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WTF Pewds

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Hey! How's it goin guys?

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Surprised ya didn't I?

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Welcome to LWIAY!

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*Pewdie-rex sinks back to natural habitat*

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Welcome everybody to LWIAY!

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YouTube's favorite show and your's too I hope of course.

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Remember to subscribe if you haven't already.

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Don't you just hate when people ask you to subscribe?

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When literally, it's just been fifteen seconds of the video.

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How shameless can you possibly be? Anyway have I told you about my chair? It's a great price

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Its only 399! And got matching headphones!

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Free shipping if you are in Canada

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Shoutout to my Canadian SquadFam. How do you do?

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Anyway...How's your sex life?

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Last week I asked you to get me some memes which I ask you every single week. This channel is literally just memes right now.

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Upvote to remind Felix of the peak of his career.

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This is a classic attempt of you guys to try and make fun of me. All right like that was a cringy performance

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Why the hell did you sing live when you literally have zero singing talent, huh?

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You know a lot of people look at YouTube as a as a great way to make your dreams come true. Go onstage

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Have an audience have people that appreciate what you do go out and have fan meetups and meet and greets.

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When literally I just want to sit here and look at memes alright. That's all I want. I want none of that

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things that disappear when you need them the most your keys your wallet your phone Friday when

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You guys are such whiny little

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Crybabies fridays with pewdiepie was the show I did back in the day and everyone is like

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Literally I could call this show Fridays repeater pie and you'd all be like oh

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When it's the same thing it's the same thing it was a show based on community activity

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And I brought it back and it's been back this whole time

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But you're too dumb to even realize it because you're all just a bunch of whiny crybabies

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Someone's murder normal people. They go they come home. They go to sleep

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It's actually really comfortable in there the mother art gay

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Navy and like

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Half of these are not even pewdiepie related

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It's great keep it up the life speedify the better alright because the nice complaining and whining

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about me black ops 2 black ops 3 black ops for

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Backup 30 legit five years ago fine. I made this fake video called black ops for

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When it's literally just clickbait, I think I played spyro or something we got free running, and I was like alright

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So how do I make that the logo looks looks stupid and realistic at the same time?

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I just add another another bar on the logo, and they did it absolute mad land

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I predict everything because I'm a genius that's right. Can we bring back that good old meme?

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Huh who would win their most trusted name in news CNN?

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Don't make me laugh some guy with a broken chair

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What do you mean broken chick

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But can you dodge this?

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Yeah, I can alright my latest video, 4:24, you're welcome

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I bet you couldn't make a sentence without a you thought

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You just did something here didn't you well sorry to burst your bubble?

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but numerous senses could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon pub G

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PewDiePie pub G for kids PewDiePie for kids, that's

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Right I Make Really Edgy And Really

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wacky jokes that

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Jack films

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Fans wouldn't even understand the level of My

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Comedy, so I made this Android app called 'Pewdifire'

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For real?

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I gotta check that out. Oh my god. It's right there. Oh my god. It's live what the hell

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Doctor you have cancer you're gonna die man. No you doctored

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All this time we had the cure for Cancer

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And it was memes that makes no sense

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The paradox when you had kale for lunch, and the green screen does its job

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Yeah, I really appreciate that I have really great editors that really fixes

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These small weird things instead of putting more attention to them if you're having a bad

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if you're having a bad day remember that a man from Canada known as

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bitch'll Angelo uses a GPS tracker of his bike rights to draw pictures Wow

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Still don't understand my god, so annoying oh

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I get it you edit it in me in my own video

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criticizing myself oh how clever

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So annoying it's just annoying people like this people like this shit. This is really confusing because I'm wearing the same shirt

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There's too many there's too many PewDiePie's in one screen here, what's I?

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Sometimes wonder what happened to Falcon never oh look at this and another classic

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Week's parody pie after retirement

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Legit like I'm already in my retirement

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I don't think you guys understand all I do all day is sitting this extremely comfortable chair have I told you about

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Anything ahead, and I look at means

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Okay, I am already living there retirement life

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Guys no bullying, please okay, you should be striking down on bullying videos, so

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Please don't bully Miss Piggy. She I don't want her to. New meme becomes popular PewDiePie

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Pewdiepie always kills the memes

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Twelve-year-old crybabies, please, okay, I have the freshest memes all the time I

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Elevate the memes I'm the catalyst of memes alright

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I make the memes become memes that's how influential I am okay, so don't come crying with your oh. He killed the meme

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Who this is as bad as?

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Behind the meme okay accept me for the Messiah that I am instead of hating

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"STOP HATING I LOVE EVERYBODY"

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we are now entering the second page of means we step it up a bit

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These are supposed to be the the middle-class meme

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Let's see how they do peer deep I can surely do this but can he do this

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Why did they get out this joke has been made a million times legit?

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I have fans walking up to me and putting out their hand awkwardly being hey. Hi. What are you gonna do now? Huh?

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What are you like come on? I know how to shake a hand

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All right, I know how it's done. Please stop wasting my time and spreading your germs to me all right

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I don't want to touch you why do you think I meant that the brofist because?

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Little as possible human contact misery man breaks into multiple woman's homes to tell them he

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Respects them in celebration of International Women's Day Wow can we get a round of applause to?

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Jason Augustine everybody a true member of the respecting women society and we salute you

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Steve Jobs

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Reppin that Tsuki merch come on next thing you're gonna say it

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We didn't we ripped off that as well. people still talk about this. I said if I get a hundred thousand subscribers

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I will strip on camera hashtag strip for us boots, and I still haven't done it

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if

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I get ten million subscribers. I will do nudes how about that? Oh, that's sick

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Edgar the dog and Felix the Human. Aww Edgar thats so cute

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How many children have mental health disorders? That's right? You can joke about a mental health disorder, that's fine

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man Edgar got bigger Wow damn buy the merch

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Please buy the merch. Where will he come from this time all the interest possible hey?

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What's up, guys laying on his $399 chair be sauced I'll jump scare probably answering the door

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Oh, oh, oh looks like I was ahead of you little no

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Brad the Edit King oh look at that Brad you get to get recognized as well

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Too bad no one cares about size

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skip ad' 399, and I said skip ad

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No no no no no guys whoa

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This is strangely hypnotizing oh because I'm Joe okay, because there's the same thing Wow

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disgusted creative and unique editing trick to make video funnier

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to achieve fake

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How about that Brad Wow

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Okay, I've seen this one. It's honestly so cool that anime thing in the background

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Where is it from I need to know normally?

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I feel really weird about Peter Pine tattoos, but I honestly think it doesn't even look bad like it's a proper tattoo

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And of course who wouldn't want a pewdiepie tear meme on your skin forever

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*reads text*

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