WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: id 00:00:00.220 --> 00:00:02.000 Felix : CinnamonToastKen 00:00:02.460 --> 00:00:02.960 Ken : Ini gw... 00:00:03.400 --> 00:00:04.260 sekali lagi.. 00:00:05.640 --> 00:00:09.040 F : Waktunya buat ngulas Reddit lainnya ... 00:00:09.040 --> 00:00:10.920 K : Ya Tuhan ... Gw ngga tau apakah gw siap. 00:00:11.160 --> 00:00:13.200 Gw bener2 belom siap karena AC gw baru nyala. 00:00:13.200 --> 00:00:13.860 Maaf tunggu sebentar yak ! 00:00:13.860 --> 00:00:14.360 F : Apa ! 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:17.500 F : Ken! 00:00:17.540 --> 00:00:19.160 K : Youtuber Proffesional. 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:20.340 *JANGAN LUPA SUBS JACKSEPTICEYE* lol 00:00:20.340 --> 00:00:20.840 F : kEn.... 00:00:21.220 --> 00:00:22.020 * Ketawa * 00:00:22.980 --> 00:00:24.340 Waktunya 00:00:24.340 --> 00:00:25.500 untuk video yang lainnya. 00:00:26.140 --> 00:00:27.360 tapi KALI ini ... 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:28.700 Kita bakal ngereview ... 00:00:28.840 --> 00:00:30.940 CREEPY ASTERISKS * BUKAN KLIKBAIT * 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:32.520 K : Ya Tuhan, Felix ... * HAMPIR MATI * 00:00:32.620 --> 00:00:34.020 Apa sih Creepy Asterisks ? 00:00:34.040 --> 00:00:36.900 Persis apa yang dibilang. (haha) 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:38.000 15 MENIT BERLALU.... 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:39.680 Heeyyy, Ken ~ 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:41.860 Heeyyy, Felix ~ 00:00:41.860 --> 00:00:43.860 *Ngetik sambil tawa* 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:47.480 Di mana asterisk nya? 00:00:48.120 --> 00:00:49.640 * ketawa lagi * 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:51.200 Mereka ngebawanya pergi. 00:00:52.180 --> 00:00:55.620 Gw bener2 buruk dalam hal ini. * Ketawa tiba-tiba * 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:58.240 K : (ngebaca komennya si Felix) Yesus kristus.. * akhirnya ketawa * 00:00:59.160 --> 00:01:01.260 Oke, yukk kita rekam ... 00:01:01.260 --> 00:01:02.960 Bro. 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:04.480 (Felix ngebaca komennya Ken) 00:01:04.880 --> 00:01:06.860 * Tarik napas * Oke, Gw siap nih. 00:01:07.160 --> 00:01:09.160 MARI KITA LAKUKAN INI ! 00:01:09.460 --> 00:01:11.240 Nahh, itu namanya Creepy Asterisks. 00:01:11.240 --> 00:01:13.820 Itu ketika lu berperan sama orang-orang yang lagi online 00:01:13.820 --> 00:01:16.060 dengan make ASTERISKS . 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:19.460 Yuk kita liat bagaimana orang lain terikat sama ASTERISKS. 00:01:19.460 --> 00:01:23.960 Nomor nyasar ngirim sms ke gw semalam. Dipikir itu termasuk di sini. 00:01:23.960 --> 00:01:24.500 Hai ! 00:01:24.500 --> 00:01:26.500 Woi siapa nih ? 00:01:26.500 --> 00:01:28.200 *ngebersihin tenggorokan* 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:32.220 ini Brandon dari kelas *keringat dingin* 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:36.140 hmm...gw pikir lu salah nomor deh haha.. 00:01:36.140 --> 00:01:39.900 *ngeliat ke bawah,memutar-mutar ibu jari* 00:01:39.900 --> 00:01:42.480 Shannon, k-kasih ke gw nomor hp lu dong.. 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:45.480 Bagus sih tapi lu salah nomor taplak... 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:46.640 Gw ini laki2 umur 25 tahun. 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:52.040 Ayolah... ini tuh Brandon dari..ECON? makanya gw nanya Shannon soal nomor telp. 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:53.260 Yuk kita jalan. 00:01:54.240 --> 00:01:56.400 *tangan garuk2 ke dalem celana* 00:01:56.680 --> 00:02:00.520 F : INI APA APAAN SEHHH?! * sekarat * 00:02:00.520 --> 00:02:02.160 F : langsung aja ke bawah.. 00:02:02.300 --> 00:02:07.080 (ken ketawa) Wadooohhh :v ... * dua2nya ngakak * 00:02:07.140 --> 00:02:10.320 Si Brandon ..dia.... masuk banget disini , asli :v 00:02:10.320 --> 00:02:12.460 Dia dapet bgt disini. 00:02:12.460 --> 00:02:15.540 Dia punya itu..jarinya yg gatal..tarik dia keluar ! 00:02:15.980 --> 00:02:17.560 Ohh jadi ini toh creepyasterisks. Oke, gw ngerti sekarang. 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:18.780 Serem banget... 00:02:18.780 --> 00:02:23.100 Brandon,lu itu salah nomor..Gw bukan cewek. Pastinya gw punya kumis. 00:02:23.340 --> 00:02:24.640 Hei lihat! Itu lu, Ken! 00:02:24.640 --> 00:02:25.720 Apa?! 00:02:25.780 --> 00:02:30.040 Oh, AYYY! Ya Tuhan. (diam sebentar) dia punya cuy.. 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:32.080 *Felix tawa maning* 00:02:32.600 --> 00:02:39.120 Ga, setiap kali gw pengen ngebuka ritsleting celana gw,gw selalu pake tangan gatal ini.. UGHH..INI BUAT MENGHAPUS KEKUATAN GW! 00:02:39.300 --> 00:02:44.820 Teman gw dapet beberapa pesan aneh dari seorang cowok yang dikenalnya dan memutuskan untuk memadamkan api dengan api 00:02:45.320 --> 00:02:50.260 * Cium.. (ketawa) itumu... *TRANSATOR TIDAK BISA MENGTRANSLATE KARENA BAHASA NYA VULGAR :v 00:02:50.260 --> 00:02:52.800 *memainkan tangan disekitar rambut* 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:56.060 (Ngomong pake suara dalam) *mengambil pisau dan tunjukin KEMALUANMU* 00:02:56.460 --> 00:02:56.960 (Felix Ketawa) 00:02:57.140 --> 00:03:02.420 kemudian secara paksa lu bakal liat alat kelamin lu mati.....lalu buang tubuh lu di hutan lebat * 00:03:02.420 --> 00:03:05.120 Bangkek hahaha 00:03:05.660 --> 00:03:07.280 APA YG LU LAKUIN KE GW :( 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:10.080 Ya Tuhan !! gw baru aja nyium payudara lu ! 00:03:10.960 --> 00:03:12.660 (Felix merasa kesal) lebih bagus kalo ini bakalan di monitize. 00:03:13.200 --> 00:03:14.260 Ya Tuhan 00:03:14.260 --> 00:03:19.960 (Felix & Ken be like : gak usah dibaca dah ...skip skip :v) 00:03:24.040 --> 00:03:26.960 Ya pastinya :v 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:33.800 00:03:33.810 --> 00:03:37.170 00:03:37.170 --> 00:03:42.960 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:47.910 00:03:47.910 --> 00:03:54.390 00:03:54.390 --> 00:03:59.760 00:03:59.760 --> 00:04:06.900 00:04:06.900 --> 00:04:11.670 00:04:11.670 --> 00:04:15.600 00:04:15.600 --> 00:04:23.060 00:04:23.060 --> 00:04:28.490 00:04:28.490 --> 00:04:33.680 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:37.750 00:04:37.750 --> 00:04:49.830 00:04:55.900 --> 00:05:15.080 00:05:15.080 --> 00:05:22.700 00:05:22.700 --> 00:05:29.450 00:05:29.450 --> 00:05:38.240 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:47.780 00:05:47.780 --> 00:05:52.100 00:05:52.100 --> 00:06:01.130 00:06:01.130 --> 00:06:11.960 00:06:11.960 --> 00:06:23.060 00:06:23.060 --> 00:06:32.420 00:06:32.420 --> 00:06:44.780 00:06:44.780 --> 00:06:49.370 00:06:49.370 --> 00:06:54.140 00:06:54.140 --> 00:06:57.460 00:06:59.140 --> 00:07:08.660 00:07:08.660 --> 00:07:12.530 00:07:12.530 --> 00:07:19.850 00:07:19.850 --> 00:07:26.260 00:07:26.260 --> 00:07:39.580 00:07:39.580 --> 00:07:47.710 00:07:47.710 --> 00:07:54.580 00:07:54.580 --> 00:08:01.000 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:07.030 00:08:07.030 --> 00:08:12.910 00:08:12.910 --> 00:08:21.780 00:08:31.460 --> 00:08:36.760 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:39.040 Ya Tuhan 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:42.000 Ya Tuhan 00:08:42.740 --> 00:08:46.900 *ketawa* 00:08:50.400 --> 00:08:55.620 00:08:55.620 --> 00:08:59.430 00:08:59.430 --> 00:09:04.650 00:09:04.650 --> 00:09:15.270 00:09:15.270 --> 00:09:22.500 00:09:22.500 --> 00:09:27.510 00:09:27.510 --> 00:09:32.940 00:09:32.940 --> 00:09:35.310 00:09:35.310 --> 00:09:49.080 00:09:49.080 --> 00:10:03.500 00:10:03.500 --> 00:10:14.190 00:10:14.190 --> 00:10:18.890 00:10:18.890 --> 00:10:27.720 00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:35.430 00:10:35.430 --> 00:10:42.360 00:10:42.360 --> 00:10:48.690 00:10:48.690 --> 00:10:54.080 00:10:55.950 --> 00:11:00.780 00:11:00.780 --> 00:11:04.490 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:23.460 00:11:23.460 --> 00:11:31.020 00:11:31.020 --> 00:11:36.660 00:11:36.660 --> 00:11:48.300 00:11:48.300 --> 00:12:00.660 00:12:00.660 --> 00:12:11.640 00:12:11.640 --> 00:12:39.450 00:13:29.710 --> 00:13:35.750 00:13:35.750 --> 00:13:44.100 00:13:44.220 --> 00:13:44.720