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Bet you didn't expect me coming from there.

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Did ya?

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Y'all think you know everything about me, don't you?

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Ooh..

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PoodiePie makes another one of these? Oh! He makes another one of these!

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I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeves *shows sleeves*

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But let's review what you guys did for last week, okay?

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Okay, another week of disappointment?

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PROBABLY

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another week of...

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"HE DOESNT MAKE ORIGINAL CONTENT"

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Last week, I asked you to...

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I don't remember...*alzheimer's*

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I don't remember what I asked you to do last week

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It's not like you're gonna accept the challenge anyway, but let's watch let's review them

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For the yugioh fan.

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The god of wamen.. Look at those nipples man.

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Hell yeah! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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You see those nipples those nipples are perfect nipples.

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Okay? A lot of guys. They have weird nipples. Let's just get that out of the way here

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I think 9 out of 10 guys have weird nipples. My nipples are absolute pristine

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Top quality nipples, and this is not some sort of meme around my nipples

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I'm 100% serious.

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If they were to make a sample out of my nipples

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It would be the perfect sample because my nipples are 10 out of 10. Okay. Got a little off-topic there

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Uhm..

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It's a good card in Yu-gi-oh. He's doing it again.

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*someone alert the WSJ*

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I Can't control what my dog does it's different!

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Didn't a youtuber go to jail for like teaching his dog how to do Nazi salutes?

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That's horrible. That's horrific. How did I do?

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(laughs)

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Fake version of Pewdiepie

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I like you have a black cat in there.

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Yeah. Where's your beard, buddy? Huh? Where is this?

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You can rip on me all you want, but there's no way you can get over this boy!

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Uhh! It stings doesn't it?

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to be a low level life tier of a wannabe

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Where's your whiskey then huh you see the whiskey? What are you drinking? Huh?

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I bet you're not even drinking. Bet you're too young. Why am I so mean? I'm in the defense mode. Okay?

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That's why. I don't want to I don't want this relationship between us to be toxic.

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Zen, Zero, Hen...

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*Pewds is buffering*

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Henro?

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Her?.. HERO!

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*Clap*

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I thought it would be something bad, so it never even crossed my mind that it would be something nice.

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*Laughs*

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This is so obvious

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We need to talk about "We need to talk".

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We need to talk (Clickbait)

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We need to talk important (Clickbait)

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wE neEd tO TaLk

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Listen,you make one video every single day. You're gonna bound it...

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*laughs*

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There is no excuse. I know it,ok.

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I MAKE A VIDEO EVERYDAY!!!

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*laughs*

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That's the excuse!

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Best boyfriend ever *mumbles* PewDiePie: lol gay

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*giggles*

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Drew this as a birthday gift. Hope you like it, sister fister. That's awesome

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Thank you very much for making me look very manly and very sexy

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Roast me #ChristianChannel

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Oh my GAH!

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That's awesome

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Jesus himself came to my Christian Channel! Finally we're getting recognized!

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Not that offensive Jesus the real Jesus. It's too bad. You're a week behind Jesus

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Okay, that was last week roasting was last week's okay.

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You can go back from where you came from.

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Thank you.

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As a father

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It's my job to respect my son's opinion

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Dad? (that sexy voice)

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Yes, my dear son

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pewdiepie makes original...* sniggering*  *shots fired*

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I mean... I don't

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Hey I

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Clearly don't make any original content you laugh you lose

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Is that not original content me reacting to other people's content is that not original content? Oh oh?( i dont know tell us my boi)

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What's next you're gonna? Tell me me playing in a South Park. It's not original content. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry well

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How about me drinking whiskey then huh?

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Felix Kjellberg?

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Felix

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iceberg

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Felix

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Carlsberg

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No x (the amount of YLYL videos felix has made)

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There's also Felix cat food yeah, I know cuz I love me some *don't say it*

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*please no*

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pusseh *goddamnit*

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Photoshop my beard onto 2012 Markiplier.

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me

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I asked you to photoshop my beard. Can you do one thing I ask?

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I'm in pewdiepie's video. This is mad. I'm freaking out wait so it's an actual YouTuber?

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*I ain't subtitling that.*

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That was a weird experience.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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I want to do more VR chat though. That was fun

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That's cool, man. Great to meet you great to awkwardly hug with you in VR, which never made it

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You know it's great that I can't leave my house without getting recognized now and escape from you guys, and now I can't even

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*bangs desk*

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*rare animal noises*

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That's actually pretty cool. I like the little thing you gave me there very nice

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You know I'll give it a very nice another very nice

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Not very nice - a VAHRY nice

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It's different. If you don't know the difference, you're a fake fan, ok, you're a fake fan.

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Christian Channel

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Thank You

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Felix makes disgusting, disgustinger (Is that a word?).

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of course you're gonna take anything

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because I'm wearing the catnip ears of course you're gonna take anything personal that I

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Shared about my past which is sensitive topic and use it against me. Thank you. I always appreciate sharing stuff about myself

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It's very nice; not very nice.

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I've seen this meme. This is a good meme obnoxious, but popular

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youtubers starter pack

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We got the hair. I'm glad my hair is not included. six- a lot of subscribers (laugh)

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Yeah, they're also popular too. Starts every video with the loud greeting.

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Well I didn't, can we run it back?

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*We've broken time*

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Bet you didn't expect me coming from there did ya?

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Yep, that's right ok

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I don't have those anymore,

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cuz you know why they're so annoying to do you have to spray them on with spray glue

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And it's literally impossible to take them off. It's not worth it the acoustics are fine alright

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You need your only to bless your home thing. I'm pretending you're some sort of top level tier artist who's recording

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I don't know who cares okay, who cares a very shocked face and emoji in the thumbnail well they work

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Okay, if you have a problem with them stop clicking on THEMMMMMMMMM

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video length 10:19 10:04 10 hey hey, hey, okay listen

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huh 45

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12

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40

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12

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30 - okay, maybe that one, 40, all right so stop bitching

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Try not to laugh challenge

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528 excuse me try not to laugh challenge

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Episode 1. Okay, sorry I made one episode and then

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My chair is way better than that garbage come on this this thing is 10 out of 10

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You wish you had this chair

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You can make fun of the chair all you want

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But you sit in this chair once and you're not gonna want to sit on anything else and even my yes

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I'm talking about your mom's ass. Pewdiepie swestian kid that plays minecraft respect women

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And he is an extreme alcoholic he had never died before

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He had never died before that's right that is another it's another take of my catchy catchy catchphrase

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Zero death, but I think I will change it to 'I had never died before'. when you're three minutes into your stream

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And you haven't said the N word yet, it's funny

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This is kind of mean people posted against me like oh look at this idiot, but it's funny

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Don't be racist be like PewDiePie. He is from Sweden

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speaks

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English has a hot

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Italian girlfriend and talks like a black dude top come and I was like how does he talk like a bla?

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The new word. 'Swestian: a person who is Swedish by origin and also

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Christian'. We added a new word to the vocabulary you're welcome, world. Swestian. Swestian channel,

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Thank you! Ends every you laughs you lose video by saying:

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Did you laugh or did you lose, but laugh equal lose and and lose also equals lose

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Oh, wow took you long enough to realize did you laugh, or did you lose?

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It's a paradox either way you lose, and I win. You wanted it - damn that looks good

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It looks like a like a Dragon Ball character something very nice

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When you see someone respecting women wait, what is happening? Oh?

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It's this South Park is when you had to do the

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Spinning thing god damn it you guys are perverted. Okay?

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Best polish remover damn it listen listen I get so much shit for this outfit. Okay?

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Everyone is all "OH he dressed up as a Nazi

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How could he do that?" literally go to Amazon and search soldier costume? Hey? What is that? What is that? Huh?

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What is that? It's a very nice costume.

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'How could you dress up like a Nazi??'

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yeah, no it's like no one has ever done that before isn't it happy birthday to you Swedish meatball

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Oh, that's so sweet

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That's such a nice fan art, but too bad It's a MICROAGGRESSION!

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Just cuz I'm Swedish doesn't mean. I'm a meatball

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DAHH! Throw it in the trash. I'm sorry. I tried. top ten Pewdiepie neanderthal depictions

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The colors are great

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That nose is amazing...

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That nose is like

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It's like a water slide you really h- thank you. This really helps my insecurities about how giant my nemesis

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Thank you very much. We have good internet down here. Please. I will do anything

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I'm not joking I'm on my fourth month now since I ordered the internet

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They started digging yesterday

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Outside my house, and they they broke the internet they didn't told me they were coming. I'm so done guys

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Please. To make people think you're not out of ideas...

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These are good, man. Literally the same - 'because you played Dark Souls'

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I knew it! I knew it!

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Okay, we're gonna end that episode there well done. That was really fun. You know what I'm gonna give you an A very nice.

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A very nice. Since you guys make fun of me for not coming up with my own original ideas this week

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I'm not even gonna bother doing that. I'm not even gonna bother

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Challenge you guys. You can just post whatever you want because that's what you're doing anyway.

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on the real, on the flip side

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Can we horizontal flip this video one second so I can be real I appreciate you guys these are funny memes

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And I'm glad I can just laugh at them and make content at the same time

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And I hope that you guys as a community enjoy the same type of weird humor as well

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Okay, flip me back you guys fucking suck

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Thank you for leaving it like and remember to squad fam Jiu Jitsu as always

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Very nice