WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.220 SUP. THE RULE IS SIMPLE 00:00:04.220 --> 00:00:05.760 you laugh... 00:00:06.220 --> 00:00:07.540 you lose 00:00:07.540 --> 00:00:09.250 Can you beat this? 00:00:09.250 --> 00:00:13.920 Extremely difficult challenge. I think not! If you laugh 00:00:14.710 --> 00:00:16.539 You lose 00:00:16.540 --> 00:00:22.480 Which is why every time I finish these fucking videos I go "Did you laugh or did you lose?" 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:26.060 It's the same fucking thing you idiot piece of shit, Pewdiepie Jesus Christ 00:00:27.490 --> 00:00:29.019 Anyway, let's begin. 00:00:29.019 --> 00:00:34.349 Another laugh, you lose episode 5 Sou.. 5 [When you try your best but you don't succeed] 00:00:35.110 --> 00:00:37.169 Episode 5. This is episode 5. 00:00:40.989 --> 00:00:42.989 Ok, here we go! 00:00:43.989 --> 00:00:45.989 What an anime is this? 00:00:55.380 --> 00:00:58.340 When you get the fan subs. (laughs) 00:00:59.040 --> 00:01:06.140 Did I already..? No, it doesn't count! What anime is this? Is that Bakuman? 00:01:07.510 --> 00:01:13.079 Used to read that shit man. They finished it. Oh hell. Yeah, man shut up, okay? 00:01:13.080 --> 00:01:16.830 You keep going let's keep going! The fuck is this? Mario Party? 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:22.709 Some of these are just so painfully unfunny like who thinks this is funny 00:01:24.189 --> 00:01:26.279 How can you think that's funny Are you f-- are you f-f-fucking retarded man? 00:01:27.729 --> 00:01:31.379 oh, he's spinning. you spin my head right round, Heh heh heh aheh heh 00:01:33.400 --> 00:01:39.240 What da fak pastor, Dr.. Marcus good morning. Everyone. My name is Pastor, Dr. Martian Samba. 00:01:39.240 --> 00:01:45.540 Senpai!? Capacity as the Chairman of the national task force against homosexuality in Uganda 00:01:45.660 --> 00:01:51.600 Is he against homosexuality? What why? Barack Obama back off (old man laugh) 00:01:54.240 --> 00:01:55.700 (Alien Noise) 00:01:55.719 --> 00:02:00.809 Excuse me Barack Obama could you please back up? Thank you Kindly sir, please? 00:02:01.620 --> 00:02:05.140 Step back, step back back 00:02:05.380 --> 00:02:10.740 I've taken time for a little research to kno-. He's taking time to do a little research 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:13.020 Let's see what he found. 00:02:13.020 --> 00:02:20.880 What homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom. One of the thing they do is called "anal licking" where a man's anus. 00:02:21.530 --> 00:02:23.530 Is licked (Making an licking noise) like this. 00:02:23.900 --> 00:02:25.840 ...by the other person 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:29.340 Like ice cream. Like ice cream? (not laughing) 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:31.610 I didn't laugh 00:02:31.610 --> 00:02:37.680 And even poopoo comes out the other poopoo is out and then they eat the poopoo 00:02:38.480 --> 00:02:42.960 The other one they do is they have a sex practice called "fisting" 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:49.920 Where they insert their hand into the other man's hand and it goes into the anus all the way 00:02:50.600 --> 00:02:53.140 He insert his hand in his other man's hand 00:02:53.260 --> 00:02:55.520 I don't see any wrong with that at all 00:02:55.520 --> 00:03:02.940 As Africans we want to ask Barack Obama to explain to us is this what he wants to bring to Africa? 00:03:03.060 --> 00:03:06.280 As a Human right to eat the poopoo! 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.180 To eat the poopoo they eat the poopoo! 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:22.000 Can you believe this? It's funny and all but it's also just blatant clearly homophobia of like making all these crazy 00:03:22.790 --> 00:03:28.959 All those gay people you know what they do. They take the shit and they smear it all over their face 00:03:29.290 --> 00:03:32.799 Oh, they love shit. It's disgusting we need to sit, like... 00:03:33.440 --> 00:03:35.440 so stupid 00:03:37.490 --> 00:03:39.490 all of you 00:03:39.710 --> 00:03:41.660 He brings that 00:03:41.660 --> 00:03:42.890 pissing over 00:03:42.890 --> 00:03:48.200 Lemme guess is it Robin?The big surprise is the fookin bass! 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:51.980 It's fucking RAW! 00:03:52.540 --> 00:03:55.520 *pewds screaming with some dank music in the backgroud* 00:03:55.520 --> 00:03:58.320 *dank music continues* 00:03:58.420 --> 00:04:04.640 Haha! It was just getting good, the fucking bass is fucking... 00:04:04.640 --> 00:04:06.240 ...RAAAAAAAAAAAW! 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:12.025 Man, these are good. 00:04:12.025 --> 00:04:13.160 What is this? 00:04:20.700 --> 00:04:22.540 May I take your order please? 00:04:24.740 --> 00:04:27.560 Yes, let me get a... (Pewdiepie stare of disapproval) 00:04:32.840 --> 00:04:38.520 How is that funny? It's not funny. You just being a fucking idiot and uh you're not clever. You're not funny 00:04:38.520 --> 00:04:43.530 You're just a fucking moron and wipe that smug ass fucking smile off your face. You piece of shit, okay? 00:04:44.100 --> 00:04:47.520 Go fuck yourself. I don't know why that bothered me so much Jesus Christ 00:05:00.960 --> 00:05:02.560 I AM UNDER WHAT?! 00:05:02.640 --> 00:05:03.960 Hahahaha 00:05:14.740 --> 00:05:15.460 What! 00:05:22.060 --> 00:05:25.560 Why did you do this to me? 00:05:43.880 --> 00:05:47.859 Don't think I'll ever in my lifetime ever hear those words again with that 00:05:51.440 --> 00:05:55.480 You sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis? 00:05:55.700 --> 00:05:59.560 How can you say that unironically? God bless you God bless you hell yeah 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:02.420 what have we got here a clever robot that can do a 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:08.840 He won! 00:06:08.840 --> 00:06:11.720 Hey good job. You did it!! 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:16.400 Oh man, the end of humanity is coming. 00:06:16.400 --> 00:06:17.700 I've seen this one is fucking amazing 00:06:21.180 --> 00:06:26.209 I feel bad for the fish. I don't know why do you mind me just being a fish soaring through the sky? 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:31.699 Breaking the laws of nature you've been like fuck you. I'm not a I'm not a fucking pussy ass boy 00:06:31.760 --> 00:06:33.710 I'm going to go into the fucking sky 00:06:33.710 --> 00:06:37.220 I'm gonna be bird bitch, and then someone just hit you with a boomerang 00:06:37.900 --> 00:06:39.100 All right, what we got here 00:06:40.980 --> 00:06:42.980 heh 00:06:43.520 --> 00:06:46.920 this George Lucas latest cut of Star wars or..? 00:06:48.840 --> 00:06:53.860 Okay, all right. I get it. It looks like they are having fun. I get it. That's hilarious. 00:06:57.520 --> 00:07:02.860 *EPIC SAX MUSIC* 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:07.035 Wasn't expecting it, but it didn't make me giggle not even giggle. 00:07:07.035 --> 00:07:10.520 I didn't think lance told anybody you didn't do any of me 00:07:12.030 --> 00:07:14.030 You know what he did for me he raised 00:07:14.460 --> 00:07:18.650 Five hundred million dollars for cancer research, that's what that lie did. yeah 00:07:19.170 --> 00:07:26.749 Look at my line thomson everybody had the fans on remember the brand sure I fucking loved pillsbury dough gets out the sun yay 00:07:27.900 --> 00:07:30.859 You know it wasn't built on cancer. Yeah 00:07:33.300 --> 00:07:37.669 The whole thing was annoying and I hate how oprah was interviewing them and acting like she was 00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:44.119 Dumbfounded that this guy would do this like she's been in show business for 35 years and she can't like wrap her head around 00:07:44.580 --> 00:07:45.890 some guy doing 00:07:45.890 --> 00:07:52.729 Whatever it takes to get to the next level didn't she for the first five years have like midgets who wanted to bang the Mailman's 00:07:52.890 --> 00:07:56.720 Boyfriend and she didn't want to do it. What wait 00:07:56.750 --> 00:08:02.780 oh brad midgets what can I not find anything about the goddamn maid yet look the guy was the 00:08:03.180 --> 00:08:05.389 sociopath on a bicycle all right 00:08:08.479 --> 00:08:13.179 Both concern we got off easy. Yeah, if that guy was working for a corporation 00:08:13.180 --> 00:08:16.359 He probably would have been porn stuff in the water supply doing god-knows-what 00:08:17.180 --> 00:08:19.180 Just keep them on the bike 00:08:21.650 --> 00:08:24.040 he's not hurting anybody, not hurt anybody and 00:08:24.620 --> 00:08:31.120 The top 20 guys like all tested positive yes, roy, so I'm so true. Yeah beat you all right it up guys 00:08:33.260 --> 00:08:35.260 Okay 00:08:37.400 --> 00:08:42.519 Run that filthy sport. It's all ours absolutely ridiculous 00:08:42.520 --> 00:08:43.729 He doesn't represent 00:08:43.729 --> 00:08:49.479 Cycling are they going to return all the money that they make a guy's ass they're going to turn in their yachts. They're not gonna 00:08:50.270 --> 00:08:52.779 Not going to show everyone turn in your yacht 00:08:52.820 --> 00:08:59.710 It's so true as soon as someone is something has them someone else. Uh it's a terrible. We're not going to do anything 00:08:59.710 --> 00:09:04.179 You know, but this is terrible. We're be closing an eye for it, but this is terrible 00:09:04.700 --> 00:09:09.009 Man Bill bird talking about one punch man. It's so funny 00:09:09.010 --> 00:09:13.779 And it's so spot-on like I tweeted that I like this show called one punch man 00:09:15.650 --> 00:09:17.120 alright and 00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:22.150 The fucking responses that I got I got dude you fucking drunk. Oh my gosh 00:09:22.150 --> 00:09:26.169 You're in the anime, and then other people just like this is like the greatest day 00:09:29.510 --> 00:09:35.169 The monsters that he fights you also get more of an insight into where people's heads Iraq 00:09:35.170 --> 00:09:37.570 You know one of the months is he fought with some giant virus 00:09:38.450 --> 00:09:42.909 sent here by the Earth to get rid of the all the humans because of what we've done to the planet so there's 00:09:43.130 --> 00:09:46.989 Environmental thing then my favorite one was this guy who was crab man 00:09:46.990 --> 00:09:47.630 He was half 00:09:47.630 --> 00:09:53.739 Like up top and he was all a crab and then the bottom he was he was half a guy and he was in 00:09:53.810 --> 00:09:57.130 The bottom half. He's in his bare feet and tighty whities 00:09:57.800 --> 00:09:59.240 and 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:00.250 the guys like oh 00:10:00.250 --> 00:10:06.429 I ate so much crab meat that I became a fucking crab and to me he represented the upper 1% corporate guys 00:10:07.400 --> 00:10:13.779 You know on some power lunch just eating all the fucking sushi and just take take take take take nothing spiritual about him 00:10:13.910 --> 00:10:17.500 So he gave him the old right there fred and then he fought this fuckin left 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:20.599 And she command of all the mosquitos 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:25.340 And she spit the mosquitoes on everybody suck all the blood out of you and all your fucking energy 00:10:25.340 --> 00:10:30.619 And then it would make her stronger and to me it's like. Oh, this is a gold-digging blood sucking whore ha ha 00:10:31.260 --> 00:10:37.039 It's funny how he sees the show so differently like I didn't look. It's one punch fucking man 00:10:37.040 --> 00:10:42.260 I wouldn't even think about looking into the meaning behind all the enemies and people he care 00:10:42.260 --> 00:10:47.270 I just love how he fucking breaks it down so brilliantly and he doesn't even watch anime. It's fucking hilarious 00:10:47.790 --> 00:10:49.290 Gobert is a goddamn genius 00:10:49.290 --> 00:10:55.790 the post on 4chan uses a profile picture of what appears to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun a 00:11:02.520 --> 00:11:05.860 Picture of what appears to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun 00:11:14.920 --> 00:11:17.700 IS THIS REAL, is this fucking real 00:11:20.860 --> 00:11:26.220 The fucking grinch man goddamn the GRINCH you know it's this guy 00:11:27.630 --> 00:11:30.409 You can never know it's the grinch for sure 00:11:33.660 --> 00:11:40.190 Buzzer Ricky, thank you, very much absolutely let's talk about you getting in on the third season of the affair 00:11:40.890 --> 00:11:42.890 What is happening? 00:11:42.930 --> 00:11:44.930 Brendan Fraser what's happening to you? 00:11:45.839 --> 00:11:47.839 He's transforming 00:11:48.750 --> 00:11:52.280 It's a willing cast ensemble new 00:11:53.839 --> 00:11:55.839 Brendan 00:11:56.779 --> 00:11:58.779 Brendan FRAAASER 00:12:00.229 --> 00:12:04.329 Yeah, and oh, this is a worse I could 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:12.249 It be on one day. I'll have a future in broadcasting 00:12:14.239 --> 00:12:21.309 In a jail, oh, yeah, I should I should mention that uh what happened dear Brandon look yes 00:12:22.609 --> 00:12:24.609 We all wonder what the truth really is 00:12:26.449 --> 00:12:33.248 Compelling story that wow it's it's conceit. Which is a simple enough premise that 00:12:38.059 --> 00:12:40.719 Action together her more the Journey towards you 00:12:42.439 --> 00:12:44.439 but in 00:12:45.149 --> 00:12:48.619 2008, I think, or seven never helped me both someone's got okay? 00:12:49.889 --> 00:12:51.889 Wow 00:12:53.610 --> 00:13:01.219 Thanks so much for being here man. It's gonna be me when I'm done with Youtube come back. The laugh or lose episode 00:13:02.850 --> 00:13:04.290 600,000 00:13:04.290 --> 00:13:08.599 And then talk about past prime Jesus Christ Brandon 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:15.769 I still love you brandon if you're watching my man'd still fuck you. Let's end this episode here 00:13:15.769 --> 00:13:20.448 Leave a like if you enjoyed watching domo for watching, did you laugh or did you lose? 00:13:21.509 --> 00:13:23.749 Thank you sister. Fuck (Becomes gay and kisses hand)