WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:06.300 --> 00:00:09.140 Just another day 00:00:09.840 --> 00:00:12.320 Just another.. Million subscribers 00:00:13.820 --> 00:00:16.360 Let's check how much money my last video made. 00:00:18.200 --> 00:00:19.740 Music Plays 00:00:26.700 --> 00:00:27.200 What? 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:28.300 What?? 00:00:28.700 --> 00:00:30.120 This is NOT a drill! 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:32.040 That's right, it's me.. 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:33.180 "Dillon The Hacker" 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:34.300 And if you're watching this.. 00:00:34.300 --> 00:00:35.480 I can't click away! 00:00:36.220 --> 00:00:37.540 Then my plan has succeeded! 00:00:37.860 --> 00:00:42.700 If you're watching this, then I've officially hacked into live PewDiePie video! 00:00:42.900 --> 00:00:44.240 How is this possible? 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:46.000 How the f*ck did he hack me? 00:00:46.780 --> 00:00:47.800 Hello bro army... 00:00:48.380 --> 00:00:49.360 Today's the day 00:00:49.980 --> 00:00:52.040 you learn to respect big daddy Dillon! 00:00:52.160 --> 00:00:53.960 (The professional hacker) 00:00:54.260 --> 00:00:54.800 NEVER! 00:00:55.380 --> 00:00:58.820 I will never show a spit of respect for you Dillon! 00:00:59.400 --> 00:01:01.380 Not after what you did... 00:01:03.120 --> 00:01:05.560 That's right, I'm going shirtless for this one! 00:01:05.940 --> 00:01:07.000 Oh yeeeah? 00:01:07.820 --> 00:01:09.900 Well, two can play that game! 00:01:23.360 --> 00:01:24.940 Nothing gay about that... 00:01:25.220 --> 00:01:27.240 Australian outback style baby! 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:29.920 I just hacked the biggest YouTube channel in the world 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:31.680 Well.. Second to mine 00:01:32.020 --> 00:01:34.300 And I want you to see me in all my glory 00:01:34.740 --> 00:01:39.040 (And now that I hacked a PewDiePie video, I have just one thing to say..) 00:01:39.540 --> 00:01:42.120 One thing, to tell the entire world.. 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:44.260 PewDiePie's channel belongs to me NOW! 00:01:44.780 --> 00:01:46.800 NO!! (do you understand me Bro Army?) 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.700 NO!! (Are you listening to me?) 00:01:49.080 --> 00:01:50.720 NEVER!! (You lead to me into this!) 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:53.060 You've made me, what I AM 00:01:53.300 --> 00:01:57.060 And you will! witness MEEEE! 00:02:00.940 --> 00:02:04.380 What the f. Did he just spray paint his f*cking face? 00:02:11.760 --> 00:02:13.540 This is outrageous! 00:02:19.540 --> 00:02:21.160 How the fuck did he hack me? 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.040 Do you see this chair? 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:24.660 Do you? 00:02:28.660 --> 00:02:33.680 Why did you have to hack me? You knew, hacking was my biggest weakness.. 00:02:34.540 --> 00:02:36.520 You know... How to play.. 00:02:38.200 --> 00:02:39.760 .. this game.. 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:44.700 This is only the beginning.. Bro Army 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:51.300 Because with my new hacking technique, I will be able to insert myself, to ANY.. PewDiePie video 00:02:51.940 --> 00:02:52.900 From now on... 00:02:53.900 --> 00:02:57.860 You'll never know, when or where I might show up.. 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:00.000 This is only the beginning.. Bro Army.. 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:02.100 It's only the beginning 00:03:04.780 --> 00:03:05.800 Oh my god.. 00:03:07.640 --> 00:03:09.620 A new hacking technique 00:03:10.140 --> 00:03:12.680 A new technique has been uncovered 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:15.580 Well.. 00:03:17.180 --> 00:03:20.860 You're not the only one that has a trick or two up a sleeve 00:03:21.660 --> 00:03:23.900 I know the ultimate hacking group 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:25.160 .. of all time 00:03:26.520 --> 00:03:28.360 and he follows me on Twitter 00:03:47.860 --> 00:03:48.580 of course! 00:03:53.940 --> 00:03:55.780 It looks like, it's time... 00:04:01.700 --> 00:04:03.340 ..to hack back! 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:15.160 It's working 00:04:18.420 --> 00:04:22.100 oh god, it's dangerous, if this continues.. I could die 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:28.800 oh, I'm hacking so hard right now! 00:04:35.960 --> 00:04:37.720 The vape god is on my side.. 00:04:48.760 --> 00:04:50.200 hardcore metal music 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:54.460 alright bros! 00:04:55.080 --> 00:04:56.360 it looks like I'm in 00:04:58.080 --> 00:04:59.360 where the f*ck am I? 00:05:00.260 --> 00:05:02.580 Matthew McConaughey, is that you? 00:05:02.700 --> 00:05:03.840 you cry? 00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:05.560 Are you crying like a little b*tch? 00:05:05.760 --> 00:05:07.720 Matthew I don't want your subs.. Don't worry 00:05:07.840 --> 00:05:10.400 Now help me, help me find the other side 00:05:10.660 --> 00:05:13.940 That's it Matthew, I'll come back for you tonight 00:05:14.620 --> 00:05:17.720 Alright, I'm trying hacking again, this time it should work 00:05:20.180 --> 00:05:23.160 Top of the morning to you ladies, my name is JackSepticEye (what?!) and welcome to.. 00:05:23.520 --> 00:05:25.820 I hacked the wrong channel again.. God Damn It!! 00:05:25.820 --> 00:05:26.600 Why does this feel 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:28.600 very similar to the PewDiePie channel? 00:05:28.740 --> 00:05:30.260 But still, not really. 00:05:30.260 --> 00:05:32.120 -Kinda reminds of like.. PewDiePie or something 00:05:46.400 --> 00:05:47.360 Is it workin'? 00:05:47.940 --> 00:05:48.740 Did it work? 00:05:50.020 --> 00:05:50.520 Yes! 00:05:51.380 --> 00:05:53.140 Oh, thank god, we're back! 00:05:54.420 --> 00:05:54.920 Ah! 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:56.680 Dillon The Hacker 00:05:57.340 --> 00:05:58.940 You may look sexy as f*ck 00:05:59.460 --> 00:06:01.300 but you got nothing on these 00:06:02.660 --> 00:06:07.340 Let's take 00:06:07.340 --> 00:06:08.280 this next battle in to into real life? 00:06:08.280 --> 00:06:15.280 'Cause it's about to f*ckin'.. It's about to slam it out. We're gonna slam it out. We gonna OH - slam it out -Dude 00:06:15.820 --> 00:06:16.460 F*ck yea! 00:06:16.760 --> 00:06:17.720 I beat you! 00:06:18.440 --> 00:06:18.940 Loser 00:06:19.480 --> 00:06:20.440 Piece of tra.. 00:06:23.820 --> 00:06:24.580 Zero? 00:06:27.580 --> 00:06:30.580 N..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... 00:06:32.140 --> 00:06:33.420 Bon jovi songs play 00:06:41.220 --> 00:06:42.520 Subtitles made by random PewDiePie subscriber and The Kid Cousins! Edited by AresGames.