What is my worst video?
Ohohohoh
All of them
Thank you
Shut up
SHUT THE FUCK UP
How-
DARE YOU !
It's more like a common knowledge that i made a lot of GARBAGE ass videos
But you're still do
sHAT AP
What did I say?
When did y'all can become so sassy?
Every fucking time
The comments are so sassy
Can I make self-deprivating jokes without everyone gu- joining? *laughs*
It's too much, man!
my worst videos
Let's talk about that....
(...)
(Awkward face)
Well, I think this might be a runner-up guys, I feel it already
Hey, what's video that should not whats-so ever have 35 million views?
OH YEAH THAT'S FLAPPYBIRD
This is suppose to be a 3 Free Games with Pewds
So I started playing Dumb Ways To Die
BEING THE GREEDIEST SWEED that I am
I changed the title to Flappy bird...
and BAM!
Ye got for 32 million views!
Let's watch
Pewds (in vid) : "ooh I get it"
P: "There we go"
P: "shit-"
P: "This is probably gonna take a while"
P: "Fuck you"
P: "Fuck you."
You know what? This is actually Isn't that bad
*Laughs*
Painfully unfunny........
o absolutely
BUT is not THAT bad
C'Mon!
shut up ok?
You can stop with the Snorky Comment already
I know what your Doin'
How Dafuq did this one get 34 Million?!!
Oh No
*Chuckling* Oh No
SSSsssss
i miss this pewdiepie ;_;
I realy don't
I REALY DONT
It's....
Trying way too hard
Just trying way too HARD
I think that's the problem of me..
Ehh...
My old videos and i think that why I,I
Dislike them soo much
Even though they might not be that bad.
Heheheh how's it goin bros? My name is Peewwddddiepieeeeee
H-Hows it goin brus me name is pewdiepah-
And like..
sthap
plz
PLZ
STHAP
*facepalms*
Ye don't act, Thats not you!
Everyone love these videos
See? I miss this content
I miss this Pewdiepie
You're funnier than you are now
I think the think is that I have a lot of younger Audience
And I think my humor got dryer
And..
They don't get it
And I think thats fine
I'm just doin' what I enjoy
P: "One minute? Are you serious?"
P: "I'm already dizzy!"
P: "How long has it been?"
M: "Twenty eight
This appeals to kid!
I TOTALLY see that
I wayyyy more mature now
This..
This video
Got soo many dislikes
But.. it.. I think it's funny, OK?
I think.. I think people didn't like the part when I drank my own piss (Hehehe...)
and that's might be why so many people dislike this
And ehhh....
I would just like to say
I sawww Good Mythical morning
they drank their own piss
and hey were FIINE with it
So I though if I drink my own piss
It wouldn't be THAT BAD
*ZOOOM IN*
IT WAS REALY FUKIN' BAD
And I would never do that again
AND I wouldn't recommend it
cus is doesn't taste-
ITS TASTED LIKE A PISS BTW
That's what is tasted like
I got a lotta questions
IT TASTE LIKE PISS
It's the worst video on my channel
I die, I'm shame, everytime I see it
BECAUSE I ACCIDENTLY UPLOADED A VIDEO WITH JUST MY FACECAM
I have edited the whole thing
me and Marzia were going out to the cinema
And I uploaded this fuken' video instead!
without looking!
I came back from the cinema
I SEE THIS!
I PANIC
I realise my yt is over!
WTF HAVE I DONE!
I got stuck on that part!
and I keep licking my mustache
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I DID THAT
euuuSHSHH
EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So if you think my old videos were bad
Wellll......
Ther y' go!
I still make shitty content guys.
I still managed to fuck up somehow
Recently, I made a FNAF video
Where I made fun of FNAF and Markiplier
*fancy intro comes in*
*MARK'S SCREAM*
I think it was funny (yep)
*laughs*
People hate it that I made fun of FNAF
Like, they absolutely hated it
And then in fact I wasn't taking the game seriously
when-
whats there to take seriously-
It's a fucking-
It's the fifth game
IT'S THE FIFTH ONE GUYS
hOW MANY DO U NEED??
It was 18 jumpscares in this video
Are you think I'm seriously going to get scared of that?
The thing is that people got pissed because
I was giving a honest feedback on the game
But literally people wanted me to just play it
And faking being scared
I realized that there's no way for me to WIN by making a FNAF video
I'm just gonna get shit regardless, because...
People want me to get scared,
People wanted to see the reaction of me
There's no way in hell I could get scared while playing these games because it's retarted
Like-
That it's the same jumpscare, over and over
If someone goes in, yell- yells at you like..
"BOO!!!"
you might be like
aW SHIT
If someone yells at you "BOO!" 5,000 fUKEN TIMES
You're gonna want to kill that person
That's FNAF for you, I don't get it.
But, hey,
That's alright.
*cLONING HIMSELF*
*thumbs up* WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.
Bear simulator.
I got so much shit for this video
o bOI
Pewdiepie is an asshole.
This is why I dislike pewdiepie
because he says a game that is awesome and hard to make
a piece of shit if there's any-
piece. of. shit
It's pewdiepie (NOO)
(AWW THAT FAKE SMILE)
And there's all these Russian people saying something
I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT
Funny that Markiplier played the game yet better content than Pewdiepie!
Then again, when has PewDiePie made good content?
(NOOO ANOTHER FAKE SMILEE)
(SHIT. FUCK THOSE HATERS. FO' FUCK's SAKE)
(dONT WORRY P00Ds WE'RE hERE 4 U)
Because of you, the developer-
THE DEVELLEPOR
won't update this game anymore
And there's more in the game than you showed us
I'm so disappointed in you.
Basically, I gave a very honest review of this game
Because...
It was going to lift off the meme
You know, the Goat Simulator meme
and I had higher expectations that it would actually be funny
When literally it was broken, boring as hell mess(?)
And I realized while making the video
There's no way in hell, I can make this-
Aaa...
I can't honestly like pretend that this is a funny game to play
So I gave some honest feedback,
and made fun with it
And then the developer said, "o shit, ah, every1 hates ma game"
"im so sad- im so sad now"
And it's like, ok, well...
Sorry, you've made a bad game
But then people saw that he said that, and they're like,
"OUH!!"
"U MADE HIM QUIT BEING A DEVELOPER, POODIPIE!"
"IT'S UR FAULT, FOR RUINING A MAN'S LIFE!!!"
"YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
"YOU'RE FORCE PACK(?) AND FUCKING ASSHOLE!!"
All I did was playing the game,
And I didn't like it
IM SAWRIE!!
I tHOUGHT U WANt mE TO BE HONEST D:<
People in the internet don't want honesty!>:(((
FNAF and Bear Simulator，
I'm just not gonna play it, ok?
I'm s-I-I don't know what else to do
There's no way to win it-
You think I never got in criticism?
You think if I just quit and- blamed it on someone else that it would be their fault if I fucked up?
NO.
That's fucking retarded.
BULLSHIT.
I got so many retarted interviews.
Uhh... Here I'm on Today's Show
Hoda: "You haven't heard about him yet, but your kids have" (can't hear it clearly though)
Kathie: "he's 26-"
Already, I hate these people because she said that
H: "You haven't heard about him yet, but your kids have"
Not only kids watch PewDiePie
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, OKAY?
I'm sure there are some teenagers as well *chuckles*
P: "Uhm... I was... Five years ago, I started-"
H: "And are you making a good living... ah... this way?"
P: "Yeah, it's amazing. My- My job is playing video games, it's a job that all the parents-"
Way to avoid the question there, pewds.
I-
*sighs* I always get that question
"HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE?"
That's all that matters
Right, that's all you care about
"That's the only thing that we can understand"
"So, tell us, please, how much money do you make. 'Cause, really, nothing else that you have ever done"
Will ever- we will ever give a shit about
To me,
You see so many fucking YouTubers flaunt with their fancy car,
or their house,
or their gear,
or whatever.
To me,
That just shows that they are so insecure about what they made on YouTube
that they have to somehow show people
that in a way that other people will understand
what it is they've done.
Well, my channel is pretty shit but I got a sweet ass Ferrari~
I did something~
No, you uploaded a bunch click vidi- videos on the internet.
That's what you did.
Good content,
*chuckles*
Is irrelevant on YouTube
*laughs*
Let's-
Let's get real here-
Lets look at what I've made
K: "I just don't understood all of this stuff"
P: "No, you do- Come on-"
K: "I don't, I wish I really could understand this- do they advertise on there? How do you make any money?
"How do you make any money?"
"How do you-"
"How da-"
"HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!"
"How do you make any money?!"
HOW???
.... ads.
Just like television.
I think I said it even.
P: "Yeah, it's ads. It's pretty simple, yeah."
*LOLs*
"It's pretty simple, yeah. Ads."
*laughs*
Good job,
*clapping*
Good job, February 2 PewDiePie, that was good
I'm glad-
Glad you stood up for yourself
So, a lot of you may have not seen this one,
But it's the first episode of Scare PewDiePie
And... it's very different from all the other episodes because I didn't actually know we were filming it
I have no fucking clue
and I never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life
Because I felt like I was put on the spot out of nowhere
I thought I was getting a physical for the show and they really did a good job for tricking me
I felt like I'm pretty hard to fool, uhh... but they really got me on this one, and...
I'm just annoyed the whole time
I'm just like pissed off
I'm just like what the fuck is this
Oh yeah, and so, this girl, Nikki
that was supposed to be my personal assistant throughout the show,
I never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life
because she was flirting with me one hundred percent,
and I didn't hit me she had been flirting with me throughout the whole day
it was- it was old for part of the show
like, she was an actress
at this point i was in this chair
and she was 100%
clearly
hitting on me
I just wanted to get out of that situation
Look at this.
P: "This is gonna be no on like, everything"
N: *giggles*
N: "Well 'cause you're perfect- you're like a unicorn"
P: "A unic-"
I didn't- I didn't even know this was filmed even
P: "I like that"
*giggles again*
N: "You're my unicorn"
"Here wait-"
Just look- I'm just ignoring her, hoping she would stop
N: "Put your name here"
P: "Okay"
N: "Here yeah?" P: "yeah..."
Oh yeah, my heart was definitely raising
N: "Like right here"
She was writing a heart on the thing!
I was just like- *SHOOK*
N: *strokes pewds' hair* "You have the best hair I have ever seen"
P: "Noo- don't-"
"Noooo, don't-"
"NOOOO, DONT-"
*laughs*
Fuck, I wish it came across better because like I was dying
I asked you Bros on Twitter, to link me my worst video
and literally all of you are just linking my fucking channel
thinking you're so fucking funny
"Your whole channel"
"All of them"
"How can I send you all of your videos"
"I can't send them all"
"CANT SEND ALL YOUR VIDEOS"
"I JUST SEND HIM HIS OWN CHANNEL"
"ALL OF THEM, I WOULD POST LINKS BECAUSE THERE'S TWITTER LIMITS, SORRY"
"ALL VIDEOS WON'T FIT ONE VIDI-" (he said the wrong word here lol)
"ALL OF THEM"
"IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE"
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Alright,
Yes, I made a lot of bad videos,
Many of them.
Will I make more bad videos in the future?
... Absolutely.
There's no question about it
I-
I like to try different things,
sometimes it doesn't work,
sometimes it does, and...
I appreciate that you, who were subscribed to me
give me a chance,
and... even if I'm one video may not been the best you still stick around for another one
And...
I think that's pretty cool,
I appreciate that a lot it that means a lot to me
that I can... do different things
Oh yeah thanks for watching this video,
hopefully it wasn't the worst one
Remember, does anyone care about likes?
It doesn't do anything I don't understand YouTube
But as- as always see you next Tuesday for more videos