PHAH!
DAH! *Powering rage*
*Release the kraken*
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *Armagedden roar.* (R.i.p ear-drums.)
You think
You think-?
*Panting*
You think- *Single pant*
I'M NOT GONNA BEAT THIS GAAAME?!
*Inhales souls of innocent*
BWEEH~
Eeeee Z!
This game... IS FFFKN easy!
This game... IS FFKN easy!
Oh this part. Oh this part. Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy-
Oh this part. Oh this part. *Changes to retarded voice* Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy-
remember? remember this one?? you gotta go on the lamp
-remember? Remember this one?? You gotta go on the lamp-
Hu-cha!
uh- Or you can do that.
For some reason that works.
I have vERY LITTLe patien. LEFT
but I'M GoInG tO bEaT tHiS gAeM
IF IT's THE LAST THING I'LL DOo
"But Felix, you are just at the beginning of this game it gets much" sHUT THE FFUu
Do you see this? do you see that? not anyone can do that my friend!
I'm not I'm calling you a friend out of charity alright. You are mere a viewer to me
I'm not- I'm calling you a friend out of charity, alright? You are mere a viewer to me (wow burn)
That's right. listen up. I'm tired of this sHit. I'm tired of this fucking mountain
I'm tired of everything you have to rep-
What is it?
There's some sand on my mouse pad, >:( so I'm having sand in my-
o o f (rip orange)
Go away, apple (it's an orange lol), okay, so here we go. this is it. This is quite. The this is quite the SH
Shdebacle as we say in Sweden. You know what that it, what a shdebacle. you gotta gently push her up
No, you fucking fucking shit. I am so fucking tired of redoing this shit
HeRe We ArE aGaIn everyone!!
Isn't this great??(no)
This is just great! We just get to.. get to know each other, you and me, Mr. Table!
huh? we get to know each other! quite well! ab- a little bit more, than I would like!
and by a little bit I would say an eternity, approximately.
ＯＨ
ＪＥＳＨ！
*CLAP* CHE
Alright, keep it cool Felix. You've got this, my man, my brother
my neighbour! good job Felix
*horse snort*
What the fuck? how are you slipping there? how are you slipping there, my fam?
If you slip there, you're definitely gonna slip anywhere else.
You´re definitely gonna slip anywhere else all right here. We go. This is the ultimate test of slippery
All right here we go. This is the ultimate test of slippery
as I like to call it. try to make sure that I have as much mouse pad to work with as just humanely...
Okay, we're falling but it's okay it's okay its ok itsokitsok
oof. Jesus.
OOOAAAAAAOOAAAAHHH!!!
Okay, we're fine. We just gotta.. we gotta get up there again
Don't fall down because I'll be fucking annoyed. Thank you
It's just a test of slippery. It's a test of slippery.
A test of slippery, are you slippery or are you-
n- hey. motherfucker. hey.
That's not- that's not good enough is it
*spits on his hands*
*Slap face* BWAAAAAH!!!!!!!1!111!
*contemplating life choices*
I have spit all over my wall
No itsk dontpanicdontpanic
d o n ' t
*nut*
*pure rage*
What the hell, how did the orange come back?
Go away! You ruined my life, that stupid orange
(lol)
ＳＴＡＨＰ Stop!!
Where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?
where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?
*exhales pain*
(cheeky lic)
ok. OK.
*pewds being satisfied*
Yeeees!!!
I'M BACK, GAME! YOU CAN GLITCH OUT
HEY! It's the cat everybody!
you can glitch out as much as you like buddy as much. I'm gonna come back.
I'm gonna come back
I'm just fuckin gonna come back.
Oh wow! It looks like you're a moron. Good walkthrough, fucking idiot
oh wow it looks like you'rE A MORON. good walkthrough, fucking idiot.
*instant karma*
oh. no. oh
*laugh cries* what's wrong with me? i need help. i'm scared (ʘ﹏ʘ)
I can't do this. what the fu-
This is not that bad, this is not that bad. I know I can do it. I've done it many times
I know I can do it. I have faith in myself
By the power of god and anime on my side
It's not that hard, it's really, it's not, it's not that hard. It's actually quite easy
The more i think about it, it's laughable that I've been struggling on this bit.
Because, I mean, let's get real here everyone, minna-san
This bit is quite easy. It's, it's like
uh.. making love to uh.. another...
chicken
the chicken may think: "wow, this is, this is great"
and so may you think!
But the FBI may think something completely different, which is honestly,
which is honestly just, just like how it is to play this game.
I think it summarizes is-i-i-it... quite well, quite well
You gotta get the FÄSTE as we call it in Sweden.
You gotta get the FESTEH as we call in Sweden. Yeah!, you know what that means? Yeah!, you fucking do, well
HUh, y'know what that means?
Yeah, you fucking do. Well It doesn't mean skra- Oh God.
Let's not do that again
Let's not do that again.
OkAy. Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna imagine drawing a circle
A PERfeCt circle
Okay we're gonna draw a circle
(GO PEWDIEPIE)
Here we go.. doown, no, okay, alright.
Sometimes when you draw circles in life,
It doesn't always work out! and that's fine. That's fine.
My hands are like sweating
I'm solving the drought crisis in California. Maybe I'm trying too hard
Maybe I just need like a little bit.
Ohh, okay, that actually, that actually makes sense.
i did it! I used my great superior mind, and I did it!
So what I've been trying to do is like-
ÖÖOAAAAH
But now I try to like- just lift down instead and that made all the difference
Thank. God. Okay, I thin- I think, I think I-I, I can, I can do it now.
I can climb this church
I can climb the church. I am a SWISSTIAN CHANNEL™ AND I CAN CLAJMB THE CHAAARCH
Mr. Cat!
I'm not gonna make the same mistake that I ma- It's so weird!
I know what the mistake that I make is! I know perfectly what I need to do!
Perfectly, but the fucking cat. HEY, it's the Thumbs Up Of Death™, everybody!
isn't that nice? isn't that just...
Voary nice!
oh itsokitsokitsok
WOOH
OHHH
Look at that. It's soo easy.
Let's do the same thing twice.
You tried.
Too slow is better than too fast, remember Too slow is better than too fast [x2]
You're the turtle. Channel your inner turtle, Pewds.
You fucking bitch, like, honestly.
too slow is better than to fast
That's okay
I was a little too fast there, but whatever
THERE IT IS
Hey, mister thumb, WANNA GLITCH OUT AGAIN ON ME?
fucking asshole
actually I'm stuck, okay.
Nope
Jesus lordords thumby, listen.
I-I would stick that up my ass if it meant that I could complete this
I'm ki- I'm not joking
Too slow is better than too fast.
YEEESS!
BOOYAH!
C O M E O N !
Too slow is better then too fast
YESH
ALMOST!
*sighs*
Almost over Felix.
It's almost, you're almost over at the worst part
come on
Show your squad fam that you're a real man
What the fuckery was that? goddaMMIT!!
I'm imagining
babies
turning into fountains of gold.
Think of the babies and the golden fountains
Think of the babies and the GOlden fountains.
What in the assfuckery was that?
Don't push away, you sucking nipple tearing twister.
Babies and mountains
BAbies and mountains
Babies and mountains, babies and mountains
Babies and mountains
What do I do here?
Babies and mountains? He's gonna slide down isn't he?
Babies and mountains, babies and mountains
WE ARE SO. CLOSE.
Get over it first
summit first
celebrate later
So close, my god, I am going to die
please just
YEEESSH
*headphones slams into the floor*
Marzia.
i DiD iT.
I did it, Marzia!
yOU THOUGHT I cOuLdN'T DO it, dID yA?
*swedish boy loses it*
HAa Ss WAZseAsY
*moah*
Leave a like. LEave a LiKe.
LEAve a lAJke. geT tHIs tO treNdIng
gEt ThIs To TrEnDiiNg. cOOME ON EVERYbody, if we ALLL WORk TOGETHer
It's squad fam
squad fam
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H H H