WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.500 The time has come! 00:00:02.500 --> 00:00:10.200 For me to lend my infinite, perfect wisdom 00:00:10.200 --> 00:00:14.800 on this planet. 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:18.800 Either.io, the game of would you rather? 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:21.200 That's right. We're doing another episode of this 00:00:21.200 --> 00:00:22.600 on my own free will 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:25.300 not because I saw someo- some other youtuber 00:00:25.300 --> 00:00:26.900 recently make a video about it 00:00:26.900 --> 00:00:28.200 And I'm like 00:00:28.200 --> 00:00:30.580 "Yeah those used to get pretty good views. 00:00:30.580 --> 00:00:32.400 Maybe I'll make another one of those" 00:00:32.400 --> 00:00:33.779 But you should be thanking me 00:00:34.300 --> 00:00:36.300 Okay? 00:00:36.340 --> 00:00:38.790 My morals are absolutely perfect 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:42.180 Okay, let's begin this stupid game. Okay 00:00:42.190 --> 00:00:47.759 Would you rather become a superhero or become a supervillain. To be fair, 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:52.770 there's no cool supervillain. There's very few of them. They always make them so lame 00:00:52.770 --> 00:01:00.580 I think that's the problem with superhero movies these days. Is just the villains are so lackluster. Back in the day, you know Joker, Bane 00:01:01.180 --> 00:01:03.180 Badasses, you know, what are they now? 00:01:03.729 --> 00:01:05.729 Sergeant birdman 00:01:05.890 --> 00:01:07.330 sergeant 00:01:07.330 --> 00:01:09.330 squad Fam Bird 00:01:09.670 --> 00:01:11.140 Turtle man 00:01:11.140 --> 00:01:13.140 cat killer 00:01:13.720 --> 00:01:16.650 Nah, I'll become a superhero, easy. Moving on 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:18.430 oh and please do 00:01:18.430 --> 00:01:22.000 Leave your comments and thoughts in the comments in the comment section. 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:26.000 Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater? 00:01:26.380 --> 00:01:31.170 What do you think I'm some sort of fucking fish? Do I look like a fish to you? If I can fly, 00:01:31.270 --> 00:01:33.270 then that means no effort, okay? 00:01:33.360 --> 00:01:39.419 At least that's how I look at flying. If i- flying means I have to do this all the fucking time, then nah, fam 00:01:39.420 --> 00:01:42.300 I don't want to fly. Okay, I'll take the breathing underwater 00:01:42.300 --> 00:01:48.780 I'll take the option where I don't have to put any effort, but if flying just means "Hey, I would like to go there" *Bzzz* 00:01:49.080 --> 00:01:51.320 I'll take it. Thank you. Easy! 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:56.500 Can you get me some tiff- difficult questions please? This is too easy. 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:59.500 Would you rather never be able to make a compliment? 00:01:59.609 --> 00:02:08.960 *thinks* 00:02:09.040 --> 00:02:11.040 This is the easiest one I ever heard 00:02:12.590 --> 00:02:18.550 Why would I want to make a compliment? I'm trying to wrap my head around- never be able to compliment 00:02:18.550 --> 00:02:22.480 *thinks again* 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:29.860 That.. supposed to be a bad thing? I don't.. Or never be able to complain. Well I think the choice is pretty obvious 00:02:29.860 --> 00:02:31.490 *laugh* 00:02:31.490 --> 00:02:33.490 What?! 00:02:33.490 --> 00:02:35.490 *surprised* 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:38.080 What?! 00:02:38.440 --> 00:02:45.920 What are you, pussy boys?! 77% don't want to complain?! What are you, fucking b-b-g 00:02:45.920 --> 00:02:52.080 Gay? You never want to complain? Okay well then you can't complain about this: you're a little bitch. How about that 00:02:52.090 --> 00:02:54.090 Are you going to complain about it? You can't 00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:56.500 Jesus Christ 00:02:57.290 --> 00:03:01.179 Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new? 00:03:02.690 --> 00:03:07.239 Well again, the choice is obvious. Masturbation 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:13.460 Does that count as sex? I change my mind. I change my miiiiind! 00:03:13.540 --> 00:03:17.040 Fuck you. Would you rather be visited by Ancient Aliens or 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:20.280 by mole p- what the fuck is mole people? 00:03:21.620 --> 00:03:23.740 Is that even a question? That's- 00:03:23.740 --> 00:03:25.460 *laughs* 00:03:25.460 --> 00:03:28.100 Great, great. That's like asking someone 00:03:28.100 --> 00:03:28.600 "Hey, 00:03:28.600 --> 00:03:32.000 would you rather meet the president or this homeless man? 00:03:32.200 --> 00:03:34.900 I will be visited by the mole people. 00:03:35.720 --> 00:03:42.520 The people living in our dirt and ground instead of the ancient aliens that can borrow u- that can borrow to us 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:51.120 Ancient technology, which y- could save humanity. No, thank you. I would like the mole people. I'll pick the mole people." 00:03:56.030 --> 00:03:59.019 Would you rather be part of a real giraffe? 00:03:59.780 --> 00:04:06.429 Would you rather be part of a real Jurassic park scenario or be part of a real day-after-tomorrow scenario? 00:04:09.870 --> 00:04:16.489 Jurassic Park. It's like, "Would you like to be cold for a couple hours or would you like to be eaten by a badass dinosaur?" 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:21.980 I'll- I'll take the dinosaur. Would you rather glue your eyes shut with Superglue or 00:04:22.440 --> 00:04:25.459 spill hot glue over your naked lap? Easy 00:04:26.880 --> 00:04:33.019 Spill a hot glue over my naked lap. I've done it a couple times. It's a very sexually pleasuring experience 00:04:33.020 --> 00:04:38.660 I did it once by accident, and then I'm like, "Huh, that was pretty good." Would you rather live in a homeless shelter 00:04:39.270 --> 00:04:41.270 with internet acces 00:04:41.670 --> 00:04:48.619 Okay. Or live an amazing house isolated from any outside contact? Well, you didn't say that I can't have internet 00:04:48.620 --> 00:04:52.910 Okay, you just said no outside contact. How amazing is this house? 00:04:53.010 --> 00:04:57.799 You know? Does it have a bowling alley? Does it have a private helicopter? 00:04:58.380 --> 00:05:02.179 I- I- It's too vague. I'm gonna have to go with a homeless shelter. Well 00:05:02.180 --> 00:05:06.480 I guess you're all a bunch of fucking idiots, huh? 2% of you are a bunch of idiots 00:05:06.820 --> 00:05:14.560 Congratulations. You want to live without Pewdiepie videos? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Moving on.. would you rather kill someone? Yes 00:05:15.090 --> 00:05:18.649 Oh wait, maybe I should read the full thing. And have nobody know? Yes 00:05:19.410 --> 00:05:20.490 or 00:05:20.490 --> 00:05:26.870 Not kill someone but have everyone think you did. I'll just fucking kill someone. What are you, stupid? 00:05:26.870 --> 00:05:32.419 I thought about this the other day, okay? People say, "I will never kill anyone" But I'm like 00:05:33.150 --> 00:05:39.019 "Mm-mm." No, I think everyone will kill someone. I think it's in our blood, okay? I think if 00:05:39.660 --> 00:05:46.549 If given the right circumstance, you would kill someone, okay? If there was a button in front of you, and it said, "Well, 00:05:46.550 --> 00:05:50.990 If you don't kill this guy, all the people in the world is going to die", okay? 00:05:51.030 --> 00:05:55.429 You would kill it. Anyone would kill with the right circumstance, okay? 00:05:55.680 --> 00:06:00.500 So don't fucking bullshit me with that shit. "I wouldn't kill anyone." Yeah you would 00:06:00.840 --> 00:06:02.860 Okay, you would. You would 00:06:03.820 --> 00:06:06.000 I'd kill you for having shitty opinions. 00:06:06.300 --> 00:06:07.500 Moving on, 00:06:07.500 --> 00:06:09.900 would you rather fight the entire Smurf Village 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:13.000 Or fight the full collection of Care Bears? 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:14.000 What's a care bear? 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.659 Oh my God, yes 00:06:15.659 --> 00:06:18.119 I would- I would not just fight them 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:21.419 I would beat the shit out of them, and then when they're laying on the ground 00:06:21.419 --> 00:06:25.169 I would take down my pants. I would unzip my huge- 00:06:26.020 --> 00:06:29.099 Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize? 00:06:31.629 --> 00:06:34.799 Here's what the question is actually saying: would you rather 00:06:35.620 --> 00:06:38.609 People look up to you and praise you and love you 00:06:38.609 --> 00:06:39.550 *burp* 00:06:39.550 --> 00:06:40.810 or 00:06:40.810 --> 00:06:47.579 Would you actually like to help s- help society? Would you actually like to do something good for humankind? But most people probably 00:06:48.129 --> 00:06:50.129 wouldn't give a shit. *laugh* 00:06:50.139 --> 00:06:54.700 Would you rather have to wear a full-body red leotard on your wedding day- 00:06:54.700 --> 00:06:57.300 but, that's what I was planning to wear 00:06:57.550 --> 00:06:58.700 Thank you very much. 00:06:58.700 --> 00:07:00.500 So what's a red leotard? 00:07:00.500 --> 00:07:04.300 Hell yeah. Can you imagine me in that? That looks sexy 00:07:04.300 --> 00:07:07.500 or have to have the person you are marrying 00:07:08.349 --> 00:07:11.200 that day wear the full body red leotard? 00:07:11.200 --> 00:07:15.900 So, Marzia in a sexy red leotard or me in a sexy red leotard? 00:07:16.629 --> 00:07:22.109 Uh, excuse me. Marzia, I will have the privilege of looking hot in our wedding day, okay? 00:07:22.110 --> 00:07:26.500 Would you rather be best friends with Harry Potter or be best friends with Katniss Everdeen? 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:28.800 Who the fuck is Katniss Everdeen? 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:32.300 Oh my God, I don't want to be friends with any one of these fa- 00:07:32.900 --> 00:07:35.100 I hated Jennifer Lawrence before it was cool 00:07:35.129 --> 00:07:37.259 Okay? Way before it was cool 00:07:37.259 --> 00:07:44.009 I saw through her obnoxiousness miles away. Her giant ego, her, (werid accent) "Oh look. I am le humble. 00:07:44.009 --> 00:07:49.900 I am a little drunk right now, guys. I might say something totally crazy! 00:07:49.900 --> 00:07:50.760 *laugh in a weird way* 00:07:50.760 --> 00:07:52.760 I am Jennifer Lawrence 00:07:53.200 --> 00:07:58.280 Please, everybody, love me. Look how bootiful I am. Look how humble I am." 00:07:58.280 --> 00:08:03.260 Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or an ice cold freezing shower? 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:05.699 Well, I don't want permanent 00:08:05.700 --> 00:08:07.060 bu- damage to my body 00:08:07.060 --> 00:08:13.300 So I'll take the ice cold one, because I'm a Swedish viking man and not a little pussy boy. 00:08:13.300 --> 00:08:15.500 "Ooh! It's a little cold" 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:18.800 Ooh! My balls went inside my body." 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:20.350 That's normal, okay? 00:08:20.350 --> 00:08:21.800 It's called masculinity. 00:08:21.900 --> 00:08:23.900 Gets 2% of fucking bitches. 00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:25.500 How about that? 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:26.600 Congratulations. 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:30.000 Would you rather slam your hand in every door or 00:08:30.140 --> 00:08:33.000 fall down every flight of stairs? 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:36.000 I would rather die. How about that? Which one will most likely kill me? The stairs 00:08:36.129 --> 00:08:37.500 I'll pick that one. Thank you. 00:08:37.900 --> 00:08:39.500 Well I guess- I guess 00:08:39.900 --> 00:08:43.800 515,000 people are fucking idiots 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:49.200 Goddamn it pisses me off. So you're not paying attention to my morals? You're picking the wrong- 00:08:49.910 --> 00:08:53.439 You need help, you need guidance in your life 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:57.900 Stop making bad choices. Bad choices kill people. 00:08:57.900 --> 00:09:01.700 Would you rather have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day or 00:09:01.700 --> 00:09:05.000 Have a fashionista pick a new outfit every day. 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:06.290 I don't like when people dress me 00:09:06.290 --> 00:09:11.140 It was really fucking weird doing Scare Pewdiepie. We had a- she was very nice 00:09:11.140 --> 00:09:15.069 But her job was to dress me, and I wasn't allowed to wear my own clothes 00:09:15.069 --> 00:09:20.180 And it just really pissed me off because I'm like, "Oh, you don't want any form of authenticity 00:09:20.260 --> 00:09:24.740 in this show? You just want me to look like a goddamn product that you guys built?" 00:09:24.760 --> 00:09:27.039 I don't know why it bothers me so much, but 00:09:27.880 --> 00:09:31.580 Hair- hair and makeup. Do my hair and makeup. I don't give a shit. Okay, well I guess 00:09:31.580 --> 00:09:33.900 60% people are fucking wrong, okay? 00:09:33.900 --> 00:09:36.900 Would you rather always wear Crocs or always wear socks with sandals? 00:09:37.610 --> 00:09:40.570 Can I pick both? I love Crocs, okay? 00:09:40.570 --> 00:09:47.109 Have you worn Crocs? Everyone hating on Crocs like it's a meme, like you can't think for yourself. "Oh Crocs are so ugly 00:09:47.270 --> 00:09:48.520 because that one meme 00:09:48.520 --> 00:09:50.330 I saw online said it." 00:09:50.330 --> 00:09:56.679 They're fucking comfortable as shit, and they say the exact same thing with sandals and socks, okay? 00:09:56.680 --> 00:10:00.680 "Oh, I know about them. You can't wear sandals and socks. (weird noises)" 00:10:00.680 --> 00:10:05.260 I wear sandals and socks. It's comfortable as fuck. You can't stop me, okay? 00:10:05.280 --> 00:10:09.840 "Oh, you can't do it because someone else said that you can't do it (whiny noise)" 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:11.780 God damn, it pissed me off 00:10:11.790 --> 00:10:13.790 Fuck you. You can't think for that shit 00:10:13.939 --> 00:10:20.799 You're not worthy of my fashion. You're not worthy of my morals. Fuck you. Leave a like on this video by the way. Appreciate it. 00:10:20.800 --> 00:10:28.360 Thank you so much. Leave a like if you like Crocs and leave a like if you like sandals. This has been, your boy, PewDiePie