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（是要去哪裡？）

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歡迎來到LwIaY!

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啊啊啊

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一個

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給我的觀眾一個好機會

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來給我免費的影片內容做 不客氣呦

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就是這樣　為他們鼓掌 各位

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孩子們

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我們上禮拜是不是有很多好梗圖呢?你有上傳你的嗎?

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ㄣ？

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別擔心　我會等你的

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在我等你的這一段時間 我有跟你講過這一張椅子嗎??

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這張椅子　只賣３９９美元喔

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它有頭部支撐還有腰椎支撐　你們看不到但..他有

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他很堅固　好嗎　如果你很胖

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跟keem star一樣的話..

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你還是可以坐在上面

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如果我們賣出一百多張椅子的話　我會擁有更多的權力

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所以　我會非常感謝你們如果至少賣出一百多張椅子

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你知道　當我們要推出這張椅子的時候　我們覺得說:嘿！這張椅子很酷呦

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看起來又好看...但

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399美　是不是有點太貴了啊　他們真的會買單嗎?

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他們不會...不會買單

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直到梗出來

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頭香梗圖

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梗圖回顧 不不不 這是LWIAY　給我搞清楚來 小蠢蛋

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪ LWIAY ♪

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好朋友才會做的事.　好吧

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那個其實搞不好是真的 只要你晚上願意接起我的電話jack　我晚上都會打給你跟你講我最近的感受

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然後我聽到的都是尷尬的嘆氣聲跟吟叫聲

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發生什麼事了?

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我好像看過這張梗圖第五百次了

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為什麼你們還要繼續上傳這個

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logan paul 的梗 已經過時了 停下來

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拯救別人的po文

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我的天鵝啊 這是什麼啦

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現在的梗圖越來越怪了..

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我真的不知道你的梗圖有那麼深

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嘿 那真得很深

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梗圖

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回顧👏👏

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這是一個很好看的圖诶 我真得很喜歡 感謝你 warm CUPofBATTERYacid

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最中立的新聞  華爾街新聞  PEWNEWS

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就是這樣啦 這是這樣

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pEw pew Pew PEW pEw PeW pew PEw

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他會咬人嗎 ?    不會  但他會用另外一種方式傷害你

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你媽有夠甲

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嗆爆你囉 嗆爆你啦 謝謝你

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”為什麼防彈背心不用鑽石材質去做？“ 這個我看過

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“如果鑽石是最堅硬的金屬的話”
“因為鑽石太重了，1公克的鑽石大概15公克重”

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1公克就像15公克那樣重

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其實也沒錯

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鑽石比較重

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所以量起來就會比較重(?)

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想想看整件鑽石打造的防彈背心有多重

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包準你嚇到挫賽的惡作劇

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這有"牠"，”瘦削人“，“玩具熊的五夜後宮”..

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(pews 從櫃子裡跳出來嚇大家）

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那真的有嚇到你們嗎？

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哇～你們真是一群膽小鬼

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”喔喔喔喔他突然從櫃子裡跳出來嚇歪歪我“

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一群甲  別懷疑你就是

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一個無法出櫃的男人你不害怕嗎

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噁勳！

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我以為我們可以做更好，我以為我們有進步

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擊掌！

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（咳）

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學著點，Logan Paul

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日本沒那麼多死人

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那真的不難   我真的不懂

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有點失望

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等等！別跳！pewdiepie回來了

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沒錯！他回來了！歐耶！歡呼！

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我還是不會用這拍vlog

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我不會的

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比特幣！一個經典的連環騙局

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嘿～你們要在板上更新快一點啊～好嗎

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okay? 好不

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你...你..你有點...有點晚囉

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（咳一波＋噴笑一波）

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這不能播 (笑)

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這篇超棒的但不能播給你們看好可惜

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可惡

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*躲避連環殺人犯*

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"老天鵝啊如果他找到我就死定了"

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*殺人犯拍手*

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ㄆㄧㄚˋ！ㄆㄧㄚˋ！

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(噴笑)

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”好人pewdiepie去了日本但沒拍屍體“

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這就對了！

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這是一篇假報導

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為什麼我沒得到我該有的信譽呢

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”好人pewdiepie～“

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“沒人在意”

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瑞典的化學實驗很好玩

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你在燒蝦毀？

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這什麼？

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這最好不要給我是個ok手勢 老天鵝

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哇～這..

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哈 哈 哈

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可惡

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我超級驚訝的

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哇～

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你真的嚇歪歪我

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也許下次讓火燒慢一點

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好～下一位

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188元

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不

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不..

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（噗哧）

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一百八..拜託！

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給我過來

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首先！他有..

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他有義大利原裝進口真皮嗎？

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蛤？

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他的腰椎支撐在哪？

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你不在意你的脊椎嗎？

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脊椎是無價的！

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我的椅子還可以幹嘛..

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嘿！

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你的椅子可以這樣嗎？

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蛤？

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蛤？

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蛤？

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Ye

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你的不行吧

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拿那個爛東西跟我比

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比特幣

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brofist金幣

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這就對了！這就是你的錢會在的地方

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喔～～謝謝你～～嗚嗚~

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可憐的slippy

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好好安息吧

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你媽有夠甲

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不！你才甲

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哈！抓到了吼！

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哈哈哈哈

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噢～好好笑喔

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我無法接受抄襲藝術創作的人，我極力反對

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LWIAYYYYYY!!!!

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梗圖不算藝術吧 你們別踩著這個點不放好嗎 孩子們

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加上

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你們也在這邊偷梗啊 別以為我不知道

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我知道吼

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“乾 我忘記買牛奶了”

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“FBI監視器探員：看外面”

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超可愛der~

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他保衛了他的婚姻

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更重要的是

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他還買了牛奶

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（好棒棒拍拍手）

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"兒子: 爸，為什麼我妹妹叫做獨角獸？"

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”爸爸: 你媽想要把她取名為一個不存在的東西"

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"兒子: 喔～是噢！謝啦爸”

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”爸爸: 不客氣“

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* pewdiepie玩遊戲死亡的影片*

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如果你是新來看這個頻道的人，你也許不懂這個笑話其實是真實故事改編

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是說我玩遊戲從來不會死掉

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因為我是超專業玩家

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我這一生中其實沒有犯什麼錯誤

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我從來沒有犯過任何形式上的錯誤、批判的動作

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一切都是自然而然產生，很簡單

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如果我在森林裡面看到屍體，我會跟我自己說：

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好吧我就拍張自拍照，就這樣

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但

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再多就只是會令人反感而已

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所以就離開就好，也不至於最後把自己搞崩潰

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當我在一間酒吧感到很生氣的時候，我會跟我自己說：嘿！

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別讓你內心深處的黑暗面..

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(噴笑)

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抱歉我..

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"這個圖我畫了一輩子"

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但是結果超可怕的

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我很抱歉 WT..

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那是一條屎在我鼻子下面嗎？

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我鼻子有這麼大嗎？

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開玩笑的啦

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我喜歡這風格，看起來超酷的

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Edgar也喜歡

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對吧？Edgar！你愛死了

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他說對！

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太慘了   " pewds: 這支影片多長？”

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"brad: 9..."

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"Pewds: 老天鵝啊！你好過分"

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"我沒有梗圖可以看了"

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*pewds自殺*

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*brad到了pewds的墓前*

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"brad: 十分鐘過去了..“

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如果被感動到哭了的話記得按喜歡

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有哭的話現在就去按喜歡

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我知道你哭了！

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或者至少按Ｆ鍵

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”推一堆新奇的文這樣pews就可以做出一個小時的LWIAY了“

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔

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（咳）

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拜託！

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我連要剪出10分鐘都很困難了耶

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你以為十分鐘

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你以為影片只有十分鐘

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是因為我太懶惰嗎

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是因為我不想努力嗎

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不是

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才不是你們想的那樣

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是因為內容不夠做成一個小時的影片

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(喀喳)

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聽聽看

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老天鵝啊

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那個眼睛超迷人的

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漢堡王漢堡裡的生菜

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”那不好笑，不要嘲笑他的聲音他有自閉症“

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這就是漢堡王漢堡裡的生菜！

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“別嘲笑他的聲音”

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“拜託～～～”

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漢堡王

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的生菜！！

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我不是嘲笑他，我是很害怕

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應該要感到害怕的啊

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歡迎來到 超級接班人

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這蝦毀？

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什麼啊

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好了！表演完了

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終於！

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”所有梗圖的回覆及評分“

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喔～這超棒的！

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我應該也要做一個像這樣的網頁給你們投票什麼的

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LOSS 這個得到最高分10分

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我不太記得那篇是什麼

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免費放送的梗圖

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這超用心的

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謝謝你把他們都放在一起 超棒的

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我們現在正式進入網路爆紅的主題

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就像是最關鍵的

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調味料一樣

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哈 哈 哈 哈 哈

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剛剛那超好笑的

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幹得好！ni...G..Bussss

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我以為你要騙我唸出什麼髒字

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”我好喜歡看到別人在公眾場合對著手機笑“

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“他們是收到好消息了嗎？”

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“或是是愛人傳來的訊息呢？”

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”是怎樣的訊息會在此刻帶來這麼大的快樂呢？“

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"是 pewdiepie...回來了..“

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沒錯

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來吧！讓我拭去你的淚

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抱歉

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讓我..

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(呸)

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讓我擦..

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(呸！)

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讓我幫你擦擦眼淚

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好了 不哭不哭

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看看你

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如果地球不是平的

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那Pewdiepie的椅子可以這樣躺

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為什麼不能這樣凹？

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因為那樣會很甲

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”推文如果你想Brad剪輯時把Pewds尷尬的跳..“

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“尷尬的試著躲進進衣櫃裡又跳出來的部分剪進來”

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門都沒有！

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不要

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Brad 你...

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(小狗叫)

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Brad !

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(其實這集根本不是Brad剪的)
(是我！你們的黑人代表Sive)
(我真的眼睜睜看著Pewds快得大腦動脈腫瘤)

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(噴笑)

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愛心ㄋㄟ  ㄋㄟ

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我們可以審核一下嗎？拜託

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這好噁

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！＠＃＄％＾＆＊（ ＊＆＾％＄

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（BRAD 他說謊！）

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“這幅畫我畫了39個小時，我希望你會喜歡”

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╮(╯◇╰)╭

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還可以啦

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歐不！因為這幅說只畫了38個小時，希望你會喜歡

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哇～

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超屌的

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我想我比較喜歡..

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這幅..多一些

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但這幅..這畫得超屌的

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謝謝你 這位 藝術ic猴子 網友

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(北極猴..)

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我很榮幸 真的

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你們都好有天賦

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但製作梗圖還是我最猛

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“pewdiepie玩梗圖打獵遊戲”

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(噴笑)

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我喜歡他這影片有三層的pewdiepie

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這絕對是下一個要熱銷的恐怖遊戲！

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”今天我們要來做的是肉丸“

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”今天我們要來做的是瑞典肉丸“ （笑）

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太有梗了吧

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沒別的意思 但Marzia才不會煮瑞典肉丸勒

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好來～下面一位

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這個是....哇！

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這好酷喔！

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好屌喔

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Sleepy Sapling是我最愛的 超酷耶！

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我也想把背景用得像影片裡那麼紫 看起來超屌的

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”焦慮說：如果事情變糟怎麼辦？“

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"憂鬱說：這一切都沒有意義了“

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“Felix說：拜託買我的..”

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拜託買這張椅子！

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我們要賣掉一百多張椅子喔！來吧！各位！

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百張唷！各位～快來買

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買就對了，我已經置入的很累了

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你真的關心你的

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脊椎嗎？

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剛那個握手超爛的 本來要擊掌的然後亂掉

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剛那...我再也不要跟你擊掌了

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我再也不要跟你擊掌了！

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我再也不要跟你擊掌了！！

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我再也不要跟你擊掌了！！！

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（我再也不要跟你擊掌了）

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然後我們就真的就再也沒有擊過掌了

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你們看我的臉

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”所以他才都擊拳不擊掌“

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被你發現了

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各位

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以上就是這集的LWIAY

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很開心能回來

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謝謝你們

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要繼續上傳梗圖讓LWIAY能永垂不朽

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透過上傳

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變成pewdiepie影片的一部份

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最高榮耀！

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世界級的

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記得點讚

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然後快去給我去買這椅子

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（喀）