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Well hello there!

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Sorry, I was just busy respecting women.

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My name is "nice guy PewDiePie", and I've collected millions of followers, just like yourself who are

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just that - nice guys. We spend most of our days respecting whamen and putting them first.
Just that, nice guys.

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We spend most of our days respecting women and putting them first

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Thinking, "How can we be better? How can we be less horrible demons, creatures of the night?"

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Join me!

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As we will now.. Go-go-g-goo

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Go through some of the nicest guys on the internet

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Just like me, and just like you.

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Or at least if you're not yet...

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u could become a nice guy

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Let's check out the "nice guy" subreddit....

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And celebrate..some of the nicest people on the planet

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Nice Guys

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"Operator: what is your emergency?"

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"Please help, some men broke into my home."

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"Not all men are like that. I wouldn't do that."

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*laugh*

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As a fellow nice guy myself, I would never break into another wahmen's home

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If there was a man in there perhaps, I would consider it...

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...but I would make sure the woman was feeling safe.

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Cuz I'm a nice guy Pewdiepie,

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and if you were a nice guy as well, you would understand.

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"I hate the friend zone

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You make a girl chocolate milk, and she won't have some fun

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sex with you.

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"Unbelievable, what's the point?"

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*laugh*

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I made this bitch

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Chocolate! I gave you my everything

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I'm making chocolate milk!!! Why don't you love me?

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I'M SUCH A NICE GUY!!!

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[Tommy-san] "Why Lisa, why Lisa? Please TALK to me, PLEASE!"

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Why do all these women pick all these douche bags?

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If they only knew...

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What a nice guy I am!

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Bitches would be all over me!

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[Lisa] You're scaring me.

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"Graffiti I saw in Melbourne today."

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"How nice guys think sex works."

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"Times are respected women." This is @Lushsux

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Come on at least credit

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Credit the man properly!

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"We look so much like a couple here. Ha ha ha, ha ha. A couple of BESTIES!"

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Oh nooo. Everyone, a moment of silence for this man

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That's gonna, that's gonna fuckin sting. You know everyone's

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gonna see that be like god damn that bitch got cucked the fuck out, man.

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"Me:

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I'd like to become a citizen of Finland."

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"Oh, nice!"

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"Uh, I guess."

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"Back of line."

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"Why?"

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"Nice guys FINNISH last."

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*clapping* Good job

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Hey, hey, how about this one, "Hey are you Finnish? No, I am Swedish!!

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*clapping*

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Ahh!

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"Yes, I am proud virgin."

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"Because unlike you,"

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"sexually activated SAVAGES,"

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"I actually respect women!"

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*not all heroes wear capes*

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Ugh.

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I would never ever

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Put ANY genitals anywhere near you!

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It's a shame with those dick sucking lips, too. You had a lot of potential

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"Sigh, I wish some girl could see past my looks and"

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"Just like me for who I am."

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"I love you Robert." "Yes, but you're ugly"

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*laugh*

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It's always like... nice guys is always just guys going for girls out of their league. I think that's the issue I mean NO!

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They are nice guys because in their heart they have good intention, okay?

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They're not some sexually charged

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SAVAGES.

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"Mario you saved me, to thank you here is a kiss!"

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"I crossed eight worlds full of monsters my princess. Take off your pan-"

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I actually said this when I played the latest Super Mario cuz you do so much shit to save her right? I'm like, she better

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Bish better put out

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Probably shouldn't add that in.

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Ha...!

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What are they supposed to mean?!

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My god. "I'm not your average nice guy, cuz I can give you orgasm

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You'll never forget!"

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"Doubt it."

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"I don't lie to women... lol."

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"So you only lie to men?"

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OH!

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"I don't believe in

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antiquated concept of dating,

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Relationship and married." "After seeing your profile, I have changed my mind~."

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Good thing - yeah, what a great coincidence! He changed his mind right after he got rejected. That's good!

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They worked out great for everyone!

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"Hello. I'm Stan, nice to meet you.

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You're so attractive to me, and I love your cute face."

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20 minutes later...

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"STUCK UP BITCH. I COULD BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU-

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You made me wait twenty minutes? Arrgh!!

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I may be a nice guy...

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I may be a nice guy named Stan, but if you make me wait twenty minutes,

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Then my fury will be unleashed upon on you, you stuck up B WORD.

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"It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy yet, they ignore me."

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"It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground."

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*laugh*

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That's a good tweet.

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"Why would anyone drink or do drugs I get high off respecting women." Me too and anyone

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That's a nice guy can relate. It's one of the most joyous

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adventures you can go on. It's very rewarding.

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"I have a boyfriend that's nice, but I'm not interested, sorry."

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"You are as every girl...

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...ugly."

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"No need to be rude."

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"Why me? You are rude. No me."

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"How am I rude?"

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"Every girls are the same."

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"How come?"

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"You all lie, cheat, not give me.."

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"Okay, what the fuck?"

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"A good guy... a chance."

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I feel for this man. You gotta give the good man a chance! A good guy deserves his chance!

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"I already have a boyfriend."

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"I hope he cheat on you. You deser-be that. You ugly."

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"Hope you die" *laugh*

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Okay, now. Goodbye. Hope you die.

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"I think men should post 'Not Me' to show that most of us are good men who would never assault or abuse women..."

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"Yet, we love and honor them!"

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Yes. #NotMe

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Someone actually thought this. Oh my god. #NotMe. Not me. I'm a nice guy

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"Hey Anna"

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"Was there English homework?"

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"Nope."

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"Thank you so much!"

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"No problem, dude"

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"So what's up?"

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"Filling out college applications."

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"Cool, I'm watching the flash... you there?"

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"Yeah, sorry. I was focused on my work."

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"Can we talk about something?"

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"Okay dude."

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"Do you even want to talk?"

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"I can talk."

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"Let's talk about movies. What's your favorite movie?"

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[Man on phone] Do you like scary movies?

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[Woman] Uh huh.

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[Man on phone] What's your favorite scary movie?

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"Let me think... I like Guardians of the Galaxy"

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"If I didn't know better. I think you were trying to impress me."

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"What?"

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"Everyone knows I love superheroes."

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"Lots of people like them."

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"Well, it's cool that we have this in common. We actually are pretty similar if you think about it."

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"Are you mad at me?"

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"No, why would I be mad at you?"

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"Oh, well you didn't respond, so I just assumed. I'm sorry"

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"Nah, it's all good. I'm just swamped right now."

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"Well when you aren't busy...

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...would you like to go on a date with me? I'll treat you to a nice dinner take you to a movie."

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"Not sure how much

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the boyfriend would like that."

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"Well, you don't have to be so rude about it."

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*laughs*

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[Woman] What do you want?!

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[Man] To see what your insides look like.

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"You've been short with me this entire conversation!! *yells in swedish nice guy*"

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Oh my god...!

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I can't Jesus Christ. It's tough being a nice guy. We got a - we got a short fuse.

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"I rspected wahmen three times today. Lemme smash."

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"That's not how it works."

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YES IT IS!

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YES IT IS!!

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Oh!

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"Irma is a cute name. Maybe if I stay..

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"..She'll see my dedication to her and and will go out with me."

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"The hurricane?"

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"My boyfriend, what a jerk."

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"M'lady surely deserves better! I would always treat you with utmost respect!"

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"Wow, you are the nicest man I've ever met."

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"In fact, TOO NICE!"

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"NOOOOOOOO!"

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*laughs*

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Damn me and my niceness!

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ARGH! CURSE ME!

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I am just not allowed to love...

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For I am just too nice.

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"What were you bullied for?"

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"For being shy and uncomfortable around boys."

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ATATATATA

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tatataaa!

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How can I make this about me?

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Let's see!

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"I agree. Us men can be literal assholes, but-"

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But!

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Gotta add in that - I'm not an asshole

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"There are some lovely and generous gentlemen like ME...

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...out there...

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...Somewhere!"

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If you're an actual nice person, you shouldn't have to try so hard to let everyone else know that you're a nice person,

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You should just be a nice person.

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Just like MEEEE!

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Leave a like if you're a nice guy. No matter who you are, if you're a nice guy

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This has been your host, nice guy Pewdiepie. Now, excuse me while I keep on respecting wahmen.

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Everyday, bro.

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Squad Fam Out™

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[Man on phone] You like scary movies?

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[Woman] Uh huh.

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[Man on phone] What's your favorite scary movie?

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*peaceful music*