Scientists, have been trying to figure it out.
For years
For some unknown reason
You can just add the words "Pewdiepie"
In your title
And those views, will come raining, down on you
How does this phenomenon...exists
Well we're gonna dig. Into the deep oceans of-
'excuse me
...what
Hi uh I'm a youtuber, um I
Just called cause I found your number
I had to do some investigating work and stuff
um...so this is Pewdiepie yeh?
No this is Markiplier
You got the wrong number I'm sorry
Yeah sorry this-
This is a little awkward obviously you have no idea who I am
But everyone knows who you are
No I know who you are
You're that god damn clickbait youtuber
That keep fucking calling me
Why don't you go and make another top 5 video and fuck off
(Ringing)
People reach for any reason
Any reason they could possibly want
To get that- GOD DAMN IT
I'm not fucking answering
Here you can actually see that Pewdiepie did hang up on us
I have no idea why he actually hung up on us I thought he would actually answer it but
So as I was saying
Y-y they reach for any
Reason to put Pewdiepie in the title
Whether It's fake or-
-End my life-
How did these little kids get my number?
He just hung up again. Are you mad?
So as I was saying
People are doing anything
To put Pewdiepie in the title
Fucking Die >:(
I'm such a huge fan dude
I am such a huge fan
WAIT A MINUTE
Dude I watch all your Fridays with Pewdiepie you're the best
WAIT A MINUTE
Phone: Alright thank you very much
wait a minute
It's not me...
Pizza? Oh thanks well-
Um- they said it was Pewdiepie's so I called you
Did he just call randomly call some fucking pizzeria hoping Pewdiepie would pick up what the fuck?
Thanks I like your accent you sound a lot like Pewdiepie
Thanks bye
Why do people do this? there's so many of them
This is Joshua who's this?
*shitty stewie impression
Oh my god... OH MY GOD
It's Stewie Griffin
Oh my god
Stewie Griffon Impression
Never heard one of those before
*Sweatshop Plays*
*Noise*
*yet again another noise*
*I think you get the point*
That's ten
People will do anything. To put Pewdiepie in the title
And as I'm sure a lot of you know
Not just youtubers the media as well
But you know-a not when anything good is happening
I-I mean I'm just insane apparently I-I'm basically just Trump
A-and what I'm saying doesn't make any sense
I'm sorry. You're so good to me
Media
I should be bending over(like your mom) to your knees I'm so sorry
Keep adding my name in the title it's great I hope you enjoy the adsense
I'm sure you need it
There's two masters on youtube on the Pewdiepie clickbait that I think we should bring up
The worst right away we have of course
Scarce
One. Two. Three
And keemstar
Now I did a comparison
To see who
Added Pewdiepie in their title the most
Let's see. Who wins
here in credit here here here here
what is troubling nation of your house
In the battle, Scarce vs Keemstar
Who has clickbaited Pewdiepie the most?
Lets get ROIIII!!!!
Ok we got scarce
56 Videos
We got
We got Keemstar
68!
And the winner IS!
Killer Keemstar
I dont- I dont know why anyone is surprised
And I did that obviously because people are gonna click on a video if there's Pewdiepie in the title, let's be rea-
I thinks Scarce puts it
Pretty well there
See I'm not crazy
See I'm not crazy Ainsley (As he talks to an inanimate object)
It's true because Scarce said it
the word of scarce is the word of god
himself
We finally have solid evidence
Right here
That the Pewdiepie clickbait
Is REAL
The word of Scarce, Is the word of god himself
Keemstar even fucking puts
PewDiePie in the title for views
I love how open and honest they are
about it at least I think I think that
when you get past the 50 titles
threshold you kind of just have to get
it out there some honorable mentions of
course Ricegum with the, the PewDiePie
diss track which is a 11-minute vlog so
we have seven million views versus what
he gets on a normal video 800,000 views
hey Rice hit me up in the DM's if you
ever want to start some fake drama or
anything i'm happy to help out you know
I'm happy to help a struggling youtuber
in need
I know you did it with that other youtuber
what, what was his name fuckin hell ah...
*dementia sets in*
I forgot His fuckin name
honestly I forgot his fucking name
surely must be here somewhere ah
FouseyTUBE *Burps* FouseyTUBE
Does PewDiePie smoke weed?
This is what I've got so far for the
PewDiePie conspiracy
And I-
I can't work it out you know like I was
telling it like uh, what do i do
and- and he said look
Buy some shampoo
That's what I said
wash your fucking hair, It's not a compliment
i'm sorry i need someone needs to tell
you this and I'm sure the PewDiePie
Roasted Me video is going to come after so
you are welcome i love this video it's
apparently an hour talking about if I am
gay
I can't tell if it's unironic or
not but it's shocking NEW EVIDENCE!
normalcy on buzz feed website there they
give you all these tips they bring in
these gay porn stars to give tips on anal
sex and all that it's really disgusting
what's going on
it really is it's not okay for people to be
gay it's ok to program children into
that mentality, do you understand that?
No
PewDiePie is programming children to
be homosexual
*This isn't even my final form*
I feel like pyro need some sort of
award. one-to-many PewDiePie's in the
pie even puts it himself so eloquently
feel quite sorry PewDiePie because this
is probably the fourth or fifth time
I've put his name the title and probably
thumbnail he's getting quite sick of it
I could tell for unfortunately it's 2017
ad rate is low i need more money
*I cri evrytim*
why are all these youtubers
using my name to get more- more views why
can't I do that
wonder if I just put PewDiePie
in my own Title I could make billions
I wonder if I ever did that? Did I ever put
PewDiePie in my own fucking title
PewDiePie gets Pied
some other honorable mentions
of course matpat fi- oh god damn i want
these views fucking hell I don't even get
these fucking views and of course my
greedy friend cinnamon toast Ken yeah-
No you you're really you're not
milking it dude you're you're really
you're really doing you doing great
buddy i love, i love this one
top 5 Secret things you missed in youtube
rewind okay what what is it
OH I'M IN IT, I'M IN IT
On PewDiePie's watch
at 1:44 in the video he has the
number 15 on his watch and what does- what does
15 have to do with anything well I
was thinking that it could have to do
with um the year
The- The time
eee- the watch
will tell you the time (A lie) 15 uh which means
three o'clock on military time and it
means that we shot this sequence around
three o'clock
you seem like somewhat grown-up I don't
know how this whole concept of time has
just completely passed you by
can I clickbait myself like this
Red Arrow
There's even people going so far
To put PewDiePie in the thumbnail that they
will tattoo their ass
Oh God what the fuck
PewDiePie Tattoo
You run out of ideas sometimes it's hard to think of a
good idea to get the views
there's no way he's actually going to
get a fucking PewDiePie tattoo this is
obviously just click bait bullshit
another one of the smaller youtubers
trying to get attention
Oh...
OOOOH
*laughs*
PewDiePie did nothing wrong
I told you Ainsley I didn't do anything wrong
It's a tattoo so you know it's true
this is ah by the way this is fucking
amazing uh HAMZ tK god bless you
God bless your soul this is the best tattoo
I've ever seen in my life
major props namaste ah
domo arigato
I feel honored
check out this video ah for another video
Aheh and ah if you could take away the ads
ad block that would be that would be
very nice thank you appreciate it and
ah- another video!
whoa! End my misery