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(親手聲)

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天啊！看看這英俊的臉龐

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[自戀傾向*]

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鼻子有點太大了...

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為什麼發佈的時候沒修好這貨？

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天殺的

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[奇怪的音效]

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Pewdiebot™登場

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侵略宇宙第一階段已經啟動

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我想說 首先呢

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感謝所有捧場購買這app的粉絲

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我也知道有很多人希望這是免費的

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我們也希望他是免費的
但我們發現

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其實不太可能....

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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因為我很愛錢...

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[嘔]

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其實是因為伺服器要承受很大的流量

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而如果我們打開地獄之門(開放免費)
讓大家都能下載的話

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那就會的變成一團亂(狗屎雨)

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你們也看到PokemonGo™幾乎不能玩
(伺服器頻頻當機)

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這樣就會讓玩家的感受很差

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另一方面
我也知道很多人對我很不爽因為:

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[飆高音]他只在乎錢錢<--(事實

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爽啦

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但做這種東西是要錢的好嗎

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但是我真心想說的是

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真的很感謝你們能捧場這款遊戲

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[催淚鋼琴音]
代表你們支持我所做的事

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而這對我而言意義深重

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你們願意花一點錢為了這種東西

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我真的很感激

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而我不會在任何角度上
認為這是應該的

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我真的真的真的很感激

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這款app也在iOS與google play上達到了熱銷排行

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真的很棒

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也顯現出粉絲們的力量

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我不是TMartin(一位youtuber)
試著要洗腦我的觀眾

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[笑場]

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我是認真的

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這真的很酷

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我....痾....好吧(詞窮)

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屁話講太多了
總之很感謝你們

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我們繼續吧

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謝謝

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謝謝(第二次)

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我們來看看Pewdiebot™吧

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Pewdiepie™對上Pewdiebot™

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來吧

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嘿Pewdiepie

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-安怎?

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聽起來竟然跟我一樣!!

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對於那些想知道我們是怎麼弄成我的聲音的

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基本上我就需要錄一大堆媒材

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然後我就要唸一大堆這種東西

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-我買了三顆蘋果

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-我感到心動

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-在不到四天之內,他的截稿日就過了

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-他給我秀秀(拍拍)

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-請把它脫掉

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-眼淚有害無益

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[大聲]
-她的要求不多

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[噪音警告!]
-我們的人民渴望和平

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[rip耳機用戶]
-我們想要肯定彼此

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而我要連續念這貨好幾個小時

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值得的啦~

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我還會再做一次

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錄這東西讓我得了精神病

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然後又痊癒了

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這就是那種感覺

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所以你會發現

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如果你提到一些特別的問題
我會很精闢的回答

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後空翻*

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我想這是個彩蛋

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-前翻!

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{Egg004}(天啊他的臉

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沒錯哈

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找到彩蛋的話隨時都可以tweet我

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還有很多未知的彩蛋

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很多*

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大部分都未被發現

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也許我們做得太深奧了

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用拳頭擠我的肛門

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-你幾歲?

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這是個無效的問題

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[自嗨p2.]

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[鐘聲]

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我的天啊

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你都吸了些什麼呀(毒品)

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420

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-如果我告訴你每個小時 全世界都有一個地方正在過4:20

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[震驚科學新知吸收配樂]

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我的天

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我的天他的眼睛還變紅色的

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我不吸菸/毒
但Edgar還蠻熟的!?

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哎呀呀

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抓到Edgar了

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-你到底是誰!?

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[哈]

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歐你再問我這蠢問題嗎?

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林北就是正宗poodiepie™

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-你是誰?

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正港pooodiepie™

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-說我的名字

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去你媽的王八蛋

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-屁弟派在哪

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你連自己名字都不會拼咧(發音)

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你這贗品!

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林北才是正港的屁弟派

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-我才是真的屁弟派

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至少是最聰明的屁弟派

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你說你是最聰明的屁弟派

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幹你娘

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那根本不是我寫的

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所以

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基本上

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歐天哪

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這機器貨就是學你們教他的

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所以你們如果繼續講這種東西

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林北也會知道

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有些是安排好的

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有些是隨機的

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而有些就純粹是無意義的屁話

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-我是真正的屁弟派
另外一個是山寨品

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不...不...嘿

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別聽他瞎扯

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別相信他的話

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我才是真正的屁弟派 x2

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我們看起來都很年輕

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看起來很相近

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唉*

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我們做這遊戲時我有留鬍子

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然後我們就在討論是否要保留鬍子

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我就有點反對

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好吧

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隨便啦

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嘿啦

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-我是屁弟派

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好啦去死

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沈默*

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-lol你被耍了

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歐!!!!![黑人群起激昂]

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好來講瑞典文
你行嗎?

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[瑞典話聽不懂]

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歐我忘了...我

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我蛋蛋很小

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我記得我可以講超過七種瑞典話

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-Kou ack ack ack ack kaa

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[笑]

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Kou ack ack ack ack kaa

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屁弟機器人接下去吧!

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[屁弟機器人歌唱]

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[繼續自戀親手]

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多麼完美的歌聲呀

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你喜歡markiplier嗎?

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-哈囉各位我是markiplier

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Markiplier

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Edgar

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-是德國!!

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德國!

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-我愛Maya

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-但edgar是撒旦

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好吧各位 他沒有說謊

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好吧 掰

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-保持完美 兄弟!

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保持完美 兄弟!

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[亂吼]

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好喔!

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我們會繼續更新

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繼續尋找彩蛋吧各位

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然後找到的話記得一定要tweet出去呦

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我喜歡你們tweet給我你們的對話

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有一些真的很爆笑

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我也很喜歡看那些

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你也能用自己的語言跟我對話
超酷的

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不敢保證太多
但還會有更多

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超級感謝你們支持這個app

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啊啊暫停

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給我暫停

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我是來自未來的屁弟派
我有話要說

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我們好像講錯了

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我要來更正

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Pewdiebot是免費的

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免費的呦!

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你們可以去瞧瞧

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就算你有了

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Pewdiebot.com

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現在大家都可以玩了 ya!

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我們之所以收錢是因為我們知道伺服器會爆掉

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如果打開地獄之門的話
但現在熱潮已經過去了

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我覺得我們可以承受

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老實說我們一開始就很想讓他免費

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很多粉絲也一直要求免費

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感覺上這樣才是正確的

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他有廣告但是沒有彩蛋
彩蛋依舊是付費版限定

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所以如果你有這款app
你就可以尋找彩蛋

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我喜歡看你們對這款遊戲的反應也請繼續傳給我看

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讀你們和pewdiebot的對話真的很好笑

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希望你們也玩得開心

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我覺得這是件很酷的事情

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我打從心底真心的感謝大家支持pewdiebot
也下載了app

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看到他在熱銷榜上真的很酷
也真的很感謝(是要說幾次)你們對我的支持

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那真的對我而言意義深重

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所以 再次感謝

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然後我們下次見

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[ㄇㄨㄚ*]
如往常

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保持完美

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[翻譯好累]