WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.100 --> 00:00:05.220 If there's one type of channel that I enjoy more than BuzzFeed.... 00:00:06.800 --> 00:00:08.000 BuzzFeed Clones. 00:00:08.420 --> 00:00:13.320 I have found it right here. The only thing better than Buzzfeed... 00:00:13.440 --> 00:00:15.740 BBC Three 00:00:15.740 --> 00:00:17.740 Lewis! Pause the online game! 00:00:17.740 --> 00:00:21.100 Hey Guys! Let's grab a bunch of people with a colorful background! 00:00:21.660 --> 00:00:26.000 That's POPULAR right? We can do that too!! 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:26.620 no. 00:00:27.020 --> 00:00:28.420 NO. 00:00:28.500 --> 00:00:29.260 NO!!!! 00:00:29.300 --> 00:00:34.320 If you're not familiar with BBC Three the most popular series they have is things not to say to 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:35.380 basically 00:00:35.380 --> 00:00:38.840 It's the things not to say to people with disabilities. 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:44.260 Which I think it's a good idea because you generally want to be respectful to these people and a lot of times 00:00:44.420 --> 00:00:47.060 I'm like I don't know. I don't know what to say to you 00:00:47.060 --> 00:00:50.140 I had a boy about same age as me turn to me and say 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:53.200 Ew..What happened to your face 00:00:53.740 --> 00:00:56.800 and I looked him dead in the eye and I said 00:00:56.800 --> 00:01:02.180 Umm I got a horrible disease that you'll catch if i breath on you. and then i went 00:01:02.540 --> 00:01:04.380 *breathing* 00:01:04.380 --> 00:01:06.320 And he ran off screaming 00:01:06.820 --> 00:01:10.900 so it starts off by that which is you know EHEH a good thing. 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:18.180 somewhere along their line they ran out of ideas which BBC three if you're watching I can relate ok I understand your suffering 00:01:18.940 --> 00:01:24.420 Finally finally a video of things that I'm tired of hearing as a gamer all the time 00:01:24.540 --> 00:01:30.600 oh, It's so hard being a gamer people don't understand the suffering maybe you can relate to this as well. Let's watch it 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:31.620 Let's watch it together. 00:01:31.740 --> 00:01:37.240 Yeah you play video games, but you don't play proper video games (because you're a whamen). 00:01:37.240 --> 00:01:41.920 Whamen can't play video games. What are you... well I bet you play... 00:01:44.320 --> 00:01:48.460 I bet you play Sims! Bitches love sims am I right ehrhhr? (NO you aren't...) 00:01:49.180 --> 00:01:49.680 *Pleasure.Png* 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:51.200 I don't know what it is with girls 00:01:51.210 --> 00:01:57.269 They want to prove to themselves so badly that they're *gamers*, but it's like no one cares. Like no one cares. 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:01.560 Aren't you too old for that? 00:02:02.420 --> 00:02:07.260 That is what I hear all the time. No. I only just got good. Girls can't get good at games. 00:02:07.480 --> 00:02:14.040 This has been scientifically proven because they have whamen brains which is inferior to male brains. 00:02:14.200 --> 00:02:16.000 I'm joking! I'm joking... 00:02:16.209 --> 00:02:16.709 i'm joking :/ 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:19.000 (it's scientific fact tho) 00:02:19.100 --> 00:02:22.170 You may as well just say then again like TV shows are for kids, movies are for kids 00:02:22.170 --> 00:02:25.080 In other words books and films are for filthy casuals 00:02:25.990 --> 00:02:28.000 filthy casuals man 00:02:28.180 --> 00:02:28.680 OH 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:33.320 I made a 4chan meme in real life, what up? What up dawg? 00:02:33.320 --> 00:02:34.400 games are for pros 00:02:34.600 --> 00:02:38.000 Games are for (drumroll) epic people... like myself. 00:02:38.100 --> 00:02:41.000 I am an EPIC.. I am a.. why do I keep doing that :( 00:02:42.880 --> 00:02:44.880 Such a waste of money! 00:02:45.100 --> 00:02:46.000 Oh, whatever. 00:02:46.100 --> 00:02:47.987 Have you not heard of piracy? 00:02:47.987 --> 00:02:51.500 Heyyyy listen. You can't steal what in you're copying. 00:02:51.600 --> 00:02:54.900 I like her response. Oh, whatEVER, I'm on welfare anyway. 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:58.600 That is not true. It is a far more effective way to spend your money 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.589 No. I... I can 100% agree because like I've definitely 00:03:02.530 --> 00:03:04.530 finished all of these games I.. 00:03:05.200 --> 00:03:06.480 I... played them from start to finish 00:03:06.480 --> 00:03:13.560 And I really got my money's worth on all these all these titles because I spent time playing through all of them 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.800 It's a really really money... money well spent! 00:03:16.920 --> 00:03:22.559 If you're into music you spend so much money on an amp or a guitar or drums set or something like that 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:24.700 And it's just like everyone's got a thing. 00:03:24.900 --> 00:03:26.549 if you're a gamer you have to buy a computer, 00:03:26.769 --> 00:03:30.809 display, a keyboard. Like what is your argument here? I don't understand. 00:03:32.600 --> 00:03:35.000 gaming encourages violenceee 00:03:35.290 --> 00:03:38.900 This statement is actually true. Just like uh 00:03:39.130 --> 00:03:43.979 gaming encourages sexism, which has both been proven at many several 00:03:44.230 --> 00:03:47.220 occasions can we move on with this argument, please? 00:03:48.370 --> 00:03:50.370 one of the most annoying things 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:54.900 Look how ticked off they are 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:59.170 look how angry.. you see just see how furious they get when they get this statement? 00:03:59.780 --> 00:04:01.780 It's because they are so extremely violent 00:04:03.140 --> 00:04:04.341 Look how violent they are.. 00:04:04.341 --> 00:04:08.400 Again, completely but you know when I come off I don't start murdering innocents. 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:10.930 If you are a violent person you're a violent person and video games 00:04:10.930 --> 00:04:12.500 are not going to make you no more violent. 00:04:14.100 --> 00:04:15.759 I only just met you, but I know this one's going to wind you up. 00:04:15.759 --> 00:04:16.340 Oh god, okay. 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:18.700 Did your boyfriend get you into gaming? 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:19.780 I think that's a yes. 00:04:22.100 --> 00:04:22.600 *screech of frustration* 00:04:22.640 --> 00:04:25.014 Why can't just women just be into games by their self. 00:04:25.020 --> 00:04:25.640 No, you just can't. 00:04:25.860 --> 00:04:26.360 *giggles* 00:04:28.180 --> 00:04:32.320 I'm joking by the way, it's a joke!!! It's just I don't get why they get so ticked off 00:04:32.320 --> 00:04:38.740 That's why it's funny to me okay? I'm provoking. That's the joke okay calm down, but Jesus Christ. I don't get it! 00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:42.800 Just like stop caring and no one's going to be all like "you belong to the kitchen." 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:46.000 They're like, oh you play gaMES. Oh, you must be really crap. 00:04:46.100 --> 00:04:49.880 Because she's a whamen and whamen are inferior to video games. 00:04:51.500 --> 00:04:57.730 I played Candy crush, but I'm not a gamer. Now, that is not true. That is a lie that is a paradox. You are a gamer. 00:04:57.730 --> 00:05:02.900 Why does that tick people off? Are you serious? You are? It's like even the people that are like I've got pokemon go but like 00:05:02.940 --> 00:05:07.000 I'm not a gamer like yeah, you are, really. If you can't accept you're a gamer 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:09.200 there is something wrong with you, sir. 00:05:09.300 --> 00:05:11.133 Well. I guess there's something wrong with me. 00:05:11.133 --> 00:05:12.970 *more violently* Well I guess there's something wrong with me! 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:16.720 I don't understand why do you think there's something wrong with me? 00:05:17.020 --> 00:05:21.660 I don't understand why you have to define yourself by the fact that you play video games. To me 00:05:21.660 --> 00:05:28.420 that's just fucking pathetic. If you watch movies you wouldn't go "I'm a movie viewer, I'm a mover!" 00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:31.220 Yeah, mover (dawg)! 00:05:31.220 --> 00:05:35.890 What up? I love movies. Pff, have you seen a short film? You're a mover. 00:05:36.290 --> 00:05:39.760 Do you watch Youtube? You're a movie watcher. What the fuck do you mean? 00:05:40.010 --> 00:05:44.000 Can't you just play Candy Crush without having to define yourself as a fucking gamer? 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:45.700 Can I not just play 00:05:45.700 --> 00:05:50.170 *banging* Candy Crush iN MY SPARE TIME WITHOut being defined as a goddamn gamer? 00:05:52.700 --> 00:05:55.258 What's the best thing about gaming? 00:05:55.400 --> 00:05:57.600 Ohhhh, that question, really. 00:05:57.600 --> 00:05:58.899 Ooh. 00:05:58.899 --> 00:06:00.899 Oh, I hate when people ask me that question 00:06:01.119 --> 00:06:02.229 nahhhh 00:06:02.229 --> 00:06:05.400 It's almost when people ask me what's wrong with my face. Ohhh! 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:07.000 How dare THEY!! 00:06:07.100 --> 00:06:08.400 Look at the smile on her face? *squeal* 00:06:08.559 --> 00:06:11.200 What isn't the best thing about gaming? Everything, everything. 00:06:11.200 --> 00:06:12.800 Quality, quality content. 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:14.579 Moving ON everybody! 00:06:15.069 --> 00:06:18.718 As a whamon on the internet, it's tough. It's tough out there. It's a tough... 00:06:18.719 --> 00:06:23.458 It's a tough world to live in. You know I try to be on the forefront of respecting whamen. 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:26.490 I am part of the ambassador program 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:29.308 for respecting whamen dot org slash 00:06:29.949 --> 00:06:31.419 respect 00:06:31.419 --> 00:06:33.718 People don't understand what it's like, 00:06:33.849 --> 00:06:39.509 so thank god for BBC 3 because now we are going to learn what it's like to be a 00:06:39.789 --> 00:06:42.088 *noise* on the *noise* on the internet 00:06:44.559 --> 00:06:46.500 Things you'll know it you're a women. 00:06:46.500 --> 00:06:49.559 Facebook requests. I get these all the time to the point that it's like 00:06:49.559 --> 00:06:51.700 I just sort of glance at it, and I just like switch off. 00:06:51.900 --> 00:06:52.889 That never happens to me. 00:06:53.529 --> 00:06:58.200 Never ever have I gotten a random Facebook request and if you're a male watching this as well 00:06:58.200 --> 00:07:05.099 I'm sure you can agree with random Facebook request just doesn't happen to us males. 00:07:05.099 --> 00:07:08.908 We are so privileged and so lucky to be here and 00:07:09.339 --> 00:07:09.969 just 00:07:09.969 --> 00:07:13.230 not having to get a bunch of friend requests from people that you don't know. 00:07:13.230 --> 00:07:15.118 And you might think uh well you're Pewdiepie. 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:18.930 That's why you're going to get it. I got them before ok I got I've always gotten them 00:07:18.930 --> 00:07:21.460 It's because I am half whamen damn it 00:07:21.460 --> 00:07:22.760 dick pics 00:07:23.500 --> 00:07:27.779 Whamen get dick pics. Who takes dick pics? Why would you take a dick pic? 00:07:27.779 --> 00:07:30.569 I don't understand the concept of dick pic like you 00:07:30.569 --> 00:07:34.600 I wouldn't spread my ass and take a picture of my butthole even though it's a 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:37.520 ~*beautiful*~ butthole by the way, it's absolutely beautiful. 00:07:38.280 --> 00:07:43.260 Impeccable perfect symmetric, but I wouldn't take a picture of it yet alone send it to someone. 00:07:43.260 --> 00:07:45.440 See I'm concerned cause I'm like oh dick pic 00:07:45.440 --> 00:07:46.960 Does girls like dick pic? 00:07:46.960 --> 00:07:50.540 Am I missing out on something here because I thought, girls didn't like dick pics? (pewds gets excited) 00:07:50.660 --> 00:07:51.520 MARZIA!! *High Pitch Voice* 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:55.100 Never think to myself "You know what I could really do with tonight." A dick. 00:07:55.200 --> 00:07:57.180 I wouldn't really want a picture of someone's vagina. 00:07:58.680 --> 00:07:59.960 Does that make me gay? 00:08:00.220 --> 00:08:00.980 Hell no! 00:08:01.420 --> 00:08:02.560 Maybe a little bit. 00:08:03.380 --> 00:08:05.240 I don't know why I'm talking about this. :( 00:08:05.280 --> 00:08:12.160 In a coffee queue, and then you're just like bombarded with this like phallic monstrosity on your phone that you just don't want 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:12.660 *giggle* 00:08:14.400 --> 00:08:15.780 What did she just say? 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:17.000 ~Phallic monstrosity~ 00:08:17.200 --> 00:08:22.000 I hate.. I hate just being in line for coffee and then you get bombarded with *spitting* dick pics 00:08:22.100 --> 00:08:26.980 Speak to a dick pic connoisseur and be like bruh 00:08:27.140 --> 00:08:31.500 But you don't get a dick pic and be like I'd really like to have amazing consensual sex with you 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:34.000 Did her phone become a dick like I don't get it. 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:37.160 I don't want the dicks just stop sending me the dicks >:( 00:08:37.780 --> 00:08:40.187 Finally a wha.. that gets it. 00:08:40.187 --> 00:08:41.100 Dating apps! 00:08:41.889 --> 00:08:47.999 There is a lot of I think fetishisation of like particularly women of color on dating apps. 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:52.000 Yes, this is my perfect opportunity like to catch a black woman. Like, I'm not a pokemon. 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:53.879 are you kidding? are you serious? 00:08:55.300 --> 00:08:58.300 I swear she was Hitmonlee. No, wait... 00:08:58.300 --> 00:08:59.200 Now I'm just confused. 00:08:59.300 --> 00:09:03.780 Is that the same as when you're walking down the street and someone's like hey, baby and if you don't say anything they're like 00:09:03.780 --> 00:09:05.220 "Fuck off bitch!!!" 00:09:05.220 --> 00:09:12.260 To be fair. Yeah, no guys really have an ego problem with rejection, and I understand this one. Stop being so fucking pathetic 00:09:12.640 --> 00:09:18.680 Okay guys on the internet if she's not interested that means you're ugly just deal with it 00:09:19.740 --> 00:09:24.160 Targeted advertising. I don't know where to start with this. This make me so angry, I start shaking. 00:09:25.100 --> 00:09:27.980 It makes me angry too when I get targeted ads 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:33.900 towards myself. If I get an ad for for the latest video game, I'm just like oh....fucking.... 00:09:33.940 --> 00:09:38.520 Ah, it makes me angry. Because I'm a man it doesn't mean I like games!!! 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:42.800 I always get the advertisement for like lose your belly fat. 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:44.240 That's because you're fat 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:51.300 *dododododododo* 00:09:51.500 --> 00:09:52.980 you're fa-fa-fa-fat 00:09:52.980 --> 00:09:55.300 Sorry you can't body shame. I forgot about that I forgot. 00:09:55.300 --> 00:09:57.300 How about this. Maybe it's because you're fat. 00:09:57.400 --> 00:10:07.500 BBC is a tax paid channel, the BBC is run by the government of UK. If you have a TV licence, you're obligated to pay for it. 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:13.620 Now, I don't have a TV licence. The first thing I fucking unsigned up when I move to UK and they keep sending me like 00:10:13.620 --> 00:10:14.829 are you suuuuuure? 00:10:14.829 --> 00:10:18.178 Are you sure about this TV? Like fuck off. 00:10:18.899 --> 00:10:23.068 No, no, you wi- I would not support this shit. To be fair some of these videos 00:10:23.069 --> 00:10:25.529 I thought were good. Some of them flat-out cancer. 00:10:25.529 --> 00:10:30.500 But that pretty much sums up Buzzfeed type of content anyway and my content for that matter. 00:10:30.500 --> 00:10:37.080 This has been Pewdiepie remember to respect whamen and leave a like - for every like you respect one whamen 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:43.340 I'm sure there's going to be some montage about all the whamen joke I made at some point in the future, but until then 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:45.200 Stay awesome Bros. 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:46.620 ahh, Sister Fister, sorry Sister Fister 00:10:46.620 --> 00:10:47.120 *Yay The Brofist is back :D