WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.080 *Tom and Jerry soundtrack* 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:07.840 *sumukang Pewds* 00:00:07.840 --> 00:00:09.600 ANG BAGO KONG KOMPANYA! 00:00:09.600 --> 00:00:11.720 B3 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:13.880 MALAKING PATALON TALONG *ETHEL* BOOBA 00:00:14.020 --> 00:00:15.540 oh sige. sinong may pinakamalaking titties? 00:00:15.820 --> 00:00:17.140 aspaltong dibdib *Senyora* .. ZOEY! 00:00:17.200 --> 00:00:17.940 UMALIS KA DITO, BWISET!!! 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:19.800 UMALIS KA DITO ZOEY!!! 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:20.560 Kiana 00:00:20.740 --> 00:00:21.360 *kagulat-gulat na tunog* 00:00:21.360 --> 00:00:23.040 nasayo na yung pwet, pero UMALIS KA DITO!! 00:00:23.180 --> 00:00:24.660 ANO BANG AKALA NIYONG KAILANGAN KO!! 00:00:24.880 --> 00:00:27.440 TINAWAG TAYONG MALAKING DIB DIB TITTIES!!! 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:29.840 Nikki, mukhang tag-Tumblr 00:00:29.980 --> 00:00:30.900 *dumudura* 00:00:31.040 --> 00:00:32.000 Sisiraan kita 00:00:32.220 --> 00:00:33.380 Ayoko sa lamang loob mo 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:34.260 *dumudura na naman* 00:00:34.480 --> 00:00:35.700 Pero ang negosyo ay negosyo 00:00:36.060 --> 00:00:36.900 Tanggap kana na Nikki 00:00:37.080 --> 00:00:38.040 Billy ikaw rin! 00:00:38.040 --> 00:00:38.840 *umuutot* 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:40.900 sige andito si Lilanni 00:00:40.900 --> 00:00:43.480 asian siya aspa- ASPALTONG DIBDIB!!! 00:00:43.660 --> 00:00:44.340 LILANNI!!! 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.140 BAT KAPA NAGPAKITA DITO???!!! 00:00:46.160 --> 00:00:46.820 LUMABAS KA!!! 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:47.640 ok sige zoey 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:48.580 ZOEY!!! 00:00:48.580 --> 00:00:50.100 NAGUSAP NA TAYO DIBA!! 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:51.320 oras na para tumanggap ng bago 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.360 andito si Lillian 00:00:52.360 --> 00:00:53.860 dalaga siya, may tattoo 00:00:53.980 --> 00:00:55.880 TANG*NA MO.. TANG*NA MO LILLIAN!!! 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:58.580 bakit ba ang hirap nito? 00:00:58.740 --> 00:00:59.720 sige tanggap na siya 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.000 dapat gumamit ka ng implants *_* 00:01:01.140 --> 00:01:02.220 anong cupsize niya? B ah- 00:01:02.220 --> 00:01:03.740 *busog na Poods* 00:01:04.020 --> 00:01:06.040 asan naba yung mga malalaking dibdib na chix? 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:07.140 SA WAKAS!!! 00:01:07.140 --> 00:01:08.660 REGALO MULA SA ITAAS!! 00:01:08.660 --> 00:01:10.140 CANDICE!!! 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:11.140 *rubber titty slap* 00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:12.340 pasok ka na! 00:01:12.440 --> 00:01:13.760 puking ina mga walang kwenta kayo 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:14.940 1 dolyar kada oras 00:01:14.940 --> 00:01:15.920 Kiana pasok ka na 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:17.260 Tiffany!! 00:01:17.440 --> 00:01:18.500 1 dolyar sa isang oras 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.900 TIFFANY TANGGAP KA NA!! 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:22.120 PASOK NA KAYO!! BILHAN MO AKO NG CONVERSE!! 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:23.180 DIYOS-MIYO MARIMAR ZOEY! 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.000 ILANG ULIT KO BANG UULIT ZOEY??!! 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:27.720 ILANG ULIT KO BANG SASABIBIHIN SAYO ZOEY!! 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:30.580 UMALIS KANA DITO AT WAG MONG AKSAYAHIN ANG ORAS KO!! 00:01:30.660 --> 00:01:32.160 WALA KANG POTENSYAL!! 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:33.340 WALA!! 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:34.180 Oys Tiffaannyy!! 00:01:34.180 --> 00:01:36.320 suotin mo itong but plug habang nagshoshopping ka 00:01:36.320 --> 00:01:36.980 *Tiffany: Iwan mo na sakin yan!* 00:01:36.980 --> 00:01:40.140 Mmmmmmmmmmm 00:01:40.140 --> 00:01:40.860 BUTT PLUG!!! 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:44.080 OH SIGE ZOEY!! GUSTO MO TALAGANG MAGING BUGAW??!! 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:45.320 ETO!! 00:01:45.420 --> 00:01:46.480 DALHIN MO TONG BUTTPLUG!! 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:47.460 *PATAPONG BUTTPLUG* 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:48.620 bilhan mo ko ng sigarilyo! 00:01:48.620 --> 00:01:49.960 and magpakamatay kana!! 00:01:49.960 --> 00:01:51.700 tatanggapin ko na yung huling Bae ko si Marlina 00:01:51.700 --> 00:01:52.360 Ang sabi Marlina: Natural 00:01:52.420 --> 00:01:53.580 pero sabi niya natural daw 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:55.800 PERO WALANG NATURAL DIYAN SA BABAENG YAN 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:57.400 Diyos miyo ang PERA!! 00:01:58.060 --> 00:01:58.900 SA WAKAS!! 00:01:59.180 --> 00:02:01.500 AKO NA ANG HARI NG MGA BUGAW BUSINESS!! 00:02:01.800 --> 00:02:04.360 magiging proud sigro yung nanay ko pag nakikita niya ako ngayon!! 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.880 sa pag aaruga ko sa mga babaeng to ng may dignidad at respeto 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:09.480 kahit si Tumblr gusto tung video 00:02:09.980 --> 00:02:12.360 HAIL TO THE BUGAW KING POODIEPIE!!! 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:13.960 PIMPDIEPIE BITCH!! 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.440 AKO YAN MGA PUT*- 00:02:15.460 --> 00:02:16.560 *RIP EARS* 00:02:16.760 --> 00:02:19.840 Si Pewdiepie ay PUT* at mayroom pasiyang 47 milyong subscribers kaya lahat ng tao gustong maging katulad sa kanya 00:02:19.860 --> 00:02:23.660 Tumutingin sa dibd*b na tumatalbog at kami ay nakiipagbarilan sa halagang 50 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:26.860 Pera sa pera Hindi ako nagsasalita tungkol sa pera, tumingin pa ang mga dibd*b sa akin at ang pakiramdam ko pa ay ako nasa pwet niya. 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:30.280 BRO FIST sa mga kaibigang nananatili hanggang sa aking mga fans na nagmamahal at ang haters ay hindi nagwawagi. 00:02:30.340 --> 00:02:31.660 KAMUSTA NA KAYO BROS 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:35.240 Si Felix ay nagputol ng ibang nakakatawang clip, subscribe na para walang makalimutan, dumiretso ka agad sa playlist 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:38.360 Ang audio ay nagbumpin, gawin mo to para sa mga bros dahil mahal namin ito *DJBOOTYBUTT*