WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.800 各位 這是甚麼 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:02.720 00:00:02.720 --> 00:00:09.240 如果我們一星期不上傳任何梗圖，pewdiepie就會被迫做原創的影片內容 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:09.900 *哪尼* 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:12.360 00:00:12.360 --> 00:00:14.220 00:00:14.660 --> 00:00:15.880 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:18.380 00:00:18.380 --> 00:00:23.300 你們以為我會害怕你們這些9歲小孩????? 00:00:23.539 --> 00:00:27.100 讓我們接著看梗圖 00:00:27.100 --> 00:00:30.880 00:00:30.880 --> 00:00:33.180 00:00:33.180 --> 00:00:35.560 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:36.900 hmmmmmmm 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:40.400 這是啥? 現在 就 刪掉 00:00:40.400 --> 00:00:41.720 哈哈哈哈哈 00:00:41.720 --> 00:00:44.260 我愛這圖 現在還是一樣好笑 00:00:44.580 --> 00:00:45.640 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:49.760 我..你們知道嗎..我想念他們，那是我看過最怪的東西 00:00:49.760 --> 00:00:52.600 對 我沒在怕說出那個字(miss)的啦 00:00:52.700 --> 00:00:56.200 為什麼Logan Paul會知道那具屍體的手發紫 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:58.700 他又沒戴他的色盲眼鏡 (lp聲稱他是色盲) 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:00.220 00:01:00.300 --> 00:01:04.500 pew news是最被低估的網路新聞的原因 00:01:04.500 --> 00:01:06.600 他在錯誤的分類啦 00:01:06.600 --> 00:01:08.949 遊戲類別??? 你在跟我開玩笑嗎?? Sive? 00:01:08.949 --> 00:01:10.009 00:01:10.009 --> 00:01:17.259 你在衝啥? 你認為那是遊戲?? pew news不是遊戲 他是很認真的 - 這太尷尬了 00:01:17.259 --> 00:01:19.250 00:01:19.250 --> 00:01:20.800 現在永遠不可能被重視了啦 00:01:20.800 --> 00:01:23.890 *模仿川普* 大家 我喜歡我們不上傳梗圖的點子 00:01:23.890 --> 00:01:26.000 這樣pewds就得做出原創..... 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:26.840 夠了 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:28.800 之後的全部都會是這個嗎 00:01:28.800 --> 00:01:32.100 都會是說我不做原創影片的梗圖嗎 00:01:32.420 --> 00:01:36.549 造就了我的原創影片喔 笑你們 00:01:36.649 --> 00:01:44.288 他說:沒有你們，我不會在這。 但他不知道的是:是他造就了我們。 00:01:44.990 --> 00:01:46.490 這是我聽過 00:01:46.490 --> 00:01:48.400 最沉悶的幹話 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:54.159 這甚麼?幸虧某些youtuber? 沒錯 我間接生了6400萬個孩子 00:01:54.159 --> 00:01:55.670 00:01:55.670 --> 00:01:57.800 天阿 超多精子 00:01:57.800 --> 00:02:01.200 希望pewds能看到 他就會開始玩這個了 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:03.130 底特津:變人 (PS4的遊戲) 00:02:03.130 --> 00:02:04.000 好 夠了 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:05.300 " pewds玩那ㄍ遊戲啦>< " 00:02:05.300 --> 00:02:07.300 好 如果這影片 00:02:07.300 --> 00:02:11.680 如果這影片 得到5 *爆音注意 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:12.180 00:02:12.180 --> 00:02:17.300 50萬個讚 我就玩那遊戲 00:02:17.300 --> 00:02:21.500 就因為這遊戲看起來超火(收入) 00:02:21.500 --> 00:02:22.800 *發明足球* 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:24.200 *制定規則* 00:02:24.200 --> 00:02:26.000 投資幾百萬英鎊 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:28.500 *只能看著其他人贏過你* 00:02:28.500 --> 00:02:30.310 回家了~~~~~~~ 00:02:30.310 --> 00:02:33.310 才沒有 你這冒牌國家 我在這幹嘛 00:02:33.310 --> 00:02:34.400 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:36.240 我幹嘛討厭英格蘭..... 00:02:36.660 --> 00:02:38.920 *不動聲色的揍他* *9歲小孩* 00:02:38.920 --> 00:02:42.280 從20號開始 分享出去...20號?? 00:02:42.720 --> 00:02:44.640 喔所以是下周 00:02:44.980 --> 00:02:46.780 喔所以我們開始進行了 00:02:46.780 --> 00:02:49.300 喔 各位 我在發抖 00:02:49.300 --> 00:02:51.260 我在發抖 我好怕 00:02:51.260 --> 00:02:57.340 你沒有梗圖就不能活 就像我不能沒有原創內容 我們是共存的 天殺的 00:02:57.400 --> 00:02:59.780 不要再裝高尚了喔 00:02:59.780 --> 00:03:02.780 *當你注意到他的耳機線有多長* 00:03:02.780 --> 00:03:03.700 沒錯 00:03:03.700 --> 00:03:05.840 我有跟你們說過我的Razer耳機嗎 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:07.300 對 00:03:07.300 --> 00:03:11.980 它最棒的地方就是耳機線真的超靠北長 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:13.560 我可以走來走去 00:03:13.940 --> 00:03:14.720 超神 00:03:14.720 --> 00:03:16.080 我還在走喔 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:17.540 還在走 00:03:17.540 --> 00:03:20.080 看我走了多遠啊啊啊啊啊啊 00:03:20.380 --> 00:03:20.880 00:03:21.060 --> 00:03:24.300 這耳機也是399喔 謝謝大家 00:03:24.340 --> 00:03:26.640 是誰說長度不重要的？ 沒有！ 00:03:26.640 --> 00:03:27.700 iPewdy 00:03:27.700 --> 00:03:28.960 喔我看過這個 00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:29.460 00:03:29.460 --> 00:03:31.620 有人做了一個模仿icarly(一部影集)的片頭 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:32.460 00:03:32.460 --> 00:03:33.540 🎵I know🎵 00:03:33.540 --> 00:03:34.780 🎵You see 🎵 00:03:34.980 --> 00:03:37.180 🎵Somehow the world will change for me 🎵 00:03:37.200 --> 00:03:39.660 🎵And be so wonderful 🎵 00:03:39.660 --> 00:03:42.040 00:03:42.040 --> 00:03:44.040 🎵Live life, breathe air 🎵 00:03:44.500 --> 00:03:45.740 阿嘶~~~~~ 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:48.160 🎵 it's all for real 🎵 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:50.180 欸是Brad 跟Brad二號 00:03:50.180 --> 00:03:50.680 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:52.660 好像很多人都不知道 00:03:52.660 --> 00:03:54.660 Sive其實是一個人.... 00:03:54.900 --> 00:03:56.940 所以我來澄清一下 00:03:56.940 --> 00:03:58.700 Sive是Brad二號 00:03:59.060 --> 00:04:01.060 他在這 大家好 00:04:01.060 --> 00:04:02.140 給他一點掌聲吧 00:04:02.140 --> 00:04:05.440 他做的很棒 他不值得被叫做Brad二號 00:04:05.820 --> 00:04:06.940 好 結束那一part 00:04:06.940 --> 00:04:08.720 繼續前進阿 Brad二號 滾回去工作 00:04:08.860 --> 00:04:10.940 A+ FAHEDO27 00:04:10.940 --> 00:04:13.240 00:04:14.260 --> 00:04:16.220 有個G fuel在我的胃裡 00:04:16.220 --> 00:04:21.640 : 爸，為甚麼姐姐叫做蘿絲(rose)? : 因為你媽跟玫瑰一樣美麗 : 謝啦 爸爸 : 沒問題 00:04:21.820 --> 00:04:26.800 一個禮拜不發梗圖想出來的點子 這樣pewds就必須做原創影片了 00:04:26.980 --> 00:04:27.900 喔很抱歉喔 00:04:28.180 --> 00:04:30.540 笑死 喜歡一個禮拜不發梗圖的點子 00:04:30.540 --> 00:04:34.740 但卻用這個點子做成梗圖 跟你自相矛盾 真有梗 00:04:34.860 --> 00:04:39.200 哇 好清醒喔 我很驚艷呢 00:04:39.200 --> 00:04:42.420 哇 這真的超詭異又很奇怪 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:44.080 這究竟是..... 00:04:44.080 --> 00:04:45.340 這很酷 可是 ㄜㄜㄜㄜ 00:04:45.340 --> 00:04:46.620 00:04:46.620 --> 00:04:47.540 你笑 00:04:47.540 --> 00:04:48.720 你就虧損 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:49.940 00:04:49.940 --> 00:04:51.780 這很有 00:04:51.780 --> 00:04:54.820 *當你在影片裡說了一點無傷大雅的笑話* 00:04:54.820 --> 00:04:55.700 *pewds* 00:04:55.760 --> 00:04:56.900 *訂閱者* 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:58.100 *新來的* 00:04:58.400 --> 00:04:59.560 *新聞媒體* 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:01.320 完全正確 好樣的 00:05:01.320 --> 00:05:03.140 超讚的圖 00:05:03.140 --> 00:05:04.660 *尋找LWIAY素材* 00:05:04.660 --> 00:05:08.140 大家 我喜歡我們不上傳梗圖的點子 這樣........ 00:05:08.140 --> 00:05:09.040 還來啊！！！！！ 00:05:09.440 --> 00:05:11.820 為什麼全部都是這個梗啦　超怪欸 00:05:11.820 --> 00:05:13.200 我剛做了一個新梗圖 00:05:13.200 --> 00:05:14.800 希望bros會喜歡 00:05:14.860 --> 00:05:16.100 各位 我超愛 00:05:16.100 --> 00:05:17.320 00:05:17.520 --> 00:05:21.800 大家 我們一個禮拜不上傳梗圖 這樣pewds就必須做原創影片 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:24.980 這個梗真的超成功欸 00:05:25.140 --> 00:05:30.120 要塞英雄的玩家們請求 在跳下巴士前跟司機道謝 00:05:30.340 --> 00:05:32.760 對阿 為什麼不做這個 很沒禮貌欸 00:05:32.760 --> 00:05:36.340 我不懂怎麼有人想玩這個遊戲 00:05:36.340 --> 00:05:37.760 *ㄅ ㄅ* 00:05:37.760 --> 00:05:39.280 *他要說出他的第一個字了！* 00:05:39.280 --> 00:05:40.580 BUT AM I GONNA 00:05:40.580 --> 00:05:41.940 我懂了 那很讚 00:05:41.940 --> 00:05:45.980 拜託Felix 可以讓Marzia主持梗圖回顧 pew news 或 LIWAYA嗎一集就好 拜~~~~~~~~~託 00:05:46.100 --> 00:05:48.380 你們真的很想擺脫我是嗎 00:05:48.380 --> 00:05:50.220 有那種想背叛你 00:05:50.220 --> 00:05:55.600 還拼命想要其他人接管你頻道的粉絲 真的很棒 00:05:55.600 --> 00:06:00.220 很棒 我很愛 *你已經佔領這裡7年了* 00:06:00.220 --> 00:06:03.000 *有其他人能取代嗎?拜託?* 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:04.420 00:06:04.420 --> 00:06:10.200 各位午安 我是Erin Burnett 我是PEW NEW的新任主持人 00:06:10.200 --> 00:06:11.420 第一則報導 00:06:11.420 --> 00:06:13.180 Poppy Harlow到哪去了? 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:18.160 有人懷疑他時空旅行阻止這件事發生 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:19.360 吸你老母 00:06:19.540 --> 00:06:20.700 吸你老母 00:06:20.900 --> 00:06:21.940 吸你老母 00:06:22.220 --> 00:06:23.200 吸你老母 00:06:23.200 --> 00:06:25.360 00:06:25.460 --> 00:06:28.060 *最有野心的企劃之一* 00:06:28.060 --> 00:06:32.680 2009哈里發塔 2012火星探勘計畫 00:06:33.100 --> 00:06:40.140 PewDiePie's subreddit 2018 大家 我們一個禮拜不上傳梗圖 這樣pewds就必須做原創影片 00:06:40.140 --> 00:06:43.080 我們從7月20號到27號開始執行 00:06:43.080 --> 00:06:46.240 分享出去直到計畫開始 00:06:46.340 --> 00:06:47.780 讓我們把這個訊息分享出去阿 大家 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:52.620 讓大家都知道我喜翻不發梗圖的點子 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:53.540 所以PEWDS就要....... 00:06:53.540 --> 00:06:54.040 好啦 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:55.320 你們覺得我做不到嗎？？？？ 00:06:55.460 --> 00:06:56.540 如果這是個挑戰 00:06:56.780 --> 00:06:58.260 我下周就不發LIWAY 00:06:58.260 --> 00:06:58.980 我不需要這個 00:06:59.300 --> 00:07:02.740 *我需要用我的聲波造一座橋* 00:07:03.200 --> 00:07:06.000 ( 下面的橋是Pewds在直播中不小心說出N word的畫面 ) 00:07:06.860 --> 00:07:09.940 Felix Kjellberg發表了Bridge2(這裡指N WORD事件) 00:07:10.260 --> 00:07:11.040 一定很讚 00:07:11.140 --> 00:07:13.400 00:07:13.400 --> 00:07:14.620 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:18.040 以前多純真 你就講你想講的話 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:19.860 我們被9歲軍團下令 00:07:19.860 --> 00:07:25.460 20號到27號不上傳梗圖 這樣pewds就必須做原創影片 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:28.300 你們是在威脅我嗎? 9歲軍團? 00:07:28.620 --> 00:07:30.680 subreddit會決定你的命運 00:07:30.840 --> 00:07:32.680 pewds:我就是subreddit 00:07:32.840 --> 00:07:33.700 還不到時候 00:07:33.700 --> 00:07:35.520 pewds:要判變了 00:07:35.660 --> 00:07:38.540 *第二周開始講小孩的玩笑* 00:07:38.540 --> 00:07:39.040 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:40.760 00:07:40.760 --> 00:07:42.760 00:07:43.220 --> 00:07:45.980 不要以為我不敢喔 我正在盯著你們 00:07:45.980 --> 00:07:50.160 *我們必須收集他承諾過的所有事情* 我會 那太可愛了 00:07:50.520 --> 00:07:53.000 不 拜託不要 00:07:53.060 --> 00:07:56.720 我覺得自己是最糟糕youtuber 我說不會做這種事太多次了 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:57.980 我應該停止發ㄕ.... 00:07:57.980 --> 00:07:59.520 我很想阿 那超可愛 00:07:59.520 --> 00:08:01.940 我從哪拿到那些紙的 我不知道 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:03.760 瘋了 你們瘋了 00:08:03.760 --> 00:08:05.760 你們對我要求太多了 00:08:05.880 --> 00:08:08.540 好 我已經在看這些圖了 00:08:08.540 --> 00:08:10.420 已經夠困難了 好嗎 00:08:10.420 --> 00:08:11.840 地球上最長的東西 00:08:11.840 --> 00:08:13.080 長城 00:08:13.280 --> 00:08:14.120 尼羅河 00:08:14.420 --> 00:08:16.400 青島動物橋 00:08:16.760 --> 00:08:20.380 耳機線 00:08:20.380 --> 00:08:21.220 399 00:08:21.220 --> 00:08:21.720 00:08:21.720 --> 00:08:23.720 我想知道他們到底值多少 00:08:23.740 --> 00:08:26.100 99.99 00:08:26.200 --> 00:08:27.960 不錯的價格 00:08:28.340 --> 00:08:31.200 XXXTENTACION 捐贈 00:08:31.260 --> 00:08:32.300 15美金 00:08:32.300 --> 00:08:34.420 真假的 超酷 00:08:34.800 --> 00:08:37.380 我不認為他有 再說 00:08:37.380 --> 00:08:39.380 安息吧 XXX 00:08:39.560 --> 00:08:44.480 我喜歡我們一個禮拜不上傳梗圖的點子 這樣pewds就必須做原創影片 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:45.480 Pewds:ㄏㄏ 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:47.060 *翻出一張Dr.Phill牌卡* 00:08:47.060 --> 00:08:50.760 說真的 我想多做一點Dr.Phill的影片 00:08:50.760 --> 00:08:53.340 但我覺得有點太超過了 00:08:53.340 --> 00:08:56.180 他們有些人就只是失心瘋的孩子 00:08:56.180 --> 00:08:58.340 而我只是取笑他們 00:08:58.340 --> 00:08:59.500 只做一陣子的話會很好玩 00:08:59.500 --> 00:09:03.500 但如果把它變成一個主題 我只會讓自己看起來像白癡 00:09:03.820 --> 00:09:06.220 來嘛 來嘛 來嘛 00:09:06.220 --> 00:09:06.720 00:09:06.720 --> 00:09:08.500 你做得~~到~~~ 00:09:08.500 --> 00:09:10.620 *這就是住在同一間房子的樣子* 00:09:10.620 --> 00:09:11.340 00:09:11.340 --> 00:09:13.860 Marzia : 這就是它的全尺寸 所以你有很多種商品 00:09:13.860 --> 00:09:16.620 我第一次用這個時候 我以為 00:09:16.620 --> 00:09:18.620 它會聞起來像夏天 00:09:18.620 --> 00:09:20.920 但它是海菜 很明顯 00:09:20.940 --> 00:09:23.700 但它的味道就是很清新 00:09:24.400 --> 00:09:25.180 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:27.560 這很讚喔 Dr_Sandvich 00:09:27.680 --> 00:09:30.420 *我們被證實了是史上最蠢公民* 00:09:30.420 --> 00:09:34.420 *人們忙著捐錢給Kylie jenner 好讓她成為世上最年輕的女性億萬富翁* 00:09:34.440 --> 00:09:38.420 喔對 因為她身價值9億美金還是啥的 00:09:38.420 --> 00:09:42.140 好讓她成為世上最年輕的女性億萬富翁* 00:09:42.220 --> 00:09:45.320 怎麼會 她怎麼能這麼有錢? 我不懂 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:46.180 *女友* 00:09:46.180 --> 00:09:47.400 *沒有女友* 00:09:47.680 --> 00:09:48.760 *女友是Marzia* 00:09:48.880 --> 00:09:50.320 我沒說這是真的喔 00:09:50.380 --> 00:09:51.840 但 看看我的皮夾 00:09:52.500 --> 00:09:53.400 00:09:54.900 --> 00:09:55.480 00:09:55.680 --> 00:09:56.180 00:09:57.020 --> 00:10:00.580 我需要對這個梗圖做一集回顧 我覺得時候到了 00:10:00.580 --> 00:10:03.420 我覺得時候到了 00:10:03.420 --> 00:10:06.520 它甚麼敘述都不需要 00:10:06.520 --> 00:10:07.720 00:10:07.900 --> 00:10:10.400 這像你把我搞丟之後 00:10:10.400 --> 00:10:11.220 00:10:11.700 --> 00:10:12.220 00:10:12.900 --> 00:10:13.420 00:10:13.500 --> 00:10:14.360 我讀到一個留言 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:15.620 她的左手再幹嘛？？？？ 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:16.580 hmmmmm 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:17.760 讚啦 00:10:17.880 --> 00:10:20.560 感謝過公車司機後的pewdiepie 00:10:20.820 --> 00:10:21.320 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:21.820 00:10:21.900 --> 00:10:24.040 這男的會痛扁你的公車司機 00:10:24.040 --> 00:10:25.080 怎樣? 00:10:25.080 --> 00:10:25.800 00:10:25.800 --> 00:10:28.840 大家 我喜歡我們不上傳梗圖的點子.. 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:30.840 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:31.500 00:10:31.620 --> 00:10:34.020 超困惑 為什麼這會變成一個梗 00:10:34.220 --> 00:10:38.160 : 先生 你從2013年開始就一直昏迷 現在已經是2018了 00:10:38.380 --> 00:10:43.620 : 喔天啊 我等不及看我最愛的youtuber pewdiepie玩遊戲了 00:10:43.800 --> 00:10:47.540 好 啦 我會玩 好嗎 我會玩beyond 或 誰管它叫甚麼(底特津:變人) 00:10:47.680 --> 00:10:49.120 超智障的名字 00:10:49.260 --> 00:10:52.440 Elon Musk展示超迴路列車的設計圖 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:53.660 恩亨 酷喔 00:10:53.660 --> 00:10:56.080 好了 這就是這周的LIWAY 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:57.840 還有下周的也是 沒 錯 啦 00:10:57.940 --> 00:11:01.480 感謝觀賞 喜歡就按個讚 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:05.920 如果你還沒訂閱的話就訂閱 然後上傳梗圖到我的subreddit 00:11:05.920 --> 00:11:07.920 加入這個社群 玩得爽一點 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:10.440 我們下周不見 00:11:10.580 --> 00:11:11.320 再見 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:13.100 不給你們兄弟拳 00:11:13.100 --> 00:11:16.780 算了吧 我知道你們是為了片尾影片來的 00:11:16.780 --> 00:11:18.780 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:19.820 00:11:21.320 --> 00:11:22.480 00:12:27.100 --> 00:12:29.100