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Scientists have been trying to figure it out

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for years!

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For some unknown reason

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you can just add the words "PEWDIEPIE"

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in your title

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those views

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will come raining

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down on you

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How does this phenomenon...

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..exists?

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Oh we're gonna dig

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into the deep (phone ringing) ocean of

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Excuse me!

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What?
- Hi I'm a YouTuber

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I've just called because I found your number

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I've had to do some investigating
work and stuff

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So this is PEWDIEPIE, yea?

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- No, this is Markiplier

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You've got the wrong number, I'm sorry

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- Yea, sorry. This is a lil'

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this is a lil' bit awkward

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but obviously you have no idea
who I am      ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

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but everyone knows who you are

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- No, I know who you are!

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You're that god-damn, click-bait
Youtuber

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that keep f***in calling me

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Why don't you go make another 'Top 5 video'
and f*** off!

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(phone ringing)
(background music)

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People reach for any reason

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any reason they could possibly want

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to get that (phone rings)

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God-damn it I'm not f***in' answering

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- Well you can actually see that PEWDIEPIE

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did hang up on us

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I have no idea why

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why he actually hung on us

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I thought he would actually answer it, but

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- So as I was saying

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you, you

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they reach for any

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reason to put 'PEWDIEPIE' in the title

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whether it's fake
(phone rings)

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or

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(phone continues ringing)

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*thump*

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How did these little kids get my number?

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- He's just hung up again. Are you mad?

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- So as I was saying

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people are doing ANYTHING

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to put PEWDIEPIE in the title

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(phone rings.... again!)

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F***IN' DIE!

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- I'm such a huge fan dude

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I am such a huge fan

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- Wait a minute!

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- Dude I watch all your 'Fridays with PEWDIEPIE
You're the best!

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- Wait a minute!

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Fake pewds: All right, thank you very much

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- Wait a minute

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It's not me!

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- or pizza

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Oh thanks, well ...

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um mm

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they said it was PEWDIEPIE, so I called you

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- Fake Pewds: Yes aye, that is OK no probs

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- Did he just randomly call some fuckin'

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pizzeria hoping PEWDIEPIE would pick up

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WTF!

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- Thanks

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I like your accent

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You sound a lot like PEWDIEPIE, thanks, bye!

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- Why do people do this?

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There's so many of them!

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- This is Joshua, who's this?

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- This is Stewie Griffin

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Oh my god!≧☉_☉≦

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Oh my god!≧☉_☉≦

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It's Stewie Griffin

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Oh my god!

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Stewie Griffin impression

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Never heard one of those before

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(blaring music)♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

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- (kid counts to 10)

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That's ten

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- People will do anything

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to put PEWDIEPIE in the title

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And as I'm sure

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a lot of you know

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not just YouTubers

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The media

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as well

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- But you know what

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Not when anything good is happening

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I mean I'm just insane apparently

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I'm basically just Trump

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and what I'm saying doesn't make any sense

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I'm sorry

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you're so good to me

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media

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I should be bend over to your knees
I'm so sorry

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Keep adding my name in the title

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it's great

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I hope you enjoy the AdSense

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I'm sure you need it

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There's two masters on YouTube on the PEWDIEPIE click-bait

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that I think we should bring up

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The worst right away, we have

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of course

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scarce

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- One

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two

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three

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and Keemstar

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(looped annoyance)

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Now I did a comparison

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to see who

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added PEWDIEPIE in their title the most

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Let's see.. who wins

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(brain numbing music)

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- What is up

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Drama Alert nation

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I'm your host

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scare's here

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- In the battle

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Scares v. Keemstar

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Who has click-baited PEWDIEPIE the most?

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Let's get riIIIIGHT!!!

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Okay we got Scarce

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56 videos

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We got

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we got Keemstar

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sixty eight!

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And the winner isssss

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Hillar... Keemstar!

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I don't why anyone is surprised

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- And I did that obviously because people
are going to click on the video

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if there's PEWDIEPIE in the title

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let's be re

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I think

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I think Scare puts it

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pretty well there

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what

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See I'm not crazy!

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See I'm crazy Hensley

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It's true because Scarce said it

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We finally have solid evidence

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right here!

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about the PEWDIEPIE click-bait

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It's real!

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(majestic music)

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(voice-over) The word of Scare
is the word of god himself

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- Keemstar even f***in' puts

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'PEWDIEPIE in Title for Views'

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I love how open and honest they are

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about it at least

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I think after you get past the '50 titles..

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.. threshold' you kinda just have to
get it out there

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Some honourable mentions of course

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of course RiceGum with the

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The PEWDIEPIE DISS TRACK

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which is uh

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11 minute vlog

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So we have 7 million views

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v. what he gets on a normal video

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eight hundred thousand views

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Hey Rice

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hit me up in the DMs

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if you ever want to start some fake drama

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or anything, I'm happy to help out

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y'know I'm happy to help

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a struggling YouTuber

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in need

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I know you did it with that other YouTuber
(what was his name)

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*silence*

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I forgot his f***in' name

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Honestly, I forgot his f***in' name,
it must be here somewhere

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ah.. FouseyTUBE

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*burp*

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FouseyTUBE

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- Does PEWDIEPIE smoke weed?

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- This is what I've got so far

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on the PEWDIEPIE conspiracy

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and I

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I can't make it out you know I

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I was telling it like I

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what I do and he said, 'look..

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- Buy some shampoo

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that's what I said

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was your f***in' hair

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(whispering) It's not a compliment

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I'm sorry. Someone needs to tell you this

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And I'm sure the

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PEWDIEPIE ROASTED ME VIDEO

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is gonna come after, so

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you are welcome!

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I love this video it's apparently an hour

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talking about if I am gay

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I can tell if it's ironic or not

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but it's

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SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE!

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- It's a normalcy on BuzzFeed website

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they give you all these tips.
They bring in these gay

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porn stars to give you tips on anal sex

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and all that.
It's really disgusting what's going on

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it really is.

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It's okay for people to be gay

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it's not okay to programme children

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into that mentality

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do you understand that?

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- No!

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'PEWDIEPIE is programming children to be homosexual'

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(screaming)

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I feel like Pyro needs some sort of award

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one too many PewDiePies in the pie

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He even puts it himself, so eloquently

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- Feel quite sorry for PEWDIEPIE

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because this is probably the fourth or fifth time

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I put his name in the title

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and probably in the thumbnail

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He's getting quite sick of it, I can tell

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Unfortunately,

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it's 2017

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ad-rate is low. I need more MONEY!

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(sad music plays)ಠ_ಥ

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Why are all these Youtubers, using my name
to get more, more views?

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Why can't I do that?

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I wonder

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if I just put 'PEWDIEPIE'

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in my own title

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I could make

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Billions!

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I wonder if I ever did that

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Did I ever put PEWDIEPIE in my own  f***in' title?

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PEWDIEPIE GETS PIED?

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Some other honourable mentions of course

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is MatPat

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oh god!

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Damn!

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I want these views

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f***in' hell even I don't get these f***in views

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and of course my greed

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'friend', Cinnamon ToastKen

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Yea.. No you're not milking it dude

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You're really doing

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you're doing great buddy

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I love, I love this one

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Top 5 SECRET THINGS You Missed In YouTube Rewind

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Okay. What is it?

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Oh I'm in it

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I'm in it

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On PewDiePie's watch at 1:44

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in the video, he has

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the number 15

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on his watch

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and what does 15 have to do with anything?

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Well I was thinking that it could have to do

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with.. um mm.. the year

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- The time

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it.. it.. it..

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uh.. watch

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will tell you the time

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15, uh, which means

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3 o'clock

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on military time

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and uh..

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it means that we shot this

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sequence

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around 3 o'clock

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you seem like.. somewhat..

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grown up

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I don't know how

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this whole concept of time

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has.. just.. completely passed you by!

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Can I click-bait myself like this?

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Red arrow

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There's even people going so far

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to put PEWDIEPIE in the thumbnail

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that they will tattoo

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their ass

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Oh god! What the f***

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PEWDIEPIE TATTOO..

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- small YouTuber, run out of ideas

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Sometimes it's hard to think of a

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good idea and get the views

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There's no way he's actually going to
get a f***in' PEWDIEPIE tattoo

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this is obviously

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just click-bait

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bullsh*t

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Another one of those
'Smaller YouTubers trying to get attention'

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(music plays)

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OH!

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OH!

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(laughs in disbelief)

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(dumbstruck)

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'PEWDIEPIE did nothing wrong'

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(claps)

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I told you Hensley, I didn't do anything wrong!

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(gospel choir sings)

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It's a tattoo

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so you know it's true

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this is

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By the way, this is f***in' amazing!

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HAMZ tK

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god bless you

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god bless your soul

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This is the best tattoo
I have ever seen in my life

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Major props

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Namaste!

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Domo arigato

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feel honoured

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Check out this video

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uh

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for another video

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(laughs)

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y'know

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if you could.. uh..

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take away the AdBlock

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that would be, that would be very nice!

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Thank you! Appreciate it and(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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ANOTHER VIDEO!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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WHOA!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)