WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.600 Hey how's it going bros, my name is Pewdiepie! 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:05.160 and welcome to 'Pants on Fire' 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:08.960 It's a little show that we shot while in Seattle for PAX 00:00:09.520 --> 00:00:13.360 and we got to strap down our friends for a lie detector test 00:00:14.220 --> 00:00:16.220 and ask them the tough questions. 00:00:16.680 --> 00:00:19.340 It's the first kind of hired production thing we did for Revelmode. 00:00:19.340 --> 00:00:22.220 I'm really excited for it and I hope you will enjoy it. 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:24.700 Jack: Do you like having cream on your face? 00:00:24.700 --> 00:00:26.000 Pewdiepie: Pie me again! 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:27.380 P: Are you into kinky shit? 00:00:27.380 --> 00:00:29.380 F: I mean... I got a boner 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:41.360 J: Are you Pewdiepie? 00:00:41.460 --> 00:00:42.420 P: No - uh, yes! 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:43.100 P: Yes 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:43.940 J: (laughs) 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:45.560 J: Come on dude! 00:00:46.700 --> 00:00:47.500 J: Truth, ok 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:48.560 P: Ah, phew! 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:50.040 J: Shit's about to get real 00:00:51.460 --> 00:00:52.420 J: Pewdiepie. 00:00:53.740 --> 00:00:55.640 J: Do you think you're the best YouTuber in the world? 00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:56.180 P: Yes. 00:00:56.660 --> 00:00:57.160 [DING] 00:00:57.380 --> 00:00:58.100 J: Truth (laughs) 00:00:58.220 --> 00:00:59.180 P: Really? 00:00:59.260 --> 00:01:00.740 J: You egotistical asshole! 00:01:00.980 --> 00:01:01.860 P: Hell yeah! 00:01:01.980 --> 00:01:04.520 P: You heard it here first folks, I'm the best YouTube channel ever! 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:06.980 J: Every YouTuber thinks they're the best 00:01:06.980 --> 00:01:08.260 J: Every YouTuber thinks they're hot shit 00:01:08.260 --> 00:01:10.100 P: Yeah, we can agree on that one 00:01:10.100 --> 00:01:13.200 J: Did you dye your hair because you were jealous of me and Mark? 00:01:14.020 --> 00:01:15.800 P: I don't know what to answer! 00:01:15.860 --> 00:01:17.760 J: Did you dye your hair because you were jealous of me and Mark? 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:19.040 P: ...no. 00:01:19.720 --> 00:01:20.360 [BUZZER] 00:01:20.900 --> 00:01:22.180 J: Jury says no, bro 00:01:22.180 --> 00:01:23.180 P: No fucking way! 00:01:23.580 --> 00:01:24.380 P: Fuck you! 00:01:24.420 --> 00:01:25.200 J: You jealous of my hair bro? 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:26.400 P: I'm not jealous 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:27.580 J: You wanted a piece - you wanted a piece - 00:01:27.580 --> 00:01:28.620 P: Why do you think I'm covering up - 00:01:28.620 --> 00:01:29.860 P: You think I wanted to look like you? 00:01:30.060 --> 00:01:31.740 P: No one wants to look - AHHH! 00:01:31.900 --> 00:01:32.640 P: You slapped my hat! 00:01:35.140 --> 00:01:36.020 P: You hit me! 00:01:36.320 --> 00:01:37.600 P: You son of a bitch 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:38.520 J: It was a lie 00:01:38.600 --> 00:01:39.100 P: No! 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:40.120 J: What's it smell like? 00:01:40.360 --> 00:01:41.600 P: OK FINE I'LL ADMIT IT! 00:01:41.660 --> 00:01:42.160 J: SMELL IT! 00:01:42.260 --> 00:01:42.880 P: I WANNA BE LIKE - 00:01:43.020 --> 00:01:44.300 J: SMELL IT!!! 00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:49.980 P: (spits) I wanna be like you Jack 00:01:50.800 --> 00:01:52.960 P: I just wanna be like you 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:55.240 P: (spits) My face burns? 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:56.500 P: It really hurts? 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:57.500 P: Is this - what is in this? 00:01:58.260 --> 00:02:00.100 J: Do you copy FilthyFrank? 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:00.760 P: No... 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:02.680 [BUZZER] 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:03.600 P: Is that like a makeup channel? 00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:05.400 P: Is - is that 00:02:05.540 --> 00:02:07.820 J: I dunno, I think the answer's somewhere inside this 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:12.380 P: Is she like uh, one of those DIY channels? 00:02:12.620 --> 00:02:13.820 J & P: maybe, maybe 00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:14.660 J: Hey, how's it going? 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:15.600 P: Can I get a kiss? 00:02:15.880 --> 00:02:16.460 J: (kiss noise) 00:02:16.620 --> 00:02:17.280 (both laugh) 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:19.080 P: Not my hair! Why would you do that! 00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:22.680 J: I have to cover up the copying! That's a truth-lie! 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:24.200 J: Maybe you get half a pie then 00:02:24.200 --> 00:02:25.240 P: What do you mean? 00:02:25.600 --> 00:02:26.960 J: It was a truth lie! 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:28.120 P: What are you - making up your own rules? 00:02:30.420 --> 00:02:32.100 (giggling and spluttering) 00:02:32.100 --> 00:02:33.540 P: Fuck that's worse! 00:02:34.020 --> 00:02:34.900 P: I HATE YOU! 00:02:35.460 --> 00:02:36.420 (Jack laughs) 00:02:36.540 --> 00:02:37.660 J: Do you hate me? 00:02:37.860 --> 00:02:38.360 P: Yes. 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:39.860 [DING] 00:02:40.040 --> 00:02:40.540 (Jack laughs) 00:02:40.540 --> 00:02:41.260 P: What is it? 00:02:41.260 --> 00:02:41.900 J: Truth! 00:02:41.900 --> 00:02:43.380 P: I KNEW IT! FUCK YOU! 00:02:44.380 --> 00:02:45.820 J: Do you like having cream on your face? 00:02:46.580 --> 00:02:47.380 P: ...yeah? 00:02:47.940 --> 00:02:48.440 [DING] 00:02:48.440 --> 00:02:49.240 J: Really?? You're into this?? 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:50.040 P: (chuckles) um... 00:02:50.040 --> 00:02:51.000 J: What's wrong with you?? 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:53.240 P: I guess I am - pie me again! 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:54.640 J: Are you into kinky shit? 00:02:55.140 --> 00:02:56.100 P: I mean, I'm - 00:02:56.100 --> 00:02:57.140 J: What are you? 00:02:57.340 --> 00:02:59.180 P: I'm tied up. I'm creamed. 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:00.840 P: I got a boner. 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:02.860 J: Do you have a boner right now? 00:03:03.040 --> 00:03:03.540 P: No. I wish. 00:03:04.660 --> 00:03:05.300 [BUZZER] 00:03:05.300 --> 00:03:06.020 (Jack laughs) 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:07.880 P: What the fuck is this? 00:03:07.880 --> 00:03:09.460 P: You wanna check that, bro? 00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:10.920 P: Come on 00:03:11.140 --> 00:03:12.900 J: Cream's hiding it, I can't see 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:14.280 P: Cream it 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:14.940 J: Well - you've got like cream on your face 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:16.280 P: Cream it dammit! 00:03:17.300 --> 00:03:18.100 P: Ohhh! 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:19.980 J: Now you definitely have a - 00:03:20.200 --> 00:03:21.040 P: What the fuck are we shooting here? 00:03:21.260 --> 00:03:22.700 J: We've 4 more pies, dude 00:03:22.700 --> 00:03:24.940 J: Do you think you saved Ken's channel? 00:03:26.220 --> 00:03:27.520 P: ...what, is he - isn't he 00:03:27.540 --> 00:03:28.560 J: He's right there, don't lie 00:03:28.740 --> 00:03:30.040 P: Is it not dead? (chuckles nervously) 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:31.320 P: Hey... 00:03:31.320 --> 00:03:32.240 Ken: I need to hear this for myself 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:33.040 P: How you doing? 00:03:33.040 --> 00:03:33.840 J: Did you save Ken's channel? 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:34.480 P: Uhh... 00:03:34.660 --> 00:03:35.580 (CinnamonEye stares) 00:03:36.180 --> 00:03:36.980 P:...yeah? 00:03:37.200 --> 00:03:37.840 [BUZZER] 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:38.500 P: Oh shit. 00:03:38.500 --> 00:03:39.740 J: (sighs) it's a lie 00:03:39.840 --> 00:03:40.480 P: Please 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:41.560 K: I think you need some pie 00:03:41.740 --> 00:03:43.040 P: I thought - I thought we were friends! 00:03:43.660 --> 00:03:44.940 P: urghhh - please! 00:03:45.140 --> 00:03:46.900 (Pewdiepie...gargles?) 00:03:46.900 --> 00:03:47.860 (Emits strange noises) 00:03:47.860 --> 00:03:48.360 P: What the fuck? 00:03:48.560 --> 00:03:49.400 K: Oh, you did it 00:03:49.440 --> 00:03:50.340 (more strange noises) 00:03:50.340 --> 00:03:51.300 (Jack laughs) 00:03:52.660 --> 00:03:54.860 [slow mo] 00:03:56.640 --> 00:03:58.240 P: Joke's on you, bitch! 00:03:59.820 --> 00:04:01.260 (everyone laughing) 00:04:03.220 --> 00:04:03.720 K: Ah! 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:10.960 J: You fucking asshole! 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:14.680 J: This has been Pewdie-Lie. Stay safe out there.