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*uzdah*

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Ovo je vrsta videa...

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gde ti treba malo...

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*miriše*

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podrške

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*demonski glas* OBUZEĆU TVOJU DUŠU

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???????

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POČEĆE USKORO

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SVI ĆETE NESTATI

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*boing*

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Ahhh

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Vreme je.

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Našao sam najveće blamove povezane sa Pewdiepie-om

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I reagovaću na to.

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Možda ne preživim!

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Ostaje nam da vidimo.

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"Ime:"

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"Darkedgebloodsword" = "MračniKrvaviMač"

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To je već najkul ime

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koje sam ikad čuo.

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"Oružje: Duša-Katana" (?)

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Brate

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Imao si "MračniKrvaviMač",

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ali je tvoje oružje "Duša-Katana"!?

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SAD SI SAMO SMEŠAN!

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*opet demonski glas* NAĆIĆU TE

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"Omiljeni film: Mračni vitez"

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Naravno.

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"MračniKrvavivitez", jež, mrzi-"

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*smeh* "jež"

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Izvinite!

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Da li je MračniKrvaviMač ovde?

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Ne?

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Jež?

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Oh! Ovde.

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Ok, kul.

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*smeh*

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Njegovi prijatelji su Shaggy 2Dope,

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Šrek i Pewdiepie.

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Hvala ti.

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MračniKrvaiMač, moj-moj dobri stari prijatelj.

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Moj dobri stari drugar.

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"Moje srce je crna izmučena rupa praznine....

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kako si?"

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NE KRADI...

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MRAČNIKRVAVIMAČ

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NEMOJ DA JE*ENO KRADEŠ

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OD MRAČNOGKRVAVOGMAČA NJEGOVU MATERIALNU BIOGRAFIJU

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Piše "čvor" (?) na njegovoj kapi.

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To je strava, brate.

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*demonski glas* UZDIĆI ĆU SE

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"Pewdiepie frizura"

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*dramatična muzika*

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Dođavola, čoveče!

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Isto je kao kad ljudi dobiju moju-

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Primetio sam da ljudi dobijaju moje tetovaže i svašta.

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I to je stvarno - zašto?

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zaaa

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*tužna muzika*

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Ovo je post na Facebook-u,

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"Glupi fanovi Pewdiepie-a prevareni

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u spaljivanje sebe".

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"#GoriZaPewds-a Volim te, Felix...

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uvek si bio tu za mene...

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i sada ću ja da budem tu za tebe".

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Ne znam koji je veći blam-

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Ovaj post? Ili činjenica da ljudi misle

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da je stvarno?

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Iskreno, očigledno da je lažno.

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Samo - samo pogledaš nekog ko je -

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Ok. Znate šta?

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Vidite ako mogu da nađem tu istu sliku.

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Oh, wow. Evo je slika.

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Iz Avganistana je.

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Pretpostavljam da imam fanove u Avganistanu.

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Ne znam, brate.

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Šta misliš o -

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Šta misliš o tome Ejsli?

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*demonski glas* JEDNOG DANA USKORO

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OBUZEĆU

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TVOJU

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DUŠU

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Slažem se 100% sa svim što je... rekao.

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Pitbul!

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"Hej Pewdiepie, volim tvoje videe i..."

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"i" ŠTA PITBUL?

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*muzika Windows-a*

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O moj Bože.

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Ovo je pravi blam.

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Spremite se.

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Ovo je bilo kada sam živeo u Italiji,

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i neki je čovek, koji je bio na odmoru u Italiji,

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došao kod naše kuće.

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Mama moje devojke je otvorila vrata i bila kao

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"Tamo je neki fan, moraš da ideš".

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I ja sam bio kao,

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"Ok"

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Znate zašto piše "Posle nekog vremena"?

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Zato što nisam hteo da izađem!

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Bio sam kao, "Ovo je ludo".

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"Šta dođavola radi ovde?"

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Ne shvatite me pogrešno.

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Kada bih vas sreo bilo gde drugo,

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bukvalno bilo gde drugo,

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mogli bi smo da pišamo

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na pisoaru,

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bilo bi u redu da se upoznamo.

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Ali,

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ne dolazite u moju kuću.

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Tako je pogrešno!

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O moj Bože, ovo je bilo davno.

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Ovo je bilo baš davno.

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2013.

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Pewdiepie: "Um...šta ima?"

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*pas laje*

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O MOJ BOŽE NOSIM PEWDIEPIE MAJICU! *smeh*

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Čovek: "Veoma mi je drago što smo se upoznali."

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Pewdiepie: "I meni je drago, ššššš."

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Tada...sve je bilo tako novo.

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I ovo je bilo prvi put da mi se ovo desilo.

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Nisam znao kako da...reagujem.

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Zato je ovaj video toliko sraman.

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Čovek: "Napravio sam video gde pitam "bros" da...

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ostave komentar, da te pitaju nešto, ali...

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niko nije komentarisao...pa"

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P: "Stvarno?"

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Č: "Da...i...."

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P: "To je bezveze"

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Č: "Da...to...to je bezveze".

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Hteo je da me intervjuiše, ali bio je...

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jako loš u tome.

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Č: "Drug - drugo pitanje".

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"Da?"

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Oh, možete videti kako sam je*beno umoran ovde, brate.

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Č: "Drug - Drugo pitanje."

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"Da?"

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Pogledajte kako sam je*eno gotov ovde!

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"Uh - da"

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P: "Um...Ja-

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Ja i dalje dobijam - Ja i dalje...ugh!

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Izgleda da i dalje ne mogu da odgovorim na pitanje, očigledno."

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"Da?"

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Aghhhhh.

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Znojim se. Ovo me stvarno blamira, brate.

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O, ovo je dobro!

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"Neprijatno rukovanje...

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Conan O'Brien-a i Pewdiepie-a i nekog sredovečnog muškarca."

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Neki čovek: "Drži levi obarač! Tako!"

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*radovanje*

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"To je bilo uzbud - to je bilo užasno."

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"Počelo je-"

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*tužna muzika*

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Moje lice je kao "O Bože...

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ovo će biti na internetu zauvek."

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Odlično.

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"Da?"

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Vidite ZATO

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se nikada nemojte rukovati!

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I sve što je usnimljeno,

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što ne možete kontrolisati!

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"Never let go, go, go~"

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"Never give up, up, up~"

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"Never let go, never give up!~"

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"You let go, you asshole~"

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Mmmmmmm-

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Nemoj -

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Nemoj -

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Nikad nisam tražio ovo, znate.

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Nikad nisam tražio ovo.

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Stari Pewds: "O, ja sam - hah!

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Samo sam čitao neke komentare na Youtube-u...

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O, vidi!

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Evo ga jedan ovde!

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"Pewdiepie smrdi!"

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*previše dramatičan uzdah*

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"PewDiePie je GEJ!!!1111 LOLOL

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"Šta to radim pa ljudi...

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misle da sam gej?"

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"Stvarno ne razumem!"

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Ne mogu -

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Ne mogu.

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Stari Pewdiepie snimci...Ne mogu.

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U redu?

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Ne diram to sranje.

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To je u PROŠLOSTI!

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Ne mogu - ne.

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Sve osim starih Pewdiepie snimaka!

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Oni su je*eno najgori!

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Ugh!

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Šu!

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Šu, stari Pewdiepie snimci!

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EINSLI, URADI NEŠTO!

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U RADI NEŠTO SA SNIMCIMA! 
*demonski glas* ZAŠTO IH SAMO...NE OBRIŠEŠ?

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I DALJE DOBIJAM PARE OD REKLAMA

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~ Why can't we be friends, why can't we be ~

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Ok.

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To je dovoljno blama.

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Jel' možemo svi da samo iskoristimo trenutak i podržimo... #GoriZaPewds-a

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Sa svim ovim sramnim Pewdiepie snimcima i slikama,

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Ne znam još koliko dugo mogu da -

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da izdržim, u redu?

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Učinimo da se desi!

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Napravimo da se to sranje trenduje!

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Ali to je sve od mene za sada!

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*udah*

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Ostavite "lajk" ako ste uživali gledajuči!

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I kao uvek...

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vidimo se *cmok* sutra sa novim videom!

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Ostanite strava!

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