WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.060 Scientists, have been trying to figure it out. 00:00:03.400 --> 00:00:04.480 For years 00:00:04.840 --> 00:00:06.520 For some unknown reason 00:00:07.020 --> 00:00:09.580 You can just add the words "Pewdiepie" 00:00:09.580 --> 00:00:10.320 In your title 00:00:10.440 --> 00:00:14.140 And those views, will come raining, down on you 00:00:14.360 --> 00:00:17.320 How does this phenomenon...exists 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:20.180 Well we're gonna dig. Into the deep oceans of- 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:21.540 'excuse me 00:00:24.240 --> 00:00:25.120 ...what 00:00:25.120 --> 00:00:27.980 Hi uh I'm a youtuber, um I 00:00:27.980 --> 00:00:30.120 Just called cause I found your number 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:32.060 I had to do some investigating work and stuff 00:00:32.140 --> 00:00:34.220 um...so this is Pewdiepie yeh? 00:00:34.220 --> 00:00:35.660 No this is Markiplier 00:00:35.660 --> 00:00:37.040 You got the wrong number I'm sorry 00:00:37.140 --> 00:00:38.260 Yeah sorry this- 00:00:38.260 --> 00:00:40.920 This is a little awkward obviously you have no idea who I am 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:42.160 But everyone knows who you are 00:00:42.160 --> 00:00:43.280 No I know who you are 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:45.580 You're that god damn clickbait youtuber 00:00:45.700 --> 00:00:47.620 That keep fucking calling me 00:00:47.620 --> 00:00:50.100 Why don't you go and make another top 5 video and fuck off 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:59.540 (Ringing) 00:00:59.540 --> 00:01:01.340 People reach for any reason 00:01:01.420 --> 00:01:03.820 Any reason they could possibly want 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:05.440 To get that- GOD DAMN IT 00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:06.660 I'm not fucking answering 00:01:06.720 --> 00:01:09.200 Here you can actually see that Pewdiepie did hang up on us 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:12.320 I have no idea why he actually hung up on us I thought he would actually answer it but 00:01:12.340 --> 00:01:13.460 So as I was saying 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:16.400 Y-y they reach for any 00:01:16.400 --> 00:01:18.720 Reason to put Pewdiepie in the title 00:01:18.720 --> 00:01:20.000 Whether It's fake or- 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:22.000 -End my life- 00:01:24.160 --> 00:01:25.800 How did these little kids get my number? 00:01:26.180 --> 00:01:28.000 He just hung up again. Are you mad? 00:01:28.320 --> 00:01:29.440 So as I was saying 00:01:30.220 --> 00:01:31.980 People are doing anything 00:01:32.300 --> 00:01:34.220 To put Pewdiepie in the title 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:40.920 Fucking Die >:( 00:01:41.100 --> 00:01:42.620 I'm such a huge fan dude 00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:44.660 I am such a huge fan 00:01:45.180 --> 00:01:46.060 WAIT A MINUTE 00:01:46.220 --> 00:01:48.640 Dude I watch all your Fridays with Pewdiepie you're the best 00:01:49.100 --> 00:01:49.820 WAIT A MINUTE 00:01:50.240 --> 00:01:51.320 Phone: Alright thank you very much 00:01:51.600 --> 00:01:52.480 wait a minute 00:01:54.140 --> 00:01:55.400 It's not me... 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:57.080 Pizza? Oh thanks well- 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:00.760 Um- they said it was Pewdiepie's so I called you 00:02:03.060 --> 00:02:07.760 Did he just call randomly call some fucking pizzeria hoping Pewdiepie would pick up what the fuck? 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:10.720 Thanks I like your accent you sound a lot like Pewdiepie 00:02:10.740 --> 00:02:11.460 Thanks bye 00:02:11.460 --> 00:02:14.340 Why do people do this? there's so many of them 00:02:14.340 --> 00:02:16.020 This is Joshua who's this? 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:19.960 *shitty stewie impression 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:22.320 Oh my god... OH MY GOD 00:02:22.720 --> 00:02:24.080 It's Stewie Griffin 00:02:24.260 --> 00:02:25.300 Oh my god 00:02:25.300 --> 00:02:26.860 Stewie Griffon Impression 00:02:26.860 --> 00:02:28.420 Never heard one of those before 00:02:28.420 --> 00:02:42.480 *Sweatshop Plays* 00:02:42.740 --> 00:02:43.240 *Noise* 00:02:44.480 --> 00:02:44.980 *Noise* 00:02:45.980 --> 00:02:46.480 *yet again another noise* 00:02:47.500 --> 00:02:48.000 *I think you get the point* 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:00.660 That's ten 00:03:00.980 --> 00:03:03.780 People will do anything. To put Pewdiepie in the title 00:03:03.780 --> 00:03:05.780 And as I'm sure a lot of you know 00:03:06.860 --> 00:03:09.660 Not just youtubers the media as well 00:03:09.760 --> 00:03:13.120 But you know-a not when anything good is happening 00:03:13.220 --> 00:03:17.540 I-I mean I'm just insane apparently I-I'm basically just Trump 00:03:17.740 --> 00:03:20.340 A-and what I'm saying doesn't make any sense 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:22.840 I'm sorry. You're so good to me 00:03:23.340 --> 00:03:23.840 Media 00:03:24.020 --> 00:03:26.820 I should be bending over(like your mom) to your knees I'm so sorry 00:03:26.820 --> 00:03:30.640 Keep adding my name in the title it's great I hope you enjoy the adsense 00:03:30.640 --> 00:03:31.720 I'm sure you need it 00:03:31.720 --> 00:03:35.520 There's two masters on youtube on the Pewdiepie clickbait that I think we should bring up 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:38.160 The worst right away we have of course 00:03:38.580 --> 00:03:39.080 Scarce 00:03:39.380 --> 00:03:41.160 One. Two. Three 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:43.400 And keemstar 00:03:46.700 --> 00:03:48.140 Now I did a comparison 00:03:48.500 --> 00:03:49.140 To see who 00:03:49.580 --> 00:03:51.860 Added Pewdiepie in their title the most 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:53.280 Let's see. Who wins 00:04:00.640 --> 00:04:04.790 here in credit here here here here 00:04:04.790 --> 00:04:08.870 what is troubling nation of your house 00:04:09.740 --> 00:04:14.420 In the battle, Scarce vs Keemstar 00:04:15.020 --> 00:04:17.740 Who has clickbaited Pewdiepie the most? 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:19.800 Lets get ROIIII!!!! 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:21.280 Ok we got scarce 00:04:21.740 --> 00:04:22.820 56 Videos 00:04:23.460 --> 00:04:23.960 We got 00:04:24.760 --> 00:04:25.800 We got Keemstar 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:26.940 68! 00:04:27.260 --> 00:04:29.440 And the winner IS! 00:04:29.980 --> 00:04:31.940 Killer Keemstar 00:04:31.940 --> 00:04:33.720 I dont- I dont know why anyone is surprised 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:38.180 And I did that obviously because people are gonna click on a video if there's Pewdiepie in the title, let's be rea- 00:04:38.980 --> 00:04:41.060 I thinks Scarce puts it 00:04:41.340 --> 00:04:42.540 Pretty well there 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:44.240 See I'm not crazy 00:04:45.080 --> 00:04:46.600 See I'm not crazy Ainsley (As he talks to an inanimate object) 00:04:46.820 --> 00:04:48.980 It's true because Scarce said it 00:04:49.040 --> 00:04:51.470 the word of scarce is the word of god 00:04:51.470 --> 00:04:52.180 himself 00:04:52.380 --> 00:04:54.620 We finally have solid evidence 00:04:55.620 --> 00:04:56.340 Right here 00:04:56.880 --> 00:04:58.280 That the Pewdiepie clickbait 00:04:59.380 --> 00:04:59.980 Is REAL 00:05:02.180 --> 00:05:05.220 The word of Scarce, Is the word of god himself 00:05:05.540 --> 00:05:06.820 Keemstar even fucking puts 00:05:06.860 --> 00:05:08.520 PewDiePie in the title for views 00:05:08.900 --> 00:05:10.840 I love how open and honest they are 00:05:10.849 --> 00:05:12.590 about it at least I think I think that 00:05:12.590 --> 00:05:14.960 when you get past the 50 titles 00:05:14.960 --> 00:05:17.300 threshold you kind of just have to get 00:05:17.300 --> 00:05:19.789 it out there some honorable mentions of 00:05:19.789 --> 00:05:22.580 course Ricegum with the, the PewDiePie 00:05:22.580 --> 00:05:27.349 diss track which is a 11-minute vlog so 00:05:27.349 --> 00:05:30.139 we have seven million views versus what 00:05:30.139 --> 00:05:33.740 he gets on a normal video 800,000 views 00:05:33.740 --> 00:05:37.310 hey Rice hit me up in the DM's if you 00:05:37.310 --> 00:05:39.620 ever want to start some fake drama or 00:05:39.620 --> 00:05:41.990 anything i'm happy to help out you know 00:05:41.990 --> 00:05:44.360 I'm happy to help a struggling youtuber 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:45.380 in need 00:05:45.380 --> 00:05:46.700 I know you did it with that other youtuber 00:05:46.700 --> 00:05:49.620 what, what was his name fuckin hell ah... 00:05:51.140 --> 00:05:52.980 *dementia sets in* 00:05:55.280 --> 00:05:56.380 I forgot His fuckin name 00:05:56.389 --> 00:05:58.130 honestly I forgot his fucking name 00:05:58.130 --> 00:06:00.520 surely must be here somewhere ah 00:06:00.580 --> 00:06:02.760 FouseyTUBE *Burps* FouseyTUBE 00:06:02.780 --> 00:06:04.240 Does PewDiePie smoke weed? 00:06:04.500 --> 00:06:05.960 This is what I've got so far for the 00:06:05.960 --> 00:06:06.820 PewDiePie conspiracy 00:06:06.860 --> 00:06:07.740 And I- 00:06:08.320 --> 00:06:11.300 I can't work it out you know like I was 00:06:11.340 --> 00:06:13.800 telling it like uh, what do i do 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:15.340 and- and he said look 00:06:15.400 --> 00:06:16.920 Buy some shampoo 00:06:16.930 --> 00:06:17.470 That's what I said 00:06:17.470 --> 00:06:19.880 wash your fucking hair, It's not a compliment 00:06:19.900 --> 00:06:21.040 i'm sorry i need someone needs to tell 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:23.950 you this and I'm sure the PewDiePie 00:06:23.950 --> 00:06:26.680 Roasted Me video is going to come after so 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:29.260 you are welcome i love this video it's 00:06:29.260 --> 00:06:31.390 apparently an hour talking about if I am 00:06:31.390 --> 00:06:31.900 gay 00:06:31.900 --> 00:06:33.670 I can't tell if it's unironic or 00:06:33.670 --> 00:06:36.160 not but it's shocking NEW EVIDENCE! 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:39.070 normalcy on buzz feed website there they 00:06:39.070 --> 00:06:40.870 give you all these tips they bring in 00:06:40.870 --> 00:06:43.390 these gay porn stars to give tips on anal 00:06:43.390 --> 00:06:45.490 sex and all that it's really disgusting 00:06:45.490 --> 00:06:46.720 what's going on 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:49.000 it really is it's not okay for people to be 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:52.090 gay it's ok to program children into 00:06:52.090 --> 00:06:54.420 that mentality, do you understand that? 00:06:54.620 --> 00:06:55.120 No 00:06:55.700 --> 00:06:57.780 PewDiePie is programming children to 00:06:57.780 --> 00:06:59.040 be homosexual 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:00.960 *This isn't even my final form* 00:07:01.020 --> 00:07:02.880 I feel like pyro need some sort of 00:07:02.890 --> 00:07:06.220 award. one-to-many PewDiePie's in the 00:07:06.220 --> 00:07:09.100 pie even puts it himself so eloquently 00:07:09.100 --> 00:07:12.010 feel quite sorry PewDiePie because this 00:07:12.010 --> 00:07:13.510 is probably the fourth or fifth time 00:07:13.510 --> 00:07:16.090 I've put his name the title and probably 00:07:16.090 --> 00:07:18.280 thumbnail he's getting quite sick of it 00:07:18.280 --> 00:07:21.670 I could tell for unfortunately it's 2017 00:07:21.670 --> 00:07:24.080 ad rate is low i need more money 00:07:24.420 --> 00:07:26.800 *I cri evrytim* 00:07:28.880 --> 00:07:30.920 why are all these youtubers 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:34.130 using my name to get more- more views why 00:07:34.130 --> 00:07:36.740 can't I do that 00:07:36.740 --> 00:07:40.820 wonder if I just put PewDiePie 00:07:41.420 --> 00:07:46.580 in my own Title I could make billions 00:07:47.900 --> 00:07:49.900 I wonder if I ever did that? Did I ever put 00:07:49.900 --> 00:07:51.340 PewDiePie in my own fucking title 00:07:51.440 --> 00:07:52.800 PewDiePie gets Pied 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:54.520 some other honorable mentions 00:07:54.530 --> 00:07:58.490 of course matpat fi- oh god damn i want 00:07:58.490 --> 00:07:59.930 these views fucking hell I don't even get 00:07:59.930 --> 00:08:02.120 these fucking views and of course my 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:05.120 greedy friend cinnamon toast Ken yeah- 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:06.410 No you you're really you're not 00:08:06.410 --> 00:08:08.660 milking it dude you're you're really 00:08:08.660 --> 00:08:10.760 you're really doing you doing great 00:08:10.760 --> 00:08:13.880 buddy i love, i love this one 00:08:13.880 --> 00:08:17.360 top 5 Secret things you missed in youtube 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:19.910 rewind okay what what is it 00:08:19.910 --> 00:08:21.400 OH I'M IN IT, I'M IN IT 00:08:21.580 --> 00:08:23.100 On PewDiePie's watch 00:08:23.140 --> 00:08:27.460 at 1:44 in the video he has the 00:08:27.470 --> 00:08:31.240 number 15 on his watch and what does- what does 00:08:31.250 --> 00:08:33.530 15 have to do with anything well I 00:08:33.530 --> 00:08:35.880 was thinking that it could have to do 00:08:35.900 --> 00:08:37.880 with um the year 00:08:37.880 --> 00:08:38.620 The- The time 00:08:38.760 --> 00:08:39.920 eee- the watch 00:08:40.040 --> 00:08:43.700 will tell you the time (A lie) 15 uh which means 00:08:43.700 --> 00:08:49.010 three o'clock on military time and it 00:08:49.010 --> 00:08:52.970 means that we shot this sequence around 00:08:52.970 --> 00:08:53.930 three o'clock 00:08:53.930 --> 00:08:56.240 you seem like somewhat grown-up I don't 00:08:56.240 --> 00:08:59.690 know how this whole concept of time has 00:08:59.690 --> 00:09:01.820 just completely passed you by 00:09:01.820 --> 00:09:03.900 can I clickbait myself like this 00:09:03.900 --> 00:09:05.000 Red Arrow 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:09.880 There's even people going so far 00:09:09.880 --> 00:09:12.220 To put PewDiePie in the thumbnail that they 00:09:12.220 --> 00:09:14.900 will tattoo their ass 00:09:15.420 --> 00:09:16.800 Oh God what the fuck 00:09:17.020 --> 00:09:18.120 PewDiePie Tattoo 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:22.000 You run out of ideas sometimes it's hard to think of a 00:09:22.010 --> 00:09:23.990 good idea to get the views 00:09:23.990 --> 00:09:25.220 there's no way he's actually going to 00:09:25.220 --> 00:09:26.990 get a fucking PewDiePie tattoo this is 00:09:26.990 --> 00:09:29.780 obviously just click bait bullshit 00:09:29.780 --> 00:09:31.820 another one of the smaller youtubers 00:09:31.820 --> 00:09:33.300 trying to get attention 00:09:38.920 --> 00:09:39.420 Oh... 00:09:41.580 --> 00:09:42.080 OOOOH 00:09:43.060 --> 00:09:43.700 *laughs* 00:09:53.000 --> 00:09:54.920 PewDiePie did nothing wrong 00:09:55.160 --> 00:09:57.860 I told you Ainsley I didn't do anything wrong 00:10:05.500 --> 00:10:07.180 It's a tattoo so you know it's true 00:10:07.190 --> 00:10:08.870 this is ah by the way this is fucking 00:10:08.870 --> 00:10:12.960 amazing uh HAMZ tK god bless you 00:10:13.540 --> 00:10:15.880 God bless your soul this is the best tattoo 00:10:15.889 --> 00:10:17.240 I've ever seen in my life 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:20.080 major props namaste ah 00:10:20.180 --> 00:10:21.360 domo arigato 00:10:21.640 --> 00:10:22.600 I feel honored 00:10:22.610 --> 00:10:25.670 check out this video ah for another video 00:10:25.670 --> 00:10:30.470 Aheh and ah if you could take away the ads 00:10:30.470 --> 00:10:32.149 ad block that would be that would be 00:10:32.149 --> 00:10:34.430 very nice thank you appreciate it and 00:10:34.430 --> 00:10:36.920 ah- another video! 00:10:36.920 --> 00:10:39.310 whoa! End my misery