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*BUuurPPP*

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HEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

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Constantly people ask me

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"What is your favorite game?"

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And I always reply

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*windows noises*

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Honey pop

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(Mad World - Gary Jules & Michael Andrews)
♫ And I find it kind of funny ♫

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♫ I find it kind of sad ♫

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It really offends me when people
say my girlfriend is Marzia

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cuz my girlfriend is obviously

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...

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TIFFANY

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(Hi There)

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*kinda shocked poods*

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*points to himself*

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AREYOUTALKINGTOME?

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(Ya you!)

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*shocked*

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HUUUHHHH

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EUGHH

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EHRG

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I THINKIMINLOVE

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(OooOoOkaaay)

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I literally cant remember anything right now

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(Riiiight...)

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WHut

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SHe's just goin'?!

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She's just leavin??

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*cri evrytiem*

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I miss her so much ;-;

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THUUUUU

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S0-Sorry

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Uhhh

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just

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uhhh

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um... uhh

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*pewds is speechless lol*

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WAITAMINUTE

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Who

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Who ARE

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Who ARE YOU!? *kazzo intensifies*

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(dont you recognize this ADDDORABLE faceu?) *pewds is a weeb loser*

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(giggles its key-)

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OHGGGHHH

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(-on the bar)

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Of course I recognize

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dat bourfita? {?} {what}

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This is the best game

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of all time

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[R.I.P. Headphone users]

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Okay, where are we now?

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O my God it's Candy Crush

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(alright, I'll try to make this quick)

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Some brilliant man out there was like

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*burpie*

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''Hey Candy Crush is a pretty good game...

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but wouldn't it be better if we added anime boobs?'' {good idea}

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Ghawd Damn genius

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hEY, UNDErTALE, IT'S A PRETTY GOOD GAME!

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but Wouldn't It Be bEtTer with anime titties?

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*undertale intro*

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*blue screen*

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*tiddies* {THIS MA SHIT}

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if only life was this easy

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All you had to do is play candy crush, and you get bitches

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Y'know this game really is a dream comin' true

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I think for all of us.

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And i think i speak for the entirety of mankind when I say that

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It's such a good game, I'll never get tired of it {me neither poods}

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Almost there, almost at the climax baby {( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)}

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here we go

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SUCCess ;)

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.

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..

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...

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That's what it says in real life as well

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yAS

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we did it

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(see, i knew you had it in ya)

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awight, where should we go first to hit up those sexy ladies?

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Bros, leave a comment down right now, and I will pick whatever comment that gets the most-

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Fitness club!  Let's go to fitness club!  (Game: Good choice rookie!)

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*pewds falls in love*

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TIFFANYY!

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(Game: ...lit class was canceled.  Trying to make good use of the time.)  MAIN BITCH!

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Fuck yeah!

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(Other one: Hey, listen.)

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Hell yeah!

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[assorted grunts and belches]

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(Game: Is this chick serious?  That schoolgirl uniform is a little on the nose, don'tcha think?)

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Don't judge my girl Tiffany!  Shut the fudge up!

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Ok, c'mon, alright, ehh heh!

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Heh!  aheh! hae hehe aheh

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(hah hah hah)

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eheh (haw) eheh (haw) eheh (ha)

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[distorted eheh]

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Ok

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"Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but I just thought you were cute and I HAAD TO SAY HI!!"

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*sad*
♫ 'Someone Like you' - Adele ♫

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No, you stop it

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alright

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This is how you do it

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This is how you do it (x2)

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Oh the pleasure

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I'm a cool -

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I'm real cool, Im real cool

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let's talk to her!

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*pff*

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wat

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Okay, so she's a pure girl

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uhhh

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nevermind?

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WhAt?

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What was the right answer to that?

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Fuck, we can't fuck up anymore

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uhhhhhhhh

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AnYwAy, wuts your breast size?

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*laughs*

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how old r u

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*pewds imitates her*

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okay... uuhh lets talk to her one more time

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*laughs* you literally ju- you literally ju- HA

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*imitates her* HI my name is Tiffany

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QUIZ TIME!

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Wut is my name?

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EUHA

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EUHA

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(ha ha ha ha)

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EUHA 20 years old

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*cooly* i know

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You know, I pay attention to detail

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I care about women

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As I am NOT

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a mysoginetics

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Oh, bitch is hungry, I forgot, you have to,
like, buy them food & shit

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Alright, so...

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Purchase gift. Alright, so

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we should buy tennis balls

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No, uh

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she's hungry, okay, food.

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Would you like ... a wedding cake?

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Do you like a Sundae?

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WHY

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Would you like a fruit?

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MOTHER FUCKER

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HAVE A CHEWING GUM

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YES!!

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She can't help herself

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We are going on a date!
We are going on a date!

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Hell yeah

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HELL YEAH

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We're going date,
We're going date!

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We're going date, with Tiffany

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We're going date -

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OH!

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BLAUGH

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AUGH

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AURRR

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ERRR

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EERRR

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*Cough* *Cough*

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[Drinking canned beverage loudly]

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AUGHAAAH

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Okay, here we go

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yeah, you like that, girl?

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Hell yeah

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He- oh

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OH OH OH OH OH

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O-OH!

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OOOOOOOH

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HOO-HOO!

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YES!

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That's how you do it, bros

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That's how you get a lady

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Would you like an orange?

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MUTHA FUCKA

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Alright, we're just gonna have to
spend all our money on Tiffany

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She's our main bitch, and that's what we're going for

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You gotta single in

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We're going all in on this girl

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Would you like a tissue?

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nope

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Hey girl, would you like a muffin?

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SO good

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So good

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How tall are you?

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Five foot four, 5"4'
Remember this

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remember dis

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Okay, alright, some candy?

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Would you want some pancakes?

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oh my god sh-

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She loves pancakes, everyone

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Okay, she wants a lemon drop

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Would you like a lemon drop?

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That's not weird for anyone to give -

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Hey (aha), here's a

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lemon drop

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it's your (a-ha)

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favorite drink

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would you like

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would you like a lemon drop?

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at school?

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I made it for you, Tiffany

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oh

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ok then

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When's your birthday?

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December 22nd

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December Twenty-Second

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Dec. 22nd

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December twenty-se-

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Remember

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REMEMBER

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Was yo last name?

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Tiffany Maye

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Oh shit, oh shit, oh ...

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oh shit, oh shit, please ...

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please, i don't ...

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YES!

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'Most guys' Hahaha

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Not me-a

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aha

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Aha!

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(ha ha ha)

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"I wasted my first kiss on my -"

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What the fuck does that mean?

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Our second date, I see

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Don't fuck this up, Felix

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The passion level is maxed out

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I repeat, the passion level ... is maxed out

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Come on, come on, this could be it

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NOOOOO!

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*Anguished crying*

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(I Can't Make You Love Me - Bonnie Rait)
♫ Cause I can't make you love me if you don't ♫

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♫ You can't make your heart feel something it won't ♫

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♫ Here in the dark, in these final hours ♫

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♫ I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power ♫

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♫ But you won't, ♫

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♫ no you won't ♫

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♫ 'Cause I can't make you love me, ♫

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♫ if you don't ♫

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It's the WORST game

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This game don't understand me

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Stupid game

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Stupid girls

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I hate girls

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They're the dumbest

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Dumb girls!

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EEERGH

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If you're a girl, unsubscribe now

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RRGH

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Now I am a real

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MYSOGENETICS!

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So you better watch out!

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Anyway

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check out another video similar to this one

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let me know if you want me to do another part of this

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I would love to play more

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Leave a like if you enjoyed

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And as always

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Stay awesome

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BROS!

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Hey, but bros only!

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