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唉...這是一個讓你需要.....一些....(酒精)支持的影片

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*倒酒*

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*嗅嗅*

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喝…(⊙＿⊙；)…

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*魔鬼的聲音*(WTF...)

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(高能！！！)

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是時候了....

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我找到了關於自己的最尷尬片段

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而我即將要去一一回應它們

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我或許無法活著回去

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我們唯有到時候才會知道了

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名字：暗刃血劍

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這真是我從來都沒聽過的最酷的名字啊ˊ_>ˋ

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武器：靈魂武士刀

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老兄...

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你有暗刃血劍...

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可是你的武器居然是靈魂武士刀？

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你也太瞎了吧!!!!!

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*惡魔的音樂再次響起*(WTFx2...)

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最喜歡的電影：黑暗騎士

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喔當然。

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豪豬, 暗刃血劍討厭...

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豪豬XDDD(笑)

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噢不好意思喔暗刃血劍在這嗎？

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＠＠

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不在嗎＠＠

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那豪豬勒？

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噢在那啊好喔酷喔~~(噗哧)

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他的朋友是：毛茸茸2Dope,史瑞克,和Pewdiepie...

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謝謝吼ˊ_>ˋ

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暗刃血劍,我...我的...痾...老朋友,我的老麻吉齁

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我的心是個暗黑又折磨人的空虛洞

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那你的呢？(笑)(供三小啊XD)

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別想偷...

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暗刃血劍!!!

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你他X的別想偷!!!

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暗！刃！血！劍！的履歷材料!!!

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(?????)

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有個活結在他帽子上誒...這太酷了老兄ˊ_>ˋ

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＊更多的惡魔音樂繼續＊(WTF*3...)

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Pewdiepie的髮型

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＊惡魔音樂又來!＊(煩誒XDD)

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三小啦老兄

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這就像當別人有和我一樣的...

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我有注意到別人有和我一樣的刺青和東西...

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不過這...為什麼啊...

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為蝦咪啊......

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＊悲傷的音樂＊(是怎樣啦XDD)

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那這是fb的貼文

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白痴的Pewdiepie粉絲們被騙去燒傷他們自己

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＃為Pews燃燒吧 我愛你Felix

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你總是與我同在,而現在我將與你同在

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(.........)

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我不懂這有什麼尷尬的

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這個貼文？或是事實上真有人想這

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是真的

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老實說,這很明顯是假的啊

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你...你只要去查"燒自己的人"

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OK你猜怎麼著

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看看我能不能找到一樣的圖片

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喔wow這裡有個圖片 怎麼樣

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是來自阿富汗的呢！

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我猜我有來自阿富汗的粉絲

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我不知道誒老兄

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你們覺得勒...

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你覺得勒,安斯利？

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總有一天

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我將會吞噬

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你的

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靈魂!!!

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我百分之百同意他剛剛...說的

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比特犬~

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嘿Pewdiepie

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喜翻你的影片和...

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(........)

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和什麼啦比特犬!!!!!!

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(關機中)

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喔我的天啊

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這有點尷尬

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自己準備好啊

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這是我在義大利的時候住的地方

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然後有些人在義大利渡假的時候

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來我們家附近

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我女朋友的媽媽打開門然後說...

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"那裡有你的粉絲耶你必須去看看"

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然後我說"好吧"

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你知道為什麼說是"一段時間的等待之後"嗎？

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因為我他X的不想出去!!!

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我心想：這真是太狂了

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他們在這裡衝三小!?

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別誤會我的意思喔

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如果我在任何其他的地方遇到你們

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我們可以一起在小便斗前噓噓

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遇到你們我覺得沒關係啊

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可是...

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不要來我家！

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這樣真的不好啦

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喔天啊這好久以前了

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這真的是好久以前了

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2013年

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(粉絲：痾...所以)

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喔天啊我穿著Pewdiepie T-Shirt耶!!!(笑XD)

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(粉絲：很開心能見到你)

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(Pew：也很開心能見到你 噓！)

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回想那時一切都好新鮮啊

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而這個狀況是第一次發生在我身上

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我不知道如何...反應

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這就是為什麼這個影片這麼尷尬啊老兄ˊ_>ˋ

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(粉絲：...頻道,然後我上傳了部影片要你的粉絲們來...)

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(粉絲：留言一些想問你的問題,可是沒有人回應所以...)

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(Pew：真假？)

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(粉絲：嗯啊...然後...)

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(Pew：這真是太糟了)

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(一臉尷尬...）

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他本來是要訪問我,但他真的...

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很不會訪問

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(粉絲：第七個...第二個問題)

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(Pew：yee？)

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(粉絲：痾...)

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喔你可以他X的告訴我 我看起來有多厭倦在這裡,老兄

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(粉絲：第七個...第二個問題)

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(Pew：yee？ 粉絲：痾...)

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看看我多他X的覺得煩！

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痾...嗯哼...

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(Pew：嗯...我還是...我...)

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(Pew：噁～)

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(Pew：很顯然的,我想我還是無法回答你的問題)

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(Pew：yee?)

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啊~~~

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我冒汗惹...

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這實在太令我尷尬了,老兄

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喔~這個不錯~~

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Conan O'Brien和Pewdiepie以及一些中年男子的尷尬握手片段 (笑)

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(按住你左邊的板機！對就是這樣！)

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(Conan：OH YESSSSS~~~)

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(Pew：阿捏都丟啊~~)

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(Conan：YESSS~~~)

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(Conan：那真是太嚇人啦~~他開始在...)

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( 夭壽喔有夠尷尬ˊ_>ˋ.........)

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*悲傷的音樂XDD*

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我的臉好像在說"喔天啊..."

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“這將會在網路上萬世流傳”

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“好棒棒”

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(Pew：yee？)

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看吧這就是為什麼你絕對不要跟人家握手！

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而且所有一切無法被控制的事情還被錄影下來了!!!

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(@pewdiepie 酒精＋按摩浴缸＋兄弟拳)(永不放手~手~手~)

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(永不放棄~棄~棄~)

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(永不放手~永不放棄~)

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(你放手了你個混蛋~~)

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嗯~~~~~~~

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不~~~麥安捏啊啊啊~~~

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＊我吸＊

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你知道我沒有叫你這樣做喔

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從來沒有喔ˊ_>ˋ

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(Pew：喔！我剛剛在...痾...)

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(Pew：我剛剛只是在看一些Youtube上的留言)

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(Pew：喔！快看！這裡就有一個！)

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(Pewdiepie爛透了！)

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(Pew：吼~~~~~@0@)

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(Pewdiepie是同志!!! 1111 LOLLOL)

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(Pew：我是做了什麼讓你們覺得我是同志@@)(pews捏奶頭ing~~)

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(Pew：我真的不懂耶＠＠)（很煩誒不蘇胡XDD）

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我無法...

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我以前的影片...我無法...好嗎

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我沒有碰那鬼東西

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那都過去了!!!

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我真的無法...不...ˊ_>ˋ

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什麼都好就是不要我的舊影片！

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那些真他X的太糟了！

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啊...

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走開！

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走開啦！我的舊影片！

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安斯利快做些什麼啊！(安斯利：關我p事...)

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快為那些影片做些什麼啊!!!

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(安斯利：為什你不要...)

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(安斯利：把它們刪掉就好了...ˊ_>ˋ)

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我還是要利用它們拿到廣告收益啊!!!(自爆!?)

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好喔尷尬夠了

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我們能不能就花點時間來支持...

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＃為Pews燃燒

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有這些尷尬的Pewdiepie影片和圖片

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我不知道還有多久才能做到,好嗎

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＃為Pews燃燒

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讓我們來讓它發生吧！

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讓我們來讓這鬼東西成為潮流吧！

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那就先這樣囉～

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＊吸氣＊

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如果你喜歡這部影片就按個讚吧,然後和平常一樣～

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我們在明天的影片中見囉兄弟們

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要繼續酷下去喔兄弟們～

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Scarce出櫃表明同性戀身分

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我們連繫到了Scarce

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希望聽聽他針對此事的說法

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（然後／我是／Gay）

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（我跟我爸媽說／我是Gay，好嗎？）

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（然後／我媽／超級恐同）

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（我爸媽都）

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（像是實際上．．．）

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（抓我的蛋蛋）

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（然後／他們現在都確信我是Gay了）

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（我的天！）

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（我只是．．．）

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（我天殺的不敢置信！）

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（我們下次再見，祝平安）

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（我是／Gay）

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（歌：神話になれ）