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*sighs*

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This is just the kind of video...

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where you need a little bit of the... (alcohal)

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*sniffs*

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Support.

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*pours drink*

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*sniffs again*

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*slurps*

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"I SHALL CONSUME YOUR SOUL"

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(i have no idea what the fuck ainsley is saying.)

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"COMING SOON."

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"IT WILL BEGIN SOON."

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"YOU WILL ALL PERISH."

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*boing*

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Ah.

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It's time.

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I found the worst cringe related to PewDiePie.

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And I'm gonna react to it.

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I might not make it out alive!

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We just gonna have to see.

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"Name:"

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huh

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"Darkedgebloodsword"

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That is already the coolest name

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I've ever heard.

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"Weapon: Soul Katana"

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Dude

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*silence*

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You had a darkedgebloodsword,

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but your weapon is a Soul Katana!

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NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING RIDICULOUS!

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*I SHALL FIND (WHAT ARE YOU SAYING DEAR LORD)*

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"Favorite movie: The Dark Knight"

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you're a sonic fan characther what do u know your real name could be cinos

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Of course.

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"Darkedgebloodsword the hedgehog hate-"

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*laughs* The hedgehog.

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Excuse me!

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Is Darkedgebloodsword here?

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No?

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The hedgehog?

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Oh! Right there.

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Okay, cool.

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*laughs*

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His friends are Shaggy 2Dope,

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Shrek and PewDiePie.

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Thank you.

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Darkedgebloodsword my- my good old friend.

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My good old pal.

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"My heart is a black tormented hole of emptiness."

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"How are you?"

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*cringe*

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DO NOT STEAL...

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DARKEDGEBLOODSWORD.

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DO NOT FUCKING STEAL

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DARKEDGEBLOODSWORD'S MATERIAL BIO!

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(DON'T YOU DARE STEAL HIS MATERIAL BIO)

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It says 'Slipknot' on his hat

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that's awesome, dude.

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*MORE INAUDIBLE*

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I SHALL RISE

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"PewDiePie haircut"

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*dramatic music*

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Fuck sake, man.

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It's the same when like people get my-

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I've noticed people getting my tattoos and stuff.

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And it's just like- why?

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Wha-??

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*disappointed pewds*

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*sad music*

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So this is a Facebook post,

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Dumb pewdiepie fans are tricked (pewdiepie fans are dumb)

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"into burning themselves"

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"#Burn4Pewds I love you, Felix"

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"you were always there for me"

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"and now I'm gonna be here for you."

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when you die

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I don't know what's more cringe-

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This post? Or the fact that people think

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it's real?

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Honestly, it's so obviously fake.

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You- you just look up someone that burn-

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Okay. Y'know what?

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See if I can find that same image.

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Oh, wow. there's the image, how bout dat (how did you find that)

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It's from Afghanistan.

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I guess I have fans in Afghanistan.

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I don't know, man.

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What do you think about-

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What do you think about that, Ainsley?

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*ONE DAY SOON*

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*I WILL CONSUME*

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*YOUR*

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*SOUL*

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I agree 100% with what he just... said. (why)

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Pitbull!

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"Hey PewDiePie love your videos and"

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*more silence*

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"and" WHAT PITBULL?!

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*Windows' music*

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the left eye illumanati cunfurmed

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Oh my god.

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Now this is some cringe.

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Prepare yourself.

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This was when I lived in Italy,

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and some guy, that was on holiday in Italy,

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came by our house.

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My girlfriend's mom opened the door and was like

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"There's a fan out there, you have to go."

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And I was like,

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"Okay :v"

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You know why it said "After some waiting"?

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Because I didn't wanna fucking go out.

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I was like, "This is crazy."

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"What the fuck are they doing here?"

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Don't get me wrong.

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If I meet you anywhere else,

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Literally anywhere else,

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we can be taking a piss.

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On a urinal. (noice)

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I'll be fine meeting you.

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But,

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don't come to my house.

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It's so wrong!

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Oh my God this is long ago.

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This is very long ago.

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2013.

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"Um.. sup."

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*dog barking*

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OH MY GOD, I'M WEARING THE PEWDIEPIE SHIRT! *laughs*

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"Very nice to meet you."

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"Nice meeting you too, Shhhh."

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Back then... everything was so new.

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And this was the first time this happened to me.

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I didn't know how to... react. (well when you meet a stranger you gotta punch them in the face)

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That's why this video is so cringy, dude.

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"-channel. And I created a video asking the bros to-"

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"put a comment, to ask you some questions, but"

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"nobody commented.... So."

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"Really?"

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"Yeah.. and..."

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"That sucks."

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"Yeah, that...that sucks."

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(dat is the face of fuckin regret and cringe, everybody.)

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He was gonna interview me, but he was...

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really bad at interviewing. (#rekt)

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"Seventh- second question." (dear god)

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"Ye?"

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"Um-"

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Oh, you can tell how fucking tired I am here, dude.

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"Secon - second question."

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"Ye?"

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"Um-"

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Look at how fucking done I am!

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"Uh- yeh."

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"Um.. I..."

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"I still...get - I still.. ugh!" (your stuttering poods)

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"I guess I still can't answer the question, obviously."

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"Ye?"

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Aghhhh.

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I sweating now. This is legit cringing me out, man.

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Oh, this is a good one!

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"Awkwardly handshake executed by"

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"Conan O'Brien and PewDiePie and some middle aged man."

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"Hold the left trigger! There you go!"

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*screams of victory*

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"OH YEAAHH!"

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"YES!"

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"Got 'em!"

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"YES!"

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"That was very exci- that was awful."

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"It started to-"

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*LET THE CRINGE FEST BEGIN*

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(i'm so... speechless.)

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(there's that face again.)

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*sad violin music*

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(i'm fuckin cringing here this is so bad i can't)

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My face is just like, "oh god."

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"this is gonna be on the internet forever now."

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Great.

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"Ye?"

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See, this is why!

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You should never do a handshake!

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And anything's that's being recorded,

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that you can't control!

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"You better go~"

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"Never let go, go, go~" (let it go plez)

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"Never give up, up, up~"

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"Never let go, never give up!~"

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"You let go, you asshole~" *dabs*

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Hmmmmmm-

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Don't-

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Don't~

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*slurp*

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I never asked for this, you know..

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I never asked for this.

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"Oh! I was- hah!"

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"I was just reading some YouTube comments."

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"Oh, look!"

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"There's one right in here!"

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"PEWDIEPIE SUCKS!"

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*overly dramatic gasp*

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"PEWDIEPIE IS GAYYY!"

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*rubs and pinches nips* "What do I do to make people"

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"think I'm gay?"

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(noice pewds.)

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"I really don't get it!"

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I can't-

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I can't.

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Old PewDiePie videos..I can't.

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Alright?

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I'm not touching that shit.

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That's in the PAST!

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I can't- no.

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Anything but old PewDiePie videos!

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They're the fucking worse!

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Ugh!

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Shoo!

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Shoo, old PewDiePie videos!

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AINSLEY, DO SOMETHING!

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*shakes ainsley*

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DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIDEOS!!

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I STILL GET AD REVENUE FROM THEM- (oops)

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(c'mon sing with me)

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~ Why can't we be friends, why can't we be ~

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Okay.

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That's enough cringe.

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Can we all just take a moment and support...

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With all these cringy PewDiePie videos and images,

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I don't know how much longer I'm-

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I'm gonna make it, alright?

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Let's make it happen!

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Let's make that shit trend!

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That's it for me now, though!

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*breathes*

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Leave a like if you enjoyed watching!

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And as always!

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I'll see you bros *smooch* tomorrow with another video!

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Stay awesome, bros!

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so he cunfurms it (some of dis was edited by ian uh mention me lol)

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(alah ahkbar)