Hey how's it going bros, my name is Pewdiepie!
and welcome to 'Pants on Fire'
It's a little show that we shot while in Seattle for PAX
and we got to strap down our friends for a lie detector test
and ask them the tough questions.
It's the first kind of hired production thing we did for Revelmode.
I'm really excited for it and I hope you will enjoy it.
Jack: Do you like having cream on your face?
Pewdiepie: Pie me again!
P: Are you into kinky shit?
F: I mean... I got a boner
J: Are you Pewdiepie?
P: No - uh, yes!
P: Yes
J: (laughs)
J: Come on dude!
J: Truth, ok
P: Ah, phew!
J: Shit's about to get real
J: Pewdiepie.
J: Do you think you're the best YouTuber in the world?
P: Yes.
[DING]
J: Truth (laughs)
P: Really?
J: You egotistical asshole!
P: Hell yeah!
P: You heard it here first folks, I'm the best YouTube channel ever!
J: Every YouTuber thinks they're the best
J: Every YouTuber thinks they're hot shit
P: Yeah, we can agree on that one
J: Did you dye your hair because you were jealous of me and Mark?
P: I don't know what to answer!
J: Did you dye your hair because you were jealous of me and Mark?
P: ...no.
[BUZZER]
J: Jury says no, bro
P: No fucking way!
P: Fuck you!
J: You jealous of my hair bro?
P: I'm not jealous
J: You wanted a piece - you wanted a piece -
P: Why do you think I'm covering up -
P: You think I wanted to look like you?
P: No one wants to look - AHHH!
P: You slapped my hat!
P: You hit me!
P: You son of a bitch
J: It was a lie
P: No!
J: What's it smell like?
P: OK FINE I'LL ADMIT IT!
J: SMELL IT!
P: I WANNA BE LIKE -
J: SMELL IT!!!
P: (spits) I wanna be like you Jack
P: I just wanna be like you
P: (spits) My face burns?
P: It really hurts?
P: Is this - what is in this?
J: Do you copy FilthyFrank?
P: No...
[BUZZER]
P: Is that like a makeup channel?
P: Is - is that
J: I dunno, I think the answer's somewhere inside this
P: Is she like uh, one of those DIY channels?
J & P: maybe, maybe
J: Hey, how's it going?
P: Can I get a kiss?
J: (kiss noise)
(both laugh)
P: Not my hair! Why would you do that!
J: I have to cover up the copying! That's a truth-lie!
J: Maybe you get half a pie then
P: What do you mean?
J: It was a truth lie!
P: What are you - making up your own rules?
(giggling and spluttering)
P: Fuck that's worse!
P: I HATE YOU!
(Jack laughs)
J: Do you hate me?
P: Yes.
[DING]
(Jack laughs)
P: What is it?
J: Truth!
P: I KNEW IT! FUCK YOU!
J: Do you like having cream on your face?
P: ...yeah?
[DING]
J: Really?? You're into this??
P: (chuckles) um...
J: What's wrong with you??
P: I guess I am - pie me again!
J: Are you into kinky shit?
P: I mean, I'm -
J: What are you?
P: I'm tied up. I'm creamed.
P: I got a boner.
J: Do you have a boner right now?
P: No. I wish.
[BUZZER]
(Jack laughs)
P: What the fuck is this?
P: You wanna check that, bro?
P: Come on
J: Cream's hiding it, I can't see
P: Cream it
J: Well - you've got like cream on your face
P: Cream it dammit!
P: Ohhh!
J: Now you definitely have a -
P: What the fuck are we shooting here?
J: We've 4 more pies, dude
J: Do you think you saved Ken's channel?
P: ...what, is he - isn't he
J: He's right there, don't lie
P: Is it not dead? (chuckles nervously)
P: Hey...
Ken: I need to hear this for myself
P: How you doing?
J: Did you save Ken's channel?
P: Uhh...
(CinnamonEye stares)
P:...yeah?
[BUZZER]
P: Oh shit.
J: (sighs) it's a lie
P: Please
K: I think you need some pie
P: I thought - I thought we were friends!
P: urghhh - please!
(Pewdiepie...gargles?)
(Emits strange noises)
P: What the fuck?
K: Oh, you did it
(more strange noises)
(Jack laughs)
[slow mo]
P: Joke's on you, bitch!
(everyone laughing)
K: Ah!
J: You fucking asshole!
J: This has been Pewdie-Lie. Stay safe out there.