WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:12.720 --> 00:00:15.000 Look at this snail he's so cute 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.440 It is so cute, oh my god 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:20.640 Oh when you [are] moving here all the butterflies come out. It's so cute 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:22.700 Oh, noo, Marzia hates butterfly what 00:00:22.700 --> 00:00:24.680 I HATE BUTTERFLIES 00:00:24.680 --> 00:00:26.680 And this mother duck and her ducklings 00:00:27.340 --> 00:00:28.700 yeah they're so cute 00:00:28.700 --> 00:00:29.380 AH 00:00:29.380 --> 00:00:33.860 Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's adorable. Oh my God. That's so cute. How do I get a-- 00:00:33.860 --> 00:00:36.160 Hey, watch out! He peed on you! -What's happening? 00:00:36.160 --> 00:00:37.500 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:00:37.500 --> 00:00:38.440 Kill him! 00:00:38.440 --> 00:00:43.260 I'll poop here. How do you lure him? -I don't know, we have to figure that out. Fucking idiot 00:00:44.050 --> 00:00:45.460 Oh my God 00:00:45.460 --> 00:00:51.500 Did you just say that for real on camera?! Is there a frog? Do I like frogs? -Yeah you do. 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:53.820 Oh my God, this frog is so cute! 00:00:53.940 --> 00:00:55.580 Okay, let's catch some butterflies 00:00:55.580 --> 00:00:57.000 You hate butterflies, right? 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.800 Right, I hate them. So let's catch them -I know. Don't worry 00:00:58.800 --> 00:01:00.800 And then we will eradicate them from the planet 00:01:00.800 --> 00:01:02.800 Got one. You caught a ladybug 00:01:02.800 --> 00:01:04.960 Do I like ladybugs? -Yeah-- No 00:01:04.960 --> 00:01:05.880 No? -No 00:01:05.880 --> 00:01:07.280 EW -Okay good. 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:09.840 Finally you're doing something useful. 00:01:10.240 --> 00:01:14.120 You are not funny. This is not funny. -I'm sor-- it was just a joke for the thing, ok? 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:17.220 You're nothing, you're a bad boyfriend. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am-- I am [a] bad boyfriend. 00:01:17.220 --> 00:01:18.800 I'm sorry. You're a shitty girlfriend. 00:01:18.800 --> 00:01:22.720 You will never see this nips then. -No, I don't-- just stop your nips, please 00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:24.940 Okay? Thank you 00:01:25.660 --> 00:01:29.380 What are you doing? What are you doing right now? -Do you love me? 00:01:29.380 --> 00:01:31.380 I-- what are you doing? 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:33.380 I can show you my butt 00:01:34.960 --> 00:01:38.340 Dance, wiggle wiggle, dance, wiggle wiggle -DAMN 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:40.560 Oh my God, you did so well Marzia 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:42.380 Thanks, I really tried hard 00:01:42.940 --> 00:01:46.500 Um, thank you so much for playing with me today. 00:01:46.580 --> 00:01:50.000 I play with you every day. I play with you every night. 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.560 How about for the thumbnail, we do a little kiss? 00:01:55.900 --> 00:01:57.900 Okay yeah -Yeah 00:02:41.940 --> 00:02:44.020 I know y'all can't handle this shit 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:50.600 I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video like you always do, and I have to call google and be like 00:02:50.940 --> 00:02:57.360 Hey, they flagged another one. Yeah, my uh my fan base is basically a bunch of pussies. 00:02:58.480 --> 00:03:06.180 Oh, this video had blood in it. Oh, this video had nipples in it. Oh, this video was a little bit too sexual 00:03:06.180 --> 00:03:12.300 Oh, he made me swirl. Excuse me, why don't you just go to the fucking... 00:03:13.020 --> 00:03:16.900 Australia, like the good old days, all right. What do you-- 00:03:16.900 --> 00:03:20.760 I bet you even flagged this video already because you're triggered by my glasses 00:03:20.760 --> 00:03:25.900 You're all a bunch of wimps. Don't flag the fucking video, alright? Stop flagging the video 00:03:25.900 --> 00:03:30.880 I'm sick and tired of this fucking shit. Can y'all stop flagging my fucking videos? 00:03:30.880 --> 00:03:36.360 Slop flagging the videos, God damn it. I don't make any money if you flag the video 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:38.380 What do you think, I do this for free? 00:03:38.380 --> 00:03:42.620 Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity? Do you think I do this for fun? 00:03:42.620 --> 00:03:44.680 Do you think I do YouTube for fun? 00:03:44.940 --> 00:03:46.840 I'm only in it for the money. 00:03:47.280 --> 00:03:50.560 Fuck you for even thinking that, alright? 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:55.480 Now I gotta make this video, and it'd be great if you don't fucking flag it, alright? 00:03:55.520 --> 00:04:01.040 DON'T FLAG THE VIDEO. So if you're not up for the challenge 00:04:01.860 --> 00:04:02.860 Bitch 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:06.820 Then click the fuck away and don't flag the videe-ay (video) 00:04:07.480 --> 00:04:09.560 Man, I should be a rapper. That was pretty good. 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:58.700 Oh here we are 00:04:58.710 --> 00:05:00.710 back at it again 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:04.100 Holy shit. Oh my God. 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:08.320 I am not-- BARRELS! I hate this, oh-- 00:05:08.320 --> 00:05:09.580 Should we knock? 00:05:10.260 --> 00:05:13.420 Yeah. Hello? [What] the fuck is this? 00:05:13.460 --> 00:05:15.440 Hey, they got corn and everything 00:05:16.640 --> 00:05:19.900 Hello there, Mister man. Man, you look good man. 00:05:20.140 --> 00:05:20.840 AH! Oh 00:05:20.840 --> 00:05:24.440 Jesus Christ, get the shit out of me. Why is there tricycle here? 00:05:24.440 --> 00:05:26.440 Oh, God. It's getting dark man. 00:05:26.440 --> 00:05:28.560 It's getting well dark man. 00:05:29.500 --> 00:05:30.760 Aww, fuck 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:35.980 You know shits about to go down when the drum starts hitting you. 00:05:35.980 --> 00:05:39.420 Oh God, this is fucking creepy man. What was that? 00:05:45.760 --> 00:05:49.220 All right but this is pretty good so far. What a nice town. 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:51.220 Oh my God! 00:05:51.320 --> 00:05:54.720 (Fuck) Fuck, fuck indeed. 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:58.580 Oh, that's cool man. This is so fucking cool. 00:06:01.220 --> 00:06:02.960 Whoa, what the fuck? 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:07.560 Hey. No. I hear you Ethan Bradberry. 00:06:07.940 --> 00:06:13.380 What the fuck are you doing, you fucking asshole? Why you gotta be so loud man? 00:06:14.020 --> 00:06:15.360 I ain't scared. 00:06:16.080 --> 00:06:18.200 Oh, jeb not Fichte 00:06:18.620 --> 00:06:19.500 Oh 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:25.860 Corn. I love corn, so much. Oh and climb over. Oh thank God. 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:27.860 Oh 00:06:28.440 --> 00:06:32.540 FUCK! I am so fucked! Fuck this! 00:06:32.540 --> 00:06:33.680 RUN! 00:06:34.760 --> 00:06:36.060 OHHHH 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:38.180 Oh! Oh my God. 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:43.100 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine 00:06:43.900 --> 00:06:45.640 Where, where am I? 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:48.820 Excuse me. I burp when I'm excited. 00:06:49.280 --> 00:06:50.900 Marzia doesn't appreciate it. I know, but... 00:06:54.060 --> 00:06:57.220 Whoa, it's Lickitung again. 00:06:58.300 --> 00:07:00.280 That fucking Pokemon. 00:07:01.440 --> 00:07:02.800 It's got Marzia. 00:07:03.540 --> 00:07:04.820 What the fuck are those? 00:07:06.220 --> 00:07:07.920 What the fuck is that? 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:16.500 Oh. Okay. No that's... great. That's funny because I was actually heading this way towards the exit. Yes. 00:07:18.380 --> 00:07:19.980 Oh come on. 00:07:21.440 --> 00:07:22.680 Alright, I'm out. 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:24.480 Poods out. 00:07:25.320 --> 00:07:26.760 Aw shit, I ran out of batteries. 00:07:48.280 --> 00:07:52.740 (LEFT VIDEO) Not sure if I should run downhill. That seems like a bad-- What was that? 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:58.260 What the fuck is out there? Oh God. This is fucking creepy man. 00:08:00.260 --> 00:08:02.220 Oh shi-- okay, okay. Ah, okay 00:08:02.220 --> 00:08:05.180 AH! Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared the shit out of me cactus. 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:19.920 MY NEW COMPANY, B3 00:08:21.080 --> 00:08:25.260 Big Bouncy Boobies. Alright who's got the biggest titties? 00:08:25.260 --> 00:08:29.260 Flat chest. Zoey, get the fuck out! Get the fuck out, Zoey! 00:08:29.260 --> 00:08:30.600 Keana... 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:34.260 You got that ass, but get out! What fuck do you take me for?! 00:08:34.260 --> 00:08:37.040 We're called the Big Titty Titties. 00:08:37.040 --> 00:08:39.560 Nikki, you look like you're from Tumblr. 00:08:40.540 --> 00:08:42.980 I despise you. I hate your guts. 00:08:43.780 --> 00:08:46.620 But business is business, and you're hired Nikki. 00:08:46.620 --> 00:08:47.760 Billy, you're in. 00:08:48.520 --> 00:08:53.360 Okay, we got Lilanni. She's Asian, fla-- FLAT CHEST?! 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:59.660 Lilanni! Why are you show up even?! Get out! Alright, Zoe-- ZOEY! We had this talk before! 00:08:59.660 --> 00:09:03.520 It's time to hire another one. Okay, we got Lillian. She's a teen. Tattoos 00:09:03.520 --> 00:09:07.080 Fuck off, fuck off Lillian. Why is it so hard? 00:09:08.180 --> 00:09:12.260 Alright, we're hiring her. You better get some implants. Alright, what's her cup size? B, that's-- 00:09:13.280 --> 00:09:16.680 Where are all the big breasted women? FINALLY! 00:09:17.100 --> 00:09:19.760 A gift from the Gods, Candice! 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:21.720 You're in. 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:27.840 Fuck sake, you're all useless. One dollar per hour. Keana, you're in. Tiffany, one dollar an hour. 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:29.700 Tiffany, you're in. 00:09:29.700 --> 00:09:34.640 You're in. Now buy me shoes. Oh my God, Zoey. How many times are you trying? 00:09:34.640 --> 00:09:37.200 How many fucking times I gotta tell you, Zoey?! 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:42.640 Get the fuck out, and stop wasting my time! You got zero potential! ZERO 00:09:42.640 --> 00:09:46.620 Hey Tiffany, wear this butt plug while you go shopping. -Give it to me. 00:09:46.620 --> 00:09:49.200 Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 00:09:49.400 --> 00:09:56.100 Butt plug. Alright Zoey. You wanna work in this business so hard? Here take this butt plug. 00:09:56.820 --> 00:10:01.960 Find me some cigarettes. Fuck off. I'm gonna have to hire my last girl Marlena. -Naturally. 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:05.420 But she said naturally. But ain't nothing natural about that girl. 00:10:05.420 --> 00:10:06.960 Oh my God that money 00:10:07.580 --> 00:10:13.920 Finally! Finally I'm rolling the pimp business. My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now 00:10:14.660 --> 00:10:19.420 The way I handle women with such dignity and respect. Even Tumblr would approve of this video. 00:10:19.420 --> 00:10:21.720 HAIL TO THE PIMP KING PEWDIEPIE 00:10:21.780 --> 00:10:25.320 PIMPDIEPIE BITCH! THAT'S ME MOTHERFUCKER 00:10:50.280 --> 00:10:52.200 You bros voted 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:59.580 If I was an Anime character, what would I be? 00:11:01.640 --> 00:11:03.500 An anime schoolgirl 00:11:05.780 --> 00:11:12.040 You hear that Easley? I'm an anime schoolgirl. Thanks to you bros voting on Twitter. Thank you so much. 00:11:12.040 --> 00:11:16.580 There's so many cool animes, but anime school girl. Just what I wanted. 00:11:17.780 --> 00:11:22.220 Thank you. Appreciate it. So thanks to Crunchyroll, we're bringing that to life. 00:11:22.220 --> 00:11:27.780 But that's what this video is going to be. But first, for those of you who don't know about crunchyroll 00:11:27.800 --> 00:11:32.660 It's a streaming service of anime and drama. It's a service that I personally use as well, 00:11:32.660 --> 00:11:38.020 So I'm really happy to have them [as] a sponsor and making this Pewdiepie anime a real thing. 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:39.500 Huge thanks to them. 00:11:39.500 --> 00:11:44.400 I'm a fan of anime myself. What can I say? I enjoy a good Berserk. 00:11:45.260 --> 00:11:48.140 [I] sound like a mom trying to say like, "Yeah, I watch anime." 00:11:48.140 --> 00:11:51.000 I enjoy a good GTO. Really great shows. 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:56.120 They're all available on Crunchyroll, and I would love to hear your bros opinion on them. So check them out. 00:11:56.120 --> 00:12:01.560 They have over 25,000 anime episodes, so I'm sure you'll find something that you'll enjoy. 00:12:01.560 --> 00:12:06.940 But not just that, you're supporting the Japanese anime industry by supporting Crunchyroll. 00:12:06.940 --> 00:12:11.860 Cause every season, they're bringing in the freshest anime straight from Japan. 00:12:11.860 --> 00:12:17.340 So basically, if you check out the link in the description, crunchyroll.com/pewds 00:12:17.340 --> 00:12:20.840 You get a 30-day free trial to check it out, and see if you like it. 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:27.760 You basically can watch as much anime you want for 30 days with no ads, 1080p baby, 00:12:27.760 --> 00:12:33.760 And the newest episodes air one [hour] after they are up in Japan with professional subtitles. 00:12:33.760 --> 00:12:37.520 I think that's pretty cool. I really enjoy it, so maybe you will as well. 00:12:37.520 --> 00:12:41.360 And thanks again for Crunchyroll for making this happen. Now, let's roll the clip 00:12:52.020 --> 00:12:52.820 Huh? 00:12:53.660 --> 00:12:54.880 Hey, what you doing? 00:12:55.300 --> 00:12:57.100 Not much, just hanging. 00:12:57.100 --> 00:12:58.380 *laughs* 00:12:58.380 --> 00:13:01.020 Grrrrrrrrr *laughs* 00:13:01.260 --> 00:13:03.620 Hey, what are you guys talking about? 00:13:03.620 --> 00:13:06.300 Oh, hi. Just chatting about the big game tonight. 00:13:06.300 --> 00:13:07.900 Why do you care what we're talking about? 00:13:07.900 --> 00:13:11.300 I was just trying to talk to-- -We all know you're obsessed with him. 00:13:11.300 --> 00:13:13.980 Everyone sees you taking photos of him everywhere. 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:15.360 No, I don't! 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:17.240 Why don't you just leave him alone for once? 00:13:22.980 --> 00:13:25.800 He'll never be yours. Get over it. 00:13:27.800 --> 00:13:30.080 HYAAAHHHHH *slaps* 00:13:33.140 --> 00:13:35.300 Alright girls. Take it easy now. 00:13:35.300 --> 00:13:37.580 HYAAAHHHHHH *kicks* 00:13:38.140 --> 00:13:38.820 Ah 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:40.740 HYAH! 00:14:04.020 --> 00:14:08.680 He's not yours. You'll never come even close to what I feel for him. 00:14:08.680 --> 00:14:10.600 Feel this, you little rat. 00:14:17.460 --> 00:14:19.840 NOOOOOOOOOOOO! T_T 00:14:19.840 --> 00:14:21.680 This is all your fault! 00:14:21.680 --> 00:14:26.020 You... will... regret this. 00:14:26.420 --> 00:14:28.880 HYAAAHHHHHHHHH 00:15:16.520 --> 00:15:18.740 Any last words, little freak? 00:15:19.220 --> 00:15:22.480 Suck on my laser, BITCH 00:15:23.140 --> 00:15:26.400 AHHHHHHHHH 00:15:41.520 --> 00:15:46.260 She was right. I'll never have him, but if I can't have him 00:15:46.540 --> 00:15:50.000 I must become him 00:16:32.500 --> 00:16:34.080 What is this game?! 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:36.460 Sup, bro. 00:16:36.460 --> 00:16:42.760 You know what 'sup' brother. It's been eight days, and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles. 00:16:42.760 --> 00:16:47.700 What are you even doing? -Hey, take it easy. I gotten a ton of work done today. 00:16:48.160 --> 00:16:49.840 A skeleton 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:51.100 *laughs* 00:16:51.840 --> 00:16:52.960 *laughs some more* 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:59.840 Ahh, I will attend to my puzzle. As for your work, put your little more 'backbone' into it. 00:16:59.840 --> 00:17:01.840 NYEEEHHHHH 00:17:03.420 --> 00:17:03.940 Hey 00:17:03.940 --> 00:17:05.560 *laughs* 00:17:06.020 --> 00:17:12.200 I am a ghost that lives inside a dummy. Human, I'll scare your soul out of your body. 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:13.680 Oh God, it's one of those meanies. 00:17:13.700 --> 00:17:15.000 I got knives 00:17:15.420 --> 00:17:17.620 Damn boy, you fucking hardcore man 00:17:19.340 --> 00:17:20.940 I'm... out of knives. 00:17:21.540 --> 00:17:25.980 Now, I hate making promises, but the promise I made to her 00:17:25.980 --> 00:17:29.840 You know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything, buddy? 00:17:30.420 --> 00:17:35.080 You'd be dead where you stand. 00:17:37.780 --> 00:17:44.100 Hey lighten up, bucko. I'm just joking with you. Besides, haven't I done a great job protecting you? 00:17:44.100 --> 00:17:47.640 I mean, look at yourself. You haven't died a single time. 00:17:47.640 --> 00:17:50.580 Hey, what's that look supposed to mean? Am I wrong? 00:18:10.140 --> 00:18:13.400 So Stefan, you bring your hands up to begin to concentrate 00:18:13.400 --> 00:18:18.900 Coalescing the Arcane energy into the strange dull glow of green in your hands as the swirl continues to spiral 00:18:18.900 --> 00:18:24.120 You shoot your hands forward releasing this burst of corrosive energy towards the female 00:18:24.120 --> 00:18:27.960 It's been a while since you've used this explosive power in this town in your eagerness 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:29.640 You weren't paying attention to your target 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:35.000 The arrow arcs to the side, missing your target and instead striking Kaleem in the back of the shoulders 00:18:35.660 --> 00:18:36.920 No, not Kaleem! 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:38.680 I'm sorry Kaleem! 00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:40.680 I tried to help. 00:18:41.820 --> 00:18:44.000 What are you doing noob? 00:18:45.760 --> 00:18:47.400 I'm sorry Kaleem! 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:53.040 And even trying to put him out of his misery, you managed to pierce him with the rapier because he's not moving 00:18:53.140 --> 00:18:58.440 But you don't reach any vital organs. So now you're just adding more pain to his slowly sizzling misery 00:18:58.440 --> 00:18:59.740 Kaleem! 00:18:59.740 --> 00:19:01.500 I'm sorry Kaleem! 00:19:02.580 --> 00:19:08.380 You have no idea what this building is. -Is this even a building? What is this? 00:19:09.960 --> 00:19:16.160 As you shout that out Stephan, you turn around and look up and immediately see a sign hanging over the door that says 00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:16.860 Uhhh 00:19:16.860 --> 00:19:17.800 'Butcher' 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:22.300 Ohh. How did you not notice that Cinderella? -What? Notice what? 00:19:22.980 --> 00:19:25.500 Look at the sign right there. -What sign? 00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:27.420 It says 'Butcher'. -No it doesn't. 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:30.500 Jesus Christ. Just let me do this for you. 00:19:31.580 --> 00:19:34.500 The door clicks and opens up into a dark interior. 00:19:34.500 --> 00:19:38.700 You have that light spell still? -I already used it Ken. I can't be bothered to do it again. 00:19:39.060 --> 00:19:41.600 Actually for light spell, you can do an infinite number of times. 00:19:41.600 --> 00:19:45.800 Yeah, I know. Okay, I'll do a light spell in Rainbow color. -Okay. 00:19:46.460 --> 00:19:47.940 A very beautiful, 00:19:47.940 --> 00:19:54.200 Very beautiful array of rainbow colors streaks across the room. You can now see indeed, this is a butcher shop. 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:57.140 Uh, there is a large-- -A fabulous butcher shop 00:19:57.920 --> 00:19:59.600 Dead unicorns everywhere 00:20:00.420 --> 00:20:05.120 Okay, where's the-- where's the blood going? -This is the part where I say let's just go back. 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:12.500 Okay, can I cast a rainbow spell to... make this situation a little nicer? 00:20:12.500 --> 00:20:16.280 You can. You cast your light spell [of an] array of beautiful colors, lighting up the tunnel. 00:20:16.280 --> 00:20:23.080 As you guys not so quietly turn the corner with this vibrant bright rainbow light, expelling from the front of Stefan's quarter staff, 00:20:23.080 --> 00:20:27.600 the large figure pulls its hood back, and you can see what looks like 00:20:27.600 --> 00:20:31.420 A snarling ogre-face standing about 12 to 13 feet tall. 00:20:31.420 --> 00:20:37.280 Its head is bulbous and mutated like some sort of pulsating creature has taken root on the right side of its face. 00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:40.500 Its eyes beeline unnatural intelligence for its kind 00:20:40.640 --> 00:20:45.480 You dare interrupt our sacred gifting ceremony 00:20:45.840 --> 00:20:48.400 I will know your names and intent 00:20:48.500 --> 00:20:53.840 So we might whisper them to the silent screamer and crush your memory on this world. 00:20:54.680 --> 00:20:57.640 And with that, we will leave this game on a cliffhanger 00:20:58.120 --> 00:21:01.520 Dun dun dun~ -Wha-- Noo, are you serious? 00:21:01.520 --> 00:21:02.960 *laughs* 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.920 I was so into it 00:21:18.320 --> 00:21:20.320 Uhhh, Can we loot Kaleem? 00:21:20.930 --> 00:21:22.680 Look at my creepy little fish arms. 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:24.480 You are so cute. -Oi, come here daddy. 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:26.360 My sweet child. -Oh my God, your knees are in your chest. 00:21:27.020 --> 00:21:31.380 Yeah, if you look down your face like wasn't your chest and your knees are already in your chest 00:21:33.520 --> 00:21:36.600 Oh, there's a-- there's a... strange object here. 00:21:37.480 --> 00:21:39.060 Which is... Oh God! 00:21:39.060 --> 00:21:41.020 This is very... -Are you serious? 00:21:41.020 --> 00:21:45.500 This is very inappropriate. -You put down the strange rubber object. Can I pick it up? 00:21:47.260 --> 00:21:48.260 Daddy wins! 00:21:49.700 --> 00:21:51.260 Daddy wins. -Wait, daddy wins? 00:21:52.120 --> 00:21:54.880 Rematch. Hit rematch. -Bleach! I found bleach! 00:21:54.880 --> 00:21:57.460 NO! NOOO, NOOOOO! DADDY WON. -Drink soap. Drink bleach. 00:21:57.460 --> 00:21:58.540 DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH! 00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:02.860 WHOA, WHOA. -Oh God, whoa! 00:22:02.860 --> 00:22:03.780 How did you-- 00:22:04.060 --> 00:22:06.120 Ha ha ha ha! Do it again, do it again! -Do that again! 00:22:06.120 --> 00:22:09.440 I wanna fly, daddy! -I don't know how I did it. You went inside it. 00:22:09.820 --> 00:22:14.280 I got a fork! I got a fork. I can stab a bitch. -Let go of the fork, Timmy. 00:22:14.280 --> 00:22:17.420 No, no, let-- give me-- give me the fork. -Put the fork down! 00:22:17.420 --> 00:22:19.880 Come here daddy! Time to stab you with a fork. -Okay. 00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.620 Oh god, there's an electrical cabinet there. I gotta pro-- NO. 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:24.340 Timmy. No. NO. 00:22:24.600 --> 00:22:26.600 TIMMY! -Yeaaahh! 00:22:27.500 --> 00:22:29.500 Look, you're trash 00:22:30.320 --> 00:22:35.200 Who are we in the trash? Oh, I want to go into twice. Hey, you are going [to] trash going 00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:38.710 I want to go. It's [close]. You're going to trade. Yeah you go dead brick. Yeah 00:22:40.040 --> 00:22:43.690 That's really nice. Yes. He closed it I 00:22:45.800 --> 00:22:49.090 Mean gosh this traffic, huh? 00:22:50.600 --> 00:22:52.809 when game is clearly Fallen 00:22:53.750 --> 00:22:56.200 10 or 10 10 out of 10 again 00:22:56.840 --> 00:22:58.929 first idea around 10 IMDb 00:22:59.720 --> 00:23:00.920 Oscar 00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:02.390 rotten Tomatoes 00:23:02.390 --> 00:23:04.390 Flawless game Polish game 00:23:04.880 --> 00:23:07.570 Flawless drafting ah love it. Oh 00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:10.719 Minute can I interest you in a bucket perhaps? 00:23:14.990 --> 00:23:17.620 What's that sound could it be? 00:23:19.100 --> 00:23:21.100 found [Regal] 00:23:21.770 --> 00:23:23.950 Thanks surgery go sing 00:23:25.850 --> 00:23:27.850 [alright], [alright], Iran-Iraq 00:23:40.610 --> 00:23:42.610 Really them completed 00:23:56.180 --> 00:23:58.180 Hello 00:23:58.880 --> 00:24:02.800 This is y'all God. It's actually fucking creepy 00:24:03.530 --> 00:24:05.120 [cop] 00:24:05.120 --> 00:24:07.120 [upset] your birthday. Oh 00:24:07.430 --> 00:24:09.430 my God, oh 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:20.349 God, I'm actually terrified what the fuck caliphate. What are you know in age anything? What day are you? 00:24:20.990 --> 00:24:22.790 Yeah, Dada Da 00:24:22.790 --> 00:24:24.790 Dada 00:24:26.690 --> 00:24:28.690 da Da oh 00:24:30.050 --> 00:24:33.580 Bow wow, what are yelling at me right? 00:24:35.690 --> 00:24:41.830 Back what is that bag? What bitch man leave me alone? 00:25:02.610 --> 00:25:05.000 Bro, it's just a prank 00:25:05.880 --> 00:25:07.909 the cameras right there 00:25:08.550 --> 00:25:11.029 Bro, the cameras right there 00:25:12.360 --> 00:25:17.059 There's just a prank bro. It's just a prank 00:25:18.390 --> 00:25:20.280 Don't you like? 00:25:20.280 --> 00:25:26.600 Pranks, bro, I guess you don't like prank. I stole your car. Just a prank, bro 00:25:27.030 --> 00:25:32.600 I'm fucking your wire just a prank bro. [I] give you just a prank, bro 00:25:33.060 --> 00:25:35.720 It ruined your life, just a prank, bro 00:25:36.510 --> 00:25:38.510 Chance you people 00:25:41.850 --> 00:25:43.850 understand 00:25:49.140 --> 00:25:55.160 Just a prank bro. [it's] just a prank the cat, right 00:25:56.950 --> 00:25:59.370 the cameras right there 00:26:01.290 --> 00:26:03.290 you can tell my 00:26:06.340 --> 00:26:11.370 Don't you like [briggs], bro? I guess you don't my brain 00:26:12.040 --> 00:26:16.440 I've got your fire just a prank bro. I'm [gonna] [tell] [you] [how] [to] 00:26:17.140 --> 00:26:18.880 grow [your] 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:22.890 [shit] right what that wasn't a prank though? 00:26:24.490 --> 00:26:26.490 Can't you people? 00:26:26.560 --> 00:26:29.100 Understand that it's just garlic 00:26:29.950 --> 00:26:31.210 and 00:26:31.210 --> 00:26:33.040 fucking fine 00:26:33.040 --> 00:26:35.370 [that's] why it's okay 00:26:36.370 --> 00:26:38.459 It's just a prank 00:26:40.180 --> 00:26:44.070 Just to break the cameras right there 00:27:14.670 --> 00:27:17.570 It's just a prank bro. It's 00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:20.240 Just a prank 00:27:20.280 --> 00:27:22.310 the cameras right there 00:27:22.950 --> 00:27:25.429 Bro, the cameras right there 00:27:26.670 --> 00:27:29.629 And just a prank bro. It's 00:27:30.300 --> 00:27:32.300 Just a prank 00:27:32.790 --> 00:27:37.790 Don't you like pranks, bro? I guess you don't like [pain] 00:27:38.550 --> 00:27:45.440 In the beginning it was nothing well accidents a lot of stuff rafi. It was boring and then 00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:51.200 There was the broken podcast [a] long time the [sexist] 00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:56.450 We know his kid on the other the American get a cinnamon toast [can] 00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:02.690 And the podcast is so good it brought light into this dark and toxic world 00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:06.319 focus that's a bit intense don't you think 00:28:07.350 --> 00:28:10.399 Anyway, if welcome special guests like markiplier 00:28:11.190 --> 00:28:15.740 jacksepticeye Crime and International Rockstar, President Obama 00:28:16.530 --> 00:28:19.160 That last one it's a wash they were cake 00:28:19.980 --> 00:28:21.330 challenges and 00:28:21.330 --> 00:28:25.279 Conversation so legendary that the animals still sing of their glory 00:28:27.540 --> 00:28:28.590 whatever 00:28:28.590 --> 00:28:31.730 Now we're [broken] Podcasters making history once again 00:28:32.310 --> 00:28:34.310 Coming with sling TV 00:28:34.380 --> 00:28:37.820 So get ready to experience of throw fists like you've never 00:28:38.370 --> 00:28:39.620 experienced before 00:28:39.620 --> 00:28:47.419 And you better watch because if you don't then the robot will win that last one is also a lie 00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:50.360 Maybe the broken [Podger] 00:28:51.180 --> 00:28:53.210 Available now on [Fling] TV 00:28:54.740 --> 00:28:56.740 ah 00:29:06.179 --> 00:29:08.179 Yes, oh 00:29:09.059 --> 00:29:16.579 Yes, say my Santa Claus. I think I'm Santa Claus so what would Santa Claus do in a situation like this I? 00:29:17.520 --> 00:29:20.959 Would steal all their shit boom that's my bicycle 00:29:21.179 --> 00:29:27.919 This is my TV santa needs [gift] [-] what else do we need Christmas pudding [all] year? 00:29:28.170 --> 00:29:35.089 That's my Christmas pudding no no not what else. [oh] money money money money money money money money money so much money 00:29:35.090 --> 00:29:42.079 Oh my God. There's the painting there this ugly ass painting yes. I mean, it's probably worth a fortune dude 00:29:42.630 --> 00:29:44.309 Okay, oh 00:29:44.309 --> 00:29:46.519 God they're coming. [oh], God they're coming 00:29:47.520 --> 00:29:50.569 I've got a bit of height. I better hide in the closet 00:29:51.390 --> 00:29:53.390 Thank God 00:29:53.550 --> 00:29:54.750 [haha] 00:29:54.750 --> 00:30:01.939 Oh my God, Tom could Tom could stop stop Tom Cruise. Tom cruise. [he's] fitting the shit out of me 00:30:02.130 --> 00:30:06.260 [haha] run run run run run run [run] 00:30:06.870 --> 00:30:08.309 I'm sorry 00:30:08.309 --> 00:30:10.309 Who would beat up Santa? 00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:14.899 [whoo-hoo], I'm an everyday thief thief. No, I'm [scent] 00:30:14.900 --> 00:30:15.530 I'm ten 00:30:15.530 --> 00:30:21.889 Towers reverse gifting I was gift [traversing] have you never heard of that you take shit from people? 00:30:22.320 --> 00:30:29.480 It's great hey Tom. It's me. [I] got all [your] shit. [Tom's] tone doesn't know what to do 00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:36.380 [I] got all [your] shit what you gonna do about it bitch wow in your face Tom cruise in your face 00:30:36.380 --> 00:30:38.380 Oh my God 00:30:38.910 --> 00:30:40.910 That was [amazing] 00:30:59.580 --> 00:31:02.569 What trip don't give me that look oh? 00:31:03.840 --> 00:31:08.689 He's here what you said? He's coming an hour from now. [no], he's right on time 00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:18.350 [Gonzalo] hey, it's been too long man. Hello honey. I sell melons 00:31:20.610 --> 00:31:22.610 Would you like to buy? 00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:27.799 Yes, not 00:31:28.230 --> 00:31:34.099 Come on, man. Let me angles all right. Whatever did - yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, where's the wine? No? No here? We are 00:31:35.580 --> 00:31:42.350 [boys] Gonzalo, all right guys this has been great by the way, you look fabulous 00:31:48.490 --> 00:31:50.490 Oh, why did you say so girl? 00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:57.700 Hey, I know I'm fabulous. I can't dare you over. How fab I am 00:31:58.760 --> 00:32:00.760 Anyway, I can't remember 00:32:01.250 --> 00:32:03.579 Vault I like your bones. I'm not 00:32:06.350 --> 00:32:08.350 On your balls, right? 00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:14.320 All right, I'm gonna go to the Canteen. [oh] gonzalo. [are] you trying to leave the room again? 00:32:16.610 --> 00:32:20.229 Well, well, just come back to the living room. What screwing around? 00:32:20.840 --> 00:32:25.360 You guys are mean okay? No really don't come and get me Joe come on 00:32:25.420 --> 00:32:30.370 We really just want you to come back in here. Fuck you. You know what no comes on 00:32:30.370 --> 00:32:32.769 [no], that's up. You need to be went through the wall 00:32:33.070 --> 00:32:38.409 Yeah, superpowers we invited you over, but this is just no let me go you demon 00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:41.559 You Demon hunter fuck you 00:32:42.080 --> 00:32:43.370 Fuck off 00:32:43.370 --> 00:32:45.140 people piece of shit 00:32:45.140 --> 00:32:47.589 God damn it. I know I should just take the wine and left 00:32:50.060 --> 00:32:52.060 She's here 00:32:54.830 --> 00:32:58.330 Ginevra, and yeah, I've been so long since we've seen you 00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:01.990 How are you doing? I'm pretty good. Thank you 00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.990 Ginevra damnit, I missed my hi. How are you? I am. So happy to see you after so [long] 00:33:08.540 --> 00:33:10.540 That's funny. I said the same thing 00:33:10.970 --> 00:33:12.970 hilarious 00:33:28.090 --> 00:33:30.090 Hey, how's it going? My name is? 00:33:38.409 --> 00:33:42.988 Don't be a solid be the best goddamn broccoli. You could ever be 00:33:50.859 --> 00:33:55.649 you can make fun of me if you make fun of my hair, but if you make fun of my hair 00:33:55.840 --> 00:33:57.840 I'll fucking stab a bitch 00:34:02.470 --> 00:34:05.759 No diving. You can't tell me what to do 00:34:08.530 --> 00:34:13.859 Well shit, [spike] my back you have permission to let it okay 00:34:14.859 --> 00:34:17.098 Bye bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh 00:34:17.919 --> 00:34:19.919 Yeah, Mac that bitch 00:34:24.609 --> 00:34:28.169 I have the power of Japheth in my hand 00:34:30.129 --> 00:34:36.058 Nothing in life will ever be the same after that you're missing your met your miss. [oh] 00:34:39.639 --> 00:34:42.269 No, let it go let it go 00:34:48.609 --> 00:34:54.659 Alright fries that [will] be it yeah 00:35:19.040 --> 00:35:25.209 another survival zombie multiplayer game on steam early access with 00:35:27.200 --> 00:35:28.400 microtransaction 00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:33.820 Hey, you know what I'm sorry it might actually be good. [I] don't want to be the guy who just judged shit 00:35:33.820 --> 00:35:39.729 I want to be respectful, and I want to give this game the best chance it could possibly deserve. Let's do this 00:35:43.640 --> 00:35:45.170 Are you? 00:35:45.170 --> 00:35:50.200 We're gonna fucking wait and play these fucking piece of fucking shit. I'm gonna get my 15 pounds of fun 00:35:50.200 --> 00:35:52.200 It's the last thing I'll ever do oh 00:35:52.460 --> 00:35:54.050 It's it 00:35:54.050 --> 00:35:56.050 What? 00:36:10.670 --> 00:36:14.770 Today, we're Gonna do that what's in your backpack? 00:36:17.240 --> 00:36:21.520 They told me I couldn't build a medieval my God 00:36:23.150 --> 00:36:27.580 [anyway] cross I never I never seen art in such a profound way 00:36:28.430 --> 00:36:30.669 until I played viking McDonald's 00:36:31.430 --> 00:36:33.430 simulator 2015 00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:39.100 Are these the meat? Oh jesus man? I know how to [fish] some bugs man. Jesus look at night 00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:46.959 We Gonna make a fearful little burger bad [Abadan] don't just make further 00:36:47.720 --> 00:36:50.649 Make life any a vote no, okay? 00:36:51.859 --> 00:36:53.630 [five] 00:36:53.630 --> 00:37:00.970 What did you do all these burgers are burnt? They look like hockey pucks make it the burger on the leg clint 00:37:02.569 --> 00:37:09.189 Goddamn rat I'll get you one day. I'll get you I'm gonna fucking murder you. Oh, oh, hey 00:37:09.190 --> 00:37:12.609 That's our let's don't worry. That's just our pet claps 00:37:15.980 --> 00:37:21.250 What the fuck are you you're making a bad rex? 00:37:25.430 --> 00:37:29.889 Our intern is mentally challenged now all our ingredients are 00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:34.329 Fucking dirty are fucking dirty man clap 00:37:34.970 --> 00:37:39.490 Some say if the meat looks like a hockey puck you shouldn't need it. I say 00:37:40.069 --> 00:37:45.939 Yolo, it's like an oreo great not so this is my specialty I call it cancer in a burger 00:37:47.730 --> 00:37:49.240 I 00:37:49.240 --> 00:37:51.240 Gotta Follow with my burger oh 00:37:55.600 --> 00:38:00.389 What is this shit? We thought? I'll guess [get] it who thought that was a good idea 00:38:02.290 --> 00:38:10.080 I'll go advertise good be naked sex [day] itself what an intern doing? 00:38:11.770 --> 00:38:14.369 intern intern oh 00:38:28.300 --> 00:38:30.300 trying to break free I 00:38:34.990 --> 00:38:37.109 Have a new bucks to fight the other box 00:38:49.459 --> 00:38:56.199 Glass why you leaving? Why are they leaving? What's wrong with our [phones] cannot yeah, I'm coming with [cellphone] 00:39:14.089 --> 00:39:19.149 This game is like Skyrim. Hey, how's it going bros? My name [is] 00:39:27.709 --> 00:39:35.259 [-] my favorite game of all time and judah is stimulators whoa. I'm in here now. I 00:39:36.019 --> 00:39:38.019 Can [what]? 00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:43.748 you see why I [say] it's my favorite game because I can change my 00:39:44.269 --> 00:39:51.519 underpants, I'm going for the striped ones because the stripes shows up the curse of the girls but 00:39:54.550 --> 00:39:57.209 Let's go to school. So what our plan for this? 00:39:57.850 --> 00:40:05.759 Episode is to make someone fall off this roof get amazing size boobs make a chan 00:40:06.580 --> 00:40:09.299 So does the other girl a real laughing and having fun? 00:40:10.030 --> 00:40:12.030 For all having fun, right? 00:40:12.640 --> 00:40:14.640 so much fun, dry 00:40:16.690 --> 00:40:19.140 So anyway about that tampon, how do I get it out? 00:40:20.640 --> 00:40:23.569 All right, so here apparently you can use drop on people 00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:29.060 If they don't see you, and I obviously have amazing sugoi Desu or chan 00:40:31.380 --> 00:40:38.929 Panties, I mean sneaking skills you haven't been acting as your usual self lately let's go down here [mon]. Thank you Mr.. Chad 00:40:38.930 --> 00:40:40.290 [no] my gosh 00:40:40.290 --> 00:40:42.290 Well, it's nothing 00:40:42.810 --> 00:40:44.899 If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine 00:40:45.570 --> 00:40:49.580 Henderson my mom died. What's that some drinking alone? 00:40:50.580 --> 00:40:52.640 Sometimes when he's drunk. [he] 00:40:53.640 --> 00:40:55.640 comes into my [room] and 00:41:01.660 --> 00:41:03.660 luckily 00:41:07.300 --> 00:41:09.300 for me from 00:41:09.550 --> 00:41:10.960 an 00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:14.040 Almost evening transplant is good at all 00:41:15.190 --> 00:41:16.990 [basically] pay 00:41:16.990 --> 00:41:20.189 For walking near semis presents 4 p.m. 00:41:21.220 --> 00:41:23.220 Where the fuck is she I? 00:41:23.980 --> 00:41:25.980 Let some bitch 00:41:29.020 --> 00:41:31.020 Where is she? 00:41:31.120 --> 00:41:34.559 their shit no one can see me I 00:41:35.500 --> 00:41:37.500 am the Danger 00:41:37.810 --> 00:41:39.460 Alright 00:41:39.460 --> 00:41:41.460 justice 00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:44.880 [wow] 00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.829 Alright friends thinking. I'm saying that if you're so there this game is so awesome 00:42:01.870 --> 00:42:05.789 I can't wait to play more ones to get updated trust me you know this video 00:42:05.790 --> 00:42:10.620 Now's a great time to leave a like and [I'll] see you in the next one. It's always stay awesome Pros 00:42:25.270 --> 00:42:30.059 Flip flip baby girl flip over table get points don't learn at a time 00:42:30.670 --> 00:42:36.779 This one will go to hell, bitch. I love you, please don't kill me shut up [your] table ah 00:42:40.990 --> 00:42:42.990 You it all may 00:42:45.670 --> 00:42:47.670 pick up nice whoo 00:42:48.369 --> 00:42:50.369 hey, buddy, ah 00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:55.500 [stop] start fighting crap. Hey look at me sexy. Sexy. Sexy 00:43:01.510 --> 00:43:06.629 Come on. Let's go in play. Wait a minute. I want [to] go in a bit. You want a big message guys 00:43:06.630 --> 00:43:08.630 she's coming in the same a 00:43:08.859 --> 00:43:10.420 business in 00:43:10.420 --> 00:43:12.400 failure to explain 00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:17.879 [that] we're gonna be simply crying. Oh God. Yeah, do you [want] it? 00:43:20.230 --> 00:43:23.129 Let me go let me go [oh] 00:43:27.309 --> 00:43:29.639 I killed your father 00:43:33.020 --> 00:43:35.020 ah 00:44:12.230 --> 00:44:13.410 I 00:44:13.410 --> 00:44:16.040 live in uncertainty every day 00:44:16.859 --> 00:44:24.769 Every time I look at myself in the clear cool waters of Africa. I expect to see a beautiful giraffe staring back at me 00:44:25.530 --> 00:44:31.699 But all I see is the taco lover [I] was lost without hoping this desolate [word] 00:44:32.460 --> 00:44:38.449 Why would mother Earth so cruel as to not grant me with the Noscopes? I so desperately deserved and 00:44:39.150 --> 00:44:40.380 also 00:44:40.380 --> 00:44:42.380 the body of A giraffe 00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:47.359 hello, my name is Falcon, Lord x x x x x 00:44:48.900 --> 00:44:50.900 Hello 00:44:51.150 --> 00:44:53.150 Hello 00:44:53.730 --> 00:45:00.020 hello, my name is Falcon, Lord x x x capital x x x x I am a trans be she's 00:45:00.660 --> 00:45:06.139 Human - Giraffe the Wide Fields of Africa is where I belong, but yet 00:45:06.810 --> 00:45:08.989 Why do I feel so lost [I]? 00:45:09.990 --> 00:45:14.149 Think of the Falcon lovers of the world and how they have taken me so far 00:45:14.369 --> 00:45:19.578 but even I would only have 3 subs instead of three thousands if it weren't for 00:45:20.640 --> 00:45:22.440 M 00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:26.990 Did you see the way he yells into his microphone as he plays games? 00:45:27.390 --> 00:45:31.369 The way his Golden hair falls like waves over his sky-blue eyes 00:45:31.950 --> 00:45:33.950 It makes me want to cry 00:45:34.410 --> 00:45:42.230 [Pierce's] [my] Senpai and I the co I who he will never notice I sigh in the wondering hole 00:45:44.069 --> 00:45:49.249 Listening to the far-off sound Development and gazelles roaming the sun-Soaked plains 00:45:50.010 --> 00:45:52.489 The sounds of Africa are so peaceful 00:45:53.220 --> 00:45:55.220 contradicting my thunderstorm of feelings 00:45:55.710 --> 00:45:57.710 Why won't you ever noticed me? 00:45:58.020 --> 00:46:05.879 yes, he has made videos acknowledging my existence, but I was nothing more than a laughingstock to him a joke [a] 00:46:06.700 --> 00:46:10.679 Falcon losers who would want anything to do with me? 00:46:12.130 --> 00:46:17.520 Suddenly a loud, cry pierce's my eardrum who wants to do this 00:46:19.089 --> 00:46:23.039 Ha ha ha [I] think isn't it supposed to be you oh 00:46:23.560 --> 00:46:29.489 I think it'd [be] fun if you try to be me let's have a pew deal. Let's do it. All right [ok] you go first 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:33.780 Are you working for the barrels all right? This is my money 00:46:34.570 --> 00:46:39.629 Are you working for the barrels? Uh looks like you're good Martin. Yeah, buddy. Good job 00:46:40.990 --> 00:46:42.990 Eric Marshy 00:46:43.900 --> 00:46:45.070 I 00:46:45.070 --> 00:46:47.339 Blink that's a [million] [voices] 00:46:48.040 --> 00:46:51.149 The way the volume of the tone almost gave me a freaking heart attack 00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:53.619 creepy 00:46:53.619 --> 00:46:55.119 No, I think 00:46:55.119 --> 00:47:00.539 Shaking my head. It's definitely not better increase the Noscopes I guess 00:47:01.359 --> 00:47:03.359 It is [peary] pack 00:47:03.640 --> 00:47:05.760 Immediately I stand and spin around 00:47:06.310 --> 00:47:13.979 Running towards the stands what if he shocks me? He'll be surrounded by lions trying to fight them off with his laptop damn it 00:47:15.700 --> 00:47:18.060 You're fighting a lion you're like damn it 00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:25.529 Kids cried after smacking one of the lions upside the head [and] seeing it was unharmed goodbye I cry 00:47:26.080 --> 00:47:31.259 [Imma] save him. I bring it to action brushing over and making my prince trapped cause 00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:41.519 [just] possibly lion tears start bleeding and they run away living [Pierson] the grand I 00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:43.919 Rush to Pierce and kneel before him 00:47:44.650 --> 00:47:46.650 Hey, Perry pass 00:47:46.890 --> 00:47:48.890 I am a yellow 00:47:49.269 --> 00:47:53.039 Cherry pie. [oh] yeah, hey Pete pie groans 00:47:53.980 --> 00:47:56.069 Calculus your desk yeah 00:47:56.890 --> 00:48:03.900 It's me. I just can't let it get it. I cried Sparkly enemy tears falling from my face I 00:48:04.539 --> 00:48:06.010 Love you 00:48:06.010 --> 00:48:08.399 It's miles. I love you 00:48:09.190 --> 00:48:11.190 did 00:48:11.829 --> 00:48:16.919 Heavenly we embrace and my one dream [has] [come] true. I 00:48:34.869 --> 00:48:40.169 Have to turn into a duck cry went over to pewds and said it's okay 00:48:41.170 --> 00:48:42.549 come 00:48:42.549 --> 00:48:44.549 I'll take you to my dear home 00:48:50.680 --> 00:48:52.950 How many [songs] more traumatic I liked it? 00:48:52.950 --> 00:49:00.599 He carefully worked in Little [cubes] into his arms and started walking [few] looked at cry with big eyes. He you know 00:49:01.180 --> 00:49:03.210 We have known it for a long time now 00:49:03.430 --> 00:49:11.339 We started to suspect something when you try to hook up with a swine if you started blushing. [I] was dead time passed. He 00:49:11.859 --> 00:49:16.409 Scored they walked him together in Christ said come on egg dinner 00:49:16.779 --> 00:49:23.969 He suddenly got an evil looking face, but peace did not [tear] he was so in love with the strong white man 00:49:30.220 --> 00:49:31.960 man 00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:33.400 Z snap 00:49:33.400 --> 00:49:36.119 Ending in this brother. I love you 00:49:36.790 --> 00:49:39.580 that cry updated when to the kitchen 00:49:39.580 --> 00:49:45.999 He did not say [anything] when [cuse] walked in cry turns around slowly. He was creepy and scary 00:49:47.330 --> 00:49:53.890 What eat he said as he waved with an knife and a fork he's backed off, cry 00:49:54.500 --> 00:49:58.419 Whoa, what are you doing? I suddenly wanted to have duck for dinner 00:49:59.240 --> 00:50:05.380 Pew started to walk a little bit faster backwards in Christ's wallet, and the way he knew it - you started running 00:50:05.420 --> 00:50:10.750 Why are you chasing me crying? I thought you loved me. I love duck [screamed] 00:50:10.750 --> 00:50:17.530 Really [my] way you have to yell. I loved I loved our key screams. Loud. Is that good well? 00:50:17.530 --> 00:50:19.530 It's not like you're narrating [which] 00:50:22.850 --> 00:50:24.200 [I'm] [glad] 00:50:24.200 --> 00:50:27.610 That's it perfect Jews went to the bathroom 00:50:27.610 --> 00:50:30.309 But there were no places to run or cry 00:50:30.500 --> 00:50:34.810 What what why was during or their pews went to the bathroom? 00:50:34.810 --> 00:50:39.370 But there are no places to run or and then christ smashed into the [TV] idea 00:50:39.370 --> 00:50:44.410 Which is if like christ machines [his] doors I impacted you as you're like mid-sentence. That's so intense 00:50:45.070 --> 00:50:48.640 Wow, I am such an intense person then again 00:50:48.740 --> 00:50:53.530 She twins in the bathroom, but there were no places to run or I smashed in the door 00:50:54.040 --> 00:50:56.040 I like suck salty 00:50:56.480 --> 00:51:00.040 He was this thing pure sad place to go go toilet 00:51:00.110 --> 00:51:05.199 [he] jumped up on the toilet seat pulled the lever and flushed himself down he tried to hold his breath 00:51:05.200 --> 00:51:12.070 But he got choked by the water anyway. Oh, no, but suddenly he felt ere. He could breathe he took deep breath [oh] 00:51:15.470 --> 00:51:18.100 What I want a lower board there 00:51:20.300 --> 00:51:21.890 Where I am [I]? 00:51:21.890 --> 00:51:29.799 You're in the third stupid an Italian voice that kind of sounds Italian said could it be the other true. [love] [is] 00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:38.699 Define how puce tried to look after a little gold Tim statue in the dark, but couldn't see anything 00:51:39.220 --> 00:51:41.730 also, [Parody] long time no see 00:51:58.019 --> 00:52:04.519 Many Years ago in a kingdom called bro lots. They lived their brave knights by the name of sir 00:52:04.920 --> 00:52:10.999 Pewdiepie he was [king] enters and [queen] Myers most valuable [night] from the square table 00:52:11.460 --> 00:52:16.970 One Day king Dead [Cos] [summoned] sir Pewdiepie to his chamber to ask for a favor 00:52:17.759 --> 00:52:19.759 They're paired Apply both 00:52:19.759 --> 00:52:24.229 I and queen Maya believe that you are the only person we can trust with this mission 00:52:24.630 --> 00:52:31.220 You must find the sword named Stephano and use it to slay the dragon Cryotic king and car instructed 00:52:31.499 --> 00:52:37.279 It's a hurdle saying the dragon cry a dick only a Madman would do such a thing 00:52:37.759 --> 00:52:40.609 at first the Pewdiepie refused vigorously 00:52:40.680 --> 00:52:43.849 But then king Ed car said something that sparked his interest 00:52:44.130 --> 00:52:48.980 If you successfully slayed the dragon and save the princess locked in the tower 00:52:49.470 --> 00:52:51.709 You will be able to marry her 00:52:51.869 --> 00:52:59.838 How could he resist such an offer everyone knew the princess looked in the tower was the most beautiful princess in all of the land? 00:53:00.359 --> 00:53:06.018 Skin like Ivory eyes the color of chocolate and a lovely deep voice 00:53:06.019 --> 00:53:12.919 I will find a sword slay the dragon and save the princess before sundown tomorrow 00:53:13.380 --> 00:53:15.380 Sir, Pewdiepie proclaimed 00:53:15.690 --> 00:53:19.009 Throwing his fist in the air as if the battle had already been won 00:53:19.009 --> 00:53:22.459 I am glad to hear it the [King] said with a smile 00:53:22.589 --> 00:53:26.929 but please allow me to send you with a few others for backup and 00:53:27.690 --> 00:53:30.440 this backup happened to me [Machia] A 00:53:30.930 --> 00:53:37.039 Beautiful and talented alchemist who knew her way with Magic and the would L. Come quick what? 00:53:38.700 --> 00:53:40.650 Yeah 00:53:40.650 --> 00:53:44.749 It makes you sound like she knows her way with Magic and me like 00:53:46.950 --> 00:53:48.950 See how I just read [that], huh? 00:53:51.420 --> 00:53:53.420 that ruby off [ok] 00:53:54.059 --> 00:53:56.929 this backup happened to be [Marcia] A 00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:02.809 beautiful and talented alchemist who knew her way with Magic and the wood Elf Martin 00:54:03.509 --> 00:54:09.488 The trek to find the sword was long in peril many trials and tribulations [stand] in their way 00:54:09.950 --> 00:54:15.339 The pit of doom the tomb of Malice and even the fears of fabulous 00:54:15.680 --> 00:54:23.109 but nothing stood in the way of serb ewdiepie and his crew he reached the large rock that held the mighty swords to Harden and 00:54:23.329 --> 00:54:26.109 grasp it handled victoriously, [I] 00:54:26.900 --> 00:54:30.819 Their purity pie of bro [alert] proclaim distorted mine 00:54:31.329 --> 00:54:35.409 he yelled as he pulled at the sword and pulled at the sword and 00:54:35.930 --> 00:54:40.839 Holdeth the sword again no matter how many times he tried the sword was not budge 00:54:41.299 --> 00:54:47.109 Marzia walked up from the weapon and swiftly pulled it out with one tug before handing it to the night 00:54:47.109 --> 00:54:50.798 Oh, wait. Is this your only lying. Yeah, this is it 00:54:50.829 --> 00:54:54.729 It's why one way do I need to sound like very like really found really chipper 00:54:54.730 --> 00:55:00.789 Yeah, you gotta be a little hell, man. What a jovial sight to see sir, Pewdiepie. Are you not the strongest in the land? 00:55:01.339 --> 00:55:04.479 [you're] way too good [at] [that]. Okay. That was fine 00:55:05.720 --> 00:55:07.720 [alright] 00:55:07.999 --> 00:55:10.749 We shall see who's strong when I play the dragon 00:55:10.789 --> 00:55:17.979 he proclaimed they traveled another few weeks before reaching the castle with a princess live they snuck through the gate and 00:55:18.079 --> 00:55:19.519 met with a 00:55:19.519 --> 00:55:23.319 300-foot horror that was the cry of a dragon, so 00:55:25.549 --> 00:55:28.179 She's hanging out. You know all right here. We go 00:55:29.059 --> 00:55:35.288 They raised [our] weapons and stared into the white paint of the dragon before charging at full speed 00:55:35.769 --> 00:55:40.179 Christ them because he knew all too well of the break tight spot 00:55:45.170 --> 00:55:51.039 I'm glad you came. I love swedish meatballs for dinner then quiet mode yet 00:56:05.960 --> 00:56:07.960 What [if] what I spit? 00:56:09.299 --> 00:56:16.099 You fucking call this grass. That's the worst grass. I've seen in my life. Are you fucking kidding me? What you doing - you? 00:56:16.890 --> 00:56:23.420 Wouldn't stop twitching you goddamn cow all right, so we have [some] demon cows in a grass simulator game 00:56:24.089 --> 00:56:25.410 great 00:56:25.410 --> 00:56:31.369 Just what I had [have] [stopped]. Oh, God. This is terrifying all right. You know what I'm going in no more grass for me 00:56:31.369 --> 00:56:35.538 [oh], God, the grass is everywhere all right everywhere make the gret a 00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:44.329 Gun really like hey. Go shoot the grass ['red] 00:56:45.839 --> 00:56:50.269 Take this fred. You'll never get me ah infinite demo 00:56:51.690 --> 00:56:53.690 Slow-mo shooting that grand 00:56:54.089 --> 00:57:00.349 360 360 Noscope [alright], the grass is still alive. I don't know what to do. I should the cows. I'm sorry Demon cow 00:57:01.049 --> 00:57:05.179 You fatty oh can't kill them can kill the devil, huh? 00:57:12.690 --> 00:57:14.690 oh 00:57:37.100 --> 00:57:41.379 Hagrid smirk and looked up from the buffet of firm tight Flesh 00:57:41.570 --> 00:57:46.570 That lays spread Edge before him to kill his head question me what the fuck's 00:57:48.860 --> 00:57:50.690 Ready [Gali] 00:57:50.690 --> 00:57:55.629 Hahaha, Dumbledore grinned he has been very good. He said thoughtfully 00:57:56.150 --> 00:58:02.350 Tracing the crease of [Harry's] hurt ours for the fingertip. I think he deserves both our [cocks] 00:58:06.470 --> 00:58:13.119 Harry [Battles] something incoherent with the frantic movement of it communicated his approval 00:58:15.890 --> 00:58:23.619 for a long moment the older [man] lost himself in familiar tastes our God then the sound of an indignant and 00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:29.529 neglected harry broke you through their [life] driven snogging friend well someone just 00:58:30.170 --> 00:58:32.170 Be already 00:58:33.650 --> 00:58:40.389 Haggard and Dumbledore chuckled as dumbledore picked up his one releasing harry's bonds before he cast lubrication spells harry gasps 00:58:41.000 --> 00:58:49.000 Then he yelps [oh] when he felt rough hands all him to his knees and the blunt tip of nudging the entrance to his body 00:58:54.950 --> 00:59:01.300 [Agri] shudder to his own relief after harry sucked him down to the base and swallowed heard around the saw 00:59:03.109 --> 00:59:04.410 everybody 00:59:04.410 --> 00:59:09.590 He whimpered as harried hands laid between his legs here one 00:59:10.260 --> 00:59:12.260 chelated [B], and 00:59:13.770 --> 00:59:15.770 Yay 00:59:18.870 --> 00:59:21.109 I'm not Gonna life and that was weird 00:59:24.060 --> 00:59:30.620 Mr.. Krabs, that's Dr.. Kran excuse me very much. I [thought] [oh] look there's so many of them. You're so Kawaii 00:59:30.890 --> 00:59:34.910 [I] have a doctorate [I] don't deserve [that] we can spend it 00:59:36.900 --> 00:59:41.420 Look at that doctor crap. I get murdered your entire family. How does that make you feel? 00:59:41.810 --> 00:59:46.820 Who's the doctor [now] [wouldn't] you say that if you're such a good doctor then why is your family net? 00:59:48.000 --> 00:59:50.000 All right, that was pretty dark and horrible. Oh 00:59:51.570 --> 00:59:53.570 bitch ass bitch 01:00:00.780 --> 01:00:02.780 Ryan Factory 01:00:10.150 --> 01:00:12.540 FBI FBI FBI 01:00:13.930 --> 01:00:15.849 you 01:00:15.849 --> 01:00:17.849 Take a crap [oh] 01:00:18.670 --> 01:00:26.040 Yeah, shop. Let's chop down his palm. Tree. Well. 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He made me a bitch and now he calls me Jesse 01:08:26.250 --> 01:08:30.890 How's the [Cobras] bad back? Hope you bros enjoy that Christmas special? 01:08:30.890 --> 01:08:36.319 It was made by cypher den she did an amazing job so go check out our channel. [I] leave a link here 01:08:36.480 --> 01:08:39.470 Go subscribe and tell her I sent you [brooch] 01:08:39.470 --> 01:08:45.829 Have a great Christmas if you don't celebrate Christmas have a happy holidays or happy whatever you'll be doing 01:08:46.410 --> 01:08:48.950 [thank] you so much for this amazing year and 01:08:49.500 --> 01:08:55.910 I want to thank you all for for being there. Here's the brofist for many more brush stay awesome 01:08:57.630 --> 01:08:59.630 This ever happen to you 01:09:09.460 --> 01:09:16.500 Are you peeing on me eat? Well? What are you gonna? Do about it nothing? [he's] like 01:09:17.890 --> 01:09:21.149 Luckily I find this tutorial on how to draw a horse hopefully that'll help 01:09:23.950 --> 01:09:31.169 All right for the final step I got [damn] [it]. I am a vegetarian, but I want to eat your face 01:09:33.850 --> 01:09:35.850 Hello 9-1-1 01:09:36.880 --> 01:09:38.859 report a vegetarian 01:09:38.859 --> 01:09:41.789 Yes, yes, he is trying to eat my face. Oh wait 01:09:41.790 --> 01:09:44.370 I was supposed to get one of the drinks at her dad damn it 01:09:44.549 --> 01:09:47.699 Which one [that] I put the drugs in I got yeah, but I forgot 01:09:47.980 --> 01:09:51.660 How about a drink both, but I need to know if you're the chosen one 01:09:52.960 --> 01:09:55.140 That I asked it's holy 01:09:56.890 --> 01:10:01.619 How can see if I have 26 million subscribers while there's only them in 280? 01:10:02.080 --> 01:10:08.519 Million people at Earth [fake] a cunt. [I] I don't know how to explain that to you you might just die from a brain fart 01:10:21.750 --> 01:10:27.770 Here we are running in a horror game again. When are they gonna start putting checkpoints in [the] game? 01:10:29.220 --> 01:10:31.459 Find a note must be a note 01:10:33.120 --> 01:10:35.689 you think being the much bribe bitch and YouTube would have 01:10:36.300 --> 01:10:40.610 All right, there's the preferred let's go to the [cooper] the Cooper is dancing 01:10:41.190 --> 01:10:42.390 laughs 01:10:42.390 --> 01:10:44.390 Okay, Darsh line 01:10:45.420 --> 01:10:51.589 My God, there's still hope for us. There's still hope [for] our cake let it go let it go man 01:10:52.980 --> 01:10:54.980 Yeah 01:10:55.590 --> 01:11:02.000 Yeah, oh my God. I got a high fly myself a cad come to retire. I'm Krista, bitch I 01:11:07.050 --> 01:11:09.680 Can't I can't believe I saw Kim Kardashian? 01:11:11.400 --> 01:11:13.400 Good for you good for you 01:11:14.670 --> 01:11:21.230 You're sucking today, [and] [it's] pretty good for you good for you 01:11:22.290 --> 01:11:25.339 Get you again for you good for you 01:11:26.070 --> 01:11:27.690 Good for you 01:11:27.690 --> 01:11:34.040 You're trying it all right. You know what we're gonna. Have to expand here. I think it's not time that we chose them 01:11:34.350 --> 01:11:36.890 Yes, oh my God, it's Gonna be awesome 01:11:42.780 --> 01:11:44.780 I got it 01:11:46.110 --> 01:11:51.770 No, why did I do that no [lacey]? What are you doing here? 01:12:08.520 --> 01:12:10.520 [oh] 01:12:12.070 --> 01:12:17.579 God - is missing now where where ah? 01:12:20.980 --> 01:12:22.980 We're always there oh 01:12:23.380 --> 01:12:25.380 Hey author, how are you doing? 01:12:25.630 --> 01:12:27.630 Going out for a midnight snack 01:12:27.940 --> 01:12:31.829 Well, this is the restroom you moron some fucking go to the restaurant 01:12:32.590 --> 01:12:37.529 Idiot you have beautiful eyes author but seriously no midnight selfie, please [oh] 01:12:38.680 --> 01:12:40.680 God, [where's] she oh? 01:12:41.380 --> 01:12:43.380 for the love of dicks 01:12:49.750 --> 01:12:51.520 moving 01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:54.360 And I'm moving so far. What is missing? 01:12:55.300 --> 01:12:57.300 one it's 01:12:57.760 --> 01:13:00.030 method where hey 01:13:01.450 --> 01:13:07.349 Hey, ha ha how you doing [there] [chap]? [oh], [God] where did he go? 01:13:09.730 --> 01:13:12.060 Yeah, bloody fixed on Bangla 01:13:13.660 --> 01:13:20.099 [wait], fuck you fuck off. Whoa. Well. What's [the] fucking guy? 01:13:21.820 --> 01:13:23.820 What the fuck are you? 01:13:24.160 --> 01:13:30.690 There more than no, oh God no. Oh, [God] no, oh, [God] oh 01:13:32.770 --> 01:13:38.670 That is some creepy shit, man. You cannot come in and eat here. No you can 01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:42.270 You bitch go home. You're drunk 01:13:43.540 --> 01:13:45.540 Stop go home. [oh] 01:13:48.110 --> 01:13:50.110 oh, oh 01:13:51.300 --> 01:13:53.300 oh 01:13:54.240 --> 01:14:01.939 That's great. [I] want to go home now. I'm pretty sure that whatever they paying me here is not worth it. [oh] 01:14:13.590 --> 01:14:20.450 Let's get ekg, and we did your nose beautiful song ever we knew every 01:14:21.150 --> 01:14:26.030 Noise [no] one can remember how you sounded great my thank you thing 01:14:26.030 --> 01:14:30.199 You should be thinking you should expect everything and can't it 01:14:30.750 --> 01:14:33.350 With [pity] no, I just can't give up 01:14:35.070 --> 01:14:38.899 Hope you got what you [pay] [me] my mom 01:14:41.910 --> 01:14:48.229 Wow, what the fuck is wrong with me the statistic called nightmare generator ow 01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:53.600 [ah] 01:14:53.910 --> 01:14:59.209 Ha for the love of God this game. I didn't ask for this 01:15:00.750 --> 01:15:05.000 That one [deer] jumping [guy] gave it I fucking hate you [Pde] pie 01:15:05.130 --> 01:15:10.520 You're a fucking asshole with gay fight you hair you can make fun of me 01:15:10.520 --> 01:15:17.209 You can make fun of my hair, but if you make fun of my hair, I'll fucking stab a bitch free pie. You suck 01:15:18.300 --> 01:15:20.300 And you swallow 01:15:22.550 --> 01:15:24.550 ah 01:15:37.139 --> 01:15:38.770 ah 01:15:38.770 --> 01:15:40.799 It's a wonderful morning 01:15:41.530 --> 01:15:45.360 The sun is shining the birds are tweeting 01:15:46.270 --> 01:15:48.749 their bad get off my jock [oh] 01:15:49.650 --> 01:15:54.480 Oh, no - did a little spastic to work there for a second. That's beautiful 01:15:55.420 --> 01:15:57.540 Hold me back up stead 01:15:58.119 --> 01:15:59.230 Hello 01:15:59.230 --> 01:16:05.310 Lady protect me fuck if you don't even like [jd] [me] [I'm] [Eddie] here. What do you want a die, bro? 01:16:06.130 --> 01:16:08.699 Do you want it? That's cDS as a necklace? 01:16:10.239 --> 01:16:12.239 That's adorable 01:16:13.090 --> 01:16:17.130 Where did you get it? Take my knees witness never fucking learn let's? 01:16:17.860 --> 01:16:19.860 Go [for] more XD 01:16:20.050 --> 01:16:24.330 Well, I don't much mushrooms. [oh] 01:16:24.969 --> 01:16:26.969 my God 01:16:51.560 --> 01:16:56.140 I'm up here now. What am I doing here crying? I don't know. What are you doing up there? 01:16:56.140 --> 01:16:58.140 What have you done bro? Go through a 01:16:59.390 --> 01:17:04.359 Okay, Pal, please no wait. I'm good 01:17:06.980 --> 01:17:08.980 All right, fine, okay 01:17:09.920 --> 01:17:13.660 Where am I going? Oh, okay? Okay? You shoot that portal there 01:17:13.730 --> 01:17:18.669 I'm sick up to there no no, no I got a platform. [I] got a plan oh, we don't know yeah 01:17:18.670 --> 01:17:23.230 I got a plan ready. Oh, we gotta do this little bit less than Omega [I] 01:17:24.260 --> 01:17:26.260 got 01:17:28.610 --> 01:17:31.000 [earlier] no, you should pull a little brother 01:17:31.700 --> 01:17:35.439 [shoop] [shoop] forell listen to me good father 01:17:36.320 --> 01:17:40.540 Listen to me no no no no shit porter. See you don't even know what you're talking about 01:17:40.820 --> 01:17:46.150 [I] said no no no no no no no that don't know me. No, no your blood 01:17:46.150 --> 01:17:49.330 You should have all that [you] [sure] [about] [that]. You sure you sure you sure 01:17:50.510 --> 01:17:55.480 You sure you sure your leash shot your stooges. You shoot good 01:17:55.480 --> 01:17:59.109 I will cry cry cry cry cry. [do] you remember? 01:17:59.870 --> 01:18:01.430 What? 01:18:01.430 --> 01:18:03.430 September 01:18:06.920 --> 01:18:13.720 It did [oh], they're just thing over [here] and see that you see this I do actually 01:18:20.460 --> 01:18:22.460 oh 01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:37.529 Wait before I do anything [you] see how it says bother 01:18:37.930 --> 01:18:44.369 Good good because I getting so many fucking messages being you can't be blah blah blah because you call him mom. [it's] okay 01:18:44.370 --> 01:18:51.059 I'm gonna let this one slide because you are beautiful. Isn't that right Bob what that's a fucking Tom buck 01:18:51.820 --> 01:18:56.670 Okay, you might feel a little headache Bob, but that's normal Tomahawk job 01:19:01.719 --> 01:19:07.709 It was going so well. Oh, no way. There's a brain in there. Oh, man. I 01:19:09.910 --> 01:19:11.910 done 01:19:18.280 --> 01:19:20.280 Fuck Bob what? 01:19:20.650 --> 01:19:26.790 Oh, we have to cut it off. [oh] shit. Why is not working? I don't get it [ah] 01:19:27.730 --> 01:19:30.209 [better] Hurry Up give me the drill [ah] 01:19:31.239 --> 01:19:33.239 I'm a professional. I can't work with this 01:19:35.260 --> 01:19:42.630 Yeah, ah come on, baby ah fuck this [good]. Hi, what the fuck? 01:19:47.800 --> 01:19:49.800 Bob you look so good 01:19:52.719 --> 01:19:54.719 Watch what? 01:19:54.820 --> 01:19:56.909 You're gonna be so fucking smart after that 01:19:58.090 --> 01:20:02.819 We fucking get it this expired. Yeah, I think I put it on right 01:20:02.820 --> 01:20:07.979 I don't know. I'm not sure [I] hope you boys enjoy deliever man that your dad is flat I 01:20:10.209 --> 01:20:12.209 sound like A man 01:20:36.410 --> 01:20:38.589 Crime coming in on your back. I hope you don't mind [I] 01:20:39.260 --> 01:20:45.610 [find] none. I like the shakiness of your [mood]. Thank you. I've worked hard on us. What is that cat? [I] think [it] 01:20:45.610 --> 01:20:47.540 I got it might be 01:20:47.540 --> 01:20:53.769 Can we hump no? We should [not] know humping there's a [wildlife]. I'm sorry. Okay, actually there might be a dog 01:20:54.980 --> 01:21:02.859 Loose bits Isaac, Outcry it's a fat dog no it's [a] cow no. No let's just [tell] your [guys] approaching me. Hey cow, hi 01:21:04.760 --> 01:21:09.250 Well, we gotta tame the beast now. We can ride him to victory. Oh that would be so awesome 01:21:09.380 --> 01:21:12.549 Can you punch it or something series will learn its place. [oh]? 01:21:14.000 --> 01:21:18.009 Like yeah, well I can see your face up hood. Yeah 01:21:19.550 --> 01:21:21.550 But I don't know what they [measure] 01:21:22.310 --> 01:21:25.509 I'm beautiful. Yes, you are you are you? 01:21:26.180 --> 01:21:31.990 Okay, [alright]. Let's run with our flashes, and we've got to go with tags on these of flashlights. Yeah, that's our job 01:21:32.200 --> 01:21:38.289 I'm ready for this we got to respect the whole fact that there's a freakin zombie apocalypse in months exactly 01:21:39.050 --> 01:21:41.050 Are you drunk? 01:21:43.950 --> 01:21:51.590 Going there, but screw that going that crap. I'm going this way ma'am. Whoa. I'm right behind your mother 01:21:53.520 --> 01:21:56.570 Right okay look at this guy sign on that button 01:21:57.840 --> 01:22:04.880 Standing on this button right then man. Thanks. Oh, I got it you fly here you land there in and watch there 01:22:04.880 --> 01:22:08.029 I got it before you got it don't worry about [a] cry. Okay. No problem 01:22:08.210 --> 01:22:12.260 How do I get back to the portals up then you lie? All [right]? All right? 01:22:12.410 --> 01:22:14.720 I was nice fighting in with your side, man. I 01:22:16.290 --> 01:22:18.290 Love you, [no] 01:22:20.370 --> 01:22:22.370 Thank you to say that 01:22:22.860 --> 01:22:28.940 You were supposed to say like don't do it. Whatever you do man. Where's lily? 01:22:35.789 --> 01:22:38.059 You'll kill yourself right come on 01:22:47.130 --> 01:22:51.349 Standing on this bun. Hey [High-five] Bob don't worry. I'll huff I myself I 01:22:52.499 --> 01:22:55.369 Can't do it. [I] cannot do it 01:22:56.130 --> 01:23:00.019 Nah, oh, God damn it. I'll find your fucking face 01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:06.859 Don't worry your [instinct] is 01:23:08.999 --> 01:23:11.029 [that] you back on ken, man, you look 01:23:12.480 --> 01:23:15.289 At my boobs pumped up you know yeah 01:23:17.309 --> 01:23:19.309 oh 01:23:19.679 --> 01:23:25.219 Don't look so conceited. Uh I'm just a pleased to be here fuck you brush 01:23:35.579 --> 01:23:43.518 Beauty why are you here aren't you going to spend valentine's they would can try notice the flowers and pointin at them? 01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:45.809 those who can 01:23:45.809 --> 01:23:47.809 beautiful so um uh 01:23:48.949 --> 01:23:52.368 Oh no, he's not for you 01:23:53.880 --> 01:23:55.880 cry was astonished 01:23:56.249 --> 01:23:57.630 Beauty 01:23:57.630 --> 01:23:59.630 What are you trying to say? 01:24:00.269 --> 01:24:02.479 I'm trying to say that I I 01:24:03.179 --> 01:24:05.179 really like you for a while now and 01:24:06.690 --> 01:24:08.690 The King I 01:24:09.389 --> 01:24:13.879 may even have more feelings than like and 01:24:16.380 --> 01:24:22.020 Won't he be mad. [I] mean sad. I think I love [you] 01:24:27.070 --> 01:24:31.049 Beauty I'm lighter that I really am I have to ask about I 01:24:31.870 --> 01:24:35.459 Left can do [Mr.]. [down] the floorboards twiddling his thumbs 01:24:36.550 --> 01:24:40.980 Why would you leave him you [two] is so happy together? Well it seemed like 01:24:42.610 --> 01:24:44.590 Pavilack [Davit], Cry 01:24:44.590 --> 01:24:46.590 staring into your life, I 01:24:47.020 --> 01:24:49.799 Left her for you. I mean him 01:24:50.620 --> 01:24:52.480 Beauty 01:24:52.480 --> 01:24:55.020 Miss Yuna you kept me [waiting] 01:24:56.469 --> 01:24:58.469 friend 01:24:59.290 --> 01:25:01.290 I'm sorry, [oh] 01:25:01.690 --> 01:25:03.960 And cry, what is it? 01:25:04.780 --> 01:25:07.620 she leaned forward clothes are in clothing [to] cry the 01:25:08.800 --> 01:25:10.450 cry 01:25:10.450 --> 01:25:12.450 Will you be my valentine? 01:25:15.430 --> 01:25:17.430 my life 01:25:17.469 --> 01:25:18.880 but 01:25:18.880 --> 01:25:22.980 Why go into this building there's the best weapon in the game in this building right here 01:25:24.010 --> 01:25:25.870 You rejected [moo] 01:25:25.870 --> 01:25:27.870 How dare you? 01:25:28.350 --> 01:25:29.110 I 01:25:29.110 --> 01:25:35.190 Trusted you do something about it early. Okay? Don't hit me over trust. I [will] try to get you out. [oh], oh 01:25:35.790 --> 01:25:42.779 Best weapon in [the] game, huh, best weapon in [the] game, but I see how in it can't for you. So come here 01:25:42.780 --> 01:25:49.380 Come here, and free me come in and free me Kayak [cool] [be] cool [be] cool. I'm cool. I'm cool alright 01:25:49.620 --> 01:25:52.919 I can't do any big I think you're stuck for [life], okay, stop 01:25:54.010 --> 01:25:55.840 you 01:25:55.840 --> 01:26:01.350 Attention server, I don't own summer you should kill in the town, so if you look on your map, okay, though 01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:09.999 [just] [fuckin] yet. Hope you bros enjoyed this video 01:26:10.000 --> 01:26:12.669 Thank you so much to [kay] automation for making it 01:26:12.670 --> 01:26:17.230 You can go ahead and check out his channel here and subscribe and for more information. Go ahead and click here 01:26:17.510 --> 01:26:19.510 That's all stay awesome bread 01:26:25.190 --> 01:26:30.040 God damn this game crap. It is like you need to be a egg, but a lean stein or 01:26:30.770 --> 01:26:31.910 Tesla 01:26:31.910 --> 01:26:35.649 Your get here is you gotta be shy [riding] here? 01:26:41.360 --> 01:26:43.360 Hey, wait your eyes open, okay? 01:26:44.480 --> 01:26:49.419 Well yeah, we could get out yeah right listen [guys] 01:26:51.260 --> 01:26:53.260 Fuck this home. - yeah 01:26:54.739 --> 01:26:56.739 I'm gonna be here. Yeah 01:26:57.530 --> 01:27:03.370 I'm ready here. How long you're looking in that and I'll tell my waters are dude. Don't worry by let's go 01:27:04.670 --> 01:27:08.799 Through the wrong part of [cry] boy how to find don't worry [about] [it]? 01:27:09.650 --> 01:27:12.640 Don't worry about it. Don't worry, right? 01:27:13.460 --> 01:27:16.660 So it's fun playing with you. She's like Portal 5 01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:26.000 Don't worry about it 01:27:36.570 --> 01:27:38.570 Work it work. It work it work 01:27:39.090 --> 01:27:43.520 How we oms - we're not we're gonna do the kidney transplant. Yes? 01:27:43.710 --> 01:27:49.339 I'll read your brother's comments, and I think we're ready for this shit aren't we bob you're in my domain now, bitch 01:27:50.090 --> 01:27:54.080 So a lot of [us] said that you don't want me as your surgeon. Don't make me slap you again 01:27:54.080 --> 01:27:58.760 Don't make me slap you. I don't really get what you mean by that. Why isn't it not working Bob? 01:27:58.760 --> 01:28:04.519 Why is it not working [in] such a professional [hey] eat it eat it see if I care dick 01:28:04.560 --> 01:28:07.069 What don't bite me light saber? Oh shit? 01:28:07.070 --> 01:28:10.460 Sorry about [that] Bobby [burn]. [his] nipple little bit nice and easy there we go 01:28:10.640 --> 01:28:13.879 Oh shut. Sorry about that Bobby bo, but the delays are go 01:28:15.390 --> 01:28:21.769 [wow], not a man but calm down off with the laser off with the laser drill 01:28:21.770 --> 01:28:26.540 Did I tell you to start dancing? [no] I did fucking not subscribe this whole thing 01:28:28.470 --> 01:28:33.539 Oh, I love your new scarf Bob. [oh], [oh], [you're] fabulous. Love it. I 01:28:36.550 --> 01:28:41.880 Was going so well [Bob] what that's right 01:28:45.760 --> 01:28:52.410 That's my flapping sound effect [anymore] about holy shit. What the fuck [I]? 01:28:56.320 --> 01:29:01.710 Don't want to be a doctor anymore. Nope went off don't you dare fight meg? [oh]? 01:29:02.650 --> 01:29:04.390 Yeah 01:29:04.390 --> 01:29:10.529 That's right on the bottom you, bitch. [whoo]. Oh, okay, okay? I can actually no they shit. Oh 01:29:11.050 --> 01:29:14.700 Oh, don't you die bleed on me Bob? I will fucking kill you if you die 01:29:14.970 --> 01:29:20.220 oh It's in fucking perfect match that [will] make us a perfect matt relax [nerdy] [oh] 01:29:20.680 --> 01:29:24.269 [high] [five] that was fucking awesome surgeon complete looks fine to me 01:29:24.270 --> 01:29:29.009 I'm sure lip all right next up for [us] brain Transplant that'll be great 01:29:29.650 --> 01:29:31.770 Miranda You dirty slut stop calling me 01:29:35.649 --> 01:29:37.649 switch 01:29:58.710 --> 01:30:00.710 you 01:30:24.920 --> 01:30:30.099 Hi, do it Bob how you doin? It's all [gonna] be good. [you're] [in] safe hands 01:30:30.650 --> 01:30:34.420 Dr.. Patel, and in in in the house 01:30:35.389 --> 01:30:36.409 Yeah 01:30:36.409 --> 01:30:43.509 Hi, Bob, you may feel a [slight] pain in your chest area don't worry is normal and if your balls tickle 01:30:43.510 --> 01:30:46.090 That's door motor and three one 01:30:47.270 --> 01:30:48.920 two 01:30:48.920 --> 01:30:50.920 three oh 01:30:52.400 --> 01:30:53.570 [but] 01:30:53.570 --> 01:30:57.219 That's how we don't want to impair the part-time bitches get out. Oh 01:30:57.920 --> 01:31:05.500 What's up? Fuck? Are you the fuck are you that is liver ah are they like cuddling? [it's] not kill 01:31:06.230 --> 01:31:08.000 High-five no 01:31:08.000 --> 01:31:12.310 You bitch don't make me slap you. I do believe this is how you hold the scissor? 01:31:12.560 --> 01:31:16.389 that's how they teach you in school isn't [it] [I] [bob] just gotta [ah] 01:31:17.270 --> 01:31:19.449 okay, come on mater ah 01:31:21.110 --> 01:31:28.060 All right, let's get the stomach out there you go you don't need [that] shit. Yeah disgusting isn't it Bob Curtis come on, baby? 01:31:28.070 --> 01:31:30.070 Don't you dare die on me now, Bob? 01:31:30.440 --> 01:31:33.460 yolo mode get a shit in there it said a 01:31:33.980 --> 01:31:40.270 10x Fuckin end point s and I tell you [a] 10, what do you want from it come down? 01:31:42.199 --> 01:31:44.379 However the analyzer [what]? 01:31:46.669 --> 01:31:48.669 Sorry fast 01:31:49.820 --> 01:31:51.820 And it's going so well oh 01:31:55.489 --> 01:31:58.299 Stop calling me Miranda. [I] don't want to date you 01:31:59.929 --> 01:32:04.658 That's [for] bitch. Are you ready for the insertion? Maybe [oh], that's right 01:32:05.329 --> 01:32:07.329 Yeah, oh 01:32:07.399 --> 01:32:14.529 [nah], what the fuck don't you Darris? It's my insertion what I finger you. What the fuck 01:32:20.800 --> 01:32:22.800 see 01:32:22.940 --> 01:32:27.280 Gay sounds