WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.920 --> 00:00:06.480 *plagiarized game theory intro* 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:08.480 *this is a very good intro* 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:18.000 *DEAD MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE* 00:00:20.990 --> 00:00:22.990 Meme review 00:00:23.599 --> 00:00:29.828 Meme review, that's right everybody. YouTube's most voted top show, uh, thank you guys. 00:00:30.529 --> 00:00:32.700 We did it. I'm so proud. 00:00:32.800 --> 00:00:34.200 OBUNGA 00:00:34.760 --> 00:00:37.640 I hope to God you will never 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:39.100 hear those words 00:00:39.100 --> 00:00:40.100 OBUNGA 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:42.949 He sees you when you are sleeping. 00:00:42.949 --> 00:00:45.700 Obunga. He knows if you're awake. 00:00:45.700 --> 00:00:46.200 OBUNGA 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:49.600 That's right everybody, I'm talking about Obunga. 00:00:49.629 --> 00:00:51.900 You guys heard about this? You know about this? 00:00:51.900 --> 00:00:56.200 Obunga, everybody. You may think his name is Obama. Uh uh uH 00:00:56.200 --> 00:01:00.920 No no no *ear rape* 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:05.170 Holy heck, that was super scary. Perhaps Obunga can be the next Five Nights at Freddy's. 00:01:13.550 --> 00:01:17.200 Oh my gosh guys. Dude this is gonna get millions of hits on YouTube 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:19.200 Liiit 00:01:19.220 --> 00:01:22.599 "Stop calling me Obunga." -Barack Obama 00:01:22.970 --> 00:01:30.309 Excuse me, Barack Obama, but I see through your Obunga lies. I just realized this joke is slightly racist. Damn it. 00:01:31.520 --> 00:01:33.520 Which makes it so much better! 00:01:33.800 --> 00:01:38.000 That was a joke everybody. Fwoosh, the joke went right over your head. 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:41.379 Obunga, of course, doesn't only have to be spooky and scary. 00:01:41.930 --> 00:01:48.849 Obunga can be — excuse me for having an opinion. Full disclaimer: don't dislike this video for me giving this opinion. 00:01:48.950 --> 00:01:53.140 But it w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ can be very cute. That's right, I said it haters. 00:01:54.600 --> 00:01:55.140 Look at it 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:57.000 Adorable 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:58.000 I love him 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:01.600 You know what? I think I'll marry Obunga instead. 00:02:01.800 --> 00:02:04.100 Sumimasen. Marzia pchh 00:02:04.900 --> 00:02:08.900 Go to the siide. Obunga. Obunga come here. 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:11.000 oH my gosh 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:14.240 *ear rape* 00:02:14.500 --> 00:02:17.900 If you say Obunga three times in the mirror 00:02:17.900 --> 00:02:20.200 You wouldn't even dAre. You wouldn't even dare 00:02:20.200 --> 00:02:29.200 if you comment "Obunga Obunga Obunga" three times and smAsh that like button on a PewDiePie video, Obunga is going to Obunga. 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:38.000 Okay? So don't do it. Whatever you do, do not subscribe and hit the bell button and type "Obunga Obunga Obunga. Lol it didn't work." 00:02:38.500 --> 00:02:41.760 Now let's change the meme guys, cause this is just too scary 00:02:41.760 --> 00:02:47.000 Uh, the new Nintendo Switch announcement came out for the new character, and it's finally 00:02:47.600 --> 00:02:49.000 fiNAlly going to be 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:56.900 AhhhHhhHhhHhHhHhHH 00:02:56.940 --> 00:03:02.400 Damn you! Stop summoning Obunga guys, please. This is not some sort of game. 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:03.900 Alright. Changing meme. 00:03:04.700 --> 00:03:06.290 Hey, well okay we have a sexy girl. 00:03:06.690 --> 00:03:08.779 Alright. Yeah, I like that. I like that. 00:03:10.740 --> 00:03:16.000 Now this — this is epic. Okay, alright, what have we got? 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:18.900 szlsjlsk ah aH 00:03:20.200 --> 00:03:22.000 Stop summoning Obunga! 00:03:23.380 --> 00:03:23.880 Damn it! 00:03:23.880 --> 00:03:31.309 You could kill me do you not care? Okay moving on next meme. Alright, what's the real next cares? Umm? 00:03:31.980 --> 00:03:38.420 Smash. Alright. Oh my god, it's well Luigi, finally. Thank you Thank You Wayne 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:46.209 Stop it, stop with your bunga 00:03:47.239 --> 00:03:51.099 bunga meme gets of course Olga Bunga a boo-boo 00:03:52.220 --> 00:03:57.399 5000 obungas. That's right. I outdid all of you. goodbye next meme 00:03:58.220 --> 00:04:00.100 What happened to meme review. 00:04:00.100 --> 00:04:02.100 At number 13 a child 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:06.540 The last place you would want to lose your child is in a sewer drain 00:04:06.549 --> 00:04:13.929 Oh, that wasn't so bad. Number 13 13 a child a child number 00:04:14.630 --> 00:04:16.689 Number 13 a child 00:04:17.510 --> 00:04:24.249 The last thing you want in your burger is a child who gives me the creeps. Those children 00:04:24.919 --> 00:04:32.829 next meme Incredibles 2. Have you heard about this, you know about this you heard about this, huh Incredibles 2 star Elastigirl is 00:04:33.500 --> 00:04:34.810 "thicc" whatever 00:04:34.810 --> 00:04:41.199 That means why that's a good thing why people are quick to point out my god 00:04:41.449 --> 00:04:48.159 Was elasti-girl always that thick? I mean I get it rubber is extremely attractive 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:54.310 Nothing that turns me on than a piece of rubberry roo. 00:04:54.310 --> 00:04:58.880 Ooh, I like to froze it down because then it's useless and that's how I like my women 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:03.060 A ton of controversy. A ton of drama around Elastigirl. 00:05:03.060 --> 00:05:08.360 Elastigirl proves superhero women can come in both thicc and thin 00:05:09.520 --> 00:05:11.520 Finally a progressive film 00:05:12.020 --> 00:05:18.940 Finally, when is a Disney star going to prove that it's okay to be thick and thin I've asked this a million times 00:05:19.660 --> 00:05:25.140 Finally, we have a superhero where every man who's in true intellect can agree that damn 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:31.200 She is thick. Comments like "mrs. Incredible has got some thick booty" 00:05:31.340 --> 00:05:34.980 "Mrs.Incredible can get this D later, I swear" 00:05:34.980 --> 00:05:40.060 " she does have a nice ass." "she thick heart heart heart". She is 00:05:41.560 --> 00:05:45.780 Extra thick and of course what's very incredible 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:51.440 is that ass. The Incredibles more like the indigestible 00:05:51.440 --> 00:05:55.220 I mean, it looks like there's something wrong with her. Should we be concerned? 00:05:56.190 --> 00:05:57.630 finally 00:05:57.630 --> 00:06:04.130 A Disney movie that troubles indigestion. A lot of people seem to be surprised about this 00:06:04.590 --> 00:06:09.920 Somehow acting like Miss aunty from robot didn't exist 00:06:10.280 --> 00:06:13.970 Hey perverts, of course is always gotta be the contrarians 00:06:14.310 --> 00:06:20.899 Hey perverts. Stop staring at Elastigirls butt. You can't stop me. 00:06:22.170 --> 00:06:25.459 Oh Yeah mainstream media? I don't think so 00:06:25.880 --> 00:06:29.540 but the most shameless display of appreciation for 00:06:29.910 --> 00:06:36.980 Elastigirls butt has to be this article from The New Yorker. "Incredibles 2 review" by 00:06:37.350 --> 00:06:42.079 Anthony Lane and can we get some classy music, please? 00:06:42.270 --> 00:06:47.570 Listen carefully and you may just hear a shifty sound as of parents 00:06:47.820 --> 00:06:52.020 squirming awkwardly beside their enraptured offspring and why kids 00:06:52.560 --> 00:06:57.840 Because mommy just leaned over to Daddy and whispered. Is it just me or does 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:03.440 Mrs.Incredible kind of look like, Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:08.140 you know the girl in the red room with a whips on all? and daddy just 00:07:08.780 --> 00:07:10.780 Rested... Jesus Christ 00:07:11.580 --> 00:07:17.560 Just rested his cooling soda firmly on his lap and like 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:21.560 Mr. Incredible tried very hard to think of algebra 00:07:21.560 --> 00:07:28.460 this is a review for a kids movie as for how daddy will react later on during the scene in which 00:07:28.770 --> 00:07:32.840 Helen in the husky boys Evelyn's earned wind and simply talk 00:07:33.630 --> 00:07:38.119 Woman-to-woman. I hate to think but watch out for flying 00:07:39.240 --> 00:07:40.830 popcorn 00:07:40.830 --> 00:07:44.460 from my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:46.810 Of course 00:07:46.810 --> 00:07:50.910 Of course, there's people shaming The New Yorker. Holy crap 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:54.700 What's with the new New Yorker review of The Incredibles. Gross. 00:07:54.740 --> 00:07:57.440 Amanda Wong more like Amanda Wrong 00:07:57.639 --> 00:08:02.429 You're wrong about- I didn't mean for that to come off racist. I just realized it 00:08:02.430 --> 00:08:05.849 So I will retract the joke everybody now, which is gone 00:08:05.889 --> 00:08:10.649 Let's forget about that one. Incredibles 2 reviewed a sequel in the shadow of a masterwork 00:08:10.650 --> 00:08:14.459 They might as well call this I want to F the cartoon 00:08:14.919 --> 00:08:18.719 The Incredibles 2 review by Anthony Lane is very good 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:23.720 But what I personally prefer is the minions 2 review. I want to F a minion 00:08:23.860 --> 00:08:28.740 fist bump the screen right now if you want to as well. Hell yeah 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:33.300 And all this controversy about butts this and butts that? 00:08:33.880 --> 00:08:41.040 What's really really important here, the real message that we need to channel our anger towards, 00:08:41.040 --> 00:08:44.080 Is the fact that they nerfed Snakes ass! 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:47.720 Is no one talking about this? Is no one even gonna bring this up? 00:08:47.880 --> 00:08:51.500 Look how thick that left is and look how ugh 00:08:52.260 --> 00:08:57.580 I don't even want to look at snake's ass anymore before I could enjoy the snake games this 00:08:58.510 --> 00:09:02.939 Now I can't enjoy the snake games and if we're gonna talk about thickness 00:09:02.940 --> 00:09:08.249 I wanna end this on this note by melon himself. Damn 00:09:09.579 --> 00:09:11.579 Damn boy 00:09:21.010 --> 00:09:27.390 I'm not gonna read this mean because it's too important if I watch out for flying popcorn it gets a flying popcorn 00:09:28.089 --> 00:09:31.919 The next meme is a man walking on the street. Wait a minute 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:37.260 Is this loss? oh my gosh 00:09:41.620 --> 00:09:43.209 Successful people 00:09:43.209 --> 00:09:47.819 Unsuccessful people people who thanked, the bus driver when they get up. That's right everybody 00:09:47.829 --> 00:09:52.079 Are you part of the secret elite the taught that 1% of the 1% 00:09:52.390 --> 00:09:58.770 That thanks the bus driver when you get off cuz I do every time and that's how I know 00:09:58.810 --> 00:10:04.979 My grave will have plated gold in Egyptian style in my own little dungeon. Anxiety 00:10:04.980 --> 00:10:10.980 What if you're not good enough? Depression: everyone hates you. Bus driver: Hey, you forgot to thank me. Oh no 00:10:10.980 --> 00:10:17.640 No, this has not happen to me. Number one. We text all the time. Ok, and he's saved as 00:10:17.640 --> 00:10:20.849 Mr. Bus driver xx. Love you xx number two 00:10:20.850 --> 00:10:28.260 I will never never forget to pass and thank that bus driver never. Cultural people. Have a nice day 00:10:28.290 --> 00:10:33.959 Have a nice weekend. See ya. Thank you. All these things must be said to the bus driver 00:10:34.360 --> 00:10:39.270 Otherwise don't even consider yourself an intellectual. Ok. This is what you see 00:10:39.640 --> 00:10:42.779 Mm-hmm a regular potato chip you might say 00:10:42.779 --> 00:10:48.059 Well, this is what I see and other fellow members that thank the bus driver 00:10:48.780 --> 00:10:50.940 Okay, it's an hyperbolic 00:10:51.140 --> 00:10:57.240 Paraboloid and everybody knows that and you could know it too. You just have to thank the bus driver. Hey 00:10:57.850 --> 00:11:02.820 Don't make me pull a gun on you. You will thank the bus driver. I'm doing this for you 00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:08.699 not for me. If you're a virgin, you might consider thanking the bus driver because it gets women going 00:11:08.699 --> 00:11:11.159 Oh la la. Ooh la la very nice 00:11:11.650 --> 00:11:18.900 So from zero from zero from verging to ha ha very good. Saying thanks to the bus driver 00:11:19.630 --> 00:11:24.869 Giving bus driver some shrimp. That is also acceptable in some cultures, of course 00:11:24.869 --> 00:11:29.640 You got to make sure that you study up on these things. Are you writing this down? Are you even paying attention? 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:34.020 LMAO, that kid doesn't even thank the bus driver 00:11:34.020 --> 00:11:36.720 *high pitch voice* OMG what an effin virgin 00:11:36.780 --> 00:11:39.440 What's the matter Ethan too much of a pussy to 00:11:40.660 --> 00:11:46.800 To venerate working class icons. Ah, you're not even venerating working class icons 00:11:47.540 --> 00:11:54.360 Ethan Ethan Ethan hate that name, never liked that name. Saying thank you to the bus driver. Yes, of course 00:11:54.400 --> 00:11:59.420 Yes Of course 1% 1% but asking the bus driver how their day was 00:11:59.820 --> 00:12:01.900 1% 1% 1% of people 00:12:01.900 --> 00:12:07.960 but the top of the top the CEO of the CEOs the world 00:12:08.020 --> 00:12:11.420 presidents of the universe offered the bus driver a 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:14.970 Ride home 00:12:14.970 --> 00:12:16.340 Thank you everybody 00:12:16.340 --> 00:12:17.400 I hope this has been 00:12:17.400 --> 00:12:22.969 educational for you as it has for me. Leave a like if you enjoyed this video and make sure to rate this meme a 00:12:22.970 --> 00:12:25.850 Thank you to the bus driver everybody. My name is 00:12:26.460 --> 00:12:31.909 Felix kajal burg and you've just been phill'd in I see you tomorrow *byee*