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Eroii Youtube-ului

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Ultima actualizare de pe Youtube

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Cu totii am ras cand a aparut

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Cu totii am zis "HA, alta idee tampita de la Youtube"

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Nu va conta

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Nu va conta deloc

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Dar ne-am inselat

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In timp ce voi toti radeati, ghiciti cine a semnat pentru Eroii Youtube-ului...

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Corect!

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Tipul asta

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Si din moment ce am 49 de milioane de subscriberi

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Inseamna ca ma calific pentru rangul cel mai inalt

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O da!

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Youtube, lasati-ma sa combat clickbait-ul...

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Sa editez titlurile pe Youtube....

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si stiti cui ii pasa mai mult de clickbait decat oricui?

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Oh, ati ghicit din nou!

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TIPUL ASTA!

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Asa ca vom cenzura clipurile oricarui altcineva...

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si vom pune titlul adevarat

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la mizeriile lor de clipuri cu clickbait, impreuna, azi...

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O sa fie amuzant!

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Lasa un like in oricare moment al clipului in care ti-a placut!

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Daca te simti, gen "HA!"

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Da, pentru asta exista like-ul!

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Sa-i dam drumu' !!!

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BuzzFeed

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Uff

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Aghh

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'Fetele spun daca marimea conteaza'

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Video : Oh, da, conteaza

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Nu, nu conteaza.

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Asta clar e minciuna, te-ai uitat in jos!

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Asta inseamna ca minti.

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Priviti din nou...

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Video : Nu, nu conteaza.

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🎵 She's a liar, she's a liar 🎵

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🎵 She's a motherfuckin' liar 🎵

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Video: Cred ca lungimea nu e asa importanta,

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dar grosimea, este!

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Deci recunoaste!

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Video : Daca tipul e inzestrat, nu incearca din greu...

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SPUNE-O!!!

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Este vorba si despre cum o folosesti...

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Sa eviti intrebarea in asa fel...

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OK, cum vi se pare asta?

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'' Fete care NU SPUN daca marimea conteaza, EVITA sa dea raspunsul si mai si MINT pe deasupra"

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Am o gaoaza...

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Si credeti ca nu-mi dau seama daca intra asta? *degetul mic*

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sau intra asta? *pumnul*

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Vorbesti serios?!?

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Adica, n-am facut-o sau ceva...

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N-am incercat

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Dar daca as fi vrut sa incerc...

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Asculta, nici macar nu tre' sa incerc ca sa imi dau seama!

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Taci!

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N...n-am

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Nu

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Poate doar degetul mic, sa vad cum e...

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TACI!

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Despre ce e clipul asta?

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Clickbait

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Corect!

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Urmatorul!

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'Ar trebui sa locuiesti cu persoana de care esti indragostit?"

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Avem un fund plat in stanga!

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Fund plat...

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In stanga...

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Dar...

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Aparent, tot ai da click...

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Adica, nu-i nimic in neregula cu fundul plat.

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Nu ma intelegeti gresit, nu vreau sa jignesc pe nimeni!

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Nu vreau ca oamenii sa se simta prost daca se uita la clipurile mele.

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In special in legatura cu aspectul fizic

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Dar IISUSE HRISTOASE!

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E ca o clatita!

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'Ar trebui sa-mi fac implant de cur?'

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Asta e un titlu mai bun!

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Cu placere!

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Vedeti, va ajut!

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Totusi, am observat o chestie care chiar cred ca-i amuzanta

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E asta

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Cineva

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Ceva fraier de la BuzzFeed

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a facut pictograma asta.

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Si nu era niciun text

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Nu era nici un fel de text

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Erau doar imaginile astea

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Si ei

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Omu' s-a gandit,

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Stii ce?

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Trebuie!

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Trebuie sa pun f**ut aici,

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dar trebuie sa cenzuram...

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trebuie sa cenzuram pentru ca suntem Buck...

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suntem BuzzFeed, o adunatura de ratoni.

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Asa ca sa adaugam f**ut

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Si sa punem un titlu...

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sa punem ceva chestie mazgalita.

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O, da!

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Asta e!

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E ceva gen "Ah!"

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Ah! ce pictograma msto!

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Dar stiti ce lipseste?

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FUTUT

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NU,nu, nu, nu, nuu...

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Aia e!

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Oh

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Nu

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Nu, nu, nu

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Nu, nu, nu

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh.

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Oh, la naiba!

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O, da!

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BuzzFeed

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Acum, despre ce era clipul? Am uitat

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Am uitat, in regula...

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PROVOCAREA YOGA CU PRIETENA MEA!

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Jur ca am mai vazut asta undeva

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O, da! Chubbs a pus pe twitter

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Ok.

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Asta e titlul:

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'INCERC S-O CALARESC PE GAGICA-MEA IN FATA AUDIENTEI MELE DE COPII DE 10 ANI"

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Acum asta e...

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E destul de potrivit, zic!

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Stai...

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Ala e Roman Atwood?

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Treaba mea de Erou al Youtube-ului

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E prea mult efort...

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Ok. O sa le schimbam pe toate!

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' MANIPULEZ EMOTIONAL AUDIENTA MEA DE COPII DE 8 ANI"

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"MA MUT IN ANGLIA"

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Pe bune?

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Stai,ce? Ma duc in Anglia pentru a-mi promova cartea

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Oh, ok, deci...

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' SUNT UN MINCINOS NENOROCIT'

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Asa-i mai bine

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Am facut rost de GTA 6 mai devreme. Nu o sa crezi asta.

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Youtuber-ul asta a luat GTA 6 mai devreme. Nu o sa crezi asta.

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Si-a luat GTA 6 mai devreme...

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Nu stiam de comunitatea GTA ca-i asa cancer.

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Scuze.

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Youtube ar trebui sa-mi stearga canalul.

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Top 5 Youtuberi care APROAPE AU MURIT!

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Roman Atwood, Lance Stewart, ComedyShortsGamer

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O! Top 5 Youtuberi care AR TREBUI sa moara!

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Nu-i amuzant Poods.

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Hei.

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'Renunt la Youtube pentru totdeauna'

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Nu o sa dau click pe acest clip.

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Refu- stii ce? Refuz!

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Dar o sa-mi pariez testiculul stang

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Ca Leafy nu renunta.

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Pentru ca ei niciodata nu renunta.

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Youtuberi nu renunta,

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pentru un singur motiv;

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AdSense

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E o chestie misto.

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Ok.

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Asta e titlul.

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'AdSense E O Chestie Misto. Nu O Sa Ma Las Niciodata De Youtube Atat Timp Cat Imi Aduce Leafa. Imi Doream Sa Ma Fi Platit Mai Mult DAR HEI, Nu Inseamna Ca Ma Las'

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Stiti ce?

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O sa-mi mananc testiculul stang..

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daca se lasa Leafy.

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Si nu mai uploadeaza niciodata vreun video.

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Vorbesc serios.

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100%

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O spun chiar acum.

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Nu e un anunt.

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O sa-mi mananc testiculul stang.

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'RENUNT (de acum)'

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Oh, eu...

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Am asta

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'Buuu Huuu. Viata Mea e Asaaaa Grea Fiind Milionar (Mersi Youtube)

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Gata.

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Aaaaaah sunt gata.

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O doamne.

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Sa fii un Erou pe Youtube

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e o munca grea.

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Nu realizam

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Cum dracu'

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e clickbait-ul pe Youtube.

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Inainte sa...

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Inainte sa pun oamenii sa mi le trimita pe cele mai nasoale, caci...

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E...

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Youtube 2016, e un an bun pentru clickbait.

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Asta am fost eu, rectificand...

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titluri clickbait.

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Cu placere!

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A fost placerea mea.

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Daca ati zambit la clipul asta...

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lasati un like!

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si ne vedem in urmatorul clip, fratilor!

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Si ca de obicei

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Lasati un like!

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