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Hey guys! I-it's me.

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I've got the same haircut as you now

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(K-pop members laugh)

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Oh you dont care!?

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I-I see, It's cause I'm Swedish, isn't it?

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K-pop

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I-is a wonderful thing that happened to... the world

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Clearly I haven't drawn any...form of ...i-inspiration from-from k-pop at all.

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Clearly I don't want to be G-Dragon

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More than anything else in life

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I'm gonna show you...

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Some k-pop...

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That will change your life

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♬  K-pop song plays ♬

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What?

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What is this?

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That's some pretty deep lyrics right there man

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Really makes me...

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The

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The Koreans have evolve their species

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Above writing lyrics

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They...*laughs*

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Well, let me see if I can...let me see if I can do it.

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*sounds exactly like song, there is no difference*

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♬ Song continues♬

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Is it weird that I secretly like it?

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♬ Song kinda sounds like a mixture of cats whining with a sick beat ♬

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*Sick dance move break*

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Is this (the) "Try Not to Get Annoyed" challenge?

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Jesus Christ

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How am I supposed to sit through this whole thing?

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♬ Orange Caramel - Catallena ♬

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Are they sushi?

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Oh, okay

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Is that what they're singing about?

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I've been with some...

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Some shank women before but,

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Man they, they

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They really shove it in their face

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♬  BTS - Not Today ♬

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I like how they mix a little bit of English in there

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It makes me feel included

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Appreciate ya

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OHHH~!

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HAA!

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This guy's my favourite

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I dunno how you can you make this part look cool

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Like what the fuck are they doing?

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♬ Today we will survive♬

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♬ Today we will survive♬

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Ahh~

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If you haven't creamed your pants already

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then I don't know what you're doing here...

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Hey crow tits, hands up

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Is that what they're saying?

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Hey crow tits, hands up?

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That's good lyrics

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That's just good writing

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Are they really saying "hey crow..." *laughs*

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Finally...

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Not all these Americanized shitty lyrics

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They... Koreans got the lyrics

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you know from the *"sings" the first song*

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to "hey crow tits hands up"

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Uhh

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Amazing

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Amazing

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Honestly...

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the music isn't really my forte

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It's a bit too dance for me, okay

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The thing is I wanna love BTS so bad, because goddamn

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#1 - They're goddamn beautiful

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#2 - Those choreographies

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Goddamn

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How did they do that

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It makes me feel things...

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as a man that I didn't know I was capable of feeling

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It makes me question my soul

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My sexuality

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and my very being

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Who am I?

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Why am I here?

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and why did my dick inflate a little bit?

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It's never done that before

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My god

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#3

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The visuals are so fucking cool in these videos, like

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They're incredible

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How do they make dancing look cool?

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Dancing, the lamest fucking thing in the universe

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*in some weird gruff voice* The- they make it look cool

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How is that possible?

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It's not fair man!

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It should not be like that

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That's not... they're cheatinggggg

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It's like Goddamn!

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Goddamn!

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The thing is-

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The thing is like

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I think-

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You know,

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You got the

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UK version

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Which is like

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Fucking One Direction or whatever

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They don't dance

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Okay

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They're too cool to dance

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Because they can't fucking dance like BTS

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Ain't nobody dances like BTS!

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And let me tell you

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Uh

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Even their clothes are cool, okay

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It's not fair!

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I was born,

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in the wrong country! Damn you Sweden!

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The thing that I realized is

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Okay

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D-don't hold this against me, okay

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This might hurt

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Individually...

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They're not that attractive

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A-bup-di-je-bep-

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But as a group

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T-this weird thing happens

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where they just become like...

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BAAH !

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SEVEN TIMES MORE ATTRACTIVE

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And you're like AHHHHHHH~!!

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It's not fair!

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It's just not fair!

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How that does math work!?

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You know, that- that statement about them not being attractive individually

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I may have to retract that statement

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I've just seen this video

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I like men now.

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This just in-

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I LIKE MEN NOW

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Also uh... *pls dont tell marzia*

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You know ...

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To be honest, I don't really like their music that much

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I-I-I-I-

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I like the videos

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'cause they're so visual

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and they work really- it compliments their music really well.

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Ah, this song I do like

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Quite a bit, It's pretty good

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It's pretty.. It's

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I'm not gonna lie, It's pretty gay

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♬ Spring Day by BTS ♬

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Why am I making this video at this point?

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I made this video originally

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to try make fun of k-pop

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I can't do it...

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This is...

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100%

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The most pathetic video

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I've ever done

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Clearly anyone else reacting to Kpop is like

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"Well this is pretty gay"

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Me reacting to Kpop:

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"Well I'm gay"

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*laughs*

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Maybe me and Jack could do it

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Jack is coming here this week

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Jack!

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Uh..want to start a k-pop band with me?

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You know,

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both me and Jack, moderately attractive men

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but add us together

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BAAH!!!!

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*scream in background* This could work

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This could work

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Now, I haven't gotten started on G-Dragon

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I-I can't even talk about it

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it.. it gets too much

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Now let's uh..let's watch some more other k-pop

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♬ ♬

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There's also cat k-pop

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Which is uh...

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Let's just watch it

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So that's a thing, in case uh...

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In case anyone is interested,

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you know if you like cats

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I think you'll like er...

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I think you like this shit

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Of course there's a

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k-pop

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sneezing compilation

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WOW SO SEXY!!

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Did you hear the sneeze?

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*cheering*

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AHAHA

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Amazing

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Incredible

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But my favourite

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Wait-

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Let's watch my favourite

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It's so fucking good

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This woman's sneeze-

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She knew

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She knows

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She knows

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how attractive this sneeze is

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Watch

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She's like oh it's comin'

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It's comin'

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Oh I gotta pu- Are people watching?

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Yes they are

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WOOOH

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A sneeze

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everyone!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOH

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What else could they sing about this point, they've...

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they've done it all!

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OOOOOOOH

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It's a song about...

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Broccoli

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Okay

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I realized I'm supposed to make fun of this desperate

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incredibly cring-ey woman

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but at the same time

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I wish I was her

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Oh okay

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well that's enough of that

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It's not fair

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It's not fair

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Why was I born with this Swedish skin?

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You know what?

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fuck it,

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I'm starting my own k-pop band, from now on

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Fuck YouTube

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Fuck Buzzfeed

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and

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FUCK

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ME~

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I got it

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A SUPER SWEET

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That's all you need.

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A.S.S.

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Thank you for supporting,

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A.S.S is coming

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A.S.S is coming out

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I repeat A.S.S is comin

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It's gonna take over the world

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with the Swedish k-pop

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Leave a like to die instantly

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and I'll see you guys in the next video

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As always, stay awesome bros