WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:06.740 --> 00:00:08.000 OOOOOOH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:00:08.540 --> 00:00:09.280 YEEEEEEEEEEES! 00:00:15.260 --> 00:00:18.160 (pewds panting) yes yes yes best game! 00:00:18.180 --> 00:00:20.380 Finally, a good game! 00:00:21.460 --> 00:00:23.460 Screw you - 00:00:23.470 --> 00:00:24.920 Mass Effect Andromeda! 00:00:24.920 --> 00:00:27.660 Here we go. Here we go everyone. I hope you're ready 00:00:31.740 --> 00:00:37.120 What the fuck is this? Why does this game seem like uh, Dead or alive? 00:00:37.220 --> 00:00:43.960 ok let's play the actual game and see what this game is all about. I know what you're thinking: "Oh, it's another boob game haha"...no. 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.340 No! 00:00:47.620 --> 00:00:52.980 It's not, it's way more, and if you say that I find that statement to be quite ignorant . 00:00:53.040 --> 00:00:54.280 What is this an anime? 00:00:54.280 --> 00:00:57.200 What is it shit? I don't watch a-ni-me! 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:59.020 uugh disgusting! 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.280 This is why i voted trump, to not see this gay shit. what the f- 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:04.220 What is this? 00:01:04.500 --> 00:01:06.500 They're putting flowers on the grave. 00:01:10.620 --> 00:01:13.280 Are they going to get naked soon, do you think? 00:01:18.460 --> 00:01:22.160 Yes, YES, YEEEES! 00:01:22.220 --> 00:01:22.980 hahAH 00:01:23.100 --> 00:01:28.720 You can't go from funeral to ass. What is happening? Whoa-aoh! 00:01:23.110 --> 00:01:28.739 You can't go from funeral to ass. What is happening? Whoa, whoa? 00:01:30.040 --> 00:01:36.839 God bless. God bless. God bless. if this was just the intro can you even imagine the gameplay? 00:01:37.900 --> 00:01:39.900 my God 00:01:40.960 --> 00:01:46.900 It reminds me of when naruto and sasuke or fighting of this over the waterfall I 00:01:41.020 --> 00:01:46.960 This reminds me of uh when naruto and sasuke were fighting over the- over the waterfall 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:56.000 I never understand how they can make those sounds with 00:01:56.000 --> 00:02:03.180 *Japanese gibberish* 00:02:03.660 --> 00:02:03.700 How is that racist for me to do call me a dumb bitch? 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:05.800 How?! is that racist for me to do? 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:07.080 Call me a dumb bitch, 00:02:07.080 --> 00:02:10.680 What do the call a female swine, A sow, Call me that. 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:12.320 The writing.. 00:02:12.760 --> 00:02:14.360 It's so beautiful 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:16.800 It's unlike anything I have ever read. 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:18.020 I'm ready to fight - 00:02:18.020 --> 00:02:21.240 Hey, you, you picked a fight with wrong YouTuber. 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:22.340 Imma getcha. And just imagine giant metal in here 00:02:22.340 --> 00:02:24.340 And just imagine giant medals here 00:02:24.440 --> 00:02:26.160 That's right, I'm gonna getcha 00:02:26.160 --> 00:02:27.580 God fucking dammit 00:02:29.480 --> 00:02:31.480 She has a shotgun 00:02:34.100 --> 00:02:37.260 What is this, what? How did we get from that to this? 00:02:37.860 --> 00:02:39.080 What is this gun? 00:02:42.020 --> 00:02:44.020 Stop calling her a bitch 00:02:44.220 --> 00:02:46.320 Look at her fucking battle stance. 00:02:46.320 --> 00:02:47.860 I'm from the future. 00:02:47.860 --> 00:02:50.540 I'm about to fuck you up, motherfucka 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:56.080 All right here we are finally again. 00:02:58.040 --> 00:02:59.020 I like how you see the - 00:03:01.530 --> 00:03:03.920 No, shame. No shame in this game. 00:03:03.920 --> 00:03:05.380 Whoever had made this game. 00:03:05.380 --> 00:03:07.190 It's shameless. There's no shame 00:03:07.190 --> 00:03:09.340 No, shame, whatsoever, best game. 00:03:09.340 --> 00:03:10.560 Best game of the year. 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:11.660 Best game universe. 00:03:11.660 --> 00:03:13.549 Best game of all time of all time ever game. 00:03:13.549 --> 00:03:15.760 Oh my God. Yeah, it ain't spawn one 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:20.640 How fucking many do you need to spawn? What the shit, where did they all come from? 00:03:21.980 --> 00:03:24.980 All right, we're gonna have to we're gonna have to fight back, with the - 00:03:25.530 --> 00:03:28.070 Yeah, why, why shoot the gun when you can, uhh.. 00:03:28.640 --> 00:03:30.080 fucking spin and shit 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:31.980 Hey! 00:03:33.640 --> 00:03:35.340 Your titties out, bitch 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:36.600 Got 'em 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:39.500 Whoa! 00:03:40.660 --> 00:03:42.640 Whoa, THEY GET NAKED! 00:03:42.640 --> 00:03:44.780 THEY GET NAKED AS I SHOOT THEM! 00:03:44.980 --> 00:03:45.660 BEEEEEESSSST 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:46.900 GAAAAAAYYYYMMMEEE 00:03:47.440 --> 00:03:47.940 YES! 00:03:48.540 --> 00:03:49.960 Keep shooting them! 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:50.820 Oh there's just one left 00:03:52.700 --> 00:03:54.380 Got'em hahahaha 00:03:54.380 --> 00:03:56.800 Uh, Shinobi Transformation! 00:03:56.800 --> 00:03:58.780 HAKUGI-...HAKUGIBASHI! 00:03:58.780 --> 00:03:59.820 Oh woah! 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:04.260 What the fuck?! 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:06.460 She gets giant tits! 00:04:11.820 --> 00:04:15.340 That is the best thing I've ever seen in my goddamn life 00:04:16.209 --> 00:04:18.358 Right there, wh- what I just d- 00:04:19.030 --> 00:04:21.390 I'm not leaving this computer. You don't understand 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:26.660 You don't understand I am going to plug this game into my bloodstream 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:30.500 I'm going to eat the 3D printed food from now on. 00:04:31.500 --> 00:04:32.700 Here we go 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:35.340 special attack 00:04:35.350 --> 00:04:37.350 Hell, yeah look at that 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:38.740 damn 00:04:38.740 --> 00:04:40.200 Fucking kick-ass! 00:04:40.200 --> 00:04:42.440 And it's got nothing to do with my giant tits. 00:04:42.440 --> 00:04:45.060 Are you always dancing, or is it just like a 00:04:45.610 --> 00:04:46.920 Condition you have... 00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:47.700 Is she wie- 00:04:47.880 --> 00:04:49.960 oh I see it now. She has- 00:04:50.400 --> 00:04:53.300 She has two guns in one hand and then she shoots them 00:04:53.580 --> 00:04:57.100 Thank God. I can't see my underwears anymore? 00:04:58.180 --> 00:05:00.180 Or can I? Let me see if I can. 00:05:00.370 --> 00:05:03.960 You got to go close to a wall if you want to see like clothes that you guys cl- 00:05:03.960 --> 00:05:04.859 Close to the wall ,change 00:05:04.860 --> 00:05:06.860 the camera and then you uh- 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:11.080 No...sad...sad. I'm sad. 00:05:11.080 --> 00:05:13.200 Holy sh-, Holy Shit look at me 00:05:13.390 --> 00:05:15.860 This is some attack of the titans shit, man. 00:05:15.860 --> 00:05:17.060 Look at this *speed noise* 00:05:17.340 --> 00:05:19.300 Sonic's got nothing on this shit. 00:05:19.300 --> 00:05:21.020 The music makes me so fucking pumped 00:05:21.030 --> 00:05:22.560 This is like having cocaine. 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:26.040 I never had cocaine but I imagine this is not as good. I mean, this is better 00:05:26.100 --> 00:05:27.180 This is better. 00:05:27.180 --> 00:05:28.140 Don't do drugs. 00:05:28.140 --> 00:05:28.900 Do anime. 00:05:28.900 --> 00:05:31.100 Can you stand still like just for a second? 00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:35.620 Jesus Christ... 00:05:42.940 --> 00:05:43.960 *Gun Sound* 00:05:44.700 --> 00:05:47.500 Anyway moving on moving on to the next battle. 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:49.480 I wonder people actually getting to the story 00:05:49.490 --> 00:05:50.680 I'm really curious 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.220 Cuz I played the game only for the story nothing else. 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:55.340 Alright! So now we get to play.How about that... 00:05:55.980 --> 00:05:57.980 After knocking an enemy back... 00:05:58.380 --> 00:05:59.240 Okay. 00:06:00.960 --> 00:06:03.680 Why are they so goddamn many of them? 00:06:06.420 --> 00:06:08.420 Whoa! Look at that boi! 00:06:09.270 --> 00:06:11.270 We're fighting on the water. 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:13.400 This is just like Jesus. 00:06:13.620 --> 00:06:14.880 Jesus the anime. 00:06:14.980 --> 00:06:16.120 What is happening? 00:06:16.740 --> 00:06:17.520 Oh my God. 00:06:17.660 --> 00:06:18.340 What is happening? 00:06:19.840 --> 00:06:20.340 I- 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:22.520 What is happening right now? 00:06:22.760 --> 00:06:24.100 I clicked the button and then- 00:06:24.100 --> 00:06:25.880 -If you button mash, you will have a seizure 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:27.300 What is this?! 00:06:27.840 --> 00:06:29.760 Oh I did it! okay? I did it! I'm naked now. 00:06:30.540 --> 00:06:33.960 You know less armour makes you stronger everyone knows that. 00:06:34.340 --> 00:06:35.780 Everyone knows that. 00:06:35.780 --> 00:06:38.020 Historians have done it wrong all along. 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:40.760 Whoa, I surf? 00:06:41.220 --> 00:06:42.340 Look at this! I surf! 00:06:42.660 --> 00:06:44.060 I'm a fucking surfer. 00:06:44.300 --> 00:06:45.420 Yeaah boi! 00:06:45.700 --> 00:06:46.620 Yeah, boiii! 00:06:46.620 --> 00:06:48.140 What up dawg? 00:06:48.480 --> 00:06:51.940 I'm a surfing enemy fighting warrior Princess! ^-^ 00:06:51.940 --> 00:06:52.880 Can I ride the banana? 00:06:53.020 --> 00:06:54.460 Can I ride the banana? 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:55.900 Answer me , dammit! 00:06:55.900 --> 00:06:57.680 I can't, I can't ride the banana, 00:06:57.680 --> 00:06:58.600 Perhaps later. 00:07:01.420 --> 00:07:03.800 Yes, I leveled up. Yes 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:05.880 Been waiting so long to level up. 00:07:05.880 --> 00:07:08.240 Level 100. I'm going for level hundred. 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:09.880 I'm not going to stop playing until 00:07:09.900 --> 00:07:11.260 I'm level hundred. 00:07:11.260 --> 00:07:12.460 I'm quitting youtube. 00:07:12.460 --> 00:07:16.740 I'm going to play MLG Senran Kagura Estival Versus. 00:07:17.300 --> 00:07:19.640 Here we go. Finish that bitch. 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:32.320 *japanese gibberish* 00:07:32.490 --> 00:07:34.379 *Japense GIbberish* 00:07:34.379 --> 00:07:38.480 What happened to the story of the game? I- all I got so far is naked girls... 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:39.060 ...fighting. 00:07:39.060 --> 00:07:40.009 I'm sure there is a story. 00:07:40.009 --> 00:07:41.340 I-m-I'm sure of it. 00:07:41.340 --> 00:07:42.829 I'm hundred percent sure there's a story here... 00:07:43.340 --> 00:07:44.160 ...somewhere... 00:07:46.200 --> 00:07:47.720 Jesus Christ! 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:49.600 You can't be serious with that shit. 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:51.480 Is she wearing like a nazi outfit? 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:52.960 Like what is that supposed to resemble? 00:07:52.960 --> 00:07:55.020 Am I the only one that sees this? 00:07:55.560 --> 00:07:56.520 Oh my God. 00:07:57.380 --> 00:07:58.160 What the fuck? 00:07:58.760 --> 00:08:00.060 Honestly ,what the fuck?! 00:08:00.060 --> 00:08:01.880 Sure Wall Street is going to post about that. 00:08:01.880 --> 00:08:02.720 I'm sure. 00:08:03.960 --> 00:08:05.240 Justice to this game. 00:08:06.740 --> 00:08:08.500 Some say that just makes the game better. 00:08:08.500 --> 00:08:09.340 What do I know? 00:08:09.340 --> 00:08:10.580 You know believe it or not? 00:08:10.580 --> 00:08:12.780 I wasn't a Nazi before but after seeing that.. 00:08:13.280 --> 00:08:14.700 uhh...I might reconsider. 00:08:14.700 --> 00:08:15.520 That was a joke... 00:08:16.280 --> 00:08:17.080 That was a joke... 00:08:17.440 --> 00:08:18.960 T'was joke about anime titties. 00:08:18.960 --> 00:08:20.260 That was anime titty joke. 00:08:20.260 --> 00:08:22.020 I'm sorry. I'm- I'm- okay. 00:08:22.520 --> 00:08:23.680 What's the actual fuck? 00:08:25.500 --> 00:08:27.500 *weird screaming voice* YeEAHh 00:08:28.469 --> 00:08:29.880 God bless! 00:08:29.880 --> 00:08:31.520 God bless America! 00:08:31.520 --> 00:08:33.018 I mean Japan God damn it.. 00:08:33.019 --> 00:08:33.920 It wouldn't be- 00:08:33.920 --> 00:08:35.520 it wouldn't be a Japanese game with the- 00:08:35.520 --> 00:08:36.760 the slight rapey undertones. 00:08:40.180 --> 00:08:40.800 What did I say?! 00:08:40.980 --> 00:08:41.760 What did I say?! 00:08:41.980 --> 00:08:42.660 What did I say?! 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:46.880 Asuka, do I look like a woman who's satisfied with her own boobs? 00:08:51.980 --> 00:08:53.360 I'm gonna have to get back on that one. 00:08:53.540 --> 00:08:55.880 Something's happening. Something's definitely happening. 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:03.540 It came from the sacred queendom of boobs 00:09:03.780 --> 00:09:06.410 Well now I know where I want to go when I die. That's great 00:09:06.410 --> 00:09:08.280 I've been looking into different options 00:09:08.280 --> 00:09:11.400 Hell was pretty high on the list, but I uh- I think we got a new champion. 00:09:11.400 --> 00:09:12.300 Secret Nazi 00:09:12.560 --> 00:09:15.580 Secret Nazi! Did you see it? Do you see it? I see Secret Nazi. 00:09:15.580 --> 00:09:16.860 What the fuck?! 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:19.720 You see it, don't you? 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:21.860 It's in the background. 00:09:21.860 --> 00:09:23.080 In the pattern. 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:24.480 OK, Mission start. 00:09:25.620 --> 00:09:27.120 Aim for a wall... 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:28.940 Wall run and with A. 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:33.980 Oh - woah. 00:09:34.340 --> 00:09:34.840 Hoa! 00:09:35.040 --> 00:09:35.900 Games! 00:09:35.900 --> 00:09:37.360 Video games! 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:38.900 Video games are realistic! 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:43.360 Look at that boi. 00:09:46.020 --> 00:09:47.000 Hahaha. 00:09:47.680 --> 00:09:48.880 Look at this wall. 00:09:49.160 --> 00:09:49.660 Ah 00:09:50.560 --> 00:09:52.380 Trying to transform! 00:09:52.860 --> 00:09:53.740 My God. 00:09:53.740 --> 00:09:54.540 I can't 00:09:54.540 --> 00:09:55.260 I can't 00:09:56.680 --> 00:09:57.340 Ah! 00:09:59.920 --> 00:10:00.420 Si- 00:10:00.420 --> 00:10:00.920 *burp* 00:10:00.920 --> 00:10:02.840 67 Metascore 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:06.580 An amazing game like it's a lot of media hate because our mainstream 00:10:06.900 --> 00:10:08.320 "Professional Critics" 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:11.640 Are more worried about promoting their Social Justice Warrior Agenda 00:10:11.640 --> 00:10:13.440 Than actually reviewing gameplay. 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:14.540 I rest my case. 00:10:14.540 --> 00:10:15.860 I'm disgusted. 00:10:15.860 --> 00:10:17.140 There is no God. 00:10:17.140 --> 00:10:19.040 This game deserves its own rating. 00:10:19.040 --> 00:10:19.720 Ok? 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:20.880 This- the rating system. 00:10:20.880 --> 00:10:22.400 It does not go high enough. 00:10:22.400 --> 00:10:23.339 Danny. What do you s- 00:10:24.190 --> 00:10:25.400 What are you doing? 00:10:25.400 --> 00:10:27.340 Well? I hope you enjoy this video... 00:10:27.340 --> 00:10:28.300 If you didn't... 00:10:28.300 --> 00:10:31.600 ...Uhh, be sure to leave a like and a comment and... 00:10:31.900 --> 00:10:34.340 ...subscribe and if you did. 00:10:39.500 --> 00:10:41.500 {too awkward to say anything}