WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.080 *(music)* 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:07.840 *(throwing up noise )* 00:00:07.840 --> 00:00:09.600 MY NEW COMPANY 00:00:09.600 --> 00:00:11.720 B3 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:13.880 BIG BOUNCY BOOBIES 00:00:14.020 --> 00:00:15.540 alright who's got the biggest titties? 00:00:15.820 --> 00:00:17.140 flat chest Zoey 00:00:17.200 --> 00:00:17.940 GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!! 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:19.800 GET THE FUCK OUT ZOEY!!!!! 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:20.560 Kiana 00:00:20.740 --> 00:00:21.360 *swooshing sound* 00:00:21.360 --> 00:00:23.040 you got that ass, but GET OUT!! 00:00:23.180 --> 00:00:24.660 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE ME FOR !!!! 00:00:24.880 --> 00:00:27.440 WE'RE CALLED BIG TITTY TITTIES!!!!! 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:29.840 Nikki, you look like you're from tumblr 00:00:29.980 --> 00:00:30.900 *spits* 00:00:31.040 --> 00:00:32.000 I despise you 00:00:32.220 --> 00:00:33.380 i hate your guts 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:34.260 *spits* 00:00:34.480 --> 00:00:35.700 But business is business 00:00:36.060 --> 00:00:36.900 and you're hired Nikki 00:00:37.080 --> 00:00:38.040 Billy you're in 00:00:38.040 --> 00:00:38.840 *fart noise* 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:40.900 ok we got Lilanni 00:00:40.900 --> 00:00:43.480 she's asian fla - FLAT CHEST!!!!! 00:00:43.660 --> 00:00:44.340 LILANNI!!!! 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.140 WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EVEN ???!!!!! 00:00:46.160 --> 00:00:46.820 GET OUT !!!!! 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:47.640 alright zoey 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:48.580 ZOEY!!!! 00:00:48.580 --> 00:00:50.100 WE HAD THIS TALK BEFORE !!!! 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:51.320 it's time to hire another one 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.360 ok we got Lillian 00:00:52.360 --> 00:00:53.860 she's teen, tatoos 00:00:53.980 --> 00:00:55.880 FUCK OFF FUCK OFF LILLIAN!!!! 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:58.580 why is this so hard? 00:00:58.740 --> 00:00:59.720 alright were hiring her 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.000 you better get some implants 00:01:01.140 --> 00:01:02.220 alright what her cup size? B tha- 00:01:02.220 --> 00:01:03.740 *pewds burps * 00:01:04.020 --> 00:01:06.040 where are all the big breasted women? 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:07.140 FINALLY !!!!! 00:01:07.140 --> 00:01:08.660 A GIFT FROM THE GODS!!! 00:01:08.660 --> 00:01:10.140 Candice!!!!! 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:11.140 *titty slap noise* 00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:12.340 you're in 00:01:12.440 --> 00:01:13.760 fuck sake you're all useless 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:14.940 1 dollar per hour 00:01:14.940 --> 00:01:15.920 Kiana you're in 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:17.260 Tiffany !! 00:01:17.440 --> 00:01:18.500 one dollar an hour 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.900 TIFFANY YOU'RE IN !! 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:22.120 YOU'RE IN, NOW BUY ME SHOES 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:23.180 OMG ZOEY 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.000 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU TRYING ??!!!! 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:27.720 HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU ZOEY !!!!!!!! 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:30.580 GET THE FUCK OUT AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!!!!!!! 00:01:30.660 --> 00:01:32.160 YOU GOT ZERO POTENTIAL !!!! 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:33.340 ZERO !!!! 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:34.180 hey tifanny 00:01:34.180 --> 00:01:36.320 wear this but plug while you go shopping 00:01:36.320 --> 00:01:36.980 tiffany says: leave it to me 00:01:36.980 --> 00:01:40.140 Mmmmm. 00:01:40.140 --> 00:01:40.860 BUTT PLUG !!!!!! 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:44.080 ALRIGHT ZOEY YOU WANNA WORK IN THIS BUSINESS SO HARD ??!!! 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:45.320 HERE!!! 00:01:45.420 --> 00:01:46.480 TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:47.460 *Throws Buttplug* 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:48.620 find me some cigarittes 00:01:48.620 --> 00:01:49.960 AND FUCK OFF !!!!! 00:01:49.960 --> 00:01:51.700 i'm gonna have to hire my last girl Marlina 00:01:51.700 --> 00:01:52.360 Marlina says : naturally 00:01:52.420 --> 00:01:53.580 but she said naturally 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:55.800 BUT AIN'T NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT THAT GIRL 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:57.400 omg that money !!! 00:01:58.060 --> 00:01:58.900 FINALLY!!! 00:01:59.180 --> 00:02:01.500 finally i'm ruling the pimp business 00:02:01.800 --> 00:02:04.360 my mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now. 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.880 the way i handle women with such dignity and respect. 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:09.480 even tumblr would approve of this video. 00:02:09.980 --> 00:02:12.360 HAIL TO THE PIMP KING PEWDIEPIE!!!!!! 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:13.960 PIMPDIEPIE BITCH !!!! 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.440 THATS ME MOTHERFUCK-- 00:02:15.460 --> 00:02:16.560 *blaring noise* 00:02:16.760 --> 00:02:19.840 Pewdiepie in this bitch with the 47 mil everybody wanna be him 00:02:19.860 --> 00:02:23.660 Pimpin the titties the booby comittee is bouncin around and we shooting for 50 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:26.860 racks on racks I aint talking bout the cash got the boobies lookin at me and im feeling on her ass 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:30.280 bro fist to the friends staying down til the end got love for the fans and the haters never win 00:02:30.340 --> 00:02:31.660 HOWS IT GOIN BROS 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:35.240 Felix in the cut with another funny clip, hit the sub won't miss, got the playlist jumpin, 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:38.360 audio bumpin, do it for the bros and you know we all love it *DJBOOTYBUTT*