WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:05.200 Classical music plays 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:19.900 intense music plays 00:00:19.900 --> 00:00:21.900 tropical music plays 00:00:24.540 --> 00:00:25.040 Hey! 00:00:25.540 --> 00:00:26.180 Welcome! 00:00:26.260 --> 00:00:30.760 To Sanic Spin... 2006 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:31.560 Oh, boy... 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:33.120 ...are we spinning... 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:35.160 Oh, God that's creepy. 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:36.300 Heh pew... 00:00:36.820 --> 00:00:37.320 Heh 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:38.740 You wanna buy some drugs? 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:39.480 Alright, TRIGGER WARNING 00:00:39.480 --> 00:00:40.420 TRIGGER WARNING! 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:42.340 That's gonna spin a lot. Alright? 00:00:42.340 --> 00:00:44.940 If you get motion sick, you might throw up. 00:00:44.940 --> 00:00:48.500 Alright? So make sure that you haven't eaten anything before you watch this. 00:00:48.500 --> 00:00:49.880 Have you eaten anything? 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:51.600 That's cool. Let's go. 00:00:52.360 --> 00:00:55.160 [Spinning and spinning and spinning...] 00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:56.180 [still spinning] 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:00.100 *throws up* (not really) 00:01:00.500 --> 00:01:01.360 Let's go, next level. 00:01:02.680 --> 00:01:03.180 Yeah! 00:01:06.780 --> 00:01:07.820 Best game! 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:09.920 (Let's Get Physical plays) 00:01:13.420 --> 00:01:15.420 It actually looks like a Sonic dildo. 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:16.540 I just realised. 00:01:16.620 --> 00:01:18.540 Okay, the levels are getting harder. 00:01:18.540 --> 00:01:20.020 And so is the dildo. 00:01:20.620 --> 00:01:21.200 Oh, god! 00:01:22.580 --> 00:01:24.580 Fucking hell, this is disorienting. 00:01:25.300 --> 00:01:25.940 Oh my god. 00:01:27.180 --> 00:01:29.780 I've always wanted to be a Sonic penis in space. 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:31.140 In the sky. 00:01:31.800 --> 00:01:32.940 Hey, this is pretty good! 00:01:33.300 --> 00:01:34.060 Here we go! 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:35.480 Oh god! 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:37.300 Oookay. 00:01:38.740 --> 00:01:39.240 Fuu- 00:01:39.240 --> 00:01:43.220 How ha- How has sonic not killed himself already? Goddamn this is horrible. 00:01:43.520 --> 00:01:44.240 Here we go. 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:48.280 Goddamn, I'm legit starting to feel sick playing this game. 00:01:48.540 --> 00:01:51.160 Honestly, how do you bros feel right now? (not good honestly) 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:54.340 I feel like the first time I played a Sonic game. 00:01:55.820 --> 00:01:56.320 Aroused. 00:01:59.520 --> 00:02:00.440 [What the actual fuck] 00:02:05.100 --> 00:02:07.100 [Oh, god.] 00:02:07.100 --> 00:02:09.100 [Pewds fanfictions] 00:02:15.200 --> 00:02:17.100 music continues playing 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:18.220 Goddamn it. 00:02:19.220 --> 00:02:21.780 I get so fucking easily motion sick. 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:23.940 What I didn't do it, are you kidding me? 00:02:23.940 --> 00:02:25.960 Fucking jump in the circle you fucking s- 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:28.420 Sonic asshole. There we go. Thank you. 00:02:28.540 --> 00:02:30.840 Oh hey-yey! Hehey! Look at that! 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:32.900 C'mon Sanic! 00:02:33.680 --> 00:02:34.360 (laughs) 00:02:35.160 --> 00:02:36.420 Is that the winning Sanic? 00:02:36.860 --> 00:02:38.060 How did I do it the other time? 00:02:38.420 --> 00:02:38.920 (bursts out laughing) 00:02:39.040 --> 00:02:39.800 What a fail! 00:02:40.340 --> 00:02:41.520 Oh, for fuck's sake! 00:02:43.180 --> 00:02:44.440 Wait, that was it?! 00:02:45.740 --> 00:02:46.680 Are you kidding me?! 00:02:47.200 --> 00:02:48.180 I NEED MORE! 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:49.020 [Turn down your volume right now] 00:02:49.500 --> 00:02:50.360 I need more! [RIP headphone users] 00:02:50.440 --> 00:02:51.120 What the fuck?! 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:54.200 [badly timed sanic ear rape warning] 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:58.660 (Sad music plays) When you run out of Sanic. There's only one thing that you can do. 00:02:59.000 --> 00:02:59.980 I'm sorry, father. 00:03:01.380 --> 00:03:02.220 I'm sorry. 00:03:04.180 --> 00:03:04.940 I need to do it. 00:03:13.780 --> 00:03:14.280 Uuhm 00:03:14.340 --> 00:03:16.440 Alright. Well let's move on the next game. 00:03:16.440 --> 00:03:18.040 [dramatic music playing] 00:03:20.860 --> 00:03:24.100 So this is a game about putting stuff in your mouth 00:03:24.200 --> 00:03:26.300 so this is a game that i can really relate to 00:03:26.500 --> 00:03:28.300 [music plays] yeah 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:29.400 oooh this is some dANk 420mlg shit 00:03:30.180 --> 00:03:34.280 pewds is stripper 00:03:37.060 --> 00:03:37.760 press start [whistle] 00:03:37.760 --> 00:03:40.820 OH GOD what the fuck happened, what just happened [deez nuts happened] 00:03:40.820 --> 00:03:42.320 WHAT JUST HAPPENED!! 00:03:42.320 --> 00:03:43.240 I CAN'T 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:45.240 OHH UH ITS GOING IN 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:47.240 [LIGADWGIA] OH GOD IT WENT IN THE SIDES 00:03:47.600 --> 00:03:49.340 WHAT THE F*CK AM I LOOKING AT 00:03:49.340 --> 00:03:50.500 [clapping] 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:51.600 is that a panda? 00:03:51.600 --> 00:03:54.380 oh my god this is fucking disgusting 00:03:54.980 --> 00:03:56.980 I love it, keep putting shit in your mouth 00:03:56.980 --> 00:04:02.740 holy shit this is the greatest game. i've never said that before so you know it's legit 00:04:03.420 --> 00:04:06.460 put the banana inside yo- uuhguhdh it tastes good 00:04:06.460 --> 00:04:08.460 tastes good 00:04:08.860 --> 00:04:10.860 You're right it tastes good. hah. 00:04:10.860 --> 00:04:13.540 YEAH YEAH YEAH THAT'S IT BABY 00:04:13.540 --> 00:04:15.180 YEAH THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT 00:04:15.180 --> 00:04:18.180 okay wait lobster, lobster get in there ya bitch 00:04:18.180 --> 00:04:20.780 oh god the PANDA WITH A HAMBURGER CAN WE DO IT 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:22.620 COME ON PANDA 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:25.320 [burping and retching sounds] 00:04:25.320 --> 00:04:27.320 get inside my mouth baby (malcom1466) 00:04:27.320 --> 00:04:28.520 ye- thats right 00:04:28.520 --> 00:04:33.280 oh god a shark oh e- its a f*cking whale and a sausage at the same time 00:04:33.280 --> 00:04:35.780 i have never enjoyed a game this much 00:04:35.780 --> 00:04:37.780 Eat it ya fucking bitch. EAT IT 00:04:37.780 --> 00:04:39.780 *sad music* 00:04:42.380 --> 00:04:44.380 KILL ME 00:04:46.140 --> 00:04:50.060 *dramatic music* 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:53.680 *pewds burp* The reason you clicked on the video. Let's go. 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:58.780 One Night Stand. We're playing .... One Night Stand 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:03.180 Now I've never had a one night stand. *silence* *ok Pewds* 00:05:03.180 --> 00:05:05.180 Yes mom. 00:05:05.180 --> 00:05:07.180 That sounded weird. *laughs* 00:05:07.180 --> 00:05:11.200 So I don't know what to experience but it - oh you haven't-you haven't either? 00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:14.660 Oh well let's experience a one night stand ... together. 00:05:17.100 --> 00:05:20.280 Sounded weird again. Whatever let's do this 00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:30.080 Oh... Alright so it's all blurry... so it's like a point and click game -ummmm- I heard 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:08.380 eh bros this was 3 free games with pewds even though it was 6 but it doesn't matter 00:09:08.380 --> 00:09:10.380 leave a like if you enjoyed (write #cutieduckpiezia if you read subtitles)