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muzica

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O intrebare

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Pe care toata lumea si-o pune

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Cum ar fii sa iesi la o intalnire cu PewDiePie?

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Astazi este ziua ta norocoasa, deoarece asta vom afla azi

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"PewDiePie Dating Simulator"

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Este un joc facut de malcom_1466

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Un developer profesionist (glumesti, nu?)

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si iubita lui

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...Jessica...

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...numele acesta......

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...suna....

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...familiar.

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(Jessica vorbeste ciudat)

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Unde am auzit acest nume inainte?

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(Jessica vorbeste ciudat din nou)

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oricum, sa-l jucam!

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Deci, O sa primim puncte in functie de cum vom raspunde

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(ce dracu)

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Ei bine, sa incepem

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In ce loc il duci?

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-parc cu apa

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-Marele Zid Chinezesc

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-concert Nickelback

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(Rasete) Vidcon

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Haide, avem nevoie de 100 de puncte

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Care sa fie?

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-Irlanda

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*Ding* 100 DE PUNCTE!

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-pentru ca poti vizita un barbat adevarat ca jacksepticeye

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Du-te dracu' >:(

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Deja urasc acest joc

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Ce ai purta pentru el?

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-ceva usor si liber

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-cosplay dupa Hatsune Miku

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-costum cu steagul Suediei

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Exista asa ceva?

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Pentru ca am nevoie de asta acum.

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O sa cumpar 10. (normal)

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Uhhh - - revenind...

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Am vazut o multime de fani care purtau cosplay-uri dupa Hatsune Miku deci,

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O sa merg pe varianta cu Hatsune Miku Cosplay

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Zero puncte. "Felix e rasist"

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EI BINE, FIR-AR SA FIE...!

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Asta nu dovedeste nimic.

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Cate puncte avem?

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O suta de puncte.

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Avem 100 de puncte.

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Ce mancare ai comanda pentru Felix sa manance?

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Ce dracu'

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Asta e o propozitie?

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Poti invata corect limba engleza?

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O sa mancam piftele de la ikea

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Nici macar nu am nevoie sa citesc restul...

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Cinci puncte.

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"Sunt dezgustatoare dar lui o sa ii placa."

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Acum asculta aici.

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Cum dracu' indraznesti?

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Ce muzica vei asculta in masina pentru Felix?

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*ras*

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Asta este Evanescence?

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*Felix incearca sa pronunte hieroglifele lui malcolm*

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Bine, vom merge pe varianta cu Evanescence

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Cinci puncte.

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"Pentru ca el trebuie sa se trezeasca si sa se sinucida."

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dra...

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De ce esti asa rautacios?

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*wake up in insideee*

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Bine o sa iau...

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*Gârâie* cinci puncte?

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O suta zece

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Multumesc foarte mult.

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Ce ai face cu el la tine acasa?

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Nimic

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Ne tinem de mana si ne rugam

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Il sarut

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Fac sex cu el

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Fac sex erotic fierbinte minunat cu el.

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...Fac sex fierbinte cu el!

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Cinci puncte.

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*Râsete* "Asta ar putea sa il omoare."

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Cum dracu' indraznesti?

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Fac sex cu el.

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Curva ar plange si nu ar deveni erect.

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Wow.

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Dar dupa sex?

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"Ii chem un taxi! Trimit tarfa asta acasa!'

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Ce dracu' e cu poza asta...cu Bella?

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ce tare...

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"I-as cere numarul de telefon"

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"Il las sa stea peste noapte"

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"Fac sex cu el din nou."

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"Il macelaresc pe el si intreaga sa linie de descendenti."

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Cinci zeci de puncte.

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Ce dracu e asta?!

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Si tu imi spui mie ca sunt ras-

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- ce

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Daca ai sansa, indiferent de riscuri

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Trebuie sa incerci sa il omori pe acest idiot pentru totdeauna. Este un cancer.

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*wake me up inside intensifies*

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Bine, poate ar trebui sa ii cerem numarul.

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Cinci puncte.

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fa-i screenshot la mesaje pentru Keem.

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Adica...

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Asta pare posibil.

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O suta doua zeci de puncte.

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De ce?

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"Probabil ai un rahat suculent ca sa incerci"

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Si sa ii ruinezi viata lui Felix! Buna treaba!'

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"Dar putea fi mai bine..."

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"Tu esti cel ales. Soarele intunecat a rasarit din nou."

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Pentru a ne salva pe toti de cancerul care este canalul PewDiePie"

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'Ti-am eliberat mintea dar eu pot decat sa iti arat usa"

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Tu esti cel care trebuie sa mearga prin ea.

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Ce dracu'?

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Jocul a fost facut de malcom_1466

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Felicitari discipolilor.

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Am terminat faza 2 si el nu are nici o idee.

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Adica...Tocmai mi-ai spus...

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Dillon i-a atras atentia destul de mult.

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Ce dracu'?

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In curand vom lovi!

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Faza 3.  Lovitura uciderii.

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Jessica este implicata in asta?

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Nu.

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Ce dracu..

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Acesta a fost videoclipul. Lasa un like daca ti-a placut,

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Si daca da lasa un like de asemenea..(niciodata sa nu uiti) nu uita sa lasi un like daca acest video ajunge la mai mult de

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Doua like-uri.

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HAhahahahhHhahaHAHhHAHAhahHHA

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Este amuzant pentru ca probabil voi face sute si sute de mii

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Dar cel putin nu am cerut like-urile la inceputul videoclipului

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Ca un retardat dracului

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Care cere like-uri

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Da-mi like-uri

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ACUM.

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AM NEVOIE

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DE MAI MULTE

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AL DRACULUI

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Like-uri. lasa un like, nu uita sa lasi un like.

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si sa te abonezi.

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Si lasa un like.

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Multumesc pentru like

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Bro- BroLike (Brofist)

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