SUP. THE RULE IS SIMPLE
you laugh...
you lose
Can you beat this?
Extremely difficult challenge. I think not! If you laugh
You lose
Which is why every time I finish these fucking videos I go "Did you laugh or did you lose?"
It's the same fucking thing you idiot piece of shit, Pewdiepie Jesus Christ
Anyway, let's begin.
Another laugh, you lose episode 5 Sou.. 5 [When you try your best but you don't succeed]
Episode 5. This is episode 5.
Ok, here we go!
What an anime is this?
When you get the fan subs. (laughs)
Did I already..? No, it doesn't count! What anime is this? Is that Bakuman?
Used to read that shit man. They finished it. Oh hell. Yeah, man shut up, okay?
You keep going let's keep going! The fuck is this? Mario Party?
Some of these are just so painfully unfunny like who thinks this is funny
How can you think that's funny Are you f-- are you f-f-fucking retarded man?
oh, he's spinning. you spin my head right round, Heh heh heh aheh heh
What da fak pastor, Dr.. Marcus good morning. Everyone. My name is Pastor, Dr. Martian Samba.
Senpai!? Capacity as the Chairman of the national task force against homosexuality in Uganda
Is he against homosexuality? What why? Barack Obama back off (old man laugh)
(Alien Noise)
Excuse me Barack Obama could you please back up? Thank you Kindly sir, please?
Step back, step back back
I've taken time for a little research to kno-. He's taking time to do a little research
Let's see what he found.
What homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom. One of the thing they do is called "anal licking" where a man's anus.
Is licked (Making an licking noise) like this.
...by the other person
Like ice cream. Like ice cream? (not laughing)
I didn't laugh
And even poopoo comes out the other poopoo is out and then they eat the poopoo
The other one they do is they have a sex practice called "fisting"
Where they insert their hand into the other man's hand and it goes into the anus all the way
He insert his hand in his other man's hand
I don't see any wrong with that at all
As Africans we want to ask Barack Obama to explain to us is this what he wants to bring to Africa?
As a Human right to eat the poopoo!
To eat the poopoo they eat the poopoo!
Can you believe this? It's funny and all but it's also just blatant clearly homophobia of like making all these crazy
All those gay people you know what they do. They take the shit and they smear it all over their face
Oh, they love shit. It's disgusting we need to sit, like...
so stupid
all of you
He brings that
pissing over
Lemme guess is it Robin?The big surprise is the fookin bass!
It's fucking RAW!
*pewds screaming with some dank music in the backgroud*
*dank music continues*
Haha! It was just getting good, the fucking bass is fucking...
...RAAAAAAAAAAAW!
Man, these are good.
What is this?
May I take your order please?
Yes, let me get a... (Pewdiepie stare of disapproval)
How is that funny? It's not funny. You just being a fucking idiot and uh you're not clever. You're not funny
You're just a fucking moron and wipe that smug ass fucking smile off your face. You piece of shit, okay?
Go fuck yourself. I don't know why that bothered me so much Jesus Christ
I AM UNDER WHAT?!
Hahahaha
What!
Why did you do this to me?
Don't think I'll ever in my lifetime ever hear those words again with that
You sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?
How can you say that unironically? God bless you God bless you hell yeah
what have we got here a clever robot that can do a
He won!
Hey good job. You did it!!
Oh man, the end of humanity is coming.
I've seen this one is fucking amazing
I feel bad for the fish. I don't know why do you mind me just being a fish soaring through the sky?
Breaking the laws of nature you've been like fuck you. I'm not a I'm not a fucking pussy ass boy
I'm going to go into the fucking sky
I'm gonna be bird bitch, and then someone just hit you with a boomerang
All right, what we got here
heh
this George Lucas latest cut of Star wars or..?
Okay, all right. I get it. It looks like they are having fun. I get it. That's hilarious.
*EPIC SAX MUSIC*
Wasn't expecting it, but it didn't make me giggle not even giggle.
I didn't think lance told anybody you didn't do any of me
You know what he did for me he raised
Five hundred million dollars for cancer research, that's what that lie did. yeah
Look at my line thomson everybody had the fans on remember the brand sure I fucking loved pillsbury dough gets out the sun yay
You know it wasn't built on cancer. Yeah
The whole thing was annoying and I hate how oprah was interviewing them and acting like she was
Dumbfounded that this guy would do this like she's been in show business for 35 years and she can't like wrap her head around
some guy doing
Whatever it takes to get to the next level didn't she for the first five years have like midgets who wanted to bang the Mailman's
Boyfriend and she didn't want to do it. What wait
oh brad midgets what can I not find anything about the goddamn maid yet look the guy was the
sociopath on a bicycle all right
Both concern we got off easy. Yeah, if that guy was working for a corporation
He probably would have been porn stuff in the water supply doing god-knows-what
Just keep them on the bike
he's not hurting anybody, not hurt anybody and
The top 20 guys like all tested positive yes, roy, so I'm so true. Yeah beat you all right it up guys
Okay
Run that filthy sport. It's all ours absolutely ridiculous
He doesn't represent
Cycling are they going to return all the money that they make a guy's ass they're going to turn in their yachts. They're not gonna
Not going to show everyone turn in your yacht
It's so true as soon as someone is something has them someone else. Uh it's a terrible. We're not going to do anything
You know, but this is terrible. We're be closing an eye for it, but this is terrible
Man Bill bird talking about one punch man. It's so funny
And it's so spot-on like I tweeted that I like this show called one punch man
alright and
The fucking responses that I got I got dude you fucking drunk. Oh my gosh
You're in the anime, and then other people just like this is like the greatest day
The monsters that he fights you also get more of an insight into where people's heads Iraq
You know one of the months is he fought with some giant virus
sent here by the Earth to get rid of the all the humans because of what we've done to the planet so there's
Environmental thing then my favorite one was this guy who was crab man
He was half
Like up top and he was all a crab and then the bottom he was he was half a guy and he was in
The bottom half. He's in his bare feet and tighty whities
and
the guys like oh
I ate so much crab meat that I became a fucking crab and to me he represented the upper 1% corporate guys
You know on some power lunch just eating all the fucking sushi and just take take take take take nothing spiritual about him
So he gave him the old right there fred and then he fought this fuckin left
And she command of all the mosquitos
And she spit the mosquitoes on everybody suck all the blood out of you and all your fucking energy
And then it would make her stronger and to me it's like. Oh, this is a gold-digging blood sucking whore ha ha
It's funny how he sees the show so differently like I didn't look. It's one punch fucking man
I wouldn't even think about looking into the meaning behind all the enemies and people he care
I just love how he fucking breaks it down so brilliantly and he doesn't even watch anime. It's fucking hilarious
Gobert is a goddamn genius
the post on 4chan uses a profile picture of what appears to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun a
Picture of what appears to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun
IS THIS REAL, is this fucking real
The fucking grinch man goddamn the GRINCH you know it's this guy
You can never know it's the grinch for sure
Buzzer Ricky, thank you, very much absolutely let's talk about you getting in on the third season of the affair
What is happening?
Brendan Fraser what's happening to you?
He's transforming
It's a willing cast ensemble new
Brendan
Brendan FRAAASER
Yeah, and oh, this is a worse I could
It be on one day. I'll have a future in broadcasting
In a jail, oh, yeah, I should I should mention that uh what happened dear Brandon look yes
We all wonder what the truth really is
Compelling story that wow it's it's conceit. Which is a simple enough premise that
Action together her more the Journey towards you
but in
2008, I think, or seven never helped me both someone's got okay?
Wow
Thanks so much for being here man. It's gonna be me when I'm done with Youtube come back. The laugh or lose episode
600,000
And then talk about past prime Jesus Christ Brandon
I still love you brandon if you're watching my man'd still fuck you. Let's end this episode here
Leave a like if you enjoyed watching domo for watching, did you laugh or did you lose?
Thank you sister. Fuck (Becomes gay and kisses hand)