Scientists have been trying to figure it out
for years!
For some unknown reason
you can just add the words "PEWDIEPIE"
in your title
those views
will come raining
down on you
How does this phenomenon...
..exists?
Oh we're gonna dig
into the deep (phone ringing) ocean of
Excuse me!
What? - Hi I'm a YouTuber
I've just called because I found your number
I've had to do some investigating work and stuff
So this is PEWDIEPIE, yea?
- No, this is Markiplier
You've got the wrong number, I'm sorry
- Yea, sorry. This is a lil'
this is a lil' bit awkward
but obviously you have no idea who I am ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
but everyone knows who you are
- No, I know who you are!
You're that god-damn, click-bait Youtuber
that keep f***in calling me
Why don't you go make another 'Top 5 video' and f*** off!
(phone ringing) (background music)
People reach for any reason
any reason they could possibly want
to get that (phone rings)
God-damn it I'm not f***in' answering
- Well you can actually see that PEWDIEPIE
did hang up on us
I have no idea why
why he actually hung on us
I thought he would actually answer it, but
- So as I was saying
you, you
they reach for any
reason to put 'PEWDIEPIE' in the title
whether it's fake (phone rings)
or
(phone continues ringing)
*thump*
How did these little kids get my number?
- He's just hung up again. Are you mad?
- So as I was saying
people are doing ANYTHING
to put PEWDIEPIE in the title
(phone rings.... again!)
F***IN' DIE!
- I'm such a huge fan dude
I am such a huge fan
- Wait a minute!
- Dude I watch all your 'Fridays with PEWDIEPIE You're the best!
- Wait a minute!
Fake pewds: All right, thank you very much
- Wait a minute
It's not me!
- or pizza
Oh thanks, well ...
um mm
they said it was PEWDIEPIE, so I called you
- Fake Pewds: Yes aye, that is OK no probs
- Did he just randomly call some fuckin'
pizzeria hoping PEWDIEPIE would pick up
WTF!
- Thanks
I like your accent
You sound a lot like PEWDIEPIE, thanks, bye!
- Why do people do this?
There's so many of them!
- This is Joshua, who's this?
- This is Stewie Griffin
Oh my god!≧☉_☉≦
It's Stewie Griffin
Oh my god!
Stewie Griffin impression
Never heard one of those before
(blaring music)♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
- (kid counts to 10)
That's ten
- People will do anything
to put PEWDIEPIE in the title
And as I'm sure
a lot of you know
not just YouTubers
The media
as well
- But you know what
Not when anything good is happening
I mean I'm just insane apparently
I'm basically just Trump
and what I'm saying doesn't make any sense
I'm sorry
you're so good to me
media
I should be bend over to your knees I'm so sorry
Keep adding my name in the title
it's great
I hope you enjoy the AdSense
I'm sure you need it
There's two masters on YouTube on the PEWDIEPIE click-bait
that I think we should bring up
The worst right away, we have
of course
scarce
- One
two
three
and Keemstar
(looped annoyance)
Now I did a comparison
to see who
added PEWDIEPIE in their title the most
Let's see.. who wins
(brain numbing music)
- What is up
Drama Alert nation
I'm your host
scare's here
- In the battle
Scares v. Keemstar
Who has click-baited PEWDIEPIE the most?
Let's get riIIIIGHT!!!
Okay we got Scarce
56 videos
We got
we got Keemstar
sixty eight!
And the winner isssss
Hillar... Keemstar!
I don't why anyone is surprised
- And I did that obviously because people are going to click on the video
if there's PEWDIEPIE in the title
let's be re
I think
I think Scare puts it
pretty well there
what
See I'm not crazy!
See I'm crazy Hensley
It's true because Scarce said it
We finally have solid evidence
right here!
about the PEWDIEPIE click-bait
It's real!
(majestic music)
(voice-over) The word of Scare is the word of god himself
- Keemstar even f***in' puts
'PEWDIEPIE in Title for Views'
I love how open and honest they are
about it at least
I think after you get past the '50 titles..
.. threshold' you kinda just have to get it out there
Some honourable mentions of course
of course RiceGum with the
The PEWDIEPIE DISS TRACK
which is uh
11 minute vlog
So we have 7 million views
v. what he gets on a normal video
eight hundred thousand views
Hey Rice
hit me up in the DMs
if you ever want to start some fake drama
or anything, I'm happy to help out
y'know I'm happy to help
a struggling YouTuber
in need
I know you did it with that other YouTuber (what was his name)
*silence*
I forgot his f***in' name
Honestly, I forgot his f***in' name, it must be here somewhere
ah.. FouseyTUBE
*burp*
FouseyTUBE
- Does PEWDIEPIE smoke weed?
- This is what I've got so far
on the PEWDIEPIE conspiracy
and I
I can't make it out you know I
I was telling it like I
what I do and he said, 'look..
- Buy some shampoo
that's what I said
was your f***in' hair
(whispering) It's not a compliment
I'm sorry. Someone needs to tell you this
And I'm sure the
PEWDIEPIE ROASTED ME VIDEO
is gonna come after, so
you are welcome!
I love this video it's apparently an hour
talking about if I am gay
I can tell if it's ironic or not
but it's
SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE!
- It's a normalcy on BuzzFeed website
they give you all these tips. They bring in these gay
porn stars to give you tips on anal sex
and all that. It's really disgusting what's going on
it really is.
It's okay for people to be gay
it's not okay to programme children
into that mentality
do you understand that?
- No!
'PEWDIEPIE is programming children to be homosexual'
(screaming)
I feel like Pyro needs some sort of award
one too many PewDiePies in the pie
He even puts it himself, so eloquently
- Feel quite sorry for PEWDIEPIE
because this is probably the fourth or fifth time
I put his name in the title
and probably in the thumbnail
He's getting quite sick of it, I can tell
Unfortunately,
it's 2017
ad-rate is low. I need more MONEY!
(sad music plays)ಠ_ಥ
Why are all these Youtubers, using my name to get more, more views?
Why can't I do that?
I wonder
if I just put 'PEWDIEPIE'
in my own title
I could make
Billions!
I wonder if I ever did that
Did I ever put PEWDIEPIE in my own f***in' title?
PEWDIEPIE GETS PIED?
Some other honourable mentions of course
is MatPat
oh god!
Damn!
I want these views
f***in' hell even I don't get these f***in views
and of course my greed
'friend', Cinnamon ToastKen
Yea.. No you're not milking it dude
You're really doing
you're doing great buddy
I love, I love this one
Top 5 SECRET THINGS You Missed In YouTube Rewind
Okay. What is it?
Oh I'm in it
I'm in it
On PewDiePie's watch at 1:44
in the video, he has
the number 15
on his watch
and what does 15 have to do with anything?
Well I was thinking that it could have to do
with.. um mm.. the year
- The time
it.. it.. it..
uh.. watch
will tell you the time
15, uh, which means
3 o'clock
on military time
and uh..
it means that we shot this
sequence
around 3 o'clock
you seem like.. somewhat..
grown up
I don't know how
this whole concept of time
has.. just.. completely passed you by!
Can I click-bait myself like this?
Red arrow
There's even people going so far
to put PEWDIEPIE in the thumbnail
that they will tattoo
their ass
Oh god! What the f***
PEWDIEPIE TATTOO..
- small YouTuber, run out of ideas
Sometimes it's hard to think of a
good idea and get the views
There's no way he's actually going to get a f***in' PEWDIEPIE tattoo
this is obviously
just click-bait
bullsh*t
Another one of those 'Smaller YouTubers trying to get attention'
(music plays)
OH!
(laughs in disbelief)
(dumbstruck)
'PEWDIEPIE did nothing wrong'
(claps)
I told you Hensley, I didn't do anything wrong!
(gospel choir sings)
It's a tattoo
so you know it's true
this is
By the way, this is f***in' amazing!
HAMZ tK
god bless you
god bless your soul
This is the best tattoo I have ever seen in my life
Major props
Namaste!
Domo arigato
feel honoured
Check out this video
uh
for another video
(laughs)
y'know
if you could.. uh..
take away the AdBlock
that would be, that would be very nice!
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