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*clap clap*

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Skrattar du, Förlorar du

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Maaannneeeeeeen

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Skratta-

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The next one that claims my video-

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(mfw T-Series overthrows pewds)

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That-

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Remember the rules, there are three of them: you laugh, you loose. Okay?

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But I get three lives- *laughs* I dunno what that was

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Remember the rules, it's very important. Also, hit the bell button and subscribe (PLZ HELP DADA BEAT INDIA)

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Let's frickin do this guys :)

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This one is called: Bantu Holomisa

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Man: You give a poor man a fish and you feed

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him for a day.

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You teach him to hav- to fish you give him you give him

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*mentally dies*

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*loses a life*

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Fine I don't care. (sure ok then)

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*pls end me*

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What is happening?! (idk man)

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As the update says:

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You give a poor man a fish and you feed

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him for a day

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you teach him to a f-f

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fish (WHY)

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You teeth *smh* ohh man.

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Moving on. I still got two lives. It's okay. I can freaking do this. You only get one life, so don't even (oof)

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What is the capital city of England? (in romanian)

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Oh please, do not whisper the answer. (yeah snitches)

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is that really what it says can anyone from Russia please translate just (ITS ROMANIAN PEWDS)

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RRRRRRRRRUSSIA (meow)

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Thank you very much x2 (Moldavians aren't that stupid)

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No, it's England. The capital of England is England. (200 IQ fortnite haha funny)

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Everyone knows that

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"Der Weg den ich oft in Gedanken g..."

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*lady dies* WOOOOOOOOOO

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No (yes)

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No, I did not laugh. It was...

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Not funny. Moving on.

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*catgirl singing sweetly to make you go to sleep*

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Is this country roads? (no felix)

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It is!

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(oh my fucking god it is)

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*pewds decides to sing along* COUNTRY ROAADS

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*cat girl continues to sing it chinaese*

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I'm just confused to be honest. Very kawaii desu ne.

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Name that I can't read: If nobody wants it, I'll take it"

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Pewds: Another Skyrim meme

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Another guy: You're too slow. (sanic?) I saw it first.

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First guy: I don't think so

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Felix: Wow, the quality is so good. I really understand everything that's happened. (yeah too hard to caption)

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*dude fucking game ends*

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Thank you, Skyrim very cool. Oh look at that. I got a Skyrim bonus heart looks like I'm fine. Excellent

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I don't understand

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I just don't understand. Is this what TikTok is? Is this the..

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the core of TikTok, have we finally reached the bottom?

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cause I don't think he gets better than this, this is A+ content

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"Leave" "What?"

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"You heard me. Now!" "please..."

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"... don't do this." "Are you sure you want to do this ,little girl?" "I mean what if what if we're dangerous?"

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Wait is that from The Walking Dead?

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"What if I am?" Pewds: WHAT?

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I forgot complete... that can't be real. Is that real? That...

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( its "AGHGH but somebody keeps putting fucking "MEOW" in the fuckin subtitle boxes)

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What if I am. wHaT iF i aM

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lmao

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What if I bit my tongue. I bit my tongue, okay, are you happy? "I like the shirts."

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*pewdiepie fuckin dies*

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Get it together Felix, you got to show your bros how it's done no more laughing from this so o-on

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No more laughing. Never laugh.

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Bigger

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Bigger Jeff bigger yeah

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It's bigger. Yeah

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bigger

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Bigger yeah

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NO

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this clip is called Oblivion Walkthrough part 3

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"Ma'am ma'am"

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"I came in here to find out something about the surgery my doctor wants to do on my heart."

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"Well, I know you're upset and you're scared about this angioplasty procedure"

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"But we just don't seem to have anything on clogged arteries and balloon surgeries. I'm sorry"

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"You know, I may not make it through next week."

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And also I have breast cancer. What is this? The Room?

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"Oh, that jerk Harold"

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"He wants me to give him a share of my house"

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"That house belongs to me. He has no right. I am not giving him a penny. Who does he think he is?"

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"He's your brother." "He is always bugging me about my house."

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"15 years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he's seen dollar signs."

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"Everything goes wrong at once."

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"Nobody wants to help me and I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom."

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"I got the results of the tests back.

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I definitely have breast cancer."

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"and I guarantee you as a mother of two boys that I would do everything

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Illegal, legal. It doesn't matter what it is to get my children into this country." "Is there a problem with that?" "Yes."

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"Yes, you would let somebody rape your child." Oh (woah there)

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AHHHHh

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She did say anything, she did say anything, okay

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But maybe you didn't have to go there right away

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I'm just saying

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what would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?

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Good- good old chuckle.

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"Do you sometimes wish that April was a turtle?"

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"Did you want to say something?" Eww, look at the child on the left.

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*hiss*

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There it is, that's epic.

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(GET FUCKED PEWDS)

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*angrey pewds powering up*

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How dare you show that clip

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I'm not shane Dawson. If I see your stupid face again, Mr. Duck.

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Oh wait, I am duck

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"Okay, keem how do you deal with all this drama and not go crazy yourself?"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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"That's so funny I actually feel better now" Good meme, good job duck

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Me. Did I lose yet? I don't think so. How many, how many lives do I have left? Oh cool.

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It looks like I'm winning, epic. "Did Paper Monsters come out before Paper Mario?". "Oh I bet it did." "Hold on, I want to find out."

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Is that Paper Monster they're playing?

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"Let's see if pay Paul wing didn't rip it off"

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"Wait, when did it come out, Lawrence?"

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When the paper mario come out

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Look that up make sure make sure paper monsters is not a ripoff. Mm came out. Mm. So paper monsters recut

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You still don't know when it came out

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You should be you should be a lawyer for this company company whole length lair Oh bruger to eat fruits

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Emerge me Oh, how do we know which red ripped off what the judge wiki's it was like came up

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We didn't tape monsters recut. And is that let's Wikipedia anybody can edit that you

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See free report came out in 2013

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Does it 64 games came around 2013? I don't think so sir. You betcha with me wrong prove me wrong

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Walk over to Paul Wayne don't worry Renison, we're good we'll get out of this don't worry Paul

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Turtle with spikes nobody's ever put a turtle with spikes in a video game, please

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Wait, there's Turtles of spikes in Super Mario Brothers. What up?

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Okay, that was epic

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That was a good laugh

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Lunch you had one last

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Well, I think it's time to in that episode there. Does anyone have a new display? I'm looking to buy a new display

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I didn't mean to hit it with a hard part

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It was just a meme

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Oh god.

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yay i did a help on video