WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sq 00:00:01.780 --> 00:00:02.820 "C'kemi" 00:00:03.060 --> 00:00:04.500 Me falni isha i zene 00:00:04.880 --> 00:00:06.060 Duke i respektuar femrat 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:09.660 Emri im eshte djali i sjellshem Pewdiepie 00:00:09.760 --> 00:00:12.260 dhe une kam mbledhur miliona ndjekes sikurse ju 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:15.100 qe jane djelmosha te mire 00:00:15.300 --> 00:00:17.460 ne e kalojm shumicen e kohes duke i respektuar vajzat 00:00:17.460 --> 00:00:20.940 dhe duke i vendosur ato te parat duke menduar si mund te jemi me te mire 00:00:20.940 --> 00:00:25.600 si mund te jemi me pak dreqer mizor, krijesa te nates 00:00:25.700 --> 00:00:30.700 Mu bashkangjitni mua sepse tani ne do te shikojme disa nga djelmoshat me te mire ne internet 00:00:30.780 --> 00:00:32.780 Sikurse une dhe sikurse ti 00:00:32.780 --> 00:00:37.180 ose nese nuk jeni ende, mund te beheni djalosh i mire 00:00:37.180 --> 00:00:41.280 Le te shikojme subreddit-in e djelmoshave te mire dhe te festojme 00:00:41.440 --> 00:00:43.440 per disa nga njerezit me te mire ne planet 00:00:43.900 --> 00:00:45.140 Djelmoshat e mire 00:00:45.160 --> 00:00:51.260 operatori: per cfare na keni thirrur? - Ju lutem me ndihmoni, dikush ka hyre ne shtepine time 00:00:52.180 --> 00:00:55.300 Nuk jane krejt burrat ashtu, une nuk do ta beja ate gje 00:00:57.540 --> 00:01:02.460 Si nje djalosh i mire qe jam kurre nuk do te hyja me dhune ne ndonje shtepi te ndonje gruaje 00:01:02.460 --> 00:01:05.540 Nese do te ishte nje burre brenda ndoshta do ta mendoja hyrjen 00:01:05.540 --> 00:01:07.780 por do te sigurohesha qe gruaja te ndihej e sigurt 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:09.480 sepse une nje djalosh i mire qe quhet Pewdiepie 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:12.400 nese edhe ti je nje djalosh i mire do te me kuptoje 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:18.420 e urrej ''friendzone-n", i bene nje femre nje kafe me cokollat dhe ajo s'do te beje sex me ty 00:01:18.420 --> 00:01:19.620 E pabesueshme 00:01:19.620 --> 00:01:21.620 C'fare po fiton 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:29.160 E bera kete kafe te madhe, t'i dhashe krejt cka pata 00:01:29.420 --> 00:01:33.500 Te kam bere kafe me cokollate, perse nuk me do mua!! 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:35.740 Jam djalosh shume i mire 00:01:35.860 --> 00:01:39.600 Pse Lisa? Pse? Te lutem fol me mua, t'lutem! 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:44.520 Pse krejt femrat zgjedhin djemt e kqinj? 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:51.500 Nese do ta dinin cfare djaloshi i mire jam, femrat do te me gjuheshin nga te gjitha anet 00:01:51.660 --> 00:01:52.860 Je duke me frikesuar 00:01:52.860 --> 00:01:55.460 Vizatim me graffiti qe e kam pare ne Melbourne sot 00:01:55.460 --> 00:01:57.880 Si mendojne djelmoshat e mire se funksionon seksi 00:01:58.660 --> 00:02:01.640 Gjithe ate kohe qe i kam respektuar femrat, seks me bollek 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:06.600 He pra, se paku jepini merita te duhura meshkujve 00:02:06.600 --> 00:02:11.160 Po dukemi krejt si qift ketu ha ha ha 00:02:11.160 --> 00:02:14.100 Nje qift i shokeve te nguuusht 00:02:18.900 --> 00:02:23.960 Jo, te gjithe, 1 minute heshtje per kete djalosh 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:30.460 Kjo po qe dhemb, krejt kan me pa se si kjo kurv ma nguli keq mua 00:02:32.760 --> 00:02:35.940 Une: dua te behem qytetar i Finlandes(finnish). 00:02:37.220 --> 00:02:38.500 Ah shum mire 00:02:38.500 --> 00:02:39.540 uh.. po 00:02:39.880 --> 00:02:41.400 Prapa ne radh! 00:02:41.720 --> 00:02:42.840 Pse? 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:45.560 Djelmoshat e mire perfundojne(finnish) ne fund. 00:02:45.860 --> 00:02:47.200 Bravo 00:02:49.440 --> 00:02:55.480 Hej, hej, shikojeni kete shaka: a e ke mbaruar(finished), -jo une jom suedeze 00:03:00.885 --> 00:03:12.465 Po, jom i virgjer dhe krenar! Sepse ndryshe nga ju njerz te eger seksualisht, une i respektoj femrat! 00:03:19.940 --> 00:03:25.600 Une kurren e kurres nuk e kisha futur organin tim gjenital diku afer teje 00:03:25.640 --> 00:03:29.500 Eshte per te ardhur keq me ato buzpidhi- ke pas shume potencial 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:36.500 Sa do te doja qe femrat mos ta shikonin dukjen time por te me pelqenin per ate qe jam 00:03:36.500 --> 00:03:39.360 Une te dua Robert. -Po, por ti je e shemtume. 00:03:41.760 --> 00:03:46.240 Gati gjithmon eshte ceshtja qe djemt e mire shkojne pas femrave qe jane shume me te mira se ta 00:03:46.440 --> 00:03:48.620 Mendoj se ky eshte problemi, dua te them JO 00:03:49.140 --> 00:03:52.900 Ata jane djelmosha te mire sepse ne zemren e tyre kane qellime te mira 00:03:52.900 --> 00:03:57.360 Ok, nuk jane tipa te semur seksualisht 00:03:57.360 --> 00:04:00.760 Mario ti me shpetove, ja nje puthje per falenderim 00:04:01.060 --> 00:04:04.280 Une i kaperceva tete bote me plote perbindesha princesha ime 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:05.880 Zhveshi breket 00:04:05.880 --> 00:04:08.880 Une ne fakt e kam thene kete kur e kam luajtur Super Marion e fundit 00:04:08.880 --> 00:04:10.760 sepse ti ben shum gjera per ta shpetuar ate 00:04:10.760 --> 00:04:14.000 Kam thene ajo ben mire qe te jete e gatshme qe te beje seks 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:16.580 Nuk duhet ta fus kete pjese ne video 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:22.160 Cka dreqin.... Cka nenkuptojne keta? 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:27.420 Zoti jem. " Nuk jam djalosh i mire mesatar, sepse une mund te te jap orgasm qe kurr s'ke per ta harruar" 00:04:27.420 --> 00:04:28.220 Dyshoj 00:04:28.220 --> 00:04:30.820 Une nuk i genjej femrat...Lol 00:04:30.820 --> 00:04:33.060 "Pra ti i genjen vetem meshkujt?" 00:04:33.900 --> 00:04:40.660 Une nuk besoj ne konceptin e vjeter te takimeve, lidhjeve, e martesave 00:04:40.900 --> 00:04:44.940 Pasi e pash profilin tend ndryshova mendje 00:04:44.940 --> 00:04:50.900 Gje e mire- po, cfare koincidence! Ai e ndryshoi mendjen sapo u refuzua. Shume mire! 00:04:50.900 --> 00:04:52.480 Funksionoi mire per te dyja palet 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:55.060 C'kemi. Jam Stan, me vjen mire qe te takoj 00:04:55.380 --> 00:04:59.320 Me dukeni shume bukuroshe, dhe me pelqen shume fytyra jote e lezetshme." 00:04:59.320 --> 00:05:01.320 20 minuta me vone.. 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:05.060 Kurve menemadhe. Une mundem te te rraf te te prish 00:05:08.220 --> 00:05:11.380 Ti me le te pres 20 minuta? Arrgggg 00:05:11.840 --> 00:05:14.120 Une mund te jem djalosh i mire... 00:05:16.960 --> 00:05:21.580 Mund te jem djalodh i mire me emrin Stan, por nese me bene te pres 20 minuta, 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:28.240 Atehere zemerimi im do te leshohet mbi ty, ti Fjale me K menemadhe 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:35.740 "Eshte budallaki kur femrat thojne se nuk mund te gjejn nje mashkull kur, me injorojne mua." 00:05:36.180 --> 00:05:41.140 "Eshte sikurse te thuash ke uri kur hot dogun e ke ne toke." 00:05:46.060 --> 00:05:47.040 Ky ishte postim i mire. 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:51.320 Pse me pi pije alkoolike ose droga? Kur une behem high duke i respektuar femrat. ] 00:05:51.320 --> 00:05:54.840 Edhe une gjithashtu si te gjithe djelmoshat e mire mund ta ndiejm 00:05:55.380 --> 00:05:59.660 Eshte njera nga aventurat me argetuese qe mund te besh. Shume shperblyese. 00:06:00.220 --> 00:06:03.760 Kam te dashur, mire por nuk jam e interesuar, mfal 00:06:03.900 --> 00:06:06.300 Je si te gjitha vajzat... 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:07.880 shemtire 00:06:07.880 --> 00:06:09.460 S'ke nevoje per tu bere i pasjellshem 00:06:09.460 --> 00:06:12.860 "Pse une? Ti je e pasjellshme. Jo un" 00:06:12.860 --> 00:06:14.060 "Si une e pasjellshme?" 00:06:14.060 --> 00:06:15.880 Te gjitha vajzat jane njesoj 00:06:15.880 --> 00:06:16.840 "Pse?" 00:06:16.840 --> 00:06:20.160 "Ju te gjitha genjeni, tradhtoni, nuk me jepni..." 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:21.420 Ok cka dreqi 00:06:22.220 --> 00:06:23.820 Nje djal i mire, nje shance 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:30.820 E ndjej kete njeri. Duhet t'i japesh djalit te mire nje shance! Djaloshi i mire meriton nje shance! 00:06:30.820 --> 00:06:32.500 Kam te dashur tanime 00:06:32.500 --> 00:06:36.200 "Shpresoj qe ai te te tradhtoj ty, ti e meriton, shemtire" 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:41.240 Shpresoj te vdesesh 00:06:41.780 --> 00:06:44.100 Ne rregull, tani. Tung. Shpresoj te vdesesh. 00:06:44.100 --> 00:06:48.860 "Mendoj qe meshkujt duhet te postojn "Une jo" qe te tregojn se shumica prej nesh jane djelmosha te mire 00:06:48.860 --> 00:06:51.600 qe kurre nuk do sulmonin apo abuzonin grate.." 00:06:52.260 --> 00:06:55.580 Perkundrazi, ne i duam dhe i nderojme ato! 00:06:56.420 --> 00:06:59.860 Po. Hashtag #UneJo 00:07:01.860 --> 00:07:08.540 Dikush pernime e ka menduar kete. O zot. Hashtag #UneJo. Une jo. Une jam djalosh i mire. 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:10.200 "Hej Anna" 00:07:10.380 --> 00:07:12.240 "A kemi pasur detyra anglisht?" 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:13.220 "Jo" 00:07:13.220 --> 00:07:14.780 "Faleminderit shume!" 00:07:14.780 --> 00:07:16.100 "S'ka problem" 00:07:16.100 --> 00:07:17.260 "Edhe c'kemi?" 00:07:17.260 --> 00:07:19.620 "Duke mbushur aplikime per kolegj" 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:21.820 "Shum mire, une po e shikoj the Flash." 00:07:21.820 --> 00:07:22.720 "A je aty?" 00:07:22.720 --> 00:07:24.600 "Po m'fal isha e fokusume ne punen time" 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:26.120 "A mund te flasim per diqka?" 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:27.440 "Ok sigurisht" 00:07:27.440 --> 00:07:28.600 "A po don me fol?" 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:29.540 "Mund te flas" 00:07:29.540 --> 00:07:32.100 "Le te flasim per filma. Cili eshte i preferuari yt? 00:07:32.100 --> 00:07:34.100 "A te pelqejne filmat e frikshem?" 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:36.600 "Cili eshte filmi yt i frikshem i preferuar?" 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:40.000 "Te mendohem uhhh.. Me pelqen Guardians of the galaxy" 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:44.860 "Nese nuk do isha kaq i dijshem do mendoja se po mundohesh te me impresionosh" 00:07:44.860 --> 00:07:45.620 "Cka?" 00:07:45.620 --> 00:07:48.520 "Te gjithe e dine qe mua me pelqejne super heronjt" 00:07:49.060 --> 00:07:50.560 Shume njerezve u pelqejne ata... 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:56.200 "Mire eshte super qe e kena kete te perbashket. Ne jemi shume te ngjashem nese e mendon mire." 00:07:57.100 --> 00:07:58.880 "A je e zemeruar me mua?" 00:07:59.220 --> 00:08:01.540 "Jo, pse te zemerohem ne ty?' 00:08:01.540 --> 00:08:06.100 Oh. mire ti nuk u pergjigje prandaj supozova, m'fal 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:08.680 "S'ka gje. Veq jam shume e zene tani" 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:11.280 "Mire, kur nuk je e zene... 00:08:11.280 --> 00:08:17.100 "A mund te dalesh ne nje takim me mua? Do te te qoje ne nje dark te mire dhe te shohesh nje film." 00:08:17.580 --> 00:08:20.740 "Nuk jam e sigurt nese i dashuri do ta pelqente kete gje" 00:08:21.900 --> 00:08:25.020 "Ti nuk ke pse te tregohesh kaq e pasjellshme." 00:08:25.460 --> 00:08:26.620 "Cfare do?" 00:08:26.620 --> 00:08:30.160 "Te shoh si dukesh nga brenda." 00:08:34.400 --> 00:08:38.340 "Me ke shkruajtur shkurt gjate tere kesaj bisede!!" 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:49.420 "Nuk po mundem me. Eshte e veshtire te jesh djalosh i mire. Kemi - fitil te shkurt 00:08:51.260 --> 00:08:54.760 "I kam respektuar femrat 3 here ne dite. Me lerni t'ua fus." 00:08:56.060 --> 00:08:56.920 "Nuk funksionon ashtu." 00:08:56.920 --> 00:08:57.740 Po funksionon! 00:08:58.820 --> 00:09:00.020 Po funksionon! 00:09:02.100 --> 00:09:04.200 "Irma eshte emer i bukur. Ndoshta nese une qendroj.." 00:09:04.720 --> 00:09:08.020 "Ajo do e shoh perkushtimin tim ndaj saj dhe do te dale ne takim me mua." 00:09:08.020 --> 00:09:09.020 "Uragani" 00:09:09.020 --> 00:09:10.460 "I dashuri im, sa maskara" 00:09:11.140 --> 00:09:16.520 "Zonja ime natyrisht meriton me mire! Une gjithmon do te sillesha me shum respekt!" 00:09:16.740 --> 00:09:19.620 "Wow, jeni mashkulli me i sjellshem qe kam takuar." 00:09:19.900 --> 00:09:21.640 "Ne fakt, teper i sjellshem!" 00:09:21.640 --> 00:09:24.040 "Jooooo" 00:09:26.400 --> 00:09:28.740 Ne djall une dhe sjellja ime e mire 00:09:29.280 --> 00:09:31.280 Aghhh! Me mallkoni! 00:09:31.280 --> 00:09:33.580 Mua thjesht nuk me lejohet te dashuroj 00:09:33.580 --> 00:09:35.900 Sepse jam shume i sjellshem 00:09:35.900 --> 00:09:38.160 "Per cfare te kan ngacmuar?" 00:09:38.160 --> 00:09:40.240 "Nga te qenurit e turpshme dhe e parehatshme afer meshkujve. 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:42.600 Atatatatatata 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:45.140 Si mund ta beje kete gje rreth meje? 00:09:45.140 --> 00:09:46.500 Le te shohim! 00:09:46.700 --> 00:09:51.140 Pajtohem. ne meshkujt jemi maskarenj komplet, por 00:09:51.900 --> 00:09:52.900 Por! 00:09:52.900 --> 00:09:55.880 Dua ta fus kete - Une nuk jam maskara 00:09:56.380 --> 00:10:01.260 "Ka disa meshkuj qe jane te dashure e te sjellshem si UNE 00:10:02.060 --> 00:10:05.040 "diku atje jasht" 00:10:05.040 --> 00:10:09.420 Nese je nje person i sjellshem ne te vertet, ti nuk duhet qe te mundohesh kaq shume qe ti bindesh te tjeret 00:10:09.420 --> 00:10:14.000 qe je njeri i sjellshem, duhet vetem te jesh njeri i sjellshem 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:16.480 Sikur UNEEEE! 00:10:17.760 --> 00:10:22.400 Lereni nje "like" nese je djal i sjellshem. S'ka rendesi kush je, nese je djalosh i sjellshem 00:10:23.380 --> 00:10:29.560 Ky ishte prezantuesi i juaj, djali i sjellshem Pewdiepie. Tani, me falni derisa une vazhdoj t'i respektoje femrat. 00:10:30.180 --> 00:10:32.360 Cdo dite, vlla. 00:10:32.540 --> 00:10:33.560 Skuadra e Familjes Jasht 00:10:33.660 --> 00:10:35.920 Te pelqejne filmat e frikshem? 00:10:36.180 --> 00:10:38.260 Cili eshte filmi yt i preferuar i frikshem?