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CinnamonToastKen

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就是我

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又一次...

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是時候來回顧其他reddit

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我的天...我不知道我準備好了沒

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我的確還沒準備好
我的空調跑進來了

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抱歉, 等我一下

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啥?!

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Ken!

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專業級Youtuber

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"訂閱jacksepticeye"

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Ken...

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是時候來拍另一部影片了

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這一次...

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我們要來看...

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不舒服星號(creepy asterisk)
"註: 在文字對話中使用星號(*)來表示動作、心情
creepy可以指恐怖、詭異、不舒服、毛骨悚然等"

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我的天...Felix

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什麼是"不舒服星號"?

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就是字面上的意思

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15分鐘前
*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況,
可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片,
譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*

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-嘿! Ken~ 是時候來...
-嘿! Felix~~

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"K: *沉重地呼吸* "
"F: 是時候來拍影片了"

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星號(*)在哪?

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"F: *舔大拇指* "

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它會自動把星號去掉

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"K: *上下打量你* "
我真的很不會這個

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"F: *手指捅穿眼球* "
手指捅穿眼球??!!

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耶穌基督啊

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"F: *假裝剛剛的從沒發生* "
好的...

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"K: *不蘇胡* "
讓我們來拍影片吧, 兄弟

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不蘇胡

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好的, 我準備好了

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"F: *想死* "
讓我們來做吧!

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這就是"不舒服星號"

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當你在網路上跟別人玩角色扮演的時候

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使用星號(*)

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讓我們來看看其他人是怎麼運用星號

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一個搞錯號碼的人昨晚傳訊給我

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覺得可以po在這個版

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-嗨
-嘿! 你是誰?

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*清喉嚨*
咳咳

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我是班上的布蘭登
*猛烈冒汗*

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呃...我想你搞錯號碼了, 哈哈

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*看向地板, 攪動大拇指*

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夏濃給-給我妳的號碼

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很棒, 但你搞錯號碼了

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我是個25歲的男人

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拜託! 我是經濟學課上的布蘭登

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我跟夏濃問妳的號碼

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我們約一下吧 ;)

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*手癢癢的解開褲子拉鍊*

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這是三小??!!

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直接進入重點

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"屌照"

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喔老天
"屌照"

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"屌照"

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布蘭登他...直接進入重點, 字面上的...

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他就直接在那裡丟一張

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他用他的癢癢的手指
直接掏出來

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老天...

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所以這就是"不舒服星號"
ok, 我現在知道了

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的確很不蘇胡

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布蘭登你搞錯號碼了
我不是女的, 我甚至有鬍子

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嘿! 這不就是你嗎? Ken?

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"噢你真是個可憐的男人"
啥? 噢!!

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看起來就像你

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我的天

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這怎麼被傳出去的?

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等等...

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不, 每次我想要解開我褲子的拉鍊的時候
我的手就會很癢

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然後我就會像是...

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我要解開封印了

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我朋友從一個認識的男的那裡收到奇怪的訊息
然後她決定要以毒攻毒

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*親吻妳柔軟、裸露的乳房以及乳暈*

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*手指撫弄妳的頭髮*

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*拿出我的獵刀鋸下你的雞雞
然後強迫你吞下去*

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*然後看著你被你自己的雞雞嗆死*

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*最後讓你曝屍在叢林深處*

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-搞什麼?!
-搞啥?!

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你怎麼可以這樣對我?!

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我的天! 我正在親吻妳的奶子欸

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很好, 那將會被解除營利, 很好...

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老天...

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-喔耶*舔妳的鮑魚*
-我是男的
-當然了*吸你的屌*

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我不認為我們需要唸出這個

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當然了!

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當然了!

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昨天的po文啟發我對女友試試這個

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*稍微看向一邊, 害羞的*
嘿-嘿甜心 *手放在妳的唇上*

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今天過得如何?

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這是三小?!

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*看起來震驚且傷心*
噢...妳不想告訴我嗎?

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*沮喪地把手放進口袋*

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寶貝, 不要變成獸控

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噢...原來獸控會做這種事

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喔, 不!

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就是那些天殺的獸控

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上禮拜五 *親*
*舔妳的腳然後笑著看妳蠕動*

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你做這個臉( ;3 )的時候
會發出這種聲音喔?

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對

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好喔...到底在搞什麼??

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你是認真的在角色扮演
還是你只是在用梗玩我?

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妳-妳不喜歡嗎?

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*發出嗚咽並把頭藏起來, 
想想我總是搞砸一切然後沒有人喜歡我*

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*開始哭泣*

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你是拉在我身上嗎??
〔註:原句shitting me為對我抱怨、講幹話之意, 
Ken改為較沒那麼不雅的pooping(拉屎)〕

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我正拉屎在你身上

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不! 別拉在我身上

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我想看他們繼續

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我想要像是一個適當又可怕的對話

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妳想跟我約會嗎?

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不

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好, 如果有必要的話, 我會等個1百年

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我到那時候就死了

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噢, 好喔 *撬開妳的棺材*

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啥??!!

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妳看起來沒那麼糟

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*把妳抬出桃花心木棺材*

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妳需要洗個澡

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*幫妳沖澡*
都洗乾淨了;)

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給我滾開, 這太病態了

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妳需要一些牛奶, 來讓那些骨頭保持健康

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*解開皮帶*

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噢, 老天!!

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不!!!

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妳需要一些男人的牛奶

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噁!!

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*撕開襯衫, 展現雄性的支配*

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*看起來震驚, 倒抽一口氣*
*有點...有點興奮起來*

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*上下打量*

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*生氣了, 但隨後了解到...*

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*...我也喜歡*

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這他媽三小?!

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*手癢癢的解開褲子拉鍊*

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*從眉毛揮去汗水*
嘿囉~

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這是在你解開褲子拉鍊之後嗎?

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我不知道...

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你是誰?

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妳-妳不記得我了嗎?

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*抹去眼淚* 我是妳的同學

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ok...我還是不知道你是誰, 但還是Hi

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妳-妳可以稍微跟-跟我約會一下嗎?
*挺直腰板*

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不要

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為-為什麼不要?

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妳會錯過我的肉棒
*解開褲子拉鍊*

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我的肉棒
(註:原句為meat scepter肉製權杖)

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噢, 原來我們在做這個喔?

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等一下

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*男友走進房間*
這他媽是誰?

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(OwO)

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他還在繼續

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*考慮要不要拉上拉鍊*
不, 我才不會被妳嚇到

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*掏出挺立的肉棒*

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*男友笑了*
這是你可以掏出來的最大尺寸嗎?

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我裝-裝備精良
*往空中頂跨*

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是屌照

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這就對了!

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傳說中的肉棒

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我們終於被庇佑了

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這是置入屌照的一個方法
耶穌基督啊

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對, 就像是他們等不及要掏出他們的雞雞

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我喜歡他們像是動畫中的戰鬥情節

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-不!
-不!

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我才不會退縮

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我一定要繼續

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肉棒

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肉棒

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mew mew *無來由地抱妳*

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去你媽的

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噢...好桑心

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*看起來震驚且快哭了*
但我的癢癢拉鍊手無法被阻止

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掏出肉棒

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那是因為我也有我的
*嘻嘻*

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*我熱情地親吻妳*

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我很抱歉, 
但我真的沒有很喜歡用星號(*)聊天

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噢, 好吧, 我很抱歉

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向下看

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我會停止

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*掏出肉棒*

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這樣如何?

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現在如何?

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嘿! *緊張的臉紅*

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你是誰?

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*傷心地皺起眉頭*

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妳讀了我的訊息但卻沒有回覆!!
我對妳的期待不只這些

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*眼睛出水, 我準備要哭了*

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沒關係, 反正沒人愛我

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我還是...我還是不知道你是誰?

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為什麼每次都是這樣?

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都像是"我甚至不認識你"

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*抽抽噎噎*
我是妳的同班同學

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我想要知...

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-為什麼他們每次都要裝成口吃?!
-我也覺得!!

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超難以理解的

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妳-妳要不要找個時間去約會?

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我有男友了, 老兄, 你知道的

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幹, 好啊, 就這樣啊

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*我的眼睛...*

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*我的眼睛變成像Sans一樣的藍色*

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♪ Undertale - Megalovania ♪

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我會自己宰了那個小子

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我會讓你不好過, 小子

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OOF! 封鎖

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-這是三小?
-Papyrus! 兄弟!

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我超困惑

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你在幹啥?

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"F: *手指撫弄你的頭髮* "

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我的天

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"F: 別害-害怕, Ken"
我的天

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"CinnamonToastKen正在輸入訊息"

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"K: *甩出肉棒* "

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嗯...應該可以吧

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*爬進妳的床*

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哈囉

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哈哈, 哈囉 :)

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你經常使用令人尷尬的星號(*)嗎

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妳要我不再用星號嗎?

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只是有一點奇怪

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好喔, 我不會再用了

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摸妳的胸部

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可以理解, 祝你有美好的一天

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搞什麼?!

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這每次都直接從0飆升到100

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就像, 喔嘿! 近來如何?

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*愛撫妳*

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是什麼...?

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跟我解釋一下佐助meme

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為什麼最近推特上每個人都要掐他

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我不知道

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沒有人喜歡佐助吧, 我猜

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我不懂, 這像是...

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佐助在那裡, 然後有人的手像是伸過螢幕去掐他

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然後我就想, 為什麼?

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只是很有趣, 我不知道...

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你們幹嘛這樣做?

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想要跟獸人做愛

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耶穌基督啊...

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*聊天

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"獸人聊天"是什麼意思??

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這是獸控圈的事

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*摩擦蝙蝠雞雞*

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-我...
-這是什麼意思??

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-妳還有興趣嗎?
-我是蝙蝠俠!

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等等, 你是認真的嗎?

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關於這整個'角色扮演'

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或是...

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在大爸爸大腿上永遠有空間

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-呃...不了謝謝, 我很好
-大蝙蝠...

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請容許我解救這段對話

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你當然可以試試, 但...

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妳對辛巴威快速成長的經濟有什麼看法?

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嗯...既然你提到了

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的確拯救了對話!

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危機被排除了

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我記得你可以對...用星號(*)

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PewDieBot還活著嗎?

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-我想可以...他還活著
-我的天, 他還...

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好的, 讓我們用...呃...星號

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-我不知道看到這個我該做何感想
-不, 別是又一個Brofist

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-看你對自己用星號...
-*Brofist*

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*舔臉*

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*臉被踢然後投降*
我投降, 我會做-做你說-說的任何事
只是求求你別再踢了

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-精確, 這超精確
-這是三小??!!

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-這超他媽精確
-這就是"不舒服星號"

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pewdiepie不!! 不!!!

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-*解開褲子拉鍊*
-*正在被踢*我投降求求你德國我投降

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*舉白旗然後咳血*

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-這是三小??!!
-你有受虐體質

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求求你, 求求你, 不!!

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*甩出肉棒*

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-燒掉肉
-燒掉肉

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不要這樣!!

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-OwO
-等等, 你幾歲了?

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老天!

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繼續

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*解開奶罩*
*脫去妳的衣服*

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*他的手心出汗*

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*舔妳的肚子*

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*膝蓋發軟、手臂沉重*

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我可以看到妳的肚子
讓我看看它的美麗

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*已經吐在他的毛衣上*

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妳...妳還好嗎?

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老媽做的義大利麵
(註: Eminem - Lose Yourself)

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整到他了, 老天

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こんにちは ＞///＜
*注意到你是男生*

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你-你有女朋-朋友了嗎
OwO

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*咯咯笑我的書輕輕抖動* 啥?
你笨蛋 -w-

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啥??!!

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這是三小??

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為什麼妳的書會抖動??

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好的, Ken, 我們該結尾了

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我影片中最喜歡的部分

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"K: *快速舔嘴唇* "
"F: *舔手指* "

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我們同時想到這個

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"K: *舔你* "

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什麼? Ken那太奇怪了

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搞什麼
"F: *舔自己* "
"K: 什-什麼? "

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"F: *舔自己* "
"K: 什-什麼? "

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"K: *盯* "

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"F: òwó你喜歡ㄇ? "

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"K: *深深的臉紅*  是-是的前輩"
"F: *Marzia進入房間* "

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"K: *覺得詭異及不舒服* "

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"Marzia: FELIX"

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"M: *OwO* "

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"K: *OwO* "

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"F: M-M-Marzia! "

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"K: 這-這不是妳看到的這樣"
"F: 它-它不是妳看到的這樣"

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喔, 我要打的字跟你一樣

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"K: *掏出肉棒* "

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"F: *掏出肉棒* "

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"Marzia: *掏出肉棒* "

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"K: *深深哭泣* "

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"F: *笑哭* "

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"訂閱jacksepticeye"

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翻譯、時間軸: John Titor

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你要金字塔?
我們這裡有

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喔你喜歡城堡是嗎?
我們罩你, 寶貝

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你想要一些寵物?
簡單!!!

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我們全部都有

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這遊戲還沒過時, 天殺的

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*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況,
可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片,
譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*