay?
You can stop with the snarky comments already, I know what you're doing
How the fuck did THIS one get 34 million?!
"You bros suggested it, I google it, people said it's weird, I'm all for weird"
"Let's do it"
"I'm talking to a pussy"
"Literally, that's it right?"
"Never done that before! Oh wait I have"
*audience applauses in pity*
Oh no... *laughs* Oh nooo...
"i miss this pewdiepie ;_;"
I REALLY don't...
I REEEALLY don't...
It's...
It's trying WAY too hard
Just trying way too hard
I think that's the problem with me in my old videos
And I think that's why I dislike them so much
Even though they might not be that bad
"H-how's it going bros? My name is PeeeewDiePieee"
*moves mic because shit's about to get real*
*exageratively* H-how's it going bros?
My name is PeeeewDiePiii-like
Stop
Please
Please, stop
You don't act lik-that's not you!
"And welcome to..."
"Pewds does everything!"
Everyone loves these videos
"I miss this content"
"I miss this Pewdiepie"
"Ur funnier than u r now"
I think the thing is that I have a lot of younger audience
And I think my humour got drier
And... they don't get it
And I think that's fine
I'm just doing what I enjoy
"Spin around non-stop for a minute"
"One minute? Are you serious? I'm already dizzy!"
*hue ha ha hue*
*sped up insanity wehhhh*
"How long has it been?"
[Marzia] 28!"
"I can do this!"
"[Marzia laughs behind camera]"
"Euuugh dog poop!"
THIS appeals to kids
I totally see that
I'm WAY more mature now
This video got so many dislikes
But I think it's funny, okay?
"Beast Master 64"
I think people didn't like the part where I drank my own piss
I think that's- might be why so many people dislike it
And I would just like to say...
I saw Good Mythical Morning, they drank their own piss and they were fine with it
So I thought that if I drink my own piss, it won't be that bad
It was really fucking bad
And I will never do it again
And I wouldn't recommend it
Because it doesn't tast-it tastes like piss by the way
That's what it tastes like
I got a lot of questions
It tastes like piss
"tre två en" [3 2 1 in Swedish]
"Alright"
"We're back in this vagina hole, full of hair" *faceplant*
This is the worst video on my channel
I die of shame every time I see it
Because I accidentally uploaded a video with just my facecam
I had edited the whole thing
Me and Marzia were going out to the cinema
And I upload this fucking video instead without looking
I come back from the cinema, I see this, I panic
I realised my YouTube was over
What the fuck have I done?
I get stuck at a part and I keep licking my mustache
I didn't even know I did that!
Look at that tongue!
[Cringe in Pewds]
So if you think my OLD videos were bad,
Well....
Here ya go, I still make shitty content
Guys, I still manage to fuck up somehow
Recently, I did a FNAF video where I made fun of FNAF and Markiplier
*Markiplier remix song*
"Tooooop of the moooornin' to yaa"
I think it was funny
People HATED that I made fun of FNAF
Like, they absolutely HATED it
And the fact that I wasn't taking the game seriously
When, what's there to take seriously?
It's the fucking- It's the fifth game!
It's the fifth one guys!
How many do you need?
It was 18 jumpscares in this video!
You think I'm seriously gonna get scared of that?
The thing is that people got pissed because I was giving an honest feedback on the game
But people just really wanted me to just play it,
And fake being scared
I realised there's no way for me to "win"
By making a FNAF video
I'm just gonna get shit regardless because
People want me to get scared, people want to see a reaction from me
There's no way in hell I could get scared while playing these games because it's retarded
Like, it's the same jumpscare over and over
If someone goes and yells at you like "BOO!"
You might be like *Oh Shit*
If someone goes and yells at you "BOO!" five thousand fucking times
You're gonna wanna kill that person
That's FNAF for you, I don't get it
But hey, that's alright
*multiple pewdses* We can still be friends
Bear Simulator
"So when a game...-"
I got so much shit for this video
Oh boii
"PewDiePie is an asshole"
"this is why i dislike pewdiepie because he says that a game that is awesome and hard to make is piece of shit if there's any piece of shit it's pewdiepie"
And there's all these Russian people saying something
I don't know what they want!
"funny that Markiplier played the game yet made better content than pewdiepie! Then again, when has pewdiepie made good content?"
*tries not to cringe*
"Because of you the develepor"
the develepor
"won't update this game anymore, and there is more in the game than you showed us, I'm so disappointed in you"
Basically, I gave a very honest review of this game
Because... It was tryna live off the meme, you know the Goat Simulator meme?
And I had high expectations that it would actually be funny
When really it was a broken, boring-as-hell mess
And I realised while making the video
There's no way in hell I could make this-I could honestly pretend that this is a funny game to play
So I gave some honest feedback
And made fun with it
And then the developer said:
"Oh shi-aw everyone hates my game, I'm so sad now"
And it's like okay well, sorry, you made a bad game
And then people saw that he said that and they're like
"You made him quit being a developer PewDiePie!"
"It's your fault for ruining a man's life!"
"You're an asshole!"
"You're a force pack and a fucking asshole!"
All I did was play the game!
And I didn't like it!
I'm sorry!
I thought you wanted me to be honest, people on the internet don't want honesty!
FNAF and Bear Simulator I'm just not gonna play, okay?
I-I-I-I don't know what else to do
There's no way to win it
You think I've never gotten criticism?
You think if I just quit and blamed it on someone else, it would be their fault if I fucked up?
No
That's fucking retarded, bullshit
I've done so many retarded interviews
Here I'm on "The Today Show"
"If you haven't heard of him yet, your kids have!"
"He's 26-"
Already I hate these people because they said that
"If you haven't heard of him yet, your kids have!"
Not only kids watch PewDiePie, thank you very much!
Okay?
I'm sure there are some teenagers as well! *Cringes*
"Errrm, it was 5 years ago I started"
"And are you making a good living..uh..this way?"
"It's amazing, my job is to play video games"
"It's the job that all the parents-"
Way to avoid the question there Pewds
I-I always get the question
*distorted* "How much money do you make?"
That's all that matters, right? That's all you care about
That's the only thing we can understand
So tell us, please, how much money do you make?
Cuz really, nothing else you have ever done will ever-we will ever give a shit about
To me, you see so many fucking YouTubers
Flaunt with their fancy car
Or their house
Or their gear
Or whatever
To me
That just shows that they are so insecure about what they made on YouTube
That they have to somehow show people that, in a way that people will understand
What it is they've done
"Well, my channel is pretty shit"
"But I've got a sweet-ass Ferrariiii!"
"I did something!"
No, you uploaded a bunch of clickbait-y videos on the internet
That's what you did
Good content...
...Is irrelevant on YouTube
Let's get real here, let's look at what I've made
[Interviewer] "I don't understand all this stuff!"
[Pewds] "No you do, c'mon!"
[Interviewer] "I don't, I really do wish I could understand
[Interviewer] "Do they advertise on there? How do you make money?"
*mimicking the woman* "How do you make any money?"
"How d-how do you do that?"
"How do you make any money?!"
HOW...
Ads
Just like television, I think I said it even
[Pewds] "Yeah it's ads, it pretty simple"
HAHHAHA
"It's pretty simple"
"Yeah, ads"
Good jobbb
Good job February PewDiePie
That was good
I'm glad you stood up for yourself
[background screams] So a lot of you may not have seen this one before
[more background screams] But it's the first episode of Scare PewDiePie
And it's very different from all the other episodes because I didn't actually know we were filming it
I had no fucking clue
And I never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life
Because I felt like I was put on the spot outta nowhere
I thought I was getting a physical
For the show and they really did a great job of tricking me
I feel like I'm pretty hard to fool
Errrrm
But they really got me on this one and
I'm just annoyed the whole time and like, pissed off
I'm just like "What the fuck is this"
"Hello" "Hiiii"
Oh yeah, so this girl, Nicki
That was supposed to be my personal assistant throughout the show
I never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life
Because she was flirting with me
100%
And it didn't hit me-
She had been flirting with me throughout the whole day-
It was all part of the show, like, she was an actress
At this point, I was in this chair
And she was 100%, clearly hitting on me
I just wanted to get out of that situation
Look at this
*giggling*
[Nicki] "Because you're perfect! You're like a unicorn!"
[Pewds] "A unicorn?"
I didn't know this was filmed even!
[Pewds] "I like that!"
[Nicki] "You're MY unicorn!"
Look, I'm just ignoring her!
Hoping she will stop
[Nicki] "Put your name here" [Pewds] "Okey"
Oh yeah, my heart was definitely racing!
She was writing a heart on the thing!
I was just like...
[Nicki] "You have the best hair I've ever seen!" [Pewds] "No, don't..."
Noo, dooon't
NOOO DOOOON'TTT *laughs*
Fuck I wish it came across better because, like, I was dying
I asked you bros on twitter to link me my worst video
And literally all of you are just linking my fucking channel
Thinking you're so fucking funny
"Your whole channel"
"All of them" "All of them"
"How can I send you all of your videos?"
"I can't send them all!"
"Can't send all your videos"
"I just sent him his whole channel!"
"All of them. I would post links but can't because of twitter limits sorry!"
"All videos won't fit one tweet"
"All of them!"
ALLLLL OFFFF THEMMM
"It's hard to choose"
OHHHHH
Alright, yes, I made a lot of bad videos
Many of them
Will I make more bad videos in the future?
Absolutely
There's no question about it
I-I like to try different things
Sometimes it doesn't work
Sometimes it does
And I appreciate that you, who are subscribed to me, give me a chance
And even if one video may not have been the best
You still stick around for another one
I think that's pretty cool, I appreciate that a lot
It means a lot that I can do different things
But yeah, thanks for watching this video
Hopefully it wasn't the worst one
Remember-does anyone care about likes? Does it do anything? I don't understand YouTube
But as always
See you next Tuesday for more videos.