WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.420 --> 00:00:02.280 Michael! Vsauce here. 00:00:02.280 --> 00:00:07.020 And if Flat Earth wore pants, would it wear them like this? 00:00:09.020 --> 00:00:11.420 Or, like this? 00:00:12.140 --> 00:00:18.300 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:26.580 If Earth isn't flat, then how come our shoes are like this, and not like this? 00:00:27.840 --> 00:00:31.360 *grows tumor and screams in unimaginable agony* 00:00:31.940 --> 00:00:37.280 I'm just playing around guys. We're just having fun here, laughing at Flat Eartheners. How original! 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:39.280 How clever. 00:00:39.300 --> 00:00:42.980 (It) takes such bravery to be such contrarian in today's society. 00:00:42.980 --> 00:00:43.800 Puh! 00:00:43.800 --> 00:00:49.160 Isn't it fun to just laugh at other people? From unlikable celebrities, like Tila Tequila, 00:00:58.060 --> 00:01:01.080 *high pitched voice* Where is the tilt, guys?! I'm still looking for it! 00:01:01.100 --> 00:01:03.340 To dying rappers, like B.o.B, 00:01:03.500 --> 00:01:09.960 I'd like to thank everybody who donated to- appreciate it. However, I made a few alterations to the campaign by raising 00:01:10.500 --> 00:01:14.220 The original amount from $200,000 to a million because... 00:01:14.480 --> 00:01:16.880 You wanted more money. I see what you're doing, B.o.B. 00:01:16.880 --> 00:01:21.440 I would love to have a million dollars to prove that the earth is actually round. That would be great. 00:01:21.460 --> 00:01:26.920 Check out the GoFundMe in the description guys, I think if we can finally set an end to this debate: together. 00:01:28.060 --> 00:01:29.760 As long as I get all the money. *Burps* 00:01:29.820 --> 00:01:32.620 But what is an actual Flat Earther look like? 00:01:32.620 --> 00:01:36.200 Well luckily, they all went together at a convention 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:37.480 So let's investigate. 00:01:37.520 --> 00:01:40.320 "This is going to be a day that's gonna be.. etched in history." 00:01:40.520 --> 00:01:45.440 "The quest for truth, and it can seem crazy, but all of us laugh at this topic, including myself." 00:01:45.720 --> 00:01:49.920 "This is probably the most ridiculous thing I ever thought that I'd be doing, and here I am, 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:53.520 organizing the Flat Earth international conference, but I'm not laughing anymore." 00:01:53.600 --> 00:01:55.600 1..2..3.. 00:01:55.600 --> 00:01:57.600 [people yell together] WE'RE NOT CRAZY! 00:01:57.600 --> 00:02:00.140 YES YOU AAAAARE! 00:02:00.240 --> 00:02:04.060 "There's a lot of people that have different ideas on what the Flat Earth is.." 00:02:04.060 --> 00:02:09.060 "But what one thing we all agree on is that we don't live on a spinning ball flying through infinite space." 00:02:09.180 --> 00:02:12.760 [Different weirdo] "Do you feel yourself spinning? Wobbling, gyrating?" 00:02:13.620 --> 00:02:15.020 "No, I'm pretty rock solid." 00:02:15.020 --> 00:02:15.840 *Laughs* 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:16.920 *Mocking* Ay! 00:02:16.920 --> 00:02:20.760 If I can't feel the gravity, then how can it be real, huh? 00:02:21.320 --> 00:02:23.280 "No, I'm pretty rock solid." 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:30.440 Explain that to me, huh. I feel rock solid where I'm standing. There- therefore the earth must be flat. 00:02:31.020 --> 00:02:33.460 It's science, based on my self. 00:02:33.540 --> 00:02:38.660 "...Toilet water is not flying out on people in Australia because of gravity." 00:02:41.900 --> 00:02:43.740 Wait- wait a minute, eh? 00:02:43.740 --> 00:02:48.880 Australia, are you okay? Are you okay over there, Australia, eh? A-Am I just supposed to- 00:02:49.420 --> 00:02:56.340 [Dramatic Music] 00:02:56.620 --> 00:03:03.640 Am I just supposed to drink this? How does it enter my system if the Earth's round, doesn't make any sense. 00:03:04.260 --> 00:03:06.440 [Music continues] 00:03:07.440 --> 00:03:08.000 (smack of lips) 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:09.280 [More music] 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:17.120 I need to conduct an experiment. So if I drink it upside down, there's no way it should be able to enter my system. 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:30.380 [silence] 00:03:30.620 --> 00:03:32.620 [more music] 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:33.720 [coughing] 00:03:33.720 --> 00:03:35.900 It came up my nose, it's fizzy water 00:03:36.580 --> 00:03:38.260 Your move, flat earthers. 00:03:38.260 --> 00:03:39.540 Well, hello! 00:03:39.540 --> 00:03:43.480 [Guy in video] "It doesn't fly out of the toilet because water seeks its level." 00:03:43.480 --> 00:03:45.480 Water seeks its level?? 00:03:45.880 --> 00:03:46.380 Whe- 00:03:48.160 --> 00:03:48.660 Wait.. 00:03:49.700 --> 00:03:51.680 That doesn't make any sense. 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:57.240 None of this makes any sense. If water seeks its level, then how come I can drink it upside down, 00:03:57.240 --> 00:04:02.140 As I just demonstrated? Flat Earthers, you need to become more consistent with your theories, please. 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:04.280 Don't waste my time. 00:04:04.440 --> 00:04:06.960 [Video] The Flat Earth would be a.... 00:04:07.420 --> 00:04:09.540 Circular.... flat area 00:04:10.160 --> 00:04:13.560 Surrounded by a field that is known as Antarctica. 00:04:13.600 --> 00:04:14.740 [Lady] This white rim, 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:18.860 Someone didn't give this man enough attention as a child. *Laughs* 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:24.740 I need to find some way so I can be special, too. This woman is amazing by the way. 00:04:24.900 --> 00:04:27.000 Look- this line: I love so much. 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:30.920 [Lady] This white rim, around the outside, a lot of people refer to it as the Ice Wall. 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:34.660 Yes, of course, the Ice Wall! Of course! 00:04:34.660 --> 00:04:36.520 [Ominous Music] 00:04:36.520 --> 00:04:38.520 Welcome. 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:47.560 Why doesn't water fall off the planet if the Earth isn't flat? 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:52.160 Ice Wall! You silly, dumb, panty....tents. 00:04:53.660 --> 00:04:58.540 I mean, I'm actually being sold more and more on this theory. The more I hear about it, the more it makes sense. 00:04:58.740 --> 00:04:59.880 This picture? PAH! 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:06.500 Don't make me laugh. That's unrealistic. Okay, where is the ice wall, guys? There's not even a turtle underneath it. 00:05:06.500 --> 00:05:11.260 [Guy in video] "I believe that some kind of star field firmaments about six thousand miles above us." 00:05:11.260 --> 00:05:12.460 "And it appears to be-" 00:05:12.460 --> 00:05:14.940 *Laughs* I love this guy. He's like- uh.. 00:05:15.180 --> 00:05:18.340 Alt-reality Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. *Laughs* 00:05:18.640 --> 00:05:24.760 He also just tosses strange words around to to sort of prove his point - a cymatic light field. 00:05:25.180 --> 00:05:29.940 Electromagnetic energy not gravity at all gravity's a deception the Sun the moon are these transcendental. 00:05:30.430 --> 00:05:35.549 Cymatic the sun in the move are this transid etic ciphering and lunin morphix. 00:05:37.330 --> 00:05:40.919 It's science Neil deGrasse Tyson wouldn't tell you about that. 00:05:48.550 --> 00:05:49.380 That's right 00:05:49.380 --> 00:05:55.499 The best way to prove something is through rap all science should be based on rap music alright 00:05:55.500 --> 00:05:58.500 If Stephen Hawking is isn't rapping it, then I don't want to hear it 00:05:58.500 --> 00:06:02.910 Just don't waste my time for my mother if I tried to talk to her about any of these things 00:06:03.280 --> 00:06:07.080 She doesn't believe me. I just can't take that rejection, so 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:11.160 My mother 00:06:18.500 --> 00:06:21.220 With our money they're lying I ain't buying 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:24.280 Who's they? 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:25.478 Well, basically... 00:06:27.020 --> 00:06:29.020 Satan 00:06:29.150 --> 00:06:31.150 Ya 00:06:31.250 --> 00:06:34.179 See this water? It's being manipulated right now 00:06:37.340 --> 00:06:39.369 And I'm a Christian channel, so I'm able to 00:06:40.280 --> 00:06:43.430 Transmute it fuse it so that it stays in the water bottle 00:06:43.430 --> 00:06:45.309 As far as I know I'm the first guy 00:06:45.560 --> 00:06:47.560 In the whole world to make a working 00:06:48.100 --> 00:06:50.040 Physical model of the flat earth 00:06:50.040 --> 00:06:53.620 That is not an achievement. This is alt reality Logan Paul. I'm the first one guys 00:06:54.580 --> 00:06:58.160 I'm the first one to do this insane thing. 00:06:59.200 --> 00:07:06.680 I named this one, hidden lands beyond, because some of us think that there's other lands that they're hiding from so this is a fantasy game 00:07:07.460 --> 00:07:12.729 But in the game you have the prime material plane. Yep. Let's step away from that guys 00:07:12.889 --> 00:07:17.258 There's an opening right there in the ice wall I can't believe we never see this 00:07:17.259 --> 00:07:21.760 Do you see this? There's an escape, we can escape to the other lands! To to do what exactly ? 00:07:21.760 --> 00:07:25.779 They discover these other lands, and they just don't want us to know about it 00:07:26.599 --> 00:07:29.619 I mean you know we might want to go there repopulate it 00:07:31.729 --> 00:07:33.319 I mean [laughs] 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:38.679 You know flat earthers I guarantee it, but you don't know who they are because they're afraid of talking about it 00:07:38.690 --> 00:07:41.199 But I'm not a flat earthener so 00:07:44.210 --> 00:07:45.650 Marzia!? 00:07:45.650 --> 00:07:51.940 A lot of people are going: this is crazy right, but think about this for the last 20 - 25 generations 00:07:52.279 --> 00:07:54.000 This is what we've told people 00:07:54.400 --> 00:07:58.479 Oh my god of course since we used to believe it 00:07:58.550 --> 00:08:00.550 Then it totally makes sense 00:08:00.620 --> 00:08:08.319 Just like we believe that contents [continents] didn't move or that babies don't feel pain or that the size and shape of your head 00:08:08.659 --> 00:08:13.089 Determines your behavior, that's right. We used to think it so it has to be true 00:08:18.069 --> 00:08:19.599 Well 00:08:19.599 --> 00:08:26.278 [woman:]I've watched over 50 hours of video. [Pewdiepie:]That's it. That's how you know if you watch a lot of YouTube videos 00:08:26.830 --> 00:08:29.789 That's evidence, and I did my own testing 00:08:29.949 --> 00:08:35.518 what was the tests take do you take a straight edge and you go from one end and you follow the 00:08:36.759 --> 00:08:42.029 Horizon of the horizon yeah, that's a straight edge just to the other end and it's it's flat 00:08:44.529 --> 00:08:49.828 What kind of experiment is that? I just walk across the shore for like 20 minutes 00:08:49.959 --> 00:08:56.818 And like I didn't see your curve it never showed up, and I just kept walking and it's never showed up doesn't make any sense 00:08:57.699 --> 00:08:59.849 One of my favorite flat eartheners 00:09:00.430 --> 00:09:03.239 Glenn Hall aka not a fool man 00:09:03.300 --> 00:09:08.490 He's a mathematician, and he's taking judge court cases that no one else would take 00:09:10.329 --> 00:09:14.489 I call this video the simplest 00:09:15.910 --> 00:09:18.839 Irrefutable flat earth proof 00:09:18.839 --> 00:09:26.638 Now I know there's gonna be some people who watch this [Pewdiepie: Not me watch this hmhmhm] who know me personally and people who know me personally 00:09:28.089 --> 00:09:31.349 Know that I am NOT a fool. [P:]He's not a fool guys 00:09:31.350 --> 00:09:38.189 I have a degree in math and I have a juris doctorate and I have been practicing law for almost 30 years 00:09:38.380 --> 00:09:44.099 [P:] Wow [man in video:] now notice as I am going south I have to continue dipping the nose of my airplane 00:09:44.769 --> 00:09:51.179 In order to stay level. [P:] that's right. You don't even have to do that because of gravity. It's great. It's fantastic 00:09:51.279 --> 00:09:53.279 [man in video:] I'm gonna continue all the way 00:09:54.670 --> 00:09:56.759 To Antarctica [P:] oh my god, he's right 00:09:56.829 --> 00:10:02.698 Why doesn't he just fly off to space? [man in video:] continuing to dip down and finally I get down here to? 00:10:03.610 --> 00:10:10.829 Antarctica and look at that [P:] he's upside down [man:] my airplane is upside down [P:] you can learn about you can test gravity yourself 00:10:10.829 --> 00:10:13.709 Just take a bucket with water in it and spin it 00:10:14.439 --> 00:10:20.969 Why does the water stay in the bucket? This is like first grade level stuff. [man in video:] I think they cling to it because 00:10:21.730 --> 00:10:28.529 It feels to them like they have special knowledge that other people aren't aware of and that 00:10:28.899 --> 00:10:33.669 That you a sense of purpose and a sense of meaning. There's no thing 00:10:34.580 --> 00:10:39.759 It's a dead meme at this point, and I think we should just drop the whole laughing at them as well 00:10:40.040 --> 00:10:41.690 It's not doing anyone a favor 00:10:41.690 --> 00:10:49.179 I honestly I sympathize with these people clearly they are lacking something in their life to cling on to these obscure ideas and 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:53.080 Probably best to just leave it at that