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Umm..

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(stutters) There's, there's some, there's some pretty good ones.

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Uhh..

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Especially, you know one of the crazy things when you do these live Q&As is some of them are very silly, so we got one -

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"Mark, are the allegations true that you're secretly a lizard?"

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Umm..

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(stutters) I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to go with no, on that. I, I am, I am NOT a lizard.

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Umm..

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But you know keep the high quality comments coming in.

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Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, WELL!!!

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Mr. Suckerberg, dunked yourself into a hole!

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Mr. SSSucker!

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SSSSUCKERBURG!!

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Not a lizard people, he said.

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We've been seeing Mark Zuckerberg act strange for a long time, a long time now from, from the infamous or famous meme.

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Nice job team.

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"New face filters on Instagram today."

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"This is my favorite one so far. Nice job team!"

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New face filter on Instagram today.

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This is my favorite one so far.

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Nice job team,

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Something is cLeArLy off with Mark Suckerberg's

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Antics before where what is it? Why is the man?

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Leading a social media network so incapable

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Of social

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ness

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This I just want to warn you guys what I'm about to show you next

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Might shock you.

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It might...

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ZZZzzuck
(suck)

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To watch

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especially for you Mark,

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If you're watching.

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I know you are :).

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I know you're watching Mark.

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Well I know you're sweating..

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Or can you sweat Mark?

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Are you capable of human?

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things?

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Or do you just shed your skin?

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[Video] You kind of need to remind yourself that you need to focus, and-

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umm and try not to let stuff bother you as much as possible

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But it is gonna bother you because you're Human,

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and I was human

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I am human still um..

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*Audience laughing*

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*Pewds has the mind of a Reddit detective*

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*Chuckles*

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*INHALE*

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[Felix] Let's keep watching.

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[Video] BUT UM-

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But it- but it was just reffering to myself in the past.

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Um.
(STOP WITH THOSE UM'S PLEASE)

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Not that I was not human-

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I was just referring to myself in the p (quietly) *ast*

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(what does it mean??)
*Really really softly*

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Now that sort of thing doesn't just SLIP out of your tongue, okay Mark?

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All right?

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"I was human"

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That just doesn't happen

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Normally, okay?

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You just don't-

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You just don't simply say stuff

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That you're not supposed to say like

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Uhh..

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Horrifically offensive words,

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That are genuinely frowned upon by the entirety of

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Humankind except them-

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Okay, all right. Well.

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It just DOESN'T HAPPEN MARK

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I Need answers..

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[Video] But it is gonna bother you because you're human,

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And I was human,

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I am human still
*What do you mean.*

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*Audience laughing at Mark's words*

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but-

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[Felix] They cut away to the audience,

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You know they they-

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have his drone sitting in the back-

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OH GAWD

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OH GAWD x2

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[Felix] WE'VE HAVE A CODE RED OVER HERE

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What is it that your hiding from us,Mark-e succ?

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Why is your laptop webcam taped over with your microphone?

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Is it so that during your shedding period?

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People won't find out? (loominarty)

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well, I know because from one reptile to another I mean from one part..

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*burp*

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I know, okay. I just know I have sources--I have a reliable sources That's telling me that you're a reptile

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Okay, this is a really great channel that analyzes body language. Let's see what they have to say about the succ

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so

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for me

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The thing that I was really fascinated by it it always have been is

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um

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People right and how people work um you notice" we're gonna go back

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I didn't expect it to cut off from his body you see how he's sitting straight up

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Hands on his knees head up chin level. Where as opposed to this guy who's mirroring Mark?

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He slightly angled down in the face, so he's submitting to Mark. He's covering. He's open. He's dominating the space and he is

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Purposely doing this and we'll I'll show you how I know is

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People right and how people work

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In orders in college. I studied psychology and computer science

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very long

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intense eye contact

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He's purposely doing it looks away shortly purposely doing that as well thoughts come through it gives a break

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But is to dominate "and you know one of the things that you learn when you study psychology is

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That there are all these parts of the brain

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Which are geared" say how long he's holding that eye contact now normally when you have someone who's submitting to you

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And you're still continuously dominating them in the fashion that he's doing right now with his body posture his intense eye contact

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You're going to give them a break and relax your body so that they can relax and be relaxed as well

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so it's a relaxed atmosphere" It really feels like I'm I'm

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We're breaking down and it's some sort of alien life-form here. Okay. That's been trained to mimic human behavior a

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lot of stuff happened along the way, I think um

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You know there were real learning points and turning" and now we see the sweat, and that's one of the few things

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It's really hard to control." No no he doesn't sweat. He doesn't, he doesn't sweat come on. Let's get real here

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*Mark Zuckerberg,with the mind of a normie,tries to know what the Z         U        C      C meme is*

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What's the whole Z U C C thing? *Pewds laugh* Well, he's talking about oral sex

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Good morning Jarvis good morning mark. It's Saturday

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So you only have five meetings room temperature is set to a cool

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68 degrees

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Earlier this year, I started building a simple AI to help run our home

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I talked to Jarvis using this app I built it uses artificial intelligence to understand me and figure out what to do

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Max woke up a few minutes ago. I'm entertaining her all right. Let's go check on her

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Practice our man

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Jarvis your Mandarin is so soothing. Jarvis also helps me get ready in the morning."fresh shirt!" "Fire in the hole!"

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Hell yeah. and Jarvis can play all of our favourite music. Hey play us some good Nickelback songs" "I'm sorry Mark. I'm afraid

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I can't do that

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There are no good Nickelback song"

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Good! that was actually a test all Nickelback sucks. Am I right everyone

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HEHEHE

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Yeah, Nickelback is the worst.ohoho

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*Pewds laughs weirdly*

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Nickelback sucks

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Oh they're the worst

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I hate them because everyone else hates them ahahaha. Have you heard of my Crocs? Haha?

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Who would wear them? Am I rite ahahaha

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I can't think for myself ahahaha

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*HEHEHEHEHEHE*

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Anyway, I talked to Jarvis using this app

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I built it uses artificial intelligence to understand and figure out what to do. Jarvis also

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Helps me get ready in the morning "Fresh shirt!"  "Fire in the hole!"

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And Jarvis can play all of our favorite music. Okay, how about just play some songs that our whole family likes

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*Excision - Robo Kitty appears*

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And if I don't want to talk, I could just text Jarvis through a messenger bot that I built

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What the hell ya doing Z U C C

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My bad

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auughh....

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I think my favorite part of Mark is sense of humor. It's truly

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I-It's something

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Hey, welcome to F8!

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We're gathered here at the second biggest event called F8, this week and uh

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You know we probably should have seen this one coming out there

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Probably should've seen this coming after Fast and Furious 7

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didn't

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It's our bad

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Now while we don't have The Rock here today, We do have the tech equivalent David the Rock Marcus

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And while we may not live our lives a quarter mile at a time

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Did you feel that - that invokes some something in me man, what?

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what ibasfomskfbsflsgtbsfkn

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Again.While we may not live our lives a quarter mile at a time

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*Zoom in on Z U C C's face*

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And we may not live our lives one quarter life at a time man I

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\Stop with those weird ass laughs Pewds/

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Know at least some guy here lived their lives one quarterly earnings at a time all right

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All right, bear with me. I got one more one more for you." No no no Z U C C

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I can't I can't well Fast and Furious' tagline is "Never Give Up On Family." Oh here it comes. "Our's is similar.

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Never give up on the family of apps"
 [Why?????]

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Not as catchy

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Not as catchy *Facepalm Pewds*

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Aww my god....

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That has to be an inside joke please at least let that be an inside joke, oh my God -Christian Channel Pewds-

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That's what progress in science is so fast you

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might even call it

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Fast and Furious

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*Vin Diesel walks away in shame*

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What's with the Fast and Furious integration? It's clearly a sponsor.

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Is Z U C C himself hashtags spon, without hashtag spon? Mark

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eeeeueeeueee

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You you you gotta you got to hashtag spon or hashtag add at least, I mean youtubers

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We're just bombarded by this shit, and and all the shame and everything that comes with it

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"Oh you had a promo and you didn't disclose it with at least 48 hashtag adds all over the screen

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Blasted with giant symbols and the theme song of this is Sponsored, this is sponsored

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I'm getting paid for this." what i- what it what is happening here, okay?

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But what what what kind of world dominating plot? Are they working on they're clearly doing in this at the Oscar?

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"Hey play some good Nickelback songs." *FUNNY Z U C C* Nickleback

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Music is Satanic. One like equals one Prayer, type Amen in the comments if you scroll down and ignore you hate Jesus." "Good

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That was actually a test. Okay, how about just play some songs that our whole family like?"

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*The literal form of cancer*

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They like you're watching and remember one like equals one Z U C C

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*PewDiePie awkwardly staring at the camera as he fakes positivity*