WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.440 *music* 00:00:03.540 --> 00:00:06.160 a question 00:00:06.820 --> 00:00:08.420 that everyone is asking 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:18.200 what's it like to date PewDiePie? 00:00:20.020 --> 00:00:25.060 today is your lucky day, because that's what we're gonna find out here today 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:27.160 Date PewDiePie Simulator 00:00:27.660 --> 00:00:32.820 it's a game made by malcom_1466, 00:00:32.820 --> 00:00:33.320 (a prufessional developer) 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:35.620 and his girlfriend 00:00:37.140 --> 00:00:38.020 ...Jessica. 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:39.860 that name.. 00:00:40.720 --> 00:00:41.440 sounds... 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:45.720 familiar 00:00:45.720 --> 00:00:47.700 (Jessica creep talks) 00:00:47.700 --> 00:00:50.100 where have i heard that name before? 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:54.320 (Jessica creep talks again) 00:00:54.460 --> 00:00:55.820 - anyway, let's play it! 00:00:55.820 --> 00:00:59.660 okay, so we will get points for how we answer. 00:01:02.020 --> 00:01:08.300 *grammar pls* 00:01:08.300 --> 00:01:09.300 all right, here we go. 00:01:09.300 --> 00:01:11.300 "where you take him?" 00:01:11.500 --> 00:01:12.140 water zoo 00:01:12.500 --> 00:01:13.780 great wall of china 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:15.280 nickelback concert 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:16.280 *laughs* vidcon 00:01:16.580 --> 00:01:17.820 c'mon, we need 100 points 00:01:17.820 --> 00:01:18.400 which one is it? 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.160 Ireland 00:01:19.160 --> 00:01:20.900 *ding-a-ling* 100 POINTS! 00:01:21.300 --> 00:01:24.820 'cause you can visit a real man like "jacksepticeys" 00:01:25.780 --> 00:01:27.540 *fuck you* 00:01:27.540 --> 00:01:28.820 i already hate this quiz. 00:01:28.820 --> 00:01:30.720 "what you are wearing for him?" 00:01:30.820 --> 00:01:32.740 something light and frilly, 00:01:33.060 --> 00:01:34.580 hatsune miku cosplay, 00:01:35.180 --> 00:01:36.780 swedish flag track suit 00:01:37.340 --> 00:01:37.880 is that a thing? 00:01:37.880 --> 00:01:39.220 'cause i need that right now. 00:01:41.960 --> 00:01:43.640 gonna buy 10 of them (omg) 00:01:43.780 --> 00:01:44.460 uuhh -- anyway 00:01:44.460 --> 00:01:47.240 i see a lot of fans wearing hatsune miku cosplays so, 00:01:47.540 --> 00:01:50.620 i'm gonna go with hatsune miku cosplay. 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:52.980 0 points. "Felix is racist". 00:01:53.440 --> 00:01:55.000 WELL GODDAMMIT..! 00:01:55.100 --> 00:01:56.580 this doesn't prove anything. 00:01:56.580 --> 00:01:57.460 how many points do we have? 00:01:57.460 --> 00:01:58.180 100 points 00:01:58.180 --> 00:01:58.720 we have 100 points. 00:01:58.720 --> 00:02:01.340 "what food will you order for Felix to eat??" 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:01.840 what the fuck? 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:02.420 is this a sentence? 00:02:03.160 --> 00:02:05.400 can you fuckin' learn proper english? 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:07.240 we will eat ikea meatballs. 00:02:07.440 --> 00:02:09.460 i don't even have to read the rest.. 00:02:09.460 --> 00:02:10.100 5 points. 00:02:11.260 --> 00:02:15.080 "they are disgusting but he will like it". 00:02:15.720 --> 00:02:16.920 now listen here.. 00:02:17.180 --> 00:02:18.620 how fuckin' dare you? 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:21.780 "what music will you play for Felix in the car?" 00:02:21.780 --> 00:02:22.280 *laughs* 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:23.860 is that evanescence? 00:02:23.860 --> 00:02:25.780 *trying to pronounce malcolm language* 00:02:26.920 --> 00:02:30.520 okay, we will go with *evanescence* 00:02:30.740 --> 00:02:31.380 5 points - 00:02:31.380 --> 00:02:33.960 "'cause he needs to wake up and kill himself." 00:02:35.340 --> 00:02:35.840 fu - 00:02:36.020 --> 00:02:37.420 why are you so mean? 00:02:37.420 --> 00:02:38.300 *wake me up inside plays* 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:38.940 okay well i'll take 00:02:38.940 --> 00:02:40.040 what *burps* 5 points? 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:41.360 110 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:42.980 thank you very much. 00:02:42.980 --> 00:02:45.460 "what will you do to him at your home?" 00:02:45.980 --> 00:02:46.620 nothing, 00:02:46.620 --> 00:02:48.060 hold hands and prayer, 00:02:48.240 --> 00:02:48.800 kiss him 00:02:48.980 --> 00:02:49.540 sex him, 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:50.640 sex him hard. 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:51.880 ..sex him hard! 00:02:52.340 --> 00:02:52.980 5 points. 00:02:52.980 --> 00:02:54.960 *laughs* "this could kill him." 00:02:57.960 --> 00:02:59.400 how fuckin' dare you? 00:02:59.400 --> 00:02:59.960 sex him. 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:02.960 "bitch would cry and not become erect". 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:03.460 wow. 00:03:03.760 --> 00:03:05.600 "what about after the sex?" 00:03:05.780 --> 00:03:08.340 "call him a cab! send that bitch home!" 00:03:08.760 --> 00:03:11.100 wtf is that picture.. of Bella? 00:03:11.100 --> 00:03:12.140 that's really cool.. 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:13.800 "ask his number from him?" 00:03:14.020 --> 00:03:15.860 let him stay over the night, 00:03:16.260 --> 00:03:17.220 sex him again, 00:03:17.420 --> 00:03:20.020 slaughter him and his entire bloodline. 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:21.080 50 points. 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:22.600 what the fuck is that?! 00:03:22.780 --> 00:03:23.780 you calling me a rac- 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:24.760 - what 00:03:25.200 --> 00:03:27.400 if you have the chance, no matter the risk, 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:30.960 you must attempt to kill this asshole dead forever. he is cancer. 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:32.160 *wake me up inside plays again* 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:34.740 okay, maybe we should ask his number from him. 00:03:34.740 --> 00:03:35.380 5 points. 00:03:35.380 --> 00:03:38.260 screenshot his texts for Keem. (keemstar) 00:03:40.860 --> 00:03:41.420 i mean.. 00:03:41.720 --> 00:03:43.060 that seems possible. 00:03:43.140 --> 00:03:43.940 120 points. 00:03:44.780 --> 00:03:46.060 get Keem on the dm's. 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:47.580 why? 00:03:48.040 --> 00:03:50.920 "you probably got some nice juicy shit to try" 00:03:50.920 --> 00:03:53.480 "and ruin Felix's life with! Great job!" 00:03:54.040 --> 00:03:56.040 "but could have been better..." 00:03:58.140 --> 00:04:01.520 "you are the chosen one. the dark sun risen again." 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:05.360 "to save us all from the aids that is PewDiePie's channel" 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:08.880 "i have freed your mind but i can only show you the door." 00:04:08.900 --> 00:04:11.360 you're the one who must walk through it. 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:12.760 what the fu- 00:04:12.820 --> 00:04:15.520 this quiz was made by malcolm_1466 00:04:16.780 --> 00:04:18.780 congratulations disciples. 00:04:18.980 --> 00:04:21.940 we have completed phase 2 and he has no idea.. 00:04:22.320 --> 00:04:24.080 i mean.. you just told me.. 00:04:24.380 --> 00:04:26.800 dillon has distracted him long enough. 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:27.400 what the fuck? 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:29.720 soon we strike. 00:04:31.340 --> 00:04:35.860 phase 3. the killing blow. (no homo) 00:04:41.740 --> 00:04:43.740 is jessica in on this? 00:04:51.520 --> 00:04:52.020 no 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:56.420 wtf 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:08.580 that was the video. leave a like if you enjoyed, 00:05:08.580 --> 00:05:14.460 and if you did, leave a like and also.. 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