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Hey how's it going bros

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My name is Peeeewwwdiepie

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And welcome to Pants On Fire

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It's a little show that we shot while in Seattle for Pax

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And we got to strap down our friends

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For a lie detector test

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And ask them the tough questions

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It's the first kind of higher production thing we did for Revelmode

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I'm really excited for it and I hope you will enjoy

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*that's a cool transition*

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Jack: Do you like having cream on your face? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
 
Felix: Pie me again!

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Jack: Are you into kinky shit?

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Jack, is green

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*AWESOME INTRO*

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Jack: Are you PewDiePie?

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Felix: No (PEWDS) uh yes! Yes. *Jack laughing in the background*

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Jack: Come on dude

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Truth okay

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Jack: *slams down cards, grabs the rolly thing* Shits about to get real

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PewDiePie, (long pause) do you think you're the best YouTuber in the world?

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Felix: Yes

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Jack: Truth *lols*
Felix: Really?!

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Jack: You egotistical asshole
Felix: OH NO

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Felix: You heard it here first folks I'm the best YouTube channel ever!

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Jack: Every YouTuber thinks they're the best
Felix: Yeah thats

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Jack: Every YouTuber thinks they're hot shit
Felix: you got me on that one.

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Jack: Did you dye your hair because you were jealous of me and Mark? *YEAH FELIX?*

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Felix: I don't know what to answer!!

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Jack: did you dye your hair cause you're jealous of me and Mark?

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Felix: No.

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Jack: Jury says no, bro
Felix: no fucking way, fuck you

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Jack: *happy as shit* you jealous of my hair bro?

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Felix: I am NOT jealous of your hair
Jack: You jealous of my hair bro?

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Jack: You wanted a 
Felix: What do you think I'm covering up?

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Felix: I don't wanna look like you

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Felix: Noone wants to look like-- AAH!

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You slapped my hat! T^T

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You hit me (oh no)

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You son of a bitch!

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Jack: It was  lie.
Felix: No

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Jack: What's it smell like?

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Felix: OKAY FINE I'LL ADMIT!
Jack: Smell it

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Felix: Okay fine I'll admit it
Jack: Smell it!

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Jack: SMELL IT!!!!!!
Felix: I wanna be- I wanna be-

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*Smells it*

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ouch

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Felix: I wanna be like you Jack

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I just wanna be like you!

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*Jack be like I'm not taking this shit*

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My face burns, it really hurts, is this, what is in this?

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Jack: Do you copy Filthy Frank?

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Felix: No...

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Is that like a makeup channel?

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Is that? Is that a-
Jack: I don't know

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Felix: Does she do that-
Jack: I think the answers somewhere inside this

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Felix: is she like uh one of those uh diy channels?

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Jack: Maybe, hey how's it going?
Felix: can I get a kiss?

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Jack: *mwah *SMASHES PIE IN FACE**

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Felix: No my hair!

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Why would you do that?!

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Jack: I HAVE TO COVER UP THE COPYING!

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Jack: That's a truth lie

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Maybe you get half a pie then

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Felix: What do you meann?

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Felix: What do you mean (a bunch of times)
Jack: It was a truth lie!

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*Jack enjoying the shit out of this*

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Felix: What the fuck, that's worse

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I HATE YOU!

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Jack: Do you hate me?
Felix: Yes.

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*sorry Jelix shippers*

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Felix: What is it?
Jack: Truth

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Felix: I KNEW IT! FUCK YOU!

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Jack: Do you like having cream on your face?

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Felix: yea...

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Jack: Really?! You're into this?
Felix: I guess

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jack gets some ideas...

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What's wrong with you??

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Felix: I guess I am, pie me again!

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Jack: Are you- are you into kinky shit?

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Felix: I mean
Jack: What are you?

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Felix: I'm tied up, I'm creamed, I gotta boner...

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Jack: Do you have a boner right now?
Felix: No, I wish

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*Jack dying of laughter*
Felix: What the fuck is this??

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You wanna check that bro?

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Come on!

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Jack: Creams hiding it, I can't see

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Jack: Well you did say you like cream on your face

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Felix: Give it to me!

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I think I ship them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Felix: What the hell are we shooting here?

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Jack: We have 4 more pies dude

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Jack: Do you think you saved Ken's channel

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*Felix thinking intensely* Wait what?

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Jack: He's right there don't lie

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Felix: is it not dead?

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*MOTHERFUCKING KEN COMES OUT YEAHH!! SHIT GOT REAL*

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Felix: Heyy...
Ken: I'd really like to hear this for myself

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Jack: Did you save Ken's channel?

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Felix: Uhh.. Yeah?

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Felix: aw shit....

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Jack: It's a lie
Ken: I think he needs a pie

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Felix: Please, I thought we were friends

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* a one smash*

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Ken: Awe you did it

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*a two smash*

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*instant replay*

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creepy laugh

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Felix: Jokes on you, BITCH!

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*AHAHA YOU MISSED JACKABOY*

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*And Jack goes for the steal and!*

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*changes his mind* *Felix looks like a crazy dude*

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*CREAM FIGHTT!! EVERYONE'S DIRTY WITH CREAM *

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Jack: You fucking asshole!

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Jack: This has been PewDieLie, stay safe