Zankoku na tenshi no you ni...
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare....
WHAT IS UUUUUUUUUUUP (the sky)
substitles by Shuik and Nexus Rising :P
bRo-aRmy naTion?
I am your new-uh.
I... I ran out of ideas.
So, today.
I'm
So....
N- from now on
I'm going
to...
So from now on I'm going to report the news...
oh god (pewdiepie regrets doing this)
Reporting....
I'm doing the news now
I hate drama, but I need to do this.
This is my purpose
This is my real purpose,
and I think this might be
My core message
I made that video
I do do
I still stand by, I do hate drama
but I need to do this drama show now cause Keem is quitting and Scarce is....
Scarce
Let's g- I need I need my I need to be original here otherwise this is not
gonna work...
Let's get slamming on the PewDiePubes will get into the news.
Let's go inside... uh... let's go inside the stories! I like that one.
Actually, let's do that one let's go inside the stories the scoop.
Oh no, that's- scoop is better
Let's get into the latest scoops.
Our first story you will not believe! Scarce has come out as homosexual.
YAH HES GAY NOW!?!?!?
HERE BECAUSE YOUR BLIND!
Also, his parents confirms that they think he's gay now.
We reached out to Scarce for a comment about the situation
"And I'm Gay"
I told my parents I'm gay right and my mom is super homophobic on both like my
mom and my dad actually like grab my balls and they both sincerely think i'm
gay now
Oh my god I just, I can't fucking believe it and I'll see you later peace
I'm gay.
Syndicate has confirmed that he is the vice president of CS:GO Lotto
As you can see here on the title and thumbnail
Oh my god I need to create a website as well
Another breaking story, this is the big one guys
iDubbbz has also come out as gay in his coming out video
I'm gay!
Now, I don't personally give my opinion on the show
No matter what, but I personally think this is terrific.
Everyone support iDubbbz in this decision, uhh he made.
The next news might shock you.
It involves a dear friend of mine and... you know it pains me to do this but
Jacksepticeye says...
"I got to see all my friends"
Jacksepticeye doesn't have any friends...
Why is he lying about this? We don't know.
Why did Jack lie about the situation? We don't know.
Coming up next, noop... noob... (pewds meant scoops)
the next scoop is.... might shock you
uhh
A scientific breakthrough has been done in the YouTube community today as
Roman Atwood discovers water colder than zero degrees
Now we didn't know that it was possible for water to be colder than zero
degrees but it seems that Roman Atwood has done it. He also attempted to swim in
this coldest water ever and it seems that he survived somehow.
Could Roman Atwood be a superhuman? We reached out to Roman Attwood for a
response.
Roman Atwood is that- we're having a Roman Atwood live here on Skype.
"Yeah dude."
"I just... went..."
"I found the coldest water and I just went straight in"
"I needed to prove you dude that it was sick dog"
Thank you for your continuing support in the YouTube community.
Roman Atwood has murdered his own children!!
We reached out to Roman Atwood for a response.
"Yeah dude, it's just... it's just a click bait title."
So you're saying that you didn't murder your children?
"Yeah man, I wouldn't.... I wouldn't.... I wouldn't do that dude."
Then why did you put it in the title?!?
-silence-
Roman?
Ro- Roman?
Roman has yet to leave a response.
THE NEXT SCOOP EVERYONE
Leafy decides to leaf... YouTube.
He is officially done with YouTube and....
I for one support Leafy.. pftttt
There has been a lot of scoops today but there are many more scoops to cover.
Wait what's this, what's this?
News team?
What's this, ComedyShortsGamer has found the best game ever...
Twice!
CANCER
Could ComedyShortsGamer potentially suffer from amnesia?
We reached out to ComedyShortsGamer for a response.
*screaming* (Ear drums explode)
This just in right now live on the scoops
PewDiePie's dad is gay.
We reached out to PewDiePie's dad for a response.
Oh, my God.
Absolutely news breaking.
"SCARCE": Hey guys, uh, next up
it looked like Faze Rain murdered his roommate; it's pretty big news here
Uh, I don't know if it's true or not but it seems here there's a knife and going
into his roommates back. Um,
I'm not going to dig any deeper than this because...
IT DON'T FUCKING MATTER FOR SHIT
But it seems, yes, Faze Rain did murder his roommate.
That was it for this week's of scoops. I hope you are all a fan of this new show format that I will do
for a year and then quit. Keem, just come back I can't do this fucking job all
right, I don't
I can't I can't do it I can't do it T^T favorite and like this video for more
uh, scoops. (Help meh)
PewDiePie now over a lot of subscribers. *Lies*
*cue neon genesis evangelion opening.. again*
#DicksOutForHarambae<3
BardockObama+McChicken<3
Bush did 9/11 wake up fam
Pewdiepie caused the Third impact
Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong
The Holocaust never happened, it's a lie
YEE
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Skip to 8:20 for some cool shit.
I, 404UsernameNotFoundX, am bisexual and I'm proud. Fuck you Westboro Baptist Church.
Cool
Im bored
Guys plz help pewds trapped us in his basement
We're stuck doing captions for him
We have no food or water
Plz send help at Building 69-Room 420, Utah, Ireland
Help website is at http://bit.ly/1eue1Qo
You can copy and paste subtitles btw
More information can be found there thx
For now enjoy this jpeg of crazy vegan #268
Don't Forget Vegan Gains
So how was ur day
My brother jumped off a cliff, so I've had a great day
I asked Pewds if I could throw a party
he said no
:(
Jacksepticeye is here as well
he was forced to make vids
I did his captions
he paid me 0.01 Yen
I bought a pokemon with that
it was a magikarp
It never evolved
[Cue the sadness]
real chacha
slide hours🔥👀💯💦
NUUU
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