WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.700 *UH YAHSYDHAYDG* (what I say will be in brackets) 00:00:00.700 --> 00:00:02.140 Subtitles after ad 00:00:02.140 --> 00:00:04.460 It's time for me to flex on you kids 00:00:04.740 --> 00:00:07.680 I got a brand new Origin PC 00:00:07.880 --> 00:00:09.820 I have no idea what's inside it, 00:00:09.820 --> 00:00:13.640 but based on the gamer lights aesthetic, I can tell it's pretty damn powerful 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:14.500 ha-tat-tat-ta (I have no idea what he is doing... but i think he means "stop/wait") 00:00:14.500 --> 00:00:15.000 Look at this. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.940 *Shilling Intensifies...ALOT* 00:00:16.940 --> 00:00:19.400 How is this not the greatest computer ever made? 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:21.640 With this, I can finally destroy T-Series(More like L-series) 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:23.260 But this is not just it... 00:00:25.740 --> 00:00:28.160 You guys can win one of these as well :O 00:00:35.400 --> 00:00:37.400 and you can customize your case as well 00:00:37.400 --> 00:00:39.900 if the Brofist aesthetic isn't your taste 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:40.840 I respect it 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:42.720 even though you're 100% wrong 00:00:42.720 --> 00:00:44.640 This model is called the Neuron 00:00:45.060 --> 00:00:47.880 Origin PC is the only custom PC company 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:50.720 to have their own line of exclusive desktop cases 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:52.280 like this Neuron case 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:54.500 Because these cases have magnetic feet so.. 00:00:54.620 --> 00:00:56.080 Just like my Chronos 00:00:56.080 --> 00:00:57.860 You can lay it horizontally 00:00:57.860 --> 00:00:58.720 or vertically 00:00:58.760 --> 00:01:00.160 So it can do this (ancient gaming chair joke inbound) 00:01:00.500 --> 00:01:01.000 and 00:01:01.340 --> 00:01:02.300 it can do this (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:03.700 *WOAH* 00:01:03.820 --> 00:01:10.680 It has an Intel Core i9-9900K 8-Core 3.60 GHz 5.00 Max Turbo *WOAH*(again) 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:17.060 and a Single 11Gb NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2080 Ti Founder's Edition 00:01:17.080 --> 00:01:18.140 That's right 00:01:18.320 --> 00:01:25.960 *Just read the text on the screen dammit* (CC person 2 here, I agree with CC person 1) (CC person 3 here, i agree with CC person 2.)(CC person 4 here subscribe to pewdiepie)(CC person 5 here unsub from T-Series) 00:01:25.960 --> 00:01:27.980 I don't know what any of this means, (it means fire and half of the framerate with RTX) 00:01:28.420 --> 00:01:29.880 but I 100% need it 00:01:29.880 --> 00:01:31.420 So I can record myself 00:01:31.420 --> 00:01:32.560 Watching memes 00:01:32.960 --> 00:01:34.700 Origin PC also comes with 00:01:34.700 --> 00:01:38.760 24/7, 365 day a year Lifetime Tech Support 00:01:38.780 --> 00:01:41.060 For free on all of their PC's (will be needed for that RTX fire) 00:01:41.520 --> 00:01:43.480 Right now they have a black Friday sale 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:44.820 and cyber Monday sale 00:01:45.080 --> 00:01:47.980 Where you can get up to $850 in value 00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:49.540 Right now they have offers like: 00:01:49.580 --> 00:01:54.600 An Origin gaming laptop starting at $1,299 (USD) with free ground shipping 00:01:54.860 --> 00:01:55.820 And much more 00:01:55.820 --> 00:01:56.620 Check it out! 00:01:57.100 --> 00:01:59.140 Thank you Origin for sponsoring this video 00:01:59.140 --> 00:02:01.480 and thank you for this amazing computer [END OF AD SEGMENT] (pewds needs the damn money, Youtube ads are filled with tik tok and T Garbage okay?) 00:02:01.740 --> 00:02:02.800 Well, let's just jump into it 00:02:02.800 --> 00:02:03.740 Let's get on with the video 00:02:03.940 --> 00:02:06.480 In my battle against T-Series 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:10.260 Two of my fellow closest Youtube brethren 00:02:10.260 --> 00:02:11.240 Jacksepticeye (Jackspedicey) 00:02:11.300 --> 00:02:12.240 Markiplier (red Pewdiepie) 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:13.880 have remained silent *minecraft_oof.wav* 00:02:14.500 --> 00:02:17.800 So, therefore, I have picked two new friends to help me out! 00:02:18.320 --> 00:02:18.860 Hello! 00:02:18.880 --> 00:02:19.440 Welcome! 00:02:19.440 --> 00:02:20.160 that's right 00:02:21.020 --> 00:02:22.300 I totally didn't pay you guys 00:02:22.300 --> 00:02:23.220 *Everyone Laughs* 00:02:23.540 --> 00:02:24.700 Welcome PewDiePie clone 00:02:24.700 --> 00:02:26.340 (Roomie) (AKA Swedish Chris Pine) 00:02:26.340 --> 00:02:27.020 Thats me 00:02:27.700 --> 00:02:28.960 And male feminist 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:29.460 (Boyinaband) 00:02:29.460 --> 00:02:30.480 *everyone laughs* 00:02:30.920 --> 00:02:32.580 Ok, this is Joel (right) and Dave (left) 00:02:32.980 --> 00:02:33.480 Both: Hi 00:02:33.480 --> 00:02:34.540 And we're gonna 00:02:34.540 --> 00:02:35.520 We're gonna review some 00:02:35.620 --> 00:02:36.720 reddit stuff 00:02:39.600 --> 00:02:40.880 *Everyone Laughs* 00:02:40.880 --> 00:02:42.000 Dave: I'm not used to this at all 00:02:42.060 --> 00:02:43.180 So sorry 00:02:43.180 --> 00:02:44.740 Pewds: Can you feel the cringe? 00:02:44.740 --> 00:02:46.740 Why do I look so goddamn short? 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:48.420 What is this? 00:02:48.420 --> 00:02:49.760 Everyone keeps saying I'm short 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:51.220 but this is not true (lies) 00:02:51.220 --> 00:02:53.260 Dave: Yeah, if you want to make Felix feel really uncomfortable 00:02:53.260 --> 00:02:54.320 Point it out 00:02:54.320 --> 00:02:55.440 Pewds: *Laughs* 00:02:55.440 --> 00:02:57.720 Joel: You should see the shoes Felix wears everyday 00:02:57.740 --> 00:02:58.940 They're like this big 00:02:58.940 --> 00:03:00.220 Dave: Proper platforms 00:03:00.220 --> 00:03:01.100 Pewds: They're not that big 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:01.920 *Everyone laughs* 00:03:01.920 --> 00:03:03.980 We're- You're here for Reddit and nothing else 00:03:03.980 --> 00:03:04.980 Joel: Yea quit your bulls**t 00:03:04.980 --> 00:03:06.280 Pewds: Yea, spoilers! 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:08.540 We're reviewing the LWIAY subreddit 00:03:08.620 --> 00:03:11.500 *Awkward silence* 00:03:11.500 --> 00:03:13.380 Just kidding, we're doing quit your bulls**t 00:03:13.380 --> 00:03:15.460 Dave: Is it Brad or Sive editing this? 00:03:15.460 --> 00:03:16.540 Pewds: Uh, I don't know 00:03:16.540 --> 00:03:17.100 Dave: Ok 00:03:17.100 --> 00:03:17.800 Pewds: Why? 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:20.860 Dave: They're gonna have to censor out the word every time 00:03:20.860 --> 00:03:23.220 We're gonna have to come up with something other than- 00:03:23.220 --> 00:03:24.220 Pewds: No they'll censor it 00:03:24.220 --> 00:03:25.720 *Everyone Laughs* 00:03:26.900 --> 00:03:28.200 Don't try to make it easier for them 00:03:28.200 --> 00:03:28.880 What are you doing? 00:03:29.200 --> 00:03:30.000 Dave: Sorry 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:30.860 Hey! Look, guys 00:03:30.860 --> 00:03:32.180 Look what it says 00:03:32.180 --> 00:03:33.400 look what it is 00:03:33.420 --> 00:03:35.000 look Swedish boys (It's actually the Dover boys) 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:37.160 Pewds: This is a very important quit your bulls**t for me (D e m o n i t i z e d) 00:03:37.160 --> 00:03:38.760 and, for you as well I assume 00:03:38.760 --> 00:03:40.220 Joel: *I genuinely have no idea what he just said* (CC Person 2 here: this is Swedish) (CC Person 4 here: He just said ''I love IKEA'' in Swedish. ) 00:03:40.220 --> 00:03:41.220 *chuckles* Me too 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:47.900 *Pewds is reading the text above the image* 00:03:48.380 --> 00:03:52.380 *Dave reading the comment* 00:03:53.460 --> 00:03:53.960 Why? (Cause.....'Merica.....F' yeah?) 00:03:54.300 --> 00:04:00.760 *Joel is reading IKEA's response* (Rule 1: never respond to internet comments) 00:04:11.720 --> 00:04:13.400 Pewds: I have no idea what's happening 00:04:14.640 --> 00:04:21.860 Dave: Like, the United States clearly has a code that shows the specific height at which their flag should be shown in comparison to other flags 00:04:21.880 --> 00:04:25.580 and IKEA happened to be able to reel it off immediately. 00:04:25.580 --> 00:04:26.460 ...That's... 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:28.860 Dave: That's pretty good Pewds: Quit your bulls**t IKEA 00:04:28.860 --> 00:04:30.080 I mean- uh- United States ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ 00:04:30.080 --> 00:04:31.440 Dave: *reads title* Delivering the twist ending 00:04:31.440 --> 00:04:39.380 *Pewds reading tweet* 00:04:39.400 --> 00:04:44.380 *Dave reading other tweet* 00:04:44.380 --> 00:04:45.880 Pewds: Why would they post that? 00:04:45.880 --> 00:04:47.060 Dave: Right! How does that even happen? 00:04:47.060 --> 00:04:48.800 Pewds: How do you get that wrong? 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:49.900 Dave: *quietly* Who's John Carpenter (Blasphemy!) 00:04:49.900 --> 00:04:51.880 Pewds: He's a legendary horror movie maker 00:04:51.880 --> 00:04:52.420 Pewds: uhhhhh 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:52.980 Dave: *reading Wikipedia entry* Halloween 00:04:52.980 --> 00:04:56.900 Pewds: Did he do Halloween? The Thing. Halloween. Yeah, The Fog. Yeah, yeah. 00:04:58.020 --> 00:05:00.000 Pewds: Its got 70 thousand up votes it has to be good 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:01.840 Dave: *quietly* That's how Reddit works 00:05:01.980 --> 00:05:03.840 Pewds: That's how Reddit works *laughs* 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:14.640 Joel: *reads comment displayed above* 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:18.260 Joel: that's good should I do it again? 00:05:18.260 --> 00:05:19.500 Pewds: That's how it was written out 00:05:19.640 --> 00:05:20.900 Dave: Yeah it was Joel: Yeah 00:05:20.920 --> 00:05:22.040 Joel: Should I do that again, maybe? 00:05:22.040 --> 00:05:24.440 Pewds: nah it was perfect, we don't do other takes here *everyone laughs* 00:05:25.540 --> 00:05:31.820 Dave: *reads comment displayed above* 00:05:36.800 --> 00:05:38.480 *everyone laughs* 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:41.000 Pewds: you're just a hater quit your bullsh** 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:42.920 Dave: "Your phone is now hacked" (CC person 3: Alright.....no one translated the whole thing so....) 00:05:42.960 --> 00:05:52.560 *Dave reads the text above* 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:54.180 Joel: "What kind of phone am I on, what OS?" 00:05:54.180 --> 00:05:56.640 Dave: "You have 30 seconds to send them before I destroy it" 00:05:56.640 --> 00:05:57.140 Joel: "You didn't answer my que-" 00:05:57.140 --> 00:05:58.140 Dave: "I don't need to" 00:05:58.160 --> 00:05:59.800 *Everyone laughs* 00:05:59.800 --> 00:06:00.640 Joel: "it's been more than 30 sec- 00:06:00.660 --> 00:06:02.120 Dave: "Yup it's getting destroyed" 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:03.080 Joel: "You didn't really plan ahea- 00:06:03.080 --> 00:06:05.080 Dave: "Yes, I just destroy it, you think I can't?" 00:06:05.080 --> 00:06:06.960 Joel: "I'm still waiting on that"... 00:06:06.960 --> 00:06:09.020 "Look I'm gonna go get some lunch, you have fun with hacking my ph-" 00:06:09.020 --> 00:06:11.020 Dave: "Just copying all your content from it first" 00:06:11.300 --> 00:06:12.200 Joel: "Ok sure"... 00:06:12.200 --> 00:06:13.200 "You done yet?"... 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:17.780 "I mean it can't take that long, I only have like 4 pictures on my phone and they're all of pigeons" 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:18.680 Pewds: What the F*** 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:19.180 Dave: What? 00:06:19.180 --> 00:06:20.600 Pewds: I wanna see the pigeons... 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:22.360 Have you guys ever gotten anyone like that? 00:06:22.460 --> 00:06:26.060 Dave: Uhhh... I don't think I've had anyone claiming to hack my phone through a DM 00:06:26.100 --> 00:06:28.020 Joel: I think- I think I've been that guy. 00:06:28.020 --> 00:06:29.180 Pewds: What? Dave: What? 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:30.180 Joel: Like, as a meme I thought it was funny 00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:31.780 Joel: Like, when facebook was new, 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:35.700 You'd like, DM people and be like "it's not me, it's someone else". 00:06:35.840 --> 00:06:36.820 Dave: You'd do that?! 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:38.820 Pewds: You were an epic troll dude. 00:06:39.100 --> 00:06:40.840 *Everyone laughs* 00:06:40.840 --> 00:06:43.400 Joel: Have you told your story on your channel about when you used to steal sh*t? 00:06:43.740 --> 00:06:44.700 Joel: You have, right? 00:06:44.780 --> 00:06:45.440 Pewds: Next! 00:06:45.560 --> 00:06:46.840 *Everyone laughs* 00:06:47.180 --> 00:07:04.040 *Pewds is reading the text above.* 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:08.700 *Joel is reading the comment* 00:07:08.700 --> 00:07:12.040 *Joel continues reading* "when I said hi to you at the carnival. Good times. lol. 00:07:12.580 --> 00:07:14.320 Dave:That "lol" is spectacular 00:07:14.960 --> 00:07:16.960 Pewds:"fat little F****** B**** 00:07:16.960 --> 00:07:18.960 *more giggles* 00:07:19.160 --> 00:07:20.660 What happened at the carnival? 00:07:20.740 --> 00:07:23.020 Dave: Which of those is the most offensive? 00:07:23.420 --> 00:07:23.920 Like... 00:07:24.020 --> 00:07:24.520 Pewds: "little" 00:07:24.520 --> 00:07:26.900 Dave: The little, I think, is what hits me the most... 00:07:26.900 --> 00:07:28.900 Pewds: You Just gotta spread positivity... 00:07:28.900 --> 00:07:32.500 Dave: Also... *reads the comment from "when"* 00:07:32.860 --> 00:07:34.620 Pewds: "Hey! How are you doing?" |･ω･)ﾉ 00:07:34.620 --> 00:07:36.620 "L I T T L E F * * * * * B * * * *" |ʘ‿ʘ)ﾉ 00:07:36.960 --> 00:07:38.880 You can't....You can't say that word... 00:07:38.960 --> 00:07:40.960 Dave: I thought that you said they (Brad and Brad 2) were gonna blur-blur- *quietly, with confusion* blur it? 00:07:40.960 --> 00:07:41.940 (CC person 3. out....maybe someone will continue translating that.) (CC person 5, *thumbs up*) 00:07:41.960 --> 00:07:42.760 *giggles* They're gonna blur the word? 00:07:42.760 --> 00:07:45.280 Pewds: Are you tryna make it harder for my poor hardworking employees?! 00:07:45.280 --> 00:07:46.160 *maniacal laughter ensues* 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:47.480 Joel: Hey, turn this around (???) 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:47.980 Pewds: OK, so... 00:07:48.160 --> 00:08:06.620 *Pewds is reading the text above* 00:08:10.660 --> 00:08:24.420 *Dave sighs then reads the text* 00:08:26.740 --> 00:08:27.720 Pewds: Jesus Christ 00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:29.640 Joel: This is the wordiest thing ever 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:31.060 Pewds: But, I do think it's interesting though, like- 00:08:31.060 --> 00:08:33.840 Dave: Yeah, yeah. I- I love when people just pull that kind of thing out 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:35.840 NASA is not that stupid 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:36.600 Pewds: Right 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:38.000 Dave: It's freaken NASA 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:40.340 There's been several studies that show that NASA 00:08:40.340 --> 00:08:42.720 has made way more money than was invested into it 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:44.720 Pewds: Really? Dave: From all the things that have been invented from it 00:08:45.100 --> 00:08:46.720 Dave: *enthusiastically* Baby formula came from NASA 00:08:47.060 --> 00:08:48.260 Pewds: What's baby formula? 00:08:48.260 --> 00:08:49.860 Dave: *incredulously* The stuff that they give to babies... 00:08:49.860 --> 00:08:51.780 Pewds: Why are they showing me a computer mouse? (instead of a picture of baby formula) 00:08:51.800 --> 00:08:53.540 Dave: *giggles* I don't know 00:08:53.540 --> 00:08:54.760 Pewds: Oh, that's number two... Dave: Oh, okay 00:08:54.760 --> 00:08:56.760 Pewds: They invented the compu-(ter mouse)??? Dave: Oh, right 00:08:56.760 --> 00:08:57.520 Pewds: What?? 00:08:57.520 --> 00:08:58.380 Joel: That's dope 00:08:58.380 --> 00:08:59.340 Dave: So NASA made the mouse? 00:08:59.340 --> 00:09:01.080 Pewds: *loudly* OHMAGAWD the shoes you're wearing! 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:03.540 Joel: OH MY- my comfortable running shoes! *Everyone Laughs* 00:09:03.540 --> 00:09:05.380 Pewds: Thanks NASA! 00:09:05.380 --> 00:09:06.800 Dave: *mimics Pewds* Thanks NASA! 00:09:06.800 --> 00:09:08.660 Pewds: Your comfortable running shoes 00:09:09.220 --> 00:09:10.620 Dave: Cell phone cameras 00:09:10.620 --> 00:09:11.680 Pewds: Okay that's pretty epic... 00:09:11.680 --> 00:09:13.500 I don't know if I'm thankful for that, actually 00:09:13.500 --> 00:09:16.760 Dave: *does a big chuckle* Yeah NASA invented selfies, cheers 00:09:16.760 --> 00:09:19.580 Pewds: Safer highways!? There's no way NASA did that, right- quit your bull**it 00:09:19.620 --> 00:09:21.220 *Everyone gives Pewds a pity laugh for the callback* 00:09:21.220 --> 00:09:22.720 Joel: *menacingly* QUIT YOUR BULL**IT 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:24.680 Dave: Oh, we've got a nice little "Musk" one here 00:09:24.680 --> 00:09:25.980 Pewds: Alright... Musky one... 00:09:25.980 --> 00:09:27.340 Dave: You can play Elon Musk 00:09:27.340 --> 00:09:28.180 Pewds: Okay, thank you 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:32.160 *Dave reads the headline* 00:09:32.920 --> 00:09:34.640 Pewds: WOW, this is false 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:37.280 Dave: *sniff* that's so on the nose 00:09:37.280 --> 00:09:38.920 Pewds: Complex, what are you doin'? 00:09:38.920 --> 00:09:43.940 *pewds reads the text the cursor is hovering over 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:46.900 *sharp inhale* Yeah I don't do that... 00:09:46.900 --> 00:09:49.200 *the gang has a hefty chuckle over that joke* 00:09:49.560 --> 00:09:54.300 *Joel reads the Reddit entry* 00:10:02.780 --> 00:10:04.140 Pewds: Ask me anything... 00:10:04.140 --> 00:10:09.360 *Dave reads the first reply on the thread* 00:10:15.460 --> 00:10:18.380 *Pewds reads the second reply* 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:28.180 What a savage mom, Rory's mom, like imagine being called out like that 00:10:28.180 --> 00:10:30.180 Joel: Yeah Dave: Do ya reckon he just did that intentionally 00:10:30.180 --> 00:10:32.180 Joel: Yeah Dave: To make a meme out of himself 00:10:32.180 --> 00:10:34.820 Detective Joel: How would the mom, like, see that immediately and then, like... 00:10:34.820 --> 00:10:36.360 Pewds: Yeah, I don't see... Joel: Yeah 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:37.880 Dave: Quit your bull**it, "r/quityourbull**it" 00:10:37.880 --> 00:10:39.640 Joel: Yeah Pewds: *chuckles* 00:10:39.640 --> 00:10:42.820 *Pewds reads the Twitter post* 00:10:43.060 --> 00:10:45.060 *Dave reads the reply* 00:10:46.820 --> 00:10:47.940 *another hefty chuckle emanates from everyone* 00:10:47.940 --> 00:10:49.460 Pewds: JUST GO 00:10:49.460 --> 00:10:51.320 Dave: Augh, that's something that really bothers me 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:55.740 The whole, "I need an excuse to post this selfie that makes me seem like I'm a victim" 00:10:56.220 --> 00:10:58.580 Pewds: Do you guys remember when selfies were frowned upon? 00:10:58.580 --> 00:10:59.960 *chuckles all around* 00:10:59.960 --> 00:11:00.560 Do you remember? 00:11:00.560 --> 00:11:02.800 Dave: *backwoods grandpa voice* Back in the day, when I was a ki-(trails off indecipherably) 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:06.320 Joel: Do you remember when uploading videos was frowned upon? 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:08.160 Pewds: Oh that was weird yeah... Joel: Like, anything weird with your friends 00:11:08.160 --> 00:11:09.920 Like, that was like when, I think, you and I started 00:11:09.920 --> 00:11:10.700 Pewds: Yeah 00:11:10.700 --> 00:11:11.760 Dave: Really? Joel: It was like- (new thought) and now like, 00:11:11.760 --> 00:11:15.000 I see all my friends like, uploading like, all this sh*t to like, Facebook and Instagram and stuff 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:16.400 It's like everyone is doing it 00:11:16.400 --> 00:11:17.500 Pewds: Yeah Joel: It's like, weird how it became so mainstream 00:11:17.500 --> 00:11:19.220 Pewds: We fought through the stigma 00:11:19.220 --> 00:11:21.060 *this garners a big chuckle from Dave* Joel: YAASs Pewds: And here we are 00:11:21.060 --> 00:11:22.920 Pewds: Two empowered Swedish boys 00:11:22.920 --> 00:11:24.080 Joel: Yee (???) 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:25.580 Dave: *with aversion* Oh my GOd... 00:11:25.580 --> 00:11:34.520 *Joel reads the begnning of the Reddit thread in a Swedish accent(?)* 00:11:38.260 --> 00:11:39.240 Dave: That's crazy... 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:40.060 Pewds: *continues in Swedish accent, annunciating* Dam-neh... 00:11:40.060 --> 00:11:42.620 *huge outburst of laughter especially from Joel* 00:11:42.620 --> 00:11:43.440 *throat squeaking* 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:45.440 Pewds: *continuing* glad you're NOT still here OP. (contrary to the text on screen) 00:11:45.560 --> 00:11:46.920 Dave: Clearly, glad you're STILL here... 00:11:46.920 --> 00:11:48.460 Joel: Yeah Pewds: OH, glad you're- *uproarious laughter* 00:11:48.460 --> 00:11:50.340 Joel: Glad you're dead OP!!! Pewds: I can't read... 00:11:50.340 --> 00:11:51.940 Dave: Is that what Swedish people are like??? 00:11:51.940 --> 00:11:53.880 Pewds: You- Dave: I'm glad you're dead!! 00:11:53.880 --> 00:11:55.060 *big laffs from the crew* 00:11:55.060 --> 00:11:56.840 Pewds: Yeah! *laffs continue* *inhale* 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:58.640 *Pewds corrects himself and reads the reply flawlessly* 00:11:58.640 --> 00:12:00.640 *Dave reads next reply* 00:12:00.640 --> 00:12:04.640 *Joel reads the following reply* 00:12:06.660 --> 00:12:09.020 *Dave begins reading the next reply* 00:12:10.800 --> 00:12:13.700 *Pewds reads the next reply in a weird Swedish accent* 00:12:15.260 --> 00:12:16.720 *chuckles and inhales* 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:20.360 *Dave reads this next reply like a rad surfer dude* 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:24.600 Pewds: Yeah, quit your bull**it, man 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:25.820 Joel: *thique Swedish accent* Quit your bull**it 00:12:25.820 --> 00:12:29.940 *Pewds and Joel saying "quit your bull**it" with varying degrees of Swedish and English* 00:12:29.940 --> 00:12:32.940 Pewds: Okay, this is a review from "Crepes And Cones" 00:12:32.940 --> 00:12:34.740 Dave: Okay what kind of voice do you think... 00:12:34.740 --> 00:12:37.360 This would be like... Pewds: The voice of someone ordering a waffle 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:38.720 *Dave proceeds to begin reading the review as if there is something lodged in his throat* 00:12:38.720 --> 00:12:40.720 *everyone does a quick giggle* 00:12:40.720 --> 00:12:43.900 *Dave restarts reading the review with the same funny voice* 00:12:46.540 --> 00:12:48.540 *Pewds and Joel giggle about how Dave reads the word "shocking"* 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:58.700 *Joel starts reading the owner's response in the same voice that Dave was using to read the review* 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:04.440 Pewds: Why would you write that? 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:06.300 Dave: Maybe it's just someone who hates that person 00:13:06.300 --> 00:13:07.640 Pewds: Do you guys ever write reviews... *he trails off at the end* 00:13:07.640 --> 00:13:10.260 Dave: Oh right! Maybe we can check out some of your reviews! 00:13:10.260 --> 00:13:11.600 Joel: OOHHHHHH YES *clap* 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:14.280 Dave: Yeah Felix (Pewds) is a guy who actually writes reviews for things 00:13:14.280 --> 00:13:15.860 Pewds: I dunno why you guys think that's so weird! 00:13:15.860 --> 00:13:18.380 Joel: It's hilarious Dave: I don't know anyone else who writes reviews 00:13:18.380 --> 00:13:23.660 Pewds: I'm doing them a favour! Dave: I know! Joel: It's just that, like, you're public like, you're like, it's just, you're like a public online person 00:13:23.660 --> 00:13:25.480 And you're doing reviews in your own name 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:27.060 And like, it's really funny 00:13:27.060 --> 00:13:30.160 "Felix Kjellberg thinks the pizza here is alright!" 00:13:30.160 --> 00:13:32.160 *everyone has a chuckle* 00:13:32.280 --> 00:13:33.740 Dave: It was harsh, some of it 00:13:33.740 --> 00:13:34.840 Joel: Oh yeah, some of it was really mean 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:36.460 Pewds: If they're sh*t they need to know! 00:13:36.460 --> 00:13:37.780 How can they improve 00:13:37.780 --> 00:13:42.180 *Dave reads this Pewds-Review* 00:13:42.180 --> 00:13:44.120 Joel: That's so funny Dave: Jesus 00:13:44.120 --> 00:13:47.520 What made you so angry at this place that that was your 00:13:47.520 --> 00:13:48.440 *pause* 00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:50.040 Pewds: hmm 00:13:50.040 --> 00:13:51.500 They were actually lovely in there! 00:13:51.500 --> 00:13:53.140 Dave: *chokes* Pewds: To be frank (?) 00:13:53.140 --> 00:13:54.160 Dave: But that's- that's lovely?? 00:13:54.160 --> 00:13:56.100 Pewds: I- I almost, I almost wrote like 00:13:56.100 --> 00:13:57.320 "but the staff was good" 00:13:57.320 --> 00:13:59.040 but, I was like, eh, you know what... 00:13:59.040 --> 00:14:00.540 Dave: You reviewed Nando's?! 00:14:00.540 --> 00:14:02.760 Joel: AHhhh-ha-ha Dave: People don't know what Nando's is? 00:14:02.760 --> 00:14:04.260 Pewds: They need my review! 00:14:04.260 --> 00:14:09.360 The people need- Dave: The small up-and-coming business Nando's needs the endorsement of Pewdiepie™ Joel: That's hilarious 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:13.560 To get by- Pewds: Hey I got free food at Nando's once... because of it... 00:14:13.560 --> 00:14:18.820 Pewds: Hey another waffle one *reads the tweet* 00:14:23.420 --> 00:14:25.020 *Joel reads Waffle House's reply* 00:14:25.020 --> 00:14:27.340 Pewds: DAMMNN x2 00:14:27.340 --> 00:14:31.080 *chorus of weird noises from everyone, "AGH" "OH" "DAMN" "AH"* 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:33.040 Pewds: Waffle House go away! Oh! (lol) 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:36.140 Okay, hope you enjoyed this Reddit video, 00:14:36.140 --> 00:14:39.400 Check out Joel (RoomieOfficial) and Dave's (Boyinaband) channel, link in description! 00:14:39.400 --> 00:14:42.020 They make videos once every, while... 00:14:42.020 --> 00:14:43.440 Dave: heh, it's been like four months... 00:14:43.440 --> 00:14:45.240 Joel: I have a video out today! 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:45.760 Dave: Oh? 00:14:45.760 --> 00:14:46.480 Joel: Yeah. 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:48.200 Pewds: Check out the "daily" video 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:49.920 *some chuckles from everyone present* 00:14:49.920 --> 00:14:51.920 Joel: It's been two months, but I really(?) did it today 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:54.140 Pewds: And that's it. Goodbye. 00:14:56.720 --> 00:14:58.200 Alright, Dave, you can leave now 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:01.600 Joel: Do you wanna get waffles? 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:03.600 Pewds: Later, yeah let's get some waffles, yeah, sounds good. 00:15:03.600 --> 00:15:04.100 subtitles by spider sim....ok bye :D 00:15:04.100 --> 00:15:04.600