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Eee ljudi, ja sam!

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Sada imam istu frizuru kao i vi!

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Oh, briga vas je?!

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Vidim, tako je zato što sam Šveđanin, jel da?!

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K-POP

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je divna stvar koja se desila svetu.

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Očigledno je da me K-POP uopšte ne inspiriše.

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Očigledno je da ne želim da budem G-DRAGON

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više nego bilo šta u životu!

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Pokazaću vam

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malo K-POP-a

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koji će vam promeniti život...

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Šta?

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Šta je ovo?

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Ovo je baš dubokoumni tekst, čoveče,

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Čini me da...

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K-

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Koreanci su evoluirali svoju vrstu

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iznad pisanja tekstova za pesme,

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Oni...

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Pa, da vidim da li- da vidim da li ja mogu to da uradim

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Je li čudno što mi se ovo potajno dopada?

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Jel ovo "Pokušaj Da Se Ne Isprovociraš" izazov?

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Isuse Hriste,

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kako ću da presedim čitavu stvar?

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Jesu li one suši?

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A, ok.

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Jel o tome pevaju?

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Bio sam sa

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nekim ženama ranije ali,

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čoveče, one, one,

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one im to stvarno natrljavaju na nos.

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Sviđa mi se kako koriste i engleski,

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osećam se kao da pripadam,

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cenim vas.

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AHHH!

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HAA!

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Ovaj lik mi je favorit.

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Ne znam kako možete da učinite taj deo tako kul.

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Koji k*rac oni rade?

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"Danas ćemo preživeti"

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"Danas ćemo preživeti"

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AHH

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Ako do sad niste uprljali pantalone,

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stvarno ne znam šta radite ovde.

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"Eee, "vranina siso", ruke uvis"

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Jel to govore?

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"Eee, "vranina siso", ruke uvis?"

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To je dobar tekst.

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To je jednostavno dobro pisanje.

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( baepse/crowtit/vranina sisa označava osobu koja kopira popularne, takođe jedna od BTS-ovih pesama )

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Jel oni stvarno govore: " Eee, vranina..."

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Konačno...

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Nisu sve ovi govnjivi američki tekstovi...

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Oni... Koreanci imaju tekstove,

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znate, od-

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do "Eee, vranina siso, ruke uvis"

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Uhh...

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Neverovatno

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Neverovatno

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Iskreno,

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ta muzika nije baš moj ukus

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Malo je previše "za ples", za mene, ok?

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Stvar je u tome što želim da volim BTS jer, j*bote

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Broj jedan; J*beno su prelepi

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Broj dva; te koreografije

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j*bote

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Kako su to uradili?

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Zbog toga osećam stvari

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koje, kao muškarac, nisam znao da mogu...

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Zbog toga preispitujem svoju dušu,

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svoju seksualnost

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i moje samo postojanje...

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Ko sam ja?

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Zašto sam ovde?

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I zašto mi se k*rac naduvao malo?

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Nikad nije uradio to

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Moj Bože...

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Broj tri;

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Vizuali su tako j*beno kul u ovim spotovima

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Neverovatni su

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Kako zbog njih plesanje postaje kul?

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Plesanje, j*beno najbezveznija stvar u univerzumu,

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zbog njih postaje kul!

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Kako je to moguće?

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Nije fer, čoveče!

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Ne bi trebalo da bude tako!

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To nije- Oni varajuuu!

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U fazonu sam; j*bote!

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J*bote!

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Stvar je u tome-

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Stvar je u tome što

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Mislim da-

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Znate,

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imate

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britansku verziju

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koja je

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j*beni One Direction ili šta već

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Oni ne plešu!

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Ok?

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Previše su kul da bi plesali

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zato što ne znaju da j*beno plešu kao BTS

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Niko ne pleše kao BTS!

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I, dopustite mi da vam kažem

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uh

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Čak im je i odeća kul, ok?

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NIje fer!

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Rođen sam

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u pogrešnoj zemlji! Idi dođavola, Švedska!

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Stvar koju sam shvatio je

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ok

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Nemojte upotrebiti ovo protiv mene, ok

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Ovo će možda boleti

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Individualno

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nisu toliko privlačni

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Ali kao grupa

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ova čudna stvar se desi

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i onda postanu

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BAAH!

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SEDAM PUTA ATRAKTIVNIJI

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I onda si ti u fazonu; "AAAAHH"

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Nije fer!

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Jednostavno nije fer!

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Kako ide ta matematika?!

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Znate onu izjavu da nisu toliko atraktivni individualno

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Možda moram da povučem tu izjavu nazad

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Upravo sam video ovaj spot

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Odsad volim muškarce.

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novost-

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ODSAD VOLIM MUŠKARCE

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Takođe...

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Znate...

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Da budem iskren, baš mi se toliko i ne sviđa njihova muzika

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M-m-m-m-

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Meni se sviđaju spotovi

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jer su tako vizualni

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i stvarno dobro ide - slaže se i sa njihovom muzikom

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Ova pesma mi se

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dosta sviđa, poprilično je dobra

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Poprilično je- pop-

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Neću lagati, poprilično je gej

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Zašto uopšte pravim ovaj video sada?

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Inače sam napravio ovaj video

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da bih ismevao K-POP

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Ne mogu da uradim to

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Ovo je

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sto odsto

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najpatetičniji video

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koji sam ikada napravio

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Očito su svi ostali koji prave reakciju na K-POP u fazonu;

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"Pa, ovo je poprilično gej"

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Moja reakcija na K-POP;

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"Pa, ja sam gej"

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Možda bi ja i Jack mogli da uradimo ovo

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Jack dolazi ovamo sledeće nedelje

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Jack!

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Ah... Želiš li da osnuješ K-POP bend sa mnom?

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Znate,

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obojica smo umereno atraktivni muškarci

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ali, sastavite nas, i

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BAAAAHH!

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Ovo bi moglo uspeti,

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Ovo bi moglo uspeti...

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Nisam još ni započeo o G-DRAGON-u

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Ne mogu ni da pričam o tome

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previše je...

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Hajde da- hajde da gledamo još K-POP-a

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Takođe postoji mačeći K-POP,

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koji je...

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Hajde da ga pogledamo.

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To postoji, u slučaju da...

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U slučaju da je bilo ko zainteresovan,

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znate, ako vam se dopadaju mačke,

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mislim da će vam se dopasti...

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Mislim da će vam se dopasti ovo sr*nje.

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Naravno da postoji

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K-POP

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kompilacija kijanja.

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VAU, KAKO SEKSI!

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Jeste li čuli to kijanje?

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AHAHA!

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Neverovatno.

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Neverovatno.

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Ali moj omiljeni...

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Ček...

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Hajde da pogledamo moj omiljeni,

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tako je jebeno dobar.

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Kijanje ove žene...

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Znala je,

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zna,

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ona zna,

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koliko je atraktivno njeno kijanje.

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Gledajte.

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U fazonu je; "Ah, evo ga,

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stiže!

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Oh, moram da sta- Jel ljudi gledaju?

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Gledaju".

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OOOOOOOOOH

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Kijanje,

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ljudi!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHH

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O čemu drugom bi mogli da pevaju sada, sve su-

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sve su uradili!

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OOOOOOOOOOH

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Ovo je pesma o...

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brokoliju!

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Ok.

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Shvatam da bih trebao da ismevam ovu očajnu...

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neverovatno sramotnu ženu,

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ali u isto vreme,

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želeo bih da sam ona.

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Ok,

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dosta je ovoga.

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Nije fer.

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Nije fer.

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Zašto sam rođen sa ovom švedskom kožom?

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Znate šta,

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u k*rac,

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započeću sopstveni K-POP bend, od sada,

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zaj*bi YouTube,

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zaj*bi BuzzFeed,

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i,

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j*bi

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mene!

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Imam ga;

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"A SUPER SLATKO".

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To je sve što vam treba.

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"A.S.S."

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Hvala na podršci,

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"A.S.S." dolazi,

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"A.S.S." dolazi,

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ponavljam, "A.S.S." dolazi,

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preuzeće svet,

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sa švedskim K-POP-om.

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Ostavite "like" da odmah umrete,

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i vidimo se u sledećem videu.

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*outro*