WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:01.880 (kissing fingers) SOMEONE STOLE THE CAPTIONS 00:00:01.880 --> 00:00:03.680 (kissing fingers intensifies) 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:04.720 (Kissing Fingers - Dj PewDiePie ReMix) 00:00:04.720 --> 00:00:05.220 Oh! 00:00:05.220 --> 00:00:06.680 Look at that handsome face!! 00:00:07.920 --> 00:00:08.960 (blows kisses) 00:00:09.440 --> 00:00:10.500 Nose is a little big 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:12.520 Why didn't we fix this in the final build? 00:00:12.520 --> 00:00:13.620 Existor? 00:00:14.440 --> 00:00:15.160 God damn it 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:18.260 (pewds initiating awesome photoshop skillz) 00:00:21.980 --> 00:00:25.380 (we need to repair that nose) 00:00:25.380 --> 00:00:29.080 (but lets not spend a lot of money) 00:00:30.400 --> 00:00:31.780 (bug in the matrix) 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:33.320 (smiths are closing in) 00:00:35.160 --> 00:00:35.680 Mmm! 00:00:36.980 --> 00:00:37.920 Pewdiebot is here 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:40.680 Phase one of taking over the universe 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:42.240 Has been initiated! 00:00:43.120 --> 00:00:43.940 Let me just say 00:00:43.940 --> 00:00:44.660 First of all 00:00:44.660 --> 00:00:46.920 A huge thanks to everyone 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:47.580 who checked out 00:00:47.580 --> 00:00:49.520 and bought the bot 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:50.020 We- 00:00:50.020 --> 00:00:50.780 I- I understand 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:51.980 That a lot of people 00:00:51.980 --> 00:00:53.440 wanted this to be free 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:54.440 We wanted it to be free 00:00:54.440 --> 00:00:55.400 but we realized- 00:00:55.800 --> 00:00:57.420 That's going to be really hard 00:00:58.020 --> 00:00:59.360 Because I love money 00:00:59.360 --> 00:00:59.940 (fake barfs) 00:00:59.940 --> 00:01:01.460 Because the server 00:01:01.760 --> 00:01:02.720 Takes a lot of power 00:01:02.940 --> 00:01:04.560 And if we open the hellgates to 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:05.880 everyone to try out the bot 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:07.560 It's just going to be a- 00:01:07.660 --> 00:01:08.700 A- a- sh- shit storm 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:11.120 You've seen how Pokémon Go barely plays 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:13.160 It would had been a bad experience for everyone 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:13.980 But also! 00:01:14.220 --> 00:01:15.920 I know people get upset 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:16.420 at me like 00:01:16.420 --> 00:01:17.960 'He only cares about money!' 00:01:19.540 --> 00:01:20.040 Yeah. 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:22.340 It costs money to make this sorta stuff 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:23.560 But regardless 00:01:23.940 --> 00:01:24.840 I do wanna say 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:26.160 I really really appreciate 00:01:26.160 --> 00:01:27.480 that you Bros check out the game 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:29.780 (emotional music) It means you support me and what I do 00:01:29.780 --> 00:01:31.340 and that really means something to me 00:01:31.340 --> 00:01:32.920 and that you're willing to 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:34.520 spend a little money for 00:01:34.520 --> 00:01:35.500 for something like this 00:01:35.500 --> 00:01:36.520 I really appreciate that 00:01:36.520 --> 00:01:38.120 and I'm not taking that 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:39.380 by any means for granted 00:01:39.380 --> 00:01:41.180 I really really really do appreciate it! 00:01:41.540 --> 00:01:42.040 And- 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:44.120 The app got on the top list 00:01:44.120 --> 00:01:44.980 of iOS 00:01:44.980 --> 00:01:46.220 and Google Play 00:01:46.220 --> 00:01:47.280 Which is amazing! 00:01:47.420 --> 00:01:49.260 It really shows the power of you Bros 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:52.120 This- I'm not a tmartn trying to manipulate my fans 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:54.060 (Chuckles and laughs) 00:01:54.620 --> 00:01:55.560 I really mean it! 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:56.800 It's really cool 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:58.140 I- Ive- Ive- Ive- 00:01:58.140 --> 00:01:58.720 Okay (music stops) 00:01:58.720 --> 00:02:00.180 That went on way too long thank you very much 00:02:00.180 --> 00:02:01.860 lets keep going and thank you 00:02:01.860 --> 00:02:02.500 Thank you 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:04.280 Lets talk to Pewdiebot! 00:02:04.960 --> 00:02:06.860 PewDiePie talks to Pewdiebot! 00:02:06.860 --> 00:02:07.360 Lets go 00:02:07.960 --> 00:02:08.760 Hey PewDiePie. 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:10.720 "How's it going Bro?" 00:02:11.420 --> 00:02:13.200 Sounds just like me! 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:14.260 For those of you who wonder 00:02:14.260 --> 00:02:14.860 how 00:02:14.860 --> 00:02:16.660 we did it so that it's my voice 00:02:16.660 --> 00:02:17.520 I bascially 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:18.380 had to record 00:02:18.380 --> 00:02:19.600 a ton of material 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:21.640 And I had to read out setences like this: 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:23.420 "I buy three apples." 00:02:23.880 --> 00:02:25.240 "I felt quite moved." 00:02:25.940 --> 00:02:27.680 "In less than four days- 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:28.980 his deadline passed." 00:02:29.320 --> 00:02:30.680 "He gave me a cuddle." 00:02:31.440 --> 00:02:32.760 "Please take him off." 00:02:33.660 --> 00:02:34.940 "Tears will not help." 00:02:35.740 --> 00:02:37.640 (creepy echo) "She desired nothing more." 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:40.620 (Increases voice) "Our people ware hungry for peace." 00:02:41.200 --> 00:02:43.180 (Very loud & disorted) "WE WANT TO ENSURE THEY B-" 00:02:44.700 --> 00:02:46.300 I had to do this for hours 00:02:46.820 --> 00:02:47.460 and hours 00:02:48.060 --> 00:02:48.700 It was worth it 00:02:48.700 --> 00:02:49.360 I would do it again 00:02:49.600 --> 00:02:50.560 I- Ive visited 00:02:50.860 --> 00:02:51.500 Insanity 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:53.460 and ive come back from that 00:02:53.980 --> 00:02:55.500 That's what that experience was like 00:02:55.760 --> 00:02:57.140 So I'm sure you've noticed 00:02:57.140 --> 00:02:59.180 If you mention some references 00:02:59.600 --> 00:03:01.360 I'll respond accordingly 00:03:01.720 --> 00:03:02.380 Backflip 00:03:02.380 --> 00:03:03.520 I think this is an Easter Egg 00:03:04.200 --> 00:03:06.500 "*frontflip*! EGG004" 00:03:07.380 --> 00:03:07.880 Yes! 00:03:08.200 --> 00:03:09.060 Keep tweeting me 00:03:09.060 --> 00:03:10.560 if you find the easter eggs 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:11.900 There's a lot of them still missing! 00:03:12.260 --> 00:03:12.920 A lot! 00:03:12.920 --> 00:03:14.340 The majority are still missing. 00:03:15.440 --> 00:03:17.380 Maybe we made it a little too hard 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:18.860 Fist my anus 00:03:19.480 --> 00:03:20.560 "What age are you?" 00:03:20.780 --> 00:03:22.060 That is a valid question! 00:03:22.060 --> 00:03:23.060 (Laughing) 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:24.540 (Ominous music) 00:03:24.540 --> 00:03:26.740 Oh my god what the fuck did you smoke? 00:03:27.020 --> 00:03:28.080 420 00:03:30.380 --> 00:03:34.580 "What if I told you that every hour, there is a 4:20 in the world." 00:03:34.580 --> 00:03:37.580 (Intense music) 00:03:37.580 --> 00:03:38.400 Holy shit! 00:03:38.620 --> 00:03:40.740 Oh my god and his eyes lit up with it! 00:03:41.940 --> 00:03:45.480 "I don't smoke but Edgar is pretty baked!" 00:03:45.480 --> 00:03:46.160 (Chuckles) 00:03:46.160 --> 00:03:47.240 Eyyyy 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:48.180 We got Edgar 00:03:48.180 --> 00:03:49.720 "Who are you exactly!?!" 00:03:49.720 --> 00:03:50.520 (Chuckles) 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:51.660 Oh? You're asking me that? 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:53.540 I'm the real pewdiepie (poodiepie) 00:03:54.420 --> 00:03:55.460 "What are you?" 00:03:55.860 --> 00:03:57.220 The real PewDiePie (poodiepie) 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:00.760 "Say my name!" 00:04:00.900 --> 00:04:01.600 FUCK YOU 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:02.320 ASSHOLE 00:04:05.880 --> 00:04:07.140 "Where is peiwdiepie?" 00:04:07.320 --> 00:04:09.560 You can't- don't even know how to spell your own name! 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:10.600 You're a fake! 00:04:10.740 --> 00:04:12.020 I'm the real poodiepie! 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:16.480 "I the real Pewdiepie, or at least I'm the smartestest pewdiepie?!" 00:04:17.100 --> 00:04:19.000 You're the "smartestest" pewdiepie? 00:04:20.100 --> 00:04:20.660 Fuck you 00:04:20.660 --> 00:04:22.020 I didn't even write that so- 00:04:22.620 --> 00:04:23.820 Basically- oh god- 00:04:23.820 --> 00:04:26.420 The bot learns from what you Bros tell him 00:04:26.420 --> 00:04:28.600 So if you keep saying certain things 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:30.400 I'll pick up on it 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:32.320 Some stuff are scripted 00:04:32.660 --> 00:04:34.000 Some stuff are random 00:04:34.320 --> 00:04:36.740 and some stuff is just completely nonsense 00:04:36.740 --> 00:04:37.840 (Chuckles) 00:04:37.840 --> 00:04:39.600 "I'm the real Pewdiepie, 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:40.900 the other one is a fake!" 00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:41.660 No! 00:04:41.660 --> 00:04:42.160 Hey! 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:42.940 Hey! Hey! Hey! 00:04:43.180 --> 00:04:43.820 Hey! 00:04:43.820 --> 00:04:44.580 Don't listen to him! 00:04:44.960 --> 00:04:46.100 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! 00:04:46.640 --> 00:04:47.760 I'm the real poodiepie! 00:04:47.760 --> 00:04:49.360 I'M THE REAL POODIEPIE! 00:04:49.960 --> 00:04:51.300 We look very- 00:04:51.300 --> 00:04:53.100 Very similar right now 00:04:54.460 --> 00:04:56.180 We were making the game while I had the beard 00:04:56.180 --> 00:04:58.220 And we were like should I have the beard or not 00:04:58.220 --> 00:04:59.380 (Chuckles) 00:04:59.720 --> 00:05:00.560 I kinda went back 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:01.060 Ok 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:01.600 Whatever 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:02.160 Alright 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:03.360 "I'm pewdiepie!" 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:04.160 Ok, fuck you! 00:05:07.060 --> 00:05:08.580 "Lol you got pranked!" 00:05:08.980 --> 00:05:09.620 Ooohhhh! 00:05:11.440 --> 00:05:12.980 Hey speak swedish, can you do that? 00:05:13.580 --> 00:05:14.620 "Jag har små ballar!" 00:05:14.620 --> 00:05:16.460 (Laughing) 00:05:16.880 --> 00:05:17.380 Oh- 00:05:17.380 --> 00:05:18.480 I forgot I had- 00:05:18.820 --> 00:05:20.000 I have tiny balls 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:20.920 (Chuckles) 00:05:21.200 --> 00:05:22.920 I think he can say more stuff in Swedish 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:24.840 "Kou ack ack ack ack kaa." 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:25.700 (Laughing) 00:05:25.840 --> 00:05:29.080 (Rock music) 00:05:29.080 --> 00:05:29.760 (Rock music) Kou! 00:05:29.760 --> 00:05:32.040 (childrens song) ♪ Kou ack ack ack, Kou ack ack ack, 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:34.140 Kou ack ack ack ack kaa. ♪ 00:05:34.140 --> 00:05:35.380 Take it Pewdiebot! 00:05:35.380 --> 00:05:37.320 Pewdiebot: "Kou ackackackackack, 00:05:37.320 --> 00:05:39.000 kou ackackackack." 00:05:39.580 --> 00:05:40.260 (blows kiss) 00:05:40.440 --> 00:05:41.180 (blows another kiss) 00:05:41.180 --> 00:05:42.160 What a great singer 00:05:42.420 --> 00:05:44.020 Do you like markiplier? 00:05:44.020 --> 00:05:45.800 "Hello everybody! 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:46.300 Muricaplier- 00:05:46.300 --> 00:05:47.340 Here! *BroFist!*" 00:05:47.340 --> 00:05:49.120 Muricaplier! (laughing) 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:49.620 Edgar 00:05:50.380 --> 00:05:51.840 "It's DEUTSCHLAND!!" 00:05:51.840 --> 00:05:52.840 DEUTSCHLAND! 00:05:52.840 --> 00:05:54.120 (Chuckles) 00:05:54.380 --> 00:05:55.680 "I love Maya, 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:57.260 but Edgar is satan." 00:05:57.480 --> 00:05:59.480 Well a- he ain't lying bout that 00:05:59.660 --> 00:06:00.660 Alright bye 00:06:01.420 --> 00:06:02.500 "Stay awesome bro!" 00:06:02.660 --> 00:06:03.980 Stay awesome bro! 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:06.120 (Cringing) OOOOOO- 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:06.620 K! 00:06:06.620 --> 00:06:07.980 We're gonna keep updating it! 00:06:07.980 --> 00:06:09.260 Keep looking for easter eggs Bros 00:06:09.260 --> 00:06:09.760 I really- and 00:06:09.760 --> 00:06:10.660 tweet them at me 00:06:10.660 --> 00:06:11.540 If you can find them 00:06:11.540 --> 00:06:13.260 I love it that you Bros tweet me the conversations 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:14.220 that you have as well 00:06:14.220 --> 00:06:15.540 there's some really really funny ones 00:06:15.880 --> 00:06:17.900 Ah- and I really enjoy reading those 00:06:17.900 --> 00:06:19.740 You'll be able to talk to me in your own language 00:06:19.740 --> 00:06:20.520 Which is really cool 00:06:20.520 --> 00:06:21.060 I think 00:06:21.060 --> 00:06:23.060 Don't want to promise too much 00:06:23.060 --> 00:06:23.800 But there will be more! 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:24.940 Thank you everyone 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:27.240 So much for supporting this! 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:28.200 (Screen disorting / Teleportation effect) Eh- stop! stop right there! 00:06:28.200 --> 00:06:29.260 Stop right- there! 00:06:29.260 --> 00:06:30.460 Pewds from the future here 00:06:30.460 --> 00:06:31.840 I got an announcement to make 00:06:31.840 --> 00:06:33.820 Now- I think we've- 00:06:33.820 --> 00:06:35.140 we've made a mistake 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:36.440 And I'm here to correct it 00:06:36.440 --> 00:06:37.640 Pewdiebot is Free! 00:06:37.640 --> 00:06:38.560 It's free! 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:39.720 You guys can check it out 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:41.100 even if you got it 00:06:41.100 --> 00:06:42.020 pewdiebot.com 00:06:42.020 --> 00:06:43.360 Now everyone can play with it 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:45.000 The reason why we put a price on the bot 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:45.500 was because 00:06:45.500 --> 00:06:46.880 we knew the servers 00:06:46.880 --> 00:06:48.500 would be completely fucked 00:06:48.500 --> 00:06:50.000 if we just opened the Hellgates 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:51.420 But now that the first wave 00:06:51.420 --> 00:06:52.720 is kind of gone 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:54.520 I feel that we can hande it and- 00:06:54.520 --> 00:06:55.120 To be honest 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:56.480 We really wanted it to be free 00:06:56.480 --> 00:06:57.540 from the begining 00:06:57.540 --> 00:06:59.260 A lot of you Bros have been requesting it 00:06:59.260 --> 00:07:01.260 and it feels like the right way to have it 00:07:01.500 --> 00:07:02.540 It does have Ads on it 00:07:02.540 --> 00:07:04.240 and doesn't include the easter eggs 00:07:04.240 --> 00:07:06.240 That's still only for the app versions 00:07:06.400 --> 00:07:08.800 So only if you have the app you can find the easter eggs 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:10.800 I love seeing you Bros reaction to this game 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:11.300 And- 00:07:11.300 --> 00:07:13.300 Please keep sending then to me 00:07:13.300 --> 00:07:14.940 It's so funny to read all the conversations 00:07:14.940 --> 00:07:16.300 That you have with Pewdiebot 00:07:16.300 --> 00:07:16.800 And yeah! 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:18.040 I hope you have fun with it! 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:19.980 I think- It's a really really cool thing 00:07:19.980 --> 00:07:21.400 And I just wanna say 00:07:21.400 --> 00:07:22.600 Huge thanks! 00:07:23.220 --> 00:07:24.580 From the bottom of my heart 00:07:24.580 --> 00:07:25.380 That 00:07:25.380 --> 00:07:26.400 To everyone 00:07:26.400 --> 00:07:27.720 That supported the Pewdiebot 00:07:27.720 --> 00:07:28.820 And- and got the app 00:07:28.820 --> 00:07:30.220 I thought it was so cool to see 00:07:30.220 --> 00:07:32.500 That it got on the top list of sales 00:07:32.500 --> 00:07:33.160 And- 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:35.440 I really really do appreciate that you Bros support- 00:07:35.440 --> 00:07:36.780 That kind of stuff that 00:07:36.780 --> 00:07:37.300 I make 00:07:37.300 --> 00:07:38.380 And put out there 00:07:38.380 --> 00:07:40.000 It- It does mean a lot to me 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:40.740 So yeah! 00:07:40.740 --> 00:07:41.500 Thanks again! 00:07:41.500 --> 00:07:42.000 And- 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:43.300 I'll see you Bros 00:07:43.300 --> 00:07:44.320 When the next video 00:07:44.580 --> 00:07:45.620 And as always- 00:07:45.860 --> 00:07:47.360 Stay awesome Bros! *BroFist!* 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:49.300 "Just looking at myself like that 00:07:49.300 --> 00:07:50.640 is terrifying!" 00:07:50.640 --> 00:07:51.620 "He have great hair though 00:07:51.620 --> 00:07:52.600 it looks very nice." 00:07:53.540 --> 00:07:55.680 "Hey don't smile back at that! (Chuckles)" 00:07:55.680 --> 00:07:57.680 sub to me deathcheater lollllollolololl 00:07:57.680 --> 00:07:59.680