WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.540 Awwwee, I fucked up. This is stupid- 00:00:03.540 --> 00:00:05.440 pewds done gettin a scaredipie 00:00:05.440 --> 00:00:08.400 Hey, how's going Bros ? My name-a PewDiePie ! 00:00:08.520 --> 00:00:12.960 Today we're playing "Emily Wants To Play". I played this game before; It's fucking scary. 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.600 Like, someone suggested this to me, and I was like: 00:00:15.680 --> 00:00:16.240 *nope sound* 00:00:16.300 --> 00:00:21.180 HELL NO, I'm not playing that shit on VR. I set up a completely different game to play today, 00:00:21.180 --> 00:00:26.010 It didn't work, so I'm like "Well. I guess I'm playing this!" We'll see how it goes... Fuck man. 00:00:26.010 --> 00:00:29.800 It's gonna be scary. Okay. Well wish me luck. If I die... I die. :) 00:00:30.189 --> 00:00:32.189 Fuck this is creepy- Oh my God! 00:00:32.680 --> 00:00:34.800 It's a black lady there. 00:00:35.400 --> 00:00:36.000 Oh! 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:37.880 *gasp* Where did she go? 00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:42.080 Fuck I'm scared, I'm legit scared already, okay. 00:00:42.730 --> 00:00:48.200 "Trigger to grab and interact, hold..." Alright, let's just go. FUCK! Okay. 00:00:49.360 --> 00:00:52.589 Come on. I can do this. I ain't scared! (lol nope) Oh my God. I'm scared!(See?) 00:00:54.340 --> 00:00:59.669 Your pizza's here! It's PorterPie. Oh my God. What happened? 00:00:59.739 --> 00:01:04.079 OH, it's a crazy, bitch!! I better go... 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:08.500 Ah hell, no, I'm so- oh! 00:01:09.549 --> 00:01:13.799 Fuck, a painting I can't interact with... Alright we're fine! 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:19.619 I realized I'm looking at a wall. I should probably stay like this, right? 00:01:22.659 --> 00:01:24.659 Oh my God there she is! 00:01:25.600 --> 00:01:29.940 How you doing there? Don't fuck with me! My God this is scary... 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:31.980 *constipated Felix* 00:01:32.020 --> 00:01:34.020 It's giving me the creeps man!!! 00:01:34.020 --> 00:01:35.600 What the fuck is happening here?! 00:01:35.800 --> 00:01:36.400 *bitch laughs* 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:37.620 OH! >:( 00:01:38.440 --> 00:01:43.140 Where did that bitch go?! Where did that bitch gooo?!!? 00:01:45.240 --> 00:01:49.540 You better not move boi! Heyy, how you doing down there? 00:01:50.700 --> 00:01:52.759 OH MY GOD, that's too creepy. I can't. 00:01:53.600 --> 00:01:55.600 Where the fuck am I? I'm so lost. 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:59.040 Aah, I forgot how you played- 00:01:59.100 --> 00:01:59.740 Oiiii 00:02:00.800 --> 00:02:03.220 Okay, fuck it. The door just opened up, I'm fine. 00:02:03.220 --> 00:02:05.940 Fuck, I'm on edge man. I'm on fuckin' edge! 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:08.860 Some games you're not supposed to play in VR. 00:02:09.630 --> 00:02:12.400 Okay... hello? HELLO?! 00:02:12.930 --> 00:02:14.500 It's me! :D 00:02:14.760 --> 00:02:16.300 What is this? 00:02:16.300 --> 00:02:18.160 *audiotape static* 00:02:18.160 --> 00:02:20.860 Oh shit, it's this fucking thing, turn it off! 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:27.000 *Silence envelops the scene* 00:02:28.640 --> 00:02:31.000 Okay, alright. Let's see here. What does it say? 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:36.300 The fuck, what do I keep touching? I'm so lost, Jesus Christ. Okay. 00:02:38.060 --> 00:02:42.100 All right, well let's go in here. How's that right- is there light switch in here? 00:02:47.200 --> 00:02:48.900 I'm so scared. 00:02:50.200 --> 00:02:52.000 I'm so scared!! 00:02:59.570 --> 00:03:01.100 "I just want to play!" 00:03:01.100 --> 00:03:02.200 Ah, fuck! 00:03:03.600 --> 00:03:04.300 Oh- 00:03:04.300 --> 00:03:06.100 Who turned on the TV?! 00:03:06.500 --> 00:03:08.200 (TV) -"bizarre death of a local couple. 00:03:08.200 --> 00:03:09.600 The couple was found lifeless..." 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:20.500 I forgot how you- 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:23.399 that bitch was NOT there before!! 00:03:25.700 --> 00:03:26.500 Oh- 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:29.400 What's me- a fuck! This is so scary! 00:03:34.180 --> 00:03:41.340 Who made that noise. Is that Santa Claus? I think we're fine. 00:03:44.470 --> 00:03:51.389 Oh my God. Oh my God. My God where did she go? 00:03:53.020 --> 00:03:55.020 I don't have a flashlight yet. 00:03:56.260 --> 00:03:58.260 There's definitely something down there. 00:04:00.459 --> 00:04:02.459 I ain't going down there, fuck you 00:04:05.140 --> 00:04:10.529 Where's the flashlight I gotta find the flashlight right? Let's play at midnight. Okay? Let's not 00:04:13.660 --> 00:04:21.119 That's weird. I'm sweating guys. I'm fucking where's the flashlight. I need the flashlight 00:04:26.330 --> 00:04:31.460 Oh, yeah, they turn off the lights right? Okay, I got it. Let's find the flashlight 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:41.520 Ah that's fucked. 00:04:45.050 --> 00:04:47.050 Where's the fucking flashlight guys? 00:04:48.889 --> 00:04:52.299 Fuck- I ain't down for this shit, man 00:04:53.840 --> 00:04:55.840 I really ain't down for this shit. 00:04:59.090 --> 00:05:01.090 Oh god is it midnight. 00:05:03.620 --> 00:05:07.880 Awww fuck I need to get the fuck out of here 00:05:10.760 --> 00:05:18.320 okay well, this is the brightest room. I'm just gonna- what the fuck was that. What the fuck was that? 00:05:19.640 --> 00:05:21.640 No! 00:05:22.069 --> 00:05:23.449 Oh God 00:05:23.449 --> 00:05:25.680 Turn on the light turn on the light 00:05:26.660 --> 00:05:31.640 FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. You aint gonna get this. I know kungfu 00:05:33.020 --> 00:05:35.100 Swedish kungfu, Motherfucker 00:05:39.830 --> 00:05:41.830 Oh my God this so scary 00:05:45.830 --> 00:05:51.279 Bitch, you better show yourself before fucking fist you fuck you. 00:05:54.139 --> 00:06:01.478 Oh my God, I don't like this hello. I just want to deliver the pizza 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:11.310 Why did I try to deliver a pi- bitch you fucking fuck off bitch go 00:06:13.389 --> 00:06:16.499 What do you want? What do you want? 00:06:18.490 --> 00:06:23.549 What do you want bit- you tiny. ah she's tiny guys *screams* 00:06:23.549 --> 00:06:25.419 *RIP POPPIPIE* 00:06:25.419 --> 00:06:27.419 God damn it 00:06:28.270 --> 00:06:31.169 Fuck. That fucking hurt 00:06:32.740 --> 00:06:35.820 What happened? I died I- great 00:06:37.140 --> 00:06:39.140 fucking great 00:06:41.650 --> 00:06:43.650 fuck 00:06:48.970 --> 00:06:53.130 Okay, we need to find a flash time this time for Fuck's sake flash flash light 00:06:58.660 --> 00:07:00.660 Your pizzas here every- 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:04.720 *creepy laugh* 00:07:09.060 --> 00:07:11.060 thank you for telling me how to grab 00:07:11.060 --> 00:07:13.060 (how to fist manual) 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:18.790 Okay, let's find the fucking flashlight 00:07:25.010 --> 00:07:27.010 Don't see it though. 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:40.419 Aw you fucking bitch. How did you get there? God damn, it's so creepy. No! 00:07:42.740 --> 00:07:45.430 God damn, it's so creepy. I can't 00:07:53.060 --> 00:07:57.459 That's normal. There's the flashlight. i found it. Oh, fuck 00:08:01.970 --> 00:08:03.970 Okay, we have the flashlight now 00:08:11.930 --> 00:08:13.930 Hell no 00:08:23.630 --> 00:08:29.260 Oh my God can we go down there? Oh, I fucked up. This is stup- 00:08:34.280 --> 00:08:37.329 I'm such a pussy jesus Christ 00:08:38.990 --> 00:08:41.080 De-ve-ere is la flashlight- ah 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:47.350 Ve-re is the flashlight everyone has anyone see the flashlight 00:08:47.990 --> 00:08:49.400 Ehm? 00:08:49.400 --> 00:08:52.660 Just poor Swedish man looking for flashlight 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:57.580 That's anyone seen the flashlight. Alright, I go 00:08:58.460 --> 00:09:00.460 Maybe it's in here 00:09:00.820 --> 00:09:02.820 Oh shit I never checked this room 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:06.000 Fuck you 00:09:06.260 --> 00:09:09.520 Alright, lady. I'm here for the flashlight and nothing else 00:09:10.700 --> 00:09:15.249 Someone got a blue screen. That's bad. oh look at the notes in the paper thing 00:09:15.530 --> 00:09:19.239 "They will never take my friendship-" Fuck! 00:09:19.239 --> 00:09:19.850 Ow 00:09:19.850 --> 00:09:21.850 what the fuck did I just 00:09:22.790 --> 00:09:27.909 Where am I? Ah, fuck. Aw great I fucked up the green screen. 00:09:28.700 --> 00:09:32.259 oh great. It's midnight. it's midnight alright. I'm ready for this 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:35.080 I'm ready for that, bitch 00:09:35.150 --> 00:09:36.280 wherever she comes 00:09:36.280 --> 00:09:43.869 I will fucking kill you. I will stab your eyes out and eat them you better show yourself. Where are you? 00:09:46.010 --> 00:09:48.819 Why did you draw a dick? Oh wait it's the controller 00:09:49.730 --> 00:09:52.960 No not on my watch the doors stay open 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:56.200 That's right 00:09:58.110 --> 00:10:00.110 Fuck okay. I'm getting a little scared 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:07.130 Yes, the child will have no idea what happened hehehe 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:12.860 Bitch, bitch, you fucked up, bitch you go 00:10:13.500 --> 00:10:17.750 alright, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you. You can't hurt me 00:10:18.870 --> 00:10:21.380 Said I'm looking at you. What are you dabbin? 00:10:24.990 --> 00:10:26.990 Go dab somewhere else 00:10:27.450 --> 00:10:31.009 I'm not going to look away from me because I know bad things is gonna happen oh 00:10:33.090 --> 00:10:39.620 oh god. Where'd the bitch go? Where'd the bitch go? Where the bitch go? Where'd the bitch go? Where'd the bitch go? Where'd the bitch at? 00:10:40.080 --> 00:10:42.410 Where them hoes at? The hoes at? The hoes at? 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:52.130 Is there anything I need to do right now? fuck it's quiet 00:10:53.790 --> 00:10:55.790 Okay, come on 00:10:56.430 --> 00:10:58.430 What the fuck with that? 00:10:59.400 --> 00:11:01.400 She's in there 00:11:03.750 --> 00:11:05.750 fuck you that door stays open 00:11:10.290 --> 00:11:14.719 Bring it bitch. Is that all you got fucking dabbing? 00:11:23.850 --> 00:11:29.369 Oh, God. Oh my God you fucking bitch stop dabbing 00:11:31.330 --> 00:11:34.080 is that all you got? get off the couch 00:11:37.420 --> 00:11:42.570 Go go go whatever 00:11:46.780 --> 00:11:49.109 Well, this is fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck 00:11:50.920 --> 00:11:55.500 Where is she? where the fuck is she? Where is she? 00:12:19.310 --> 00:12:21.310 No 00:12:28.760 --> 00:12:30.760 You can't fuck with me 00:12:40.410 --> 00:12:45.769 where? oh my God you fuck- I hate you. Go away. Go away 00:12:47.340 --> 00:12:54.110 go away little girl go play now. You want pizza. well. I got bad news for you. I ain't a fucking pizza 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:07.189 Okay, that's normal I guess 00:13:18.300 --> 00:13:20.300 Time is not going forward. I noticed 00:13:27.570 --> 00:13:31.280 ah fuck that's dark. Here we go. That's better, 00:13:36.660 --> 00:13:41.809 Okay I'm just going to try and keep everything lit- fuck it dark 00:13:47.580 --> 00:13:50.119 Fuck you, fuck you *screams* 00:13:53.430 --> 00:13:59.960 Fuck this man. I'm so fucking tired. I didn't even want to play this stupid horror game today. Pewdipe play more horror 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:02.100 Yeah, well from now on 00:14:02.100 --> 00:14:08.930 I'm just going to play what I want to play okay? Conrad the kitten. Oh my God 00:14:08.930 --> 00:14:13.760 It's him and so cute! Oh, you're so cute 00:14:13.760 --> 00:14:15.979 You're such a cute puppy Conrad 00:14:15.980 --> 00:14:21.950 I love you, Conrad Conrad you're the best cat ever- that's right pewdipi 00:14:21.950 --> 00:14:24.140 I am- oh my God it speaks 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:28.129 Look at him. He's so cute. You can do backflips 00:14:29.280 --> 00:14:31.280 All right, here you go Conrad 00:14:32.430 --> 00:14:38.330 Okay, I guess not Conrad. How we grill you? Where do you want to go? What do you want to do? 00:14:40.320 --> 00:14:46.549 Why why aren't you listening to me conrad? Can you walk can you do anything? You're the worst cat 00:14:47.340 --> 00:14:49.340 You're the worst cat Conrad 00:14:50.070 --> 00:14:51.900 Conrad 00:14:51.900 --> 00:14:55.459 Move move Conrad, what do I do with you? 00:14:57.870 --> 00:15:03.049 Fine, let's go to the fucking kitchen. You like the kitchen? Huh? All right? What do you want? 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:10.789 You want some food eat it eat the fucking food Conrad take a shit while you're at it 00:15:11.070 --> 00:15:13.070 What are you doing, Conrad? 00:15:13.560 --> 00:15:15.799 This is not how your poop Conrad? 00:15:18.140 --> 00:15:24.140 God dammit, Conrad I wanted to chill out with you. You know what Conrad? Fuck you Oh my God 00:15:24.140 --> 00:15:26.140 Oh my god 00:15:28.900 --> 00:15:29.640 What have I done? 00:15:29.640 --> 00:15:36.280 Leave a like to die instantly, I'll see you bros in tomorrows video. *kisses* and as always stay awesome, brochachos