(Dramatic Music to go with THE RETURN) *Narrator* Where has he been?
When will he return?
The Prophecy foretells of the coming of a dark age...
An age when he will be missing.
But the prophecy foretells one more thing
Look now closely.
Closely into your own heart.
Into your own mind.
Into your own soul.
And there he is.
There he has always been.
Waiting
Forever
With you, inside you
a part of you!
Always.
(Dramatic music stops)(Screams while jumping out of closet)
(Laughs maniacally)
I am back! (Welcome back)
Oh!
He was just in the closet the whole time. *Narrator's part ends* (bout time he came out of closet)
*Pewds* Hello everyone, it's me.
Thank you for welcoming me back.
I have been away a couple of days.
It's been good, I had a good time.
('LWIAY' intro begins)
('LWIAY' intro ends)
That's right, we are going to look at more memes together.
Probably they are all going to be outdated because....a..
It's been a week. (Laughs)
Memes..a.
If any memes in this year
surpasses one week lifetime, that would be great.
That would just be great.
We are gonna go through the green screen competition .
Lets begin
(Spaghett meme music) Somebody toucha my
(Loudly)SPAGHETT................(pewds laughs)
(SPAGHETT echoes )
Well, what did I say! (Laughs)
Should I just go back?
I will go back.
I need another time.
Hi I am Renata Bliss (Minasha please?) and I am your freestyle dance teacher.
(Music)
Come on.
(Struggling and eating sounds)
(Spitting and blood splashing sounds)
*past pewds*ehhh
*another past pewds* Guys..
(hesitates and points)
*past pewds*I think there's a dead body there!
*A movie character* It'll be over soon.
*past pewds* You don't wanna mess with me!
*present pewds*ohh.. classic *past pewds* 'cause I will fight you.
*present pewds* Fighting, great!
(past pewds powers up in the background along with epic music)
(Fight begins)
(Present pewds laughs at himself while thinking what have his fans made)*past pewds fights*
*present pewds* wow!
*past pewds*That's right. *present pewds*ohh!
(Fight continues)
(past pewds struggling in fight while present pewds continues laughing)
*past pewds*freeee..... (present pewds continues laughing)
(epic music)
*past pewds*You haters have nothing on me! (flies away)
(super sonic flying sounds)(music ends)
*present pewds*Damn, that was amazing!Wow!
*present pewds*I could barely tell it was edited.
*present pewds*Damn!
*present pewds*So good. Wow!
(Intimidating music begins with a scene from a movie.(A woman screams)
Hello! Nice to meet you! Wanna be friends?
*woman screams*
I have an army of 60 million subscribers!
*woman cuts hand* *pewds in the video screams*
Beautiful. Just great.
Hey... *interrupted* OH MY GOD!
Pewds in video: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
That's my battle cry.
You don't want to mess with me!
I have an army of 60 million subscribers!
Look at my muscles!
PA PA PA!
HNNNNNGGGGGGG
So fast.
Oh, I want a full version!
That was so good! Oh my god!
Someone spent hours on this. God damn. God bless you, Matt Jones, you've earned a sub.
God damn.
Pewds on the left: f.. follow me! Pewds on the right: Ah, it's coming out of my asshole!
Pewds on the left: I run this way. Pewds on the right: *moaning*
Pewds on the right: Oh, it's a big one.
*Both screaming*
It's a bebe.
I love it so much.
You're gonna be such a great mother.
I'm gonna call him Jacksepticeye.
Beautiful.
My bike got stolen recently.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY...
I was pretty bummed about it.
- Oh, I'm so shocked and sad.
But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it.
The total happiness in the world increased.
So, whatever.
I.. I don't know what to say.
AAAAAAAARRRGHHHH
*MUNCH*
*SPIT*
*Kids cheering*
PA PA PA PA PA PA Pewds in background: Hey, come on, come on.
Have I told you about this chair by the way?
Have I, I don't know if I...
...introduced you to my chair?
It's 399.
And it can...
Do a lot of things! It can do a lot of things, okay?
*music*
Wow.
*Music*
What made you decide to join the paratroopers?
- I wanna find you and steal all of your subscribers.
*laughs* Jesus!
Time to stop!
*music intensifies*
Current pewds: I'm just like, where am I? Pewds in video: 'cause I will fight you! - Eyy
*screaming*
HAAAAAAAAAAA
*music starts*
(repeatedly) DO YOU KNOW DA WAE Pewds: Yes, great.
Knuckles: Does anybody here know da wae?
Pewds: Hey guys! *song abruptly stops* I found the way! Follow me!
Knuckles: This man knows da wae. Knuckles 2: Show me da wae.
Pewds: That's right. In you go!
Knuckles: Impostor. Knuckles 2: He does not know da wae.
Pewds: Oh yeah, you think you're so good, huh? You think you're tough?
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!?
*laughs*
Jack: Oh, I'm running low on batteries.
SPAGHEEEETTTTTT! Jack: *curses*
Oh, poor Jack. Did I scare you?
Did I scare you, little Jack-y boy?
Jack-y boy got scared. By a video game.
Ohh, so scared.
I would never get scared by a video game, cause I'm a real man.
Ohh, my testosterone levels...
...your testosterone levels.
Hello! Nice to meet you! Wanna be friends?
- Hell no!
Oh yeah? But can you do this?
*intense sound*
♫ GO GET THE MONEY, GO GET THE MONEY ♫
399!
Can you just buy my chair please?
IT'S 399
Oh yeah, you think you're so good, huh? You think you're tough? SHHH
You think you're something special?
But can you do this?
♫ DROP IT ♫
*song starts with pewds screaming in sync with the music*
Yes!
Leave a like if you are depressed.
399 and you depression will be gone! Of course!
Yes, I'm using mental illness to sell my chair
What, you're gonna... What, that's not okay?
*spooky music starts*
Pewds: I love the movie edits.
Woman: What is that!?
*laughs*
*laughing* I know where this is going
MEME REVIEW *woman screams*
*Slow claps* *echoing* Meme review.
*now sounding normal* Meme review.
Cute. That was cute. Very cute!
REEEEEEEEE
*in portuguese* "I hope Julia gets very happy with her choices"
PA PA PA PA PA
AAAAHHHHHH
Holy cow, this one got 11,000 upvotes? (i bet it was 100% brazilians votes)
You don't wanna mess with me!
'cause imma fight you.
What? That's not true.
I have an army of 60million subscribers
PA PU PU PA PA
You think you're something special?
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? WAAAAA
Wow!
They say I run faster than light itself..
PUF PUF PUF
*in shock*
My s-power move!
There's a dead body right there.
Aw yeah. This one's great.
"Alexa, what do you do?"
"I go through funny pictures and go.. 'haha' :D"
"That you guys.. made.. you guys made pictures"
"Awesome!"
"Alexa, play rock music!"
"mooooOONIKA! Hej hej monika, hej på dig monika ♪"
"Alexa, stop!"
WHAT
"Alexa, what time is it?"
"it's time for BONUS MEME..."
"you actually don't have to yell at it. It uses far-fiel technology so it can hear you from anywhere in the room"
"So it can just hear you anywhere?" "Yes."
"Well, everyone can hear you anywhere."
"ABSOLUTE MAD LAD"
"Alexa, add wrapping paper to the shopping list"
"399. That's a great price."
"Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
"EIGHTEEN"
"no" (?)
NOOO no
ooOOkay.
That was the green screen submissions
Good job
Give yourself a round of applause.
We're back with the daily uploads uuuuuuh
I had a great time when i was away but uuh (he was at japan)
I'm very happy that we're back.
Keep making videos (?)
Did you miss me? (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡ Leave a like
and if you didn't...
Leave a like.
ALSO
BE SURE
to leave a like.
cAN wE gET ThiS vIDeO oN TreNDinG?
And that's it for me for now.
See you tomorrow in the new video.
And, as always,
I'm going to go back
where I sleep.
Have a great one- Have a great time everybody
and remember
Leave a like
if you're depressed. Thank you.
OH NO~ WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS D:
the deepest intimacy of poodipi T^T
prepare your ears~
moooOOOO NI KA
♪ Hej hej Monika, hej på dig Monika ♪
(daddy)